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Cus a man can never be this stupid!!!

Ehyaa...ND just yesternite was d very first time I watch his clip on silverbird after more than sixteen years...I wz like...is this man still alive?
Man was a legend with dt his tie on wrapper atire and slapping his bald head
RIP legend..

But which kind theme song be this one na.. that sounds like a Zulu war song
The bbn theme song by K9 better pass ds one na

Interesting...
I never call anyone
I snub calls...
Chatting tires me easily
I don't go out
I hate someone visiting me
I'm very unpredictable (my girl always saying this one)
People say I ve got a very powerful stare(like I'm looking into people's soul or something)hence people hardly maintain eye contacts with me
I can go incognito for years(didn't talk 2 my girl 4 10 months last year)
I enjoy weird music...I can watch TV for days on end
I hate anything crowd with passion..wedding..burial..parties whatever
I ve got weird beliefs..like I support suicide..abortion..drug use...deciding 2 remain unmarried 4 life...anti natalism(not wanting kids)..e.t.c
I can weirdly predict d future... correctly predicted like 3 deaths already
I can read people so easily
I talk 2 myself sometimes..I even tell myself stories...always feel like i ve got an unseen companion..
I av a strange affinity 4 water bodies...I can watch a river or stream for hours..used to go down 2 river Niger then just 2 watch d river..
Peeps esp girls always say I'm weirdly handsome..but I never count myself handsome..but i know my apparance is striking...over 6 feet tall..slim with sharp feautures...
Etc Etc
Infact my current girl...very good girl she is...always singing.."u act weird" to me
Lol

Just avoid women bro

All the best....

Interesting...
But u fvcked up big time bro..u Neva tell a girl.."U whatever for having sex wit u"...sex that if she refuses now..u will still complain..C'mon bro that's too Petty na...

In my own case..I told my girl..very good girl she is..that I don't believe in true love..that it's all about interests..and she's been sulking ND ignoring me since then
Was I wrong fam?

Interesting...God father ko...Sugar father ni

deyplay:
Congratulations baba, if you can get a girl nowadays that's not on social media or active on social media, You are few steps from finding a life partner

SECONDUS bro...Secondus

Jhagz:
Mugu

U d mugu here bro..
Yes naija girls re bad..they re this..they re that...but there must be one or two percent of them dat re still good...ND it takes a real man to find them okay!!!..but unfortunately majority of we guys just focusing on fine face..big boobs and big nyash finish...

ND mind u...I've had my own share of bad naija girls during my University days ND beyond okay!...ND I blocked all their asses ND kept searching...

If u unlucky in life enough to find a naija girl dats gonna respect u
Then sorry bro..but u don't av anything to offer them...U must be a king before u find a queen bro
Work on urself as a man first ND see girls worship u ok!
Shalom...

SECONDUS...Abu mu nwafo Igbo oo maka adiro ama ama
All they know abt is money money money...
But we igbo guys no dey try at all sha..we re d ones dt spoil our girls silly with money...the "Bebe I will take care of you" crew

But Las Las I found my love after all
She's 20...I'm 27...we both from Anambra..same town
She's facially pretty though she's too slim to be called "sexy" but I don't give a damn Abt dt one... character over sexiness any time..any day
She never asks me 4 a Kobo... she's always like.."No I don't want u to waste ur money..save it instead" but I do force her to take little gifts from me sometimes...after much resistance from her
Above all.. she says "I'm sorry" to a fault..
She can even tell u "I'm sorry" for doing absolutely nothing at all... LOL
Anything u tell her with a raised voice...she goes "I'm sorry"
She's from a modest home..so well trained dt she doesn't wear trousers or any revealing dress... she swore 2 be a virgin...ND I'm keeping her like that till our wedding day...
Her social media life is quite unusual for a naija girl...talkmore of an Igbo one... she's not on F.B, Twitter, insta or whatever...only Whatsapp..and even dt Whatsapp sef..no profile pics..no status...no updates..no nothing...lol
Damn That girl is an angel...
And only death will stop me from marrying her...

But dt Salma paralluelo girl fine o I swear

Interesting...

ThankUUJesus:
but I downloaded GB Whatsapp last week and my account was banned by WhatsApp the first day I used the GB Whatsapp. I had to wait till the next day after messaging Whatsapp customer care before using normal Whatsapp. Is there any way to use GB Whatsapp without being banned

all those small girls will know better...never used dat shit bro

makeherscream:
okay fine but why is she always freezing her last seen

That's ur problem..not mine.

Faidra...d black and blue one
Then I use nivea deodorant..d white one
Shikena

GB WhatsApp na
U be JJC?

Interesting...

D one at the extreme left 4 me biko

We see...

This cuppy girl needs help honestly
Money can't buy happiness
I ve actually discovered that I'm more depressed when I've got all the money I need..just like now
But feel more relaxed and fulfilled when I'm just managing myself...

Babe just take tramadol extra and rest abeg
We ain't interested...

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A girl dat has fuckd, fvcks and will still fvck other men oo
Tueh!!!
I do rather take my money to orphanages

illicit:
No toast any girl o

l was actually enjoying my guest mode in peace..untill I saw ds amazing advice..then I had to go back..log in..and open thread again just to second ur motion..now all I wanna say is a big...
SECONDUS......

Nice one bro...
Humans only fear what they can't comprehend...hence we fear death cus we just can't understand it
We re just scared of the afterlife
Without knowing that there's no afterlife..I blame religion for that misconception.
Death is cessation..bliss...rest...

Lol this Qatar people dey make me laugh
They think it's all Abt money..
Fifa shift world cup 4 Dem come Xmas
They played in last Copa America
They played in an European W.C qualifying group..every rule was shifted 4 dem
Now see ball play..they can't
Playing like school kids..
LOL

Interesting...
But let her swear in front of Amadioha..that she didn't marry the guy for his money in the first place..and the thunder that will fire her eh.. will be as fat as dt her ass
Dude was js looking 4 a fat ass 2 dick...
Girl was js looking 4 a fat pocket 2 empty...
Case closed...next!

Interesting..
But the Russians are surely planning something..
First..they evacuated civilians..now..it's their troops
They will surely blow up Dt fucking dam on the Dnipro River..then flood d whole of kherson..while blaming d Ukrainians of cus..
So the Ukrainian troops storming kherson should all prepare for a nice swim...

I tire oo

A typical naija man will be barely enough to feed himself and wife...before u say "jack"... they don breed like rabbits finish...then when problems start..they will start running Helter skelter looking for solutions for their generational curses...my brother..why won't u have generational curses when u born 5 or 6 kids.. but av the resources to barely take care of only 1 or 2 kids at most...
U never see anything sef..ur name na NYSC...Now ur sufferings continue...
When u were firing away at ur wife...where u keep ur senses

Snapchat:
Help us with the pictures of both of them

sorry buh can't find em bro...girls not popular yet

Intresting...But that Chilean keeper "Alvarado" or something is a beauty ooo..chai see babe
That girl with that her Moroccan counterpart
Should both be contesting for miss universe and not playing football
White is beautiful abeg...