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stopthecycle:
So my elder brother just got married to the Love of his Life. I got to know his wife's family about two months before they got married. The lady has a younger sister who is super attractive, intelligent and nice. We've been talking for a long time and got close and we really like each other.

But I feel we are doing something wrong. Is it okay to date my Sister in law? Some people keep telling g me it's a taboo. I need advice...

There are so many unwritten laws.
There are things that are against the law which are not crime.
There are also crime that are not against the law.

What I am saying is that you dating your sister inlaw may not be wrong.
At the same time, it may not be morally acceptable.
Women do not like such thing as it bruises their ego.
It hardly work to marry two sisters in one family.
The love they have for each other will certainly get strained.
Will you marry someone that will put you into tension in ur home when u have opportunity to pick a wife from so many other places?
Forget about what you feel for the girl now.
When you are done accessing her kpekus, you will start feeling differently.

So, please be careful.

Oluwashina72:
He studied anatomy did his I.T in a mortuary, but he wants to know if it is necessary he works there after school?
What other places can he work? Please help a brother thank you.

Sports Councils or sports clubs.
Anatomy is highly needed by shorts men and women. They can't even do without them.

Footballer Achraf Hakimi's wife filed for divorce and demanded half of his property.

She was however informed by court that her "Millionaire' husband owns nothing as all his property is registered under his mother's names.

Hakimi receives €1 Million from PSG monthly but 80% of this is deposited in his mother Mrs. Fatima's account.

He has no property, cars, houses, Jewelry or even clothes in his name.

Anytime, he wants anything, he asks his mother who buys it for him.

Source: News247

DaddyJapan:
That's because Sowore does not subscribe to the hagiography currently doing the rounds.
He knows Obi is as corrupt as all other leading candidates in the 2023 Presidential elections.

This is how some ppl will answer questions in exams and think they made sense without knowing that they ended up not saying anything reasonable.

They asked why is Soworo always attacking Obi and you said that it's because Obi is as corrupt as other politicians. Does this answers the question?

If Obi is as corrupt as other politicians, then the question goes back to the pervious one asked.... If he is as corrupt as others, then why did Soworo picked him out to be the one he's always attacking. Now, you can see that you did not answer the question.

Okoroawusa:
We all know that the picture was photoshopped but I like the way it was used to drag these online bandits wey no allow person breathe for social media.

Dem dey always humble if you throw dem one.... hahahaha!

.... and all your throwing at the end boomerangs on you. Always coming up with lies. We are waiting for the day you'll come up with one single true allegation against Peter Obi. That day we will join your train.

If Anything Happens To Me, Hold Tinubu & His Cohorts Responsible—Former Lagos State Deputy Governor

A former Deputy Governor of Lagos State, Alhaja Sarinatu Ojikutu, who is also the first female Deputy Governor in Nigeria has said that if anything should happen to her Tinubu and his supporters should be held responsible because she that Tinubu was asking if she was still alive. She also said that she is currently making plans to renounce her Nigerian citizenship if Tinubu gets sworn in as the president of Nigeria on 29th May, 2023.

According to Sahara Reporters, Alhaji Ojikutu made this known while she was speaking to some journalists in Logos State. She revealed that she has already told her lawyers to start the process to enable her renounce her citizenship if Tinubu is sworn in.

She said, “I have told my lawyers to start processing the renouncement of my Nigerian citizenship if Tinubu becomes president on May 29. I will look for a country where I can be happy, where corruption has not become as endemic as this one. I will also say that if anything happens to me, Tinubu and his cohorts should be held responsible. When I heard that he was asking if I am still alive, I had to cry out.”

“Nigeria is in a hopeless situation and when I heard Peter Obi speaking, I heard no choice but to support him. Again, I am one of those who believe that it is time for the Southeast to get the presidency. If we say we want to remain one Nigeria then we have to take equity into consideration. You cannot say that you are one of Nigeria and you are suppressing a particular region. You don't want them to get the presidency shot. If you don't want them as number one, let them go. If you don't want them to go, then give them a chance to be number one,” she said.


Source: Sahara Reporters.

That is Solpugid popularly called Camel Spider or Sun Spider.
The animal has neither venom gland nor venom-delivery apparatus like fangs spider, sting of wasp etc.
So be not afraid. You are not in any danger.

This might be their wedding anniversary pic.
They may have bn married for years.

27Pushing30:
We call people like you empty vessels.

Na people like Una dey read simple question for exam hall feel say your know am rush go submit only to realise you read wrong.

Your candidate didn’t “rush” to file petition and you expect others to “rush” ?

I doubt you’re anything useful in this life

Your response is like that of APC on Obi's petition.
Can you please say something reasonable

thesicilian:
Still waiting for the evidence of rigged elections they boasted about before going to court

Let me explain your pics.
Pic 1.. you were very confident that Obi will not come up with enough evidence.

Pic 2.. you were impatiently waiting for them to submit their petition cos you've already written them off.

Pic 3... When you read the petition, you became weak and was like.. which kain wahala be dis.

Pic 4.... When you started hearing rumours on how other evidence against your master are coming out from other sources especially international bodies. At this point, you fainted and wished that you were dreaming.

Guy, wake up, the game is just about to start. We can't allow you to die now.

Mumu Ibadan man

Jennyclay:
were you there when the incident happened? Do you really know what transpired?

Nigerian men are so wicked and evil. The man successfully carried out his wicked agenda then ran away, only for him to report to the police himself so that people would think he's innocent.

We already know the ways of you wicked and evil Nigerian men. He's a rapist and a Murderer. God has exposed him.

Evil men everywhere!! Shior!!

I heard that you went for the runs with her.
How many rounds did ur friend give to him before she died.

Jennyclay:
The man is a rapist and a Murderer.

The man raped and murdered the lady in cold blood.

Why are Nigerian men so evil and heartless

I can see that you've really passed a lot in the hand of street boys.
I sincerely sympathize wit you.
Not every man is like those street boys.
If you wouldn't mind, try to upgrade and deal with real men.
You will come to realize that men are wonderful creatures that care, provide, protect and love.
Take heart sister.

micellgevity:
This Rufai to s something else. What will governors say the fg has done or has not done. This guy just has a journalistic opportunity. Anyway, not everybody on screen is intelligent.

Start thinking like a reasonable adult or just keep quiet so that we may assume that u are reasonable.

Okay

The United States Intelligence Community monitored Nigeria’s just-concluded national elections and tracked top-level talks within the Department of State Services (DSS), according to leaked files, HumAngle reports.

The briefing slides were part of a cache of highly classified documents circulated online in recent weeks that revealed information about the U.S. spying on allies and adversaries. It included intelligence on South Korea, France, Israel, Ukraine, and Russia.

Though the U.S. government has not confirmed the authenticity of the documents, it said it was “actively reviewing” the issue. Officials, however, told CNN and the New York Times that the documents appear legitimate “though at least one of the dozens of pages of classified reports had been altered”.


The markings on the Nigerian files showed that it was a compilation of assessments from open-source intelligence and highly sensitive communication intercepts.


One of the top-secret briefs obtained through intercepting communication revealed that security services were aware of the malfunction of some of the Bimodal Voter Accreditation System (BVAS) prior to the elections.

“Nigerian Department of State Services (DSS) Assistant Director for the Communications Intelligence Department Usman Sani on 19 February recounted to DSS Director-General Yusuf Bichi that INEC Deputy Director of Information and Communication Technology Lawrence Bayode earlier that day revealed to probably INEC Principal Engineer Victor Igboh that some BVAS devices began malfunctioning prior to being sent out to their designated locations,” the brief stated.

Igboh was said to have responded that the majority of the BVAS devices stored at the INEC headquarters in Rivers state were malfunctioning due to swollen batteries, “an issue he claimed would likely affect the election if not quickly remedied”.


The document also reported “unspecified challenges with the BVAS” and card reader machines in the northeast region.

The brief, which was the most sensitive on Nigeria among the dozens leaked, indicates that American intelligence was keeping tabs on the communications of senior officials of the country’s domestic intelligence agency.

The other files focused on the Central Intelligence Agency’s updates on the outcome of the election. It noted that Nigeria’s electoral commission (INEC) had announced Bola Ahmed Tinubu as the President-elect.

It also highlighted that INEC confirmed that Tinubu had passed the benchmark of 25 per cent of votes in two-thirds of the country’s 36 states and the capital. The threshold for declaring the winner of the election has since become an issue surrounded by controversy and is currently a subject of litigation.

Another file with a label indicating that it was secret but authorised for release to the Five Eyes Alliance reported that imagery analysis had revealed that in early March the Nigerian government maintained an increased security posture following the announcement.


HumAngle contacted DSS and INEC spokespersons about the development but has yet to receive comments at the time of filing.

On Monday, Reuters reported that the U.S. national security community was grappling with the fallout of the leaks, including the impact on sensitive information-sharing within the government and ties with other countries.

Attention was drawn to the documents by a series of publications by the New York Times, and the U.S. authorities have especially found them troubling because of the unusual recency of the information they contain.The leaks also indicate that the U.S. “has plugged itself into [Ukrainian] President Volodymyr Zelensky’s internal conversations and those of even the closest U.S. allies, like South Korea.”

(HUMANGLE)

https://platinumpost.ng/2023/04/10/leaked-documents-revealed-how-u-s-secretly-tracked-nigerias-election-dss-communications/

E no dey hard una to threaten person with court and when the person follow una go the court, una body go be
begin to shake.

BlackAdams007:
Nonsense, i didn't read all those nonsense finish cause it's just waste of time.


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Your don't have the patience to read through the post to the end. How would you have the patience to help someone bringing academic assignment for you?

This leave is going to become costly these days

BuhariAdvocate:
This man antagonist will really affect his children later

Do you so much hate truth bn told?

r4bbit:
There's nothing ban worthy in what I said.

Did you read Seun's latest post(warning)

r4bbit:
In other words " Inauguration will happen"
And there will be no interim govt

Obibingos ègbà microphone 🎤

You will soon be banned. Continue

donbachi:
Senior Boy

You know him well

Stylishly begging Otti not to probe him. Mr. Kerosene, U know that Otti is a very strict and a disciplinarian. He also love accountability. He will do the needful.

Hamachi:
She has a chain on her leg and not her brain. I know a GM who puts on leg chain and she is ta very smart woman.

It's just as some companies won't take you for using Hijab, the head is covered and not the brain.

We need to have a paradigm shift in our mindset and focus on what is most important.

And if at all a company sees it as being against their culture, is it not better it is discussed with the candidate at the interview.

But I have a question, did the company told the candidate that you did well but because you are putting on a leg chain we can't hire you. We need to be careful with how we get one sided reports
Simple solution would be to communicate that the dress code to the employee.
You reject a good fit cos of leg chain.
Next thing they will employ the incompetent person who wore suit and tie. What is the goal really?
Also what is the meaning of leg chain in Nigeria?
Our mothers proudly wore beads on their wrists, legs, waist and necks so what changed? How did they suddenly become evil in Africa
All is well

All you are speaking here is long grammar that will not change anything.
Read what the 1st commenter wrote. That is just the solution.
If you want to adopt any type of fashion or lifestyle, first of all check on how the society you are operating in views such fashion or lifestyle.
Just for example, In our society, if you choose to keep dreadlocks or bushy hairstyle, don;t go looking for job in government offices or some private companies.
Look for job in entertainment firms, Fashion Firms or Sports Outfits.
Don't come home ranting that cos of dreadlocks they refused to employ u in a government office.

Secondly, you don't expect a company to first of all tell you their dress code before you come for an interview.
It is your responsibility to investigate a firm that you seek their employment and know what you think should go ell with such organization.

Dentidon:
Some people are so dumb!

When does saying "mama chukwudi, sit back if you won't vote for (the best performing governor in the country, Sanwo Olu)" become a threat? Those crying should mention the threat in it or shut their dumb hole! Na craze? Apart from lpob hypocrisy, I know Ipob are generally dumb but dey should try to dey use their brain small.

As a matter of fact, Ipob apologists should take a back sit during our indigenous politics. Go and elect your usual useless leaders in your Ipob region. No room for Ipob terrorism in Yoruba land! Don't provoke us. Simple as ABC.

You'll be shocked and shamed.

Spanishmilf:
Why does my hand shakes and heart beat fast? It’s becoming frustrating at this point. I read alot of threads and i saw some people suggesting propanol.

I already got it. I take one per day. I’m yet to see a total change. Has anyone experienced this and note.

Have stopped drinking sodas
Have reduced my salt
Still not helping
This happens alot when I'm gaming.

If the shaking is as the effect of accumulated Soda, Salt and alcohol, do u expect to have reversal immediately u reduced or stopped taking these elements?
Do u know how long you have taken these things to cause this damage.
The reversal will be gradually if you consistently maintain the abstinence.
It will take time bro.

saweide:
Good moring everyone in the house please I need a medical advise to know if I need to see a doctor.

My name is segun I reside somewhere in lagos.
Please I need advise and no insult please.
I noticed that am too sexually active these days.

I operate a long distance relationship and anytime I visited my girlfriend for like 4 days I noticed I have sex with her moring afternoon and night and most times I go up to 45 minutes to an hour sex after the first come, I find It hard to come on second round and I go up to 45 minutes to an hour before she will cry for tiredness and it causes fight like she will tell me its OK but yet am not satisfied.

I do moring afternoon and night and even at midnight I don't allow her sleep, even my last relationships ladies complain too much of my longterm sexual drive and is giving me concern.

Tho my cucumber is not big is at medium size but if I handle a woman they always scream for help after my long sexual activity.

There was a time I went an hour marathon sex on my woman I nearly fainted that day because have exhausted all my energy.

Please should i see a doctor or there is a pill I can take? I shall appreciate you all for Good advise.

Thanks all.

Reduce the number of time you masturbate. You can even stop masturbating entirely since you have access to sex at all times. The excessive masturbation is making it very difficult for you to cum on the second round.
Secondly, you have become too used to ur sex partner that she hardly gives u enough pleasure to cause you to come easily after the first round. You can employ imaginary sex method to help you. While making love to your girlfriend, start imagining that you are having sex with another girl u had always wanted to sleep with. Be careful while adopting this method to avoid you calling out the name of the imaginary(virtual) sex partner while on top of the physical girl. This can be disastrous.

He is not Tinubu's son.
If u are in doubt, go to court.

See his long mouth like Cherubim & Seraphim trumpet.

Pimplewankeeme:
Ladies and gentlemen, pimple have finished me. 80% of my forehead have been pimplerized. I need your help nairalanders. I don't feel comfortable under my skin again. And to make it worse, I have an upcoming interview in few days time o.

I used Bio-oil from 1st to 7th of this month but I didn't see any changes and I've long stopped using it. I also used K-brothers papaya soap during that time o.. but no effect

Lastly, does masturbation cos pimples? Cos the thing wants to finish my life.. my 1GB data no longer last up to 3 days o. Pls how can I stop this pimples. I want to have the skin of a new born baby o 😢. Pls helpful suggestions is needed house

There's no drug or medication for pimples.
The treatment is simple.
Minimize all those oily food you are always talking.
Increase the number of time you wash your face. Use soap for oily skin.
After washing your face, apply powder. Just white powder. Make a habit to wash your face and apply powder.
Stop using bleaching soap.
Make sure your face is not oily. Once it becomes oily, wash and use powder