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cummando:
We will "live" them. You too live us alone.

Hahahahaha

3 pages gone.


I hope at least one person commenting here realized that she was being sarcastic.

nairarhymer:
Many guys will deny this, but it doesn't change the truth that at some point in the life of our Gucci,Tommy Hilfiger, Lux,Chase deer, Banana Republic, or bend down select boxers,they tear. This happens irrespective of how we meticulously handle them. It could be quite embarrassing at times, especially when the female folks get to see them. My question therefore is;what causes our boxers to tear and how can it be prevented?


my personal opinion is that it is caused by incessant farting and erections, and that cutting down on those would be auspicious to the health and long life of our boxers.
what do you think people?

If you don't fart you die.

Fact.

Nice concept. Let's see if that thug will take up the challenge.

Lilmisshy:
Okay emeritus professor of sarcasm. Thanks, I've heard you.

No offence meant miss cutiepie

olubamz:
It was in my university days when I fell In love with one of
my school mates, though am this type of a girl that loves
guys who wears designer shoes,clothes and use expensive
things. The guy really loved me then for real but the
problem I had with him is was that he didn't have much money.
So I have had to break up with him because he didn't wasn't worth my
stand standard anymore. After breaking up with him I met a man he
is who was a banker and he is a manager at a bank branch. I fell in love with the man mainly because of his money and not
because other things though the man is handsome and he
has huge money. We do chill together, spend nice time(s)
together and the man always promise(s) me that (he) would marry
me. (I) have put all my mind on the man that (I) am going to
marry him not knowing that he is lieing lying to me and have has
also took him to my parents they welcomed him warmly.
Read full story at www.olubamznews.com/2017/12/a-lady-experiencesometimes-we-fall-in.html?m=1

If you want your articles proofread for a small sum mention me in another thread. Thank you.

Lilmisshy:
He didn't screenshot the part he accepted... No guy would turn that down.
*modified* Mhen, my reply was obviously sarcastic. But the way people just carry am for head ehn .

You're not obviously not good at sarcasm then.

Happening more frequently nowadays.

Just turned a lady down this evening.

Didn't trust her.

I believe in love.

I haven't fallen in love yet.

Why don't you simply ask him?

Three things come to mind when looking at this picture :

1. Fire hazard


2. Colourful work of art


3. That girl's boobs.







































You went back to check for the boob's didn't you?

Rocketmaster:
I Enterd a bus from kogi to kwara.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d passengers.
So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press
dat
button since but d bomb no gree
blow.
Na d blue one i go press or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) ''
hello Chukwudi, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money from
chiroki..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So
u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside until d hausa man
sitin close to me
said (to me).
Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey
make call, wher dem
say make u press so dat d bomb go blow?
Coz i don dey press my
own sef since and d tin never blow.
I jumped out of the luxurious through
window.!
Me wey dey play.
ԹմԵ ՏʍíӀҽ օղ ԹҽօԹӀҽՏ ƒɑϲҽ

The awkward thing I do when I'm angry?

Hmm.

Well to be honest...


I try to keep it in. I try not to show that I'm angry. It's like holding a blazing hot piece of charcoal in your hands and trying to smile. Of course it doesn't work. So inwardly I start to boil. My insides feel like there's a tornado threathening to break loose. I do my best to hold it back. The person I'm angry at usually has not clue at this point. All they see is that I have started to stutter and begun to tremble. I tremble badly and then I start to make rhythmic movements. I can be tapping my foot on the ground or swinging my keys. If the person continues to frustrate me I become very quiet. At this point I see the whole world burning down. I want to maim and kill but it is against the law so I hold it. I wait until the person goes away.

And then I punch the wall. Hard. Repeatedly. I scream and shout and punch. The pain in my knuckles bring the anger down to a smouldering heat.

Then I take a cold shower , get dressed and buy myself something sweet to eat. And I'm normal again

Lalas247:
Happier ? Maybe she is unemployed in the second pic
In that case why won’t she be happy ... chilling doing fuvk all at home it’s the least she can do

As long as she's happy no problem.

There are people who are employed and still committed suicide.

Employment does not ensure happiness.

toastedbread:
250 aren't sewn properly and they are somehow.
500 banana Republic fits u very well and when your girl wears it, you love her more.

Na this poster get the answer.

Well, the first thing I noticed was that in the second picture both spouses are smiling. While in the first picture one of the spouses isn't smiling.

Therefore it seems the second picture is the happier option.

Any update? The snake don chop am?

Oya ladies come an copy this wan too. YOLO!

Lalas247:
It is a matter of Opinion to be honest
There are many cases where guys are not polygamous or have “side chics”
But it’s wrong married or in a committed relationship and stepping out ! God doesn’t support that ...

I can never accept it ...

Wow!

I was expecting your answer to be more caustic.

Nice response.

OK back to the matter. I do not expect you to accept it. You're a woman after all.

But those cases of guys who don't have side chics?

My money is on the fact that they haven't been caught yet.

Everyday you see one sobstory or the other of a woman who "suddenly" caught her previously faithful husband cheating.

Social media blows it up and it's becomes a sensational story. Sympathizing female folk advice her to be strong and quit her marriage. Emotions run high. The whole brouhaha runs for about a week.

And then another wife makes another heartbreaking discovery.

The cycle repeats itself again and again and again, over and over.

My dear even pastors cheat. It's in the nature of man to be frivolous. And the modern woman is making it even easier. Modern girls now prefer married men and even go out of their way to entice them and send unsolicited nudes. This ain't no fairytale, it is happening live.

You want a side chick go to Shoprite with your gold wedding ring blazing for all its worth. You will still have your pick.

It just takes the grace of God for men not fall to temptation nowadays. The few virtuous men will fall at least once or twice and repent. But the baaaaad men, the ones you call "cheats", will gorge themselves with women until they can't think straight and then they get careless and get caught.

Men are naturally polygamous. Even in the New Testament they had to caution the men to be responsible and have only one wife. And to be honest they were referring to the bishops. Look at your Bible and say it ain't so.

Lalas247:
Yes Naturally it was part of our culture to have more than one ... infact those days it showed wealth to take care of all of them .... so I Guess that mentality stems from there

Yes I believe so

It has nothing to do with culture.

Men are naturally polygamous.

They have been so even before biblical times.

It is this monogamy that is causing problems up and down.

Nowadays men are polygamous, they just do it in secret. Hence the term side-chick.

When you ladies are ready to accept the truth then there will be peace.

Until then keep stabbing all the men you claim to love, you're just reducing the population of men and making polygamy more of a certainty.

Most women are leeches.

They don't really have anything to offer a man. Not finance, not friendship. Even the small cooking they were cooking before you can see them rebelling against it.

The only thing the man is supposed to benefit from the marriage is sex and even that is hard work for the woman. As soon as they get married their sexual libido crashes. They start to give excuses up and down, how the house chores are too much, how she's coming late from work so she can't have sex, how she has a headache so she can't have sex.


And when they finally give you the sex like it's a favour it's so fucking boring, as a man you just want to end it all right there and then.

You are only left with two options.

To become an irritable bitter angry wife beater

Or to get a side chic .


You can't win either way.

Benita27:
I don't get these terms.

I guess what he's trying to say is, if the guy has a mushroom instead of a carrot kind of dick.

LadyGoddiva:
Story for amadioha! So you were too tired that you couldn’t even remove the used condom from your dick before you crashed? And the thing just stayed on your thing like that with your semen and everything? How would you even feel comfortable? Abeg shift with your tall tale. Next lie please!

Obviously you don't have much experience in these matters, no offence.

It happens. Happens a lot.

Benita27:
Does condom with sperm in it stay on a flaccid dick?.

Yes it does.

Shygirl1989:
i concour with you totally. when feminisim started in the late 20th century,it was to give women equal opportunities as men not necessarily making them the same as men. whether we like it or not,men and women have different roles to play in the grand scheme of life,we are all unique in our different ways,we were created to complement each other.
the recent wave of feminism seems to stem out from women who want to "eat their cake and have it", they want to live as they please and not be held accountable for it. its surprising that Nigerian feminist want to be independent in all ramifications and still require the men to pick their bills,propose etc. ladies lets be realistic,open your eyes and ponder this decisions, i'm all for equal opportunity for everyone,male and female,but let's not shoot ourselves in the foot by pushing our men to the wall and end up regreting our actions in the future.

Wow

Well said.

Intelligent unbiased female spotted.

Foolish people

You presented yourself for rape

If you were not there would you have been raped?

You compromised your security and you're shouting up and down social media.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

If you no wan Bleep no show your punny.

Lol, the internet is a wonderful place. See advice everywhere.

Serene0, this sounds like a classical case of paranoid schizophrenia. It's a mental condition that can turn a lion of a man into a mouse. You have done the right thing by inviting his family. Please you are in real danger in that house. He perceives you as the enemy (only you know what you did to trigger that perception. I don't expect you to mention it here on social media but think back to any quarrel you had about 6-7 months ago) and no logical persuasion will convince him otherwise. Be on your guard and ensure he sees a psychiatrist, very very important.

Location pls

valentineuwakwe:
hi,
I want to ask if its safe for a husband to take her pregnant wife for a DNA test at her early stage of pregnancy to prove the child's paternity?

This involves getting samples in utero. It can be done but I doubt the resources are available in Nigeria.