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I registered in the year 2008 after bn a guest reader for years when I do not even know that I can register on the platform free of charge.

I could remember those good old years when Nairaland used to be like Quora Website.
Those days, you see people dissecting topics with utmost intelligence.
We were like brothers and sisters.
We were so matured in our arguments.
U hardly know anyone from your tribe here cos then, we were all Nigerians.
You read news and get information here and you will have no reason to doubt the info cos it was always true info.
Chaiiii...I yearn for those good old days.

Well, against all odds, I still love the page.
Nairaland is the first page I open in my Computer or phone everyday.

Shetemi12:
Peter Obi should just call his people and talk to them! Animals in Human form

Are you not tired?
All your attacks to bring down the name of Peter Obi have failed.
The attacks keep making him more popular and stronger.
Are u not even ashamed?
Tufiakwa.

I see reason God has not really given power to the youths of this country to lead.
How can sensible youths be in the fore front with those that want to destroy their future.
What will then happen when this power is totally handed over to them?
Until we the youths sincerely become ready to help ourselves, God will not send His help to us.
How can a willing suicide bomber be praying to God to give him a very bright future?
Praying to God to give you what you are willingly throwing away.
We should not mock God ooo.

The slogan on the LP logo says "forward ever"
LP do not tolerate forth and back movement.
That candidate lacks the Obidient blood in him.
He better leave instead of becoming a traitor tomorrow.
Eluu P 76
We move

AdaojoTheUrchin:
They are trying to wipe away evidence of their rigging.

BVAS is law, you cannot be allowed to destroy evidence.

You know one thing. This case is hanging INEC at the most difficult place.
If they allow the data in the BIVAS, truth will be revealed and INEC atrocities will come to light.

If they engage in spoliation of evidence (legal term for tampering or destructions of evidence), the judge can adopt adverse inference charge against INEC.
Adverse inference charge is where the judge will award negative judgement against the party that destroyed the evidence.
So, in either ways, Obi has upper hands.

Dem never beat this lunatic and his face has many bumps.
I wonder how he will look wen he is bn touched.

Rule 7 of 48 Laws of Power.
Strike the shepherd to scatter the flock.

Now, there will be disarray in the camp of the fake IPOB

This man trying to hide behind the masses to save his illegal loots.
Hell Rufia, that your money will rot in your hands.

Buhari is seriously squeezing Hell-Rufai's testicles.

obailala:
When I read the letter yesterday, the red circled portion is what first caught my attention - "warned to desist from nefarious activities".

I'm not the most widely travelled person and neither am I an expert in idiolects or writeprints, but I could tell on first read that the language used in the letter was somehow unique to Nigerians.

Cc: BossGerald

You are smart.
Same thing I told my friend when he forwarded the memo to me through Whatsapp.

One of my friends sent me that memo on my WhatsApp. I told him that the tone of that memo doesn't sound like what is written from Finland. The tone sounds like what a Nigerian wrote.

Idi Amin Gave Head of State Speech To Queen Elizabeth

Idi Amin’s speech
Idi Amin of Uganda (President’s SPEECH)
For those of us who English is not their first language, read on!!Here is a speech delivered by Idi Amin at a sumptuous luncheon hosted By Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain .

“My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely:And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you .

You will eat a full cow:and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.

“But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a shortcall on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to UnCloth you completely before these extinguished ladies undergentlemen sir.

Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem..Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from thebottoms of all the people of Uganda .
With this few words I thank you Sir.

iSense247:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/obidients-launch-app-for-election-monitoring

Very nice App

Choilila:
Indecent dressing?
I don't understand. Is it because she refused to dress like some Women in a religious regions that put on masquerade and still yet rape never escape from there.

The problem is that you've long bn in a place where indecent dressing reign that made u not to detect one any more.

If she must be in a highly official meeting like the Senate Chamber, she has to dressing according to the code.
She should've look for a jacket to wear on top of that black top and it will solve the whole problem.
You can't be in the hallowed chambers exposing your armpit.
She wanted to test the strength of dress code law in that house.

Johnkie:
I’m so shocked to have received nothing for 25 years!

Give and it shall be given unto you.
You can't get when you've not given.
Ask yourself, how many people have I given to?

Islie:
https://thenationonlineng.net/how-to-identify-spot-fake-redesigned-naira-notes/

One more way to identify real N1000 note.

Hold the Note up directly to light, look at the symbol I marked with red.
You will see that the symbol will form opposite of itself.
Those two up and down thick coloured angles will become plain while the two right and left plain angles will become thick coloured.

See image below.

maziude:
IQ = -120

You want attention?
No...I will not grant u dat.

Dripty:
In the department of Chemistry, there's this course we take as a faculty course: General Chemistry II (Chem131.2). An easy course, quite easy, but with a huge number of failures. People are intentionally being given carry-overs by these very wicked lecturers. We wrote this course on the 4th of February, normally it shouldn't take more than one hall to contain the students writing it, but it took the whole 5 halls, full to the brim because of the number of students being given carry-overs unjustly, with more and more students trooping in to write this paper, imagine where invigilators stay to invigilate, that's where students were being squeezed in to write this exam cause of lack of space, and this is just my department alone.

After writing the exams, these chemistry lecturers move around looking for students who want to pass the exams, and asking them to write down their names and pay money, while they fail the rest students, even people who should make a perfect result are given a straight F! Isn't this beyond wickedness?! Even the devil cannot be this wicked!

Students would pass very difficult courses, write their projects and defend successfully, but still have this course holding them back, and one can't graduate without it, that's what these lecturers use to hold people back. You have U2016s still writing this course in 2023! People that ought to have finished with their masters. This is not even the height of this evil, even students who pay money which is almost half of the school fees for the whole year, to pass, are still being failed so that they'll pay another money again. And for those having extra year, you're also paying another school fees while you still remain in school. I'm telling you guys even the devil cannot be this wicked! But unfortunately this is happening in a whole UniPort!!

70% of people who have dropped out in my department alone, dropped out because of this course, how long should this evil keep happening? Just because of the few lecturers who want to enrich themselves at the detriment of the students and the image of the University. These students who have dropped out, imagine the stories they have to tell to students in other schools?

My philosophy of life is, anything you keep quiet to, you encourage, you not only encourage but you're part of it, I cannot keep quiet to this evil anymore!

Students are being failed unjustly! Imagine going for practicals, writing the tests and exams acing everything, only to get an F. Doesn't this contradict the essence of going to school?

I believe sunlight is the best disinfectant, exposing this to the public will put a stop to this evil. If it doesn't, I will be back here!

Please move this to the promise land

I don't think you are very sure of this your allegation.
Lecturers going around asking for students that are willing to pass their exams and collecting their name.
Haba...has it become this bad?
Then, if you are sure that u passed exam that they failed you, you have the right to write to the Senate for remarking of your scripts.
If the lecturers are going around asking for money from student to pass their courses, silently make a video of such, create Twitter account and call him out if you do not want to report him to the school authority. With that, it will go trending and action will be taken by the school.

Exposing it here is just for fun. If u really want to expose it. get evidence and use Twitter and tag known bloggers and celebrities.

Ficklemind:
Good evening, please how do I politely tell my married ex to stop bringing back our past memories?

My ex and I separated on good terms, he is AS likewise myself so we had to go on our separate ways. It over 6 years that we separated but we still talk once in a while. I don’t have any feelings for him anymore but I don’t know about him and I don’t have any intention of seeing him either though we are far away from each other.

I don’t want to block him and I don’t want to offend him ,but when I take a picture with a random male friend and I upload it on my status ,he tells me he is jealous that the guy is an idiot for holding me or touching me. Asking for my recent pictures and sending me my old pictures that I don’t even remember existed.

This guy is married with a child. How to I politely tell him to stop all this because I don’t feel comfortable with them.

Do you go about taking pictures with random males and keep uploading them on ur status and walls?
For what reason pls.
Stop posting you and random males on ur walls.
If you must post, let it be you and ur fiance or husband.

Bradford111:
Hello everyone it's been 3 months since I had sex with a random girl and having been having boils coming up only my dick every time.

Taken a lot of drugs and even rubbed tubes like funbact act A and some other antibacterial the boils would go but when I stop using the antibacterial cream they will resurface.

Please I need advice on how to go about this am suffering and so uncomfortable right now.

Please attach the picture for more better suggestion
Secondly, ask the girl that gave it to you how she has bn managing her own that made her not to be having boils on her kpekus.

babaolofin:
The guy did not answer the question. Your item 3 is to push the old notes to the ignorant Garri, Yam and pepper sellers. If the people selling the food items lives at Nteje village, they have to come to Onitsha to bank the money . Will they be given new note at Onitsha Bank?

I know, if Emefiele were to be a Yoruba, he would have been removed. Buhari would have used him as a scapegoat to save himself.

I don't know weda u are interested in getting the answer to ur question or u want to talk about who the president is and who the CBN Governor is.
If you use the old naira to buy something from Nteje Market and the person you are paying is willing to collect the old note, why will u be bothered how he/she will change it to new one?
May be, you don't even have any money you wished to change.

Lemos14:
If you have nothing meaningful to contribute why not just skip?...you didnt answer my question anyway

That guy answered your question oo.
May be you did not like the way he put it.
He answered you with 3 options.
1...Take it to the bank and deposit it
2...You may keep it with u and use it as an artefact to show to ur children in the future
3...Use the money to stock foodstuff.

LibertyRep:
In addition, the email said that Branch Leaders should make provision for soft drinks for customers

When will they start the implementation of this part?

They better not give them soft drinks in bottles before they turn the bottles into weapons.

APC and PDP are two houses where each of them are divided among themselves. The Holy Book says that a house divided can never stand.
APC has 1 to 300 factions🤣🤣🙆

Obi had already prepared his swearing in speech. What a lovely speech he has.

Mpanyi:
Wike easy o. Wike you will lose at end of the day. Stop being tyrannical and acting unhinged just because you lost out. Know we are in a democracy. Things should not always go your way. Meanwhile I am not for Atiku but tenets of democracy must be observed and respected by all

You mentioned tyranny and democracy.
Atiku is the one that started the tyrant thing and violation if democracy. Maybe you did not follow the gist from where it started. Go and check what caused this faceoff and you'll see that Atiku is at fault.
Well, let them continue fighting while PO continues to win.

Ogsirsolo:
You hate your self bro they never hate you but you always think you're smarter then the rest but you forget the Yoruba's our accommodating when you push them they will surely give u a bit

Well, I never expected response better than this from anyone from your tribe. I already knew you will come up with this.
I am not here to argue with ppl like you.
I may not waste my time doing so, especially with someone that will never see reason beyond his limited knowledge.

Finally, I will advice you to try to improve in your grammar and writing skill. It's very important.
Thanks for commenting.

We told the Yorubas to stop that dirty games they are playing with the Fulanis.
We told them to stop the hating on the Igbos just because they were eating and dinning with the Fulanis.
They labelled the Igbos "wailers"
The exhibited so much hatred and disregard to the Igbos
They called them all sorts of names
They humiliated the Igbos that are in their land.
Chased them away, try to stop their businesses.
Now, the Yorubas are soliciting the help of the same Fulanis the Igbos warned them against and they are not getting it.
Still, they are feeling that Igbos are the right ppl to vent their anger on instead of the people they are having issues with.
The Igbos will surely stand victorious.
Don't fight the people that their God is strongly behind them.
You will surely be disgraced.

Elkidz:
Please I need a good advice on this issue from matured minds.

A friend of mine called me yesterday and was seriously crying that she wants her daughter that just got married to come back.

REASON:
Last year, her daughter of 21 years got married. From the look of things, the marriage was contracted on falsehood.
The man( daughter's hubby) was introduced to the girl by another woman. The young man and his mother presented themselves as very good people. The young man claimed to have money and working in Abuja as "interior decorator" . He made the girl believed that he has money where's he was borrowing to do the the marriage rites.
After the first stage of the traditional rites, he lied to the girl that bank seized his money because someone from abroad sent more than the approved amount (ie. millions) into his account. The girl had to use the little money she received as salary to sort out certain things.

To cut the long story short, marriage was scheduled, on the eve of the wedding (the bridal shower night) , the young man beat the girl blue and black to the embarrassment of everyone present including his own friends, that was how the bridal shower ended with the poor girl crying all throughout the night. This is just because of flimsy excuse, to make matters worst, the girl was some weeks old pregnant which he's aware of.
To worsen the situation, after marriage, the man left the lady in the village with the parents, two days after marriage he travelled for a job, while the girl is left alone in the village without any pocket money and without any job since she's stopped the job she was doing before marriage. She's just Living at the mercy of the guy's parents with the mother treating her like trash.

Please Mod kindly push to the front page, I need matured advice.

The girl wanted a very rich man as her husband.
The guy packaged himself as bn rich.
Then they got married.

Marry for love and not for just money.
Next thing u will hear is that the man don use am do money ritual go marry another woman.

Sonnobax15:
Today, a friend of mine invited me to the traditional marriage ceremony of his brother in-law......

After travelling for over 2hours via my keke, so we finally got to our destination.

After exchanging pleasantries, kola nuts and other traditional rites were done,then it was left for the main dowry which was #2000.
It was then the bigger problem came because the groom's family didn't come with cash. They insisted on doing transfer but the bride's family insisted on it, saying it must be paid with cash.

Omoh, the whole thing became funny . The bride's elder brother kept insisting on it until a POS attendant was invited into the situation.The dowry's money was later withdrawn and paid in cash.

Now, my question is, is it right to pay Bride price via transfer considering the new currency policy that's affecting everyone at this moment? Or the groom's family could have withdrawn the money and kept it until the D-day while it was crystal clear it could have expired due to the deadline of the naira swap?

Mods abeg make una shift this thread to the permanent site so that make other enlightened nairaladers for torchlight the matter small

How were they expecting to pay dowry online.
It is not acceptable and cannot be.
They mean that for the period they were planning to come, they never made provision for 2k dowry in cash.
That is silly.

emexnaija:
https://dailytrust.com/el-rufai-a-governor-collected-n500m-new-notes-from-one-bank/

This New Naira is really paining these people ooo.
They now want to act as if they care about the poor masses.
They will bring up stories that the rich are not feeling it that it is only the poor that are bn suffered.
They will tell all these lies to incite the masses against Govt and CBN which will make them to start violent protest.

El Rufai, go and sit down.
If u had never cared about the poor masses before now, we cannot accept your fake sympathy.
Go and jump into the lagoon.

timota:
When the president wanted to end the use of old #1000, #500 and #200 by January 31, he made it look as if he is trying to checkmate corrupt politicians from having naira note in their private vault, and so many sadist commended him thinking that it is the political class that will suffer.

Just three days down the line, the reality is setting in and people could not buy or sell because of paucity of new notes and the politician that was taught to be the ones to bear the brunt do not join the ATM queue to withdraw the new note.

In my area, I have not heard of any big politician complain, it's just a call from bank managers and bags of new notes are taken to their houses, so will want to ask, in your area who is bearing the brunt: the politician or the masses

Problem with us in this country is that we hate change, even the ones that will have positive effect on us.

Secondly, we are too much in a hurry to see the effect of the change, even when the effect is not supposed to be spontaneous. When we don't see the benefits instantly, we start condemning the change. I've never supported most things done by this administration. For this one, I support them. It may not be palatable for us now, but the end will be lovely.

Most educated ones, dropped what their education taught them and started following beer palour talks.

Finally, we hate making sacrifice for changes.

This new Naira issues is for the betterment of the country. If you don't understand it, ask questions. We should understand that sacrifices have to me made by most of us, especially, the poor and the middle class. The looters and the rich may look a bit ok now, but at long run, they will start counting their loses.

Antoeni:
Am Tired of Pretending, Please Why Do They Pour Water On international Flights On Arrival?

Just the same thing students do on their graduation or final year exam.
Water Ritual