₦airaland Forum

owobokiri:
Lawan will confirm a toad as the head of any federal agency, once the name was forwarded by Buhari..

. The most useless Senate president in the history of Nigeria

obo389:
Nigerian government seriously needs to wake up on their lackadaisical attitude on governance.
In broad day light, it's safe to say Ghana is currently feasting on Nigeria lunch.

. WHICH GOVERNMENT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IS BUHARI A GOVERNMENT. NIGERIA IS JUST CRUISING AIMLESSLY. NO GOVERNMENT, NO DIRECTION.
LOOK AT THE EMPTY FOOL SANE PEOPLE ELECTED AS PRESIDENT.

DannyG8:
When we started dating everything was cool, she do call me, we chat everything was ok. She comes to my place but just all of a sudden she changed, stopped picking up my calls, stopped replying my messages or sometimes it takes her days to reply me

I don't understand her and I don't know what to do either. I need your advice please no insult.

. Move on. She has found a better dick. [color=#770077][/color]

Sechee:
In as much as this looks funny, it's actually not. Why do people fall out of love with who they were once madly in love with

. E don belle-full them na. Love na like food. When you're hungry for it, you fall into it and chop, when you don belle-full, you fall out of it to go do something else.

Kondomatic:
Ada doesn't need their forgiveness to be alright, they're not God, and no, she is not sick because of what she said or how she attacked these people. She is not sick because they cursed her.

She is sick because she is human and humans fall sick.

What she needs is money so can be taken to a good hospital for treatment. Take her to where Buhari is and she will be alright.

Why dont U go and take her there since U know the cause of de ailment and where to get healing.

Hintona:
Some weeks ago I was writing exams, the exams venue was one of the school's laboratory, and the stools were quite uncomfortable, if you've ever been to a school's laboratory you would know what I'm talking about and sometimes the stools are too high for the lab bench and it causes great discomfort. The most comfortable position for me after sitting erect on the stool for over an hour was to lower my back and arch it.

So as I was writing the exams, I can remember I was trying to draw a pathway, when the lecturer invigilating us tried to pass behind me and he touched my butt and said "shift this your small bumbum from the road" and laughed. I found it very offensive. I was so focused on writing that exam that I didn't want to answer him, it's not the kind of course students would like to write twice.

I wasn't the only one on that row who was blocking his path but he told the others merely to shift.

So today I was telling a friend about it and he laughed and said it was nothing. Nothing? Was it your butt that was touched? Right it wasn't and so it's so easy for him to say it is NOTHING. A stranger's hand on your butt is SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

What sort of world am I living in?

. You just want those of us that like small bumbum to know that you have small bumbum. Okay we have known now. Your marketing strategy has worked. Can we move on?

BeeBeeOoh:
If you are reading this, may God help and bless your hustle so that you'll give your kids a dual citizenship because, as e dey so, e don truly be for this country.

. Na you talk am right. Na all man to im own. The train is about to crash.

NgeneUkwenu:
See tears from those IpOB commentators above....We warned PDP, they should stop destroying Nigeria, and supporting Bandits and Boko Haram, because, they will NEVER smell Aso Rock Again....

May God Bless My Daddy Buhari..

May God Bless My Mentor Tinubu..

May God Be With APC My Party...

. MUMU

Climb all that hill to go and worship an idol? Tueehhh!

athaboi:
They will soon bring one mallam to scatter Nigeria Stock Exchange! Just watch who replaces him

. Yes, Fulani ti take over. Trust the illiterate Buhari.

elisha820:
What should I do?

. You are worse than a compound fool if you are asking what to do. Nonsense.

inoki247:
You people like crying like say Agbero no dey Enugu nd ur own agbero na aw to kill only dem sabi...

just because your own agbero can't make it doesn't mean the agbero wey dey abroad wey u people dey rush to can't make it...

. Agbero dey everywhere, but to have them as kingmakers as in Lagos and South-west is abominable.

Queenttoast01:
Use the money as her bride price, shikena

. Yes this is what I was about to tell him. Use the money as advance payment for her dowry and traditional wedding list.

BETWEEN FAKE NEWS PEDDLERS AND POLITICIANS WHO ARE PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, WHO DO WE NOW BELIEVE?

Dalil8:
How do women lose more? Women go into relationships empty handed, so don't expect them to come out with the world.

She invested nothing, absolutely nothing in the relationship and please don't tell me she invested her time bla bla bla cuz davido did the same.

Davido did the most of the investment, got her a cooking show, brought her into the limelight, she's famous today thanks to him.

You women attach too much value to your pvssies these days and it's irritating. .

. Tell them. Tell the irritating pussy wielders.

saphiere:
Chioma was very much single before Davido met her.

Even if she had a boyfriend, did she disfigure the guy before leaving him? If Davido can't marry Chioma for whatever reason, let him return Chioma back to her normal self.

I swear if I were Chioma, Davido would be rotting in jail. I will so drag him in courts till that money his family claim they have finishes.

Nonsense.

. It's like you are full of toxicity. If na you heaven won't fall. You would make noise and they would settle you with some wads of currency and baby support. Why brake your head over a matter of people that don't know you.

PoloG:
stfu

. Until the brothel where you were conceived and born is shut down.

PoloG:
see this mumu.. fulani dey fvck your masculine women for Bush, you dey here dey type nonsense..
igbo toto and fulani penis na 5&6

. Fools born in brothels.

PoloG:
Your hairy masculine women are presently in an orgy party with uncircumcised fulani herdmen in one of the forest of ebonyi

. How stupid and callous can you be this over-fed, empty-headed fool.

heendrix:
Oh this Yorochi guy!! Lost his Dad at a very young age and I just admire the fact that he was always proud of his job. even on the group with fine girls Nigga would still be proud to say he's a welder and always share pictures of work done e.t.c

But well I still don't get how wheelbarrow pushing would rake in Millions like do you charge 5k/trip??

just my thoughts too. He can be making a decent money from it, but not that he is a millionaire from it. And it's only twenty wheel barrows. Not even up to a hundred. He spiced the story up with some lies.

AsomughaChuks05:
Just this airport project alone has leapfrogged Governor Obiano above and ahead of all his predecessors combined in terms of achievements and legacy. When they land into Umueri from Abuja, Lagos, Kaduna, New York, London, Houston, Guangzhou, Munich, Madrid Seoul. and see this marvelous edifice delivered with the name of the Governor welcoming them, they will know that Akpokuedike came prepared.

. Boy, the only thing of note I see there is a very large expressway.

SanctifiedSista:
Sounds so unbelievable
GOD will continue exposing the fake ones trying to spoil his work

. Use your head and reason for once before you call him fake. This has happened several times. They must have found themselves inside the car under playplay and the lock jammed and they were suffocated inside. Similar thing happened in Kano two years ago and killed three kids. It happened in Imo state around same time and killed a young boy. It's carelessness on the part of the owners. Such vehicles should have been securely locked.

Light78:
I was walking around my compound yesterday, and I saw a fish jumped out of the marsh to a drier side of the compound. It was struggling to swim back into the marsh, but I caught it with a basket.

What is the name of this fish?

It's like you are living inside a swamp for you to catch this fish in your compound. I pray that God will prosper you to get a decent and habitable accommodation in Jesus name, amen.

gomojam:
There is high probability that a sovereign Yoruba nation would surpass Singapore in no time and take the position she deserves in the committy of nation as super power and developed country.

She has every resources and characteristics to becoming that if she can pull off the burden of Nigeria.

. Why then are you people opposing the disintegration of Nigeria? That's the main reason you guys hate Ipob, Biafra and Igbos. If you guys know that sovereignty will benefit you and transform the Yoruba nation to a regional power, then grow some balls and tow the path of the Igbos. You people should stop attaching yourselves to this archaic northerners. You destiny and theirs are opposed to each other.
YORUBA RONU!

Anigreat:



Cooked story
Fake story to Garnered sympathy for the egoistic pastor.



He was battling with ill health yet still have the mind to spoiled someone's happiest day.


Rest in peace

Did you read at all or is it that you lack comprehension ability or just plain stupid?

sapphiere:
Who made him what he is today?

. His hard work and dedication made him what he is today.

Omoluabi1stborn:
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If anyone is not okay with it, let him or her move out and go back to his/her hut in his/her region

This should be done in all SW states.
Yoruba regional integration, taking shape

God Bless South West
God Bless all Yoruba lands
God bless all Yoruba People

. Fulani herdsmen have refused to go. They're still occupying the forests and killing Obas. Of course you know they aren't going to recite any shit. What sayest thou about that.

sapphiere:
Nice one boy! Make mama proud.

Dear God please may we enjoy the fruits of our labours IJN Amen.
May our sons not disown us IJN Amen.


The FUTURE is FEMALE.

HE IS A MALE, NOT FEMALE. ANOTHER FEMALE SAVED BY A MALE.

IamBroke:
Even me I'm guilty of this.. especially as a broke ass niqqer I find it hard to Toast girls that are financially stable.

One thing about them is that..they are so confident when talking to you.

You can't even use money to get them.
Most of them are so disrespectful because they have money..

You can't use money to get a reasonable woman and such are few.

THIS ADESINA IS EVEN MORE FOOLISH THAN I EVER THOUGHT. JUST LIKE AN OVER-FED FOOL THAT TALKS WITHOUT REASONING TO PRAISE HIS BENEFACTOR.

NgeneUkwenu:
Good one!

May God Bless His Excellency, The Hard Working President Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari...

May Thunder Fire IPOB Terrorists, Boko Haram Terrorists, Herdsmen Terrorists, IGBOHO Terrorists..

. WHEN WILL YOUR MUMU EVER DO? WHEN WILL YOU GROW UP AND REASON LIKE AN INFORMED ADULT WITH BRAIN IN HER HEAD?