₦airaland Forum

Laple0541:
One's good deeds will always speak for one even when bitter souls try to paint one bad.

Tinubu's political and human benevolence cut across tribes and it's hightime he ripped from his good deeds.

Tinubu lokan.

harizonal123:

GloriousGbola:
What you need, first and foremost is medication for paranoid schizophrenia.

That aside most of these tecno, infinix phones reportedly ship with embedded malware.

Also while rooting your device, and using pirated apps exposes you further

Finally, use only utilitarian apps on your device. Every other day there is a story about how one popukaar wall paper or bling bling app or Chinese game comprised millions of devices

Enemyofpeace:
sorry about that, but DNA is not that expensive like before. It's now being done in Nigeria.

Enemyofpeace:
liar! DNA is not that expensive. It is now been don in Nigeria. Stop saying what you don't know.

irunoko:
create a social media platform and push for that agenda.take it a step further by creating NGOs to sponsor free DNAs for those who cannot financially afford it.let me tell you the truth,it saves you from wrong women.tell them from day 1 before you propose to them that every child we have together will go through DNA test if she no gree then you should know she's not the one for you.any woman that is loyal will not have any problem with doing DNA.

It's annoying that damaged and narcissistic men are being produced by the unthinking and unreasonable actions of women

So after that you men should pass it as a bill to make it affordable or free and any woman guilty of paternity fraud should go to jail, period.wicked women shouldn't be making things more difficult for decent women who want a peaceful life for their son's,brothers,uncles and men

irunoko:
financially capable men should sponsor and create hospitals where free DNA tests are conducted.the outside is tough on you,your home shouldn't be tough on you too.we want to see good men again.men like Andrew tate as fathers,brothers and uncles.not weak men pushed around like they have no senses

Parachoko:
He can afford to spend 200k on the children school fees, but can't do DNA wey cost between 50k -150k in Nigeria? Wanderful!!

Emily22:
So 150,000 is expensive to you

irunoko:
it's high time men start pushing that DNA must be conducted immediately after Child birth.dont let anybody emotionally manipulate you.

This is from a woman

irunoko:
then push for it to be cheap or free the same way women push for feminism and free sanitary pads

Enemyofpeace:
Go and do DNA test first to be sure that you're truly not their biology father

Parachoko:
This matter for here no b matter of "Fear NSIT ATAI WOMEN". Ladies all over the world dey do this.

I no dey pity any man going through this kin issue. To do DNA for pikin you dey train no go cost you reach ₦1m, but una no go gree.

When dem dey shout say make men
go dey do DNA, you no gree go do.

Men should go for DNA if them pikin no resemble them abeg. Even if nah your wife the pikin look like, still do DNA

GEJTILL2019:
please someone help me. someone wanted to assist me to get a Job in a federal hospital. but they said they will only accept my OND instead of HND. I don't really know why.

Please should i accept the offer?
2. Please how much does OND earn in a federal hospital.
3. can i present my certificate for upgrade later?

Almiron:
make I add more for myself.

Almiron:
make I add more for you sef, ijebu curse dey you don jam agbako, unless I " curse your papa" first ..

You'll not see next year. If you see am mention me then I'll add more for you. Seems you want to be unfortunate, I go add join your misery. Unless say air no dey that side wey You Dey ni, as long as air dey der every curse I sent to you go reach you and your eleda. You'll always being hearing good things around you, it will never reach you, if e remain small to meet you, calamity go befall you, anyone wey get plan to EPP you, you'll always disgust em, even if dem try to do dem go drop dead .. from tonight till the end of your miserable life, you'll never know happiness, it will be full of excruciating pain and agony .

Toh!!! ASE!!! Saliva will not touch ground and return to mouth again.

You're doom forever

Almiron:
you be mumu, how the matter take correlate, shey your papa no dey troll Messi too, his call no fit change your entire lineage

Just cry in agony

Almiron:
Photo speaks

dontrulee:
Shege pro max loading!
It will be very hard for you to disentangle yourself from this entanglement, you know why? You've invested so much in a lady that isn't worth it!

You've been blinded and chained by lust that's why you're muddled and confused.

When you were enjoying the sex and the good side of her, were we there?
Oga enjoy the negative consequences alone, but as a guy man, let me give you tips that will help.

1. This lady is not a wife material, dead that thought!

2. Stop doing things for her, it may be a bit harsh if you send her parking (you may not even be able to do it because you're spell bound already but that's the best thing for you to do). When you stop doing things for her, she might get frustrated and leave, unfortunately you can't control your erection so she will definitely control you.

3. Girls flirt a lot ooo, so that shouldn't be a surprise to you that "your girl is flirting with other guys". This shouldn't be new to you, your girl can be sending you love messages and at the same time be sending other guys love messages, it's their nature, it cannot change. Even married women are flirting these days because they're not getting 'emotional love' from their husbands!

4. You've no business with ladies that do not respect you! I roll with older ladies and they all respect me, that's because I know how to command respect. Respect is very important. Love is not tolerating insults, disrespect and abuse, that's not love that's weakness!

5. Your head don dey clear small small but can you take the decision. E no go make sense that after all the advise wey you listen to for Nairaland you go still loose guard and continue to be a Mumu.

Jennyclay:
Biko, come and take me out on an expensive date with the money OR you buy me iPhone 13 with the money. I really need to change my phone before the year runs out.

Thank you and God bless you.

psalmson001:
Pssst psssst.....bros, abeg off your mic and stop embarassing yourself with all these online figures.
There is alot to mpg than just car brand. Your driving pattern, idling in traffic, engine health, even tyre size & air pressure, all these things are factors that affect mpg. Also, have it at the back of your mind that most of these online figures are based on certain factors which wont be stated. Also, shey you know say our type of fuel here different too, very poor grade. Let them come test these same vehicles in nigeria with nigerian drivers, and with our very poor grade petrol and trust me, you will get totally different figures.
People say corolla no dey chop fuel at all, but fact is its all dependent on your driving pattern. I own a corolla, and im a heavy footer. Full tank that will last some peoaple one month, i will finish it in one week covering same mileage. I also owned a xc90 v8 (for travelling) and when people ask me about its fuel consumption, i tell them "na as you take match am e go take drink fuel", which is same for every vehicle.

jaeyking:
Na dey dont

troubleshooter:
I'm done with investments for now. Never again in Nigeria. Im still yet to recover while praying to get my 1.7M from crowdyvest. Biko, Count me out

jaeyking:
This is where piggyvest have human sympathy.
Sorry to tell u
Until February u can't break your savings on Cowrywise

If it was piggy vest you will be charged but Cowrywise it must reach that date before withdrawal

Concerning the savings.
It's based on clubs Barcelona, Madrid, Chelsea, Bayern, manu, man city arsenal.
Once the team plays
If they score 6 goals in that match
6k will be deducted from your bank account card linked with Cowrywise. And every week there is automatic 1k.

Hope u understand

valarinz:
That puts me in a better position to give advise on its fuel consumption, don't you think?

Not in comparison to someone who used one unhealthy unit and is now generalising based on his sour experience.

There are thousands of corolla currently also "drinking fuel", don't you think?

joseandgreat:
Oh wow, may be the ones in Kaduna are sound