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Winterhaven:
Men love cheating on their wives, but they go crazy when their wives cheat on them. They don't know karma is a bitch

kilisi:
Good day friends and trust we are coping with the current state of things

I plan to resign from my current job by the end of February 2024 so that I can go into full time agriculture. That's my discipline from school anyway.

I've been able to raise just 1 million naira within a year and 2 months and the plan is to plant cassava and maize on a 12 acre farmland I'm about to secure.

6k per acre of land

I also plan to use about an acre for planting pepper and tomatoes.

I hope I'm not making a hasty decision by resigning from my job soon.

SaintUlot:
Outlined below are the 11 reasons why you must make sure you Japa from Nigeria:

1. For a bright future for you and your family, Japa is the only option you have. Future in Nigeria is looking bleak and cloudy at the moment, Japa now when you can.

2. If you want to live a quality life, give sound education to your kids, have access to comprehensive health care and top-notch life security, Nigeria cannot offer you all these, you can only have access to all these when you Japa

3. I am yet to see anybody that Japa from Nigeria and still remain poor. Poverty is only in Nigeria, once you leave Nigeria, you have bid farewell to Poverty for life. Confirm from all the people that have Japa, all of them are living in prosperity as i type this.

4. Immediately you leave Nigeria, all life and spiritual problems are over, that's why you see that when many people japa from Nigeria, they don't go to church and mosque again, simply because they have no reason to. The Government in their new country of residence have provided everything they needed, so no need to disturb God again. Life problems and Spiritual problems are only in Nigeria, they can't be found elsewhere.

5. Prosperity in Nigeria is by luck, not by hardwork, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, if you are hardworking, you will surely reap the fruit of your hard work.

6. To Japa from Nigeria can be likened to going to paradise, As a Nigerian, Japa to us is our own paradise on earth, wouldn't you like to go to paradise?

7. Japa is what is Trending now, wouldn't you want to be a part of the new trend? Or you prefer to die inside trenches?

8. All your mates have all Japa, if you don't Japa like your mates too, Automatically you will be labelled a failure. Look around, how many of your school mates and childhood friends are still in Nigeria? All of them have all left and they are all enjoying themselves in their new country of residence.

9. Living anywhere else apart from Nigeria is better. Yes, you heard me right, When you are ready to Japa, ignore all those people saying "do your due diligence" doing due diligence is asking for too much. Anywhere you land yourself, even with your N500,000 savings, is a better place to live than Nigeria.

10. I don't think we still have up to 5 million people left in Nigeria, everybody don japa, do you want to be the only person left in Nigeria when the remaining people Japa?

11. When you Japa from Nigeria, you have Automatically add 30 years to your lifespan, mortality rate is high in Nigeria for obvious reasons, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, life expectancy is very high.

zombieHUNTER:
This is evil

kcstyle40:
Good day beautiful people,
I am in a bit of a fix and need advice on how best to confront this situation .

There is this mama put restaurant besides my house in lagos but separated by a fence.
However the said restaurant is built attached to the fence in the next compound and that makes it awfully close to my windows and they cook with firewood not even charcoal but all manner of firewood.

The owner of the mama-put a yoruba woman ( very hard working ) starts cooking by 6 a.m up till 11 p.m with smokes going up and into the windows of my bedroom ( upstairs) and other rooms in my house making my room very stuffy and causing me to keep shutting all my windows .

Personally I can't stand any form of smoke be it cigarettes or smokes from burning stuffs

With the high cost of fuel I can't keep running Gen to keep my rooms ventilated and power supply is poor in my area .

I have thought of approaching her concerning this matter but from my observation the woman is very harsh n raze and I fear she might not reason with me .

I understand it's her means of livelihood but I am suffering cus of it and all my cloths in my wardrobes are all smelling smoke ... My room has smoke smell as a result of this , it only reduces if I keep my windows shut for weeks .
I hate problems and I avoid conflicts in every way ... But I have been suffering this for long now

Is there any authority I can report to ?

Or is there a better way to make her understand my plight and switch to cooking with gas without appearing like her enemy of progress ?

Please your advice is needed thanks

FuckingMachine:
Nigerians have invaded every country on Earth, holding top positions in most and by 2050 we will take over all of them and form an empire.

chris4gold:
It is crucial that we condemn the ongoing conflicts and violence in Gaza. It's not acceptable to harm an entire state, community, or tribe due to the actions of a specific group of people. We strongly disapprove of the actions of Hamas. It's important for Israel to recognize that Palestinian lives also hold significant value.

I don't support terrorism, wipe them out and spare innocent people.

Tonero5200:
You can only say this when you don't have a close family member as an alcoholic.
So definitely you have no ideal.

I wonder if you will still say African tends to see drug addicts as a problem... because to me alcoholism is even worst than a drug addict.

FreeStuffsNG:
·
https://twitter.com/taiwoyedele/status/1716901814820331861?t=9iZ05kjSniVDfg_F9aoq8g&s=08[/quote]Do you know that the highest patrons of dolar black marketers are politicians, they pay bribe in dolars now.

Bigkoko:
Even ashawo wey full Nigeria, he still prefer Venezuela hooker's high on cocaine!

qwertyuioplm:
Despite paying for subsidy and not a producing nation exchange rate moved from 140-180 ,what type of magic did he perform

sharone21:
Many musicians and some have already been mentioned.

Thanks Naptu for all these for us to remember our history.

Others:
Yvonne Maha
Trybesmen
Stylplus
Ekwe
Junior and Pretty
Tosin Jegede and her contemporary from Edo State
Funmi Adams
Funmi (Fuji music)
Dan Maraya Jos
Oliver de Coque
Shina Peters
Pasuma
Obesere
Tina Onwudiwe
Dizzy K Falola
Seyi Shodimu
Victor Uwaifo
Bright Chimezie
Orlando Owoh
One Igbo guy that sang Belinda eh.... in USA
Mike Okri
Marvellous Benji
Banti banti( Albino)
Chris Okotie
Dorothy Ifudu
Dr Alban
Adewale Ayuba
Sade Adu
Daddy Showkey
Muma Gee
Stella Monye
Yinka Davies
Panam Percy Paul
Mode 9
Sasha P
Tunde and Wunmi Obe

HopeSpencer:
I just sacked the guy.

Many people know the Vice Chancellor, but Chancellor are usually not known by many.

I'm the chancellor of the school where the man teaches. That's Nekede Polytechnic, Ihi village. He teaches Plant Pathology at the department of Agronomy.

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nairalanda1:
Skit.

rtdCivilservant:
Either this video is staged, otherwise, the man is already a gonna, just take the video to ministry of women affairs, and he will not only drop the course but will be sacked and prosecuted. But like I said, I suspect the video is staged, cos no matter how lawless nigeria may be, even the president of the country cannot sound so arrogant and stupid the way the man was sounding even when they told him he was being recorded.

Babangidapikin:
Hmmm you probably need some experience out there , but if you can convince the guys in Nigeria that you can work remotely, it might help you kill two bird with one stone ....

jahsharon:
One party, yet he fought Goatluck Jonathan out of power

fergie001:
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