₦airaland Forum

Animegirl:
I don't understand men at all. Before you guys get married, you always seem to love women with thick bodies, even ending up with them. But after marriage, you all want slim girls to be your side chics. Why is that?

I never, and still don't like thick ladies

Obi is more dishonest than tilumbu. Headline of the century. The joy is that the thing no dey bike only one group of people, na everybody dey face the shege.

thesicilian:
A man can feed his family for years and no one will hear about it. He's often proud to bear the responsibility. But the moment a woman starts bearing the responsibility, all hell must break loose, sooner or later

That's life. Same way the day a man clean and keeps the house, cooks and feedback qnd bath the children, all hell must break loose.

Let the kids breef

Enugupikin:
I mean the so called professor hasn't done any thing exceptional. Nothing and nothing

Anambra roads are being washed off by flood yet he's moving around with his ego taller than his height and prick

Is Soludo an overrated slow poke?

He seems to be an average pdp Nigerian politician, ofcourse he is overrated. He is just looking like others. Compare him to Abia governor and see. Soludo's price will hang him some day. He is only book-intelligent, no leadership train.

Nä lie, dem no fit replace am. Witches and wizards don't fight each other for doing evil, they can only fight when one tries to be good to ordinary people. But that is not the case here

They know what they are doing?

Sorrynovex:
Phahahahahaha

The white bearded goat don smoke Colorado

#sorrynovex

He may be, desperation and question for acceptance. But one thing I give to him is, he seems to be making money off social media and had remained a pdp local party man, unlike ffk, who has no job but can dance naked for the highest bidder.

peretei2024:
My fellow Nairalanders,

Tell me why I must forgive my daddy and my Late Mummy.

I was 4years while my elder Sister was 6years when my daddy and my Mummy had a serious misunderstanding, so few weeks later, my daddy was transferred to Kaduna from Lagos being a Solder ( who knows I he was the on that requested for that).

On one fateful day, my Mummy went to the market to buy some stuffs in the Market, then here com my Daddy's younger Sister( Aunt) with a vehicle. She forced I and my elder Sister to the vehicle and moved is straight to my Daddy's village in Ondo State. We cried, cried ,
and cried but our tears couldn't saved us.

Finally we landed in a village where there is no light, no hospitals, no good schools, in the hand of strange people we don't know.

Remember I said we were moved when I was 4years. Now at 5years in the village, daddy never visited, mummy never visited, so I had to start tapping Palmwine just to raise money to start my Primary school in the village. After a year or so, I was able to get some money to pay for my Primary school. I decided that I can't continue with this Palmwine tapping at this year, so I work hard and raise some money to start selling bottles of kerosene to sponsor myself from Primary to Secondary school.

When I was in JSS3 , my Elder Sister got pregnant for a guy out of frustration and betrayal from the path of our Parents who abandoned us for years. Our Uncle in the village who never care about us , informed my daddy that his daughter is pregnant for a guy ooh, then my daddy said the guy must marry her . Finally the guy agreed, then my daddy who never visited us for over 15years came down to the village because of the money he will collect.

After marriage rites, I was taken to Lagos by my elder brother.

Note: my Mummy whom I never see for over 15years knicked me out of the house after spending just 1week with her in the house. Her complain was that I believe like a bush boy.

My elder Sister is still married to the guy in the village and she can't even express herself in English, and this is a lady that was born here in Lagos.

Tell me how I will forgive them after going through hell because of selfish Parents.

My mummy died 4years ago but I didn't even know where her grave is because we were never in good terms and till tomorrow, I will not forgive her not even my daddy.

I was surprised to see "elder brother" in the story. Where did that come from. I hope this unforgiveness had not/won't hinder your progress. You should be making this post after you have made it in life, then go and show face in your village, and let it filter into you father's ears (in case he doesn't live there now) that you have made it.

Nä so I watch one irresponsible man bagging his son to forgive and take him in now that the young boy has money, meanwhile he drove the boy out of his house when he was 12 because he married a single mother with 3 children. The shameless man thinks by just saying sorry pains disappear.

WHATSOEVER A MAN SOWS HE SHALL REAP

GodSaklek:
U are not intelligent by posting this lies,let me educate u,i always thought igbos are all well educated like yorubas until i travel to SA,.i remembered in 2016 when i visited south african home affairs with a friend who wanted a permit document,i discovered that many nigerians wanted to renew their assylum permits in which majority are igbos(80%),i discovered that many of them couldnt write their name or understand the contents,then i decide to help,i helped about 112 of them,although some later offered me money for the assistance,many of them are into dirty business like drugs,minors prostitutions and other illegal things(i dont want to talk about this).
Some SA thinks am not from nigeria becus of my acents cuz igbos comunicate in pidgin of which some SA barely understand.
Bro,u need to move around for more xperienz and exposure.

ruffhandu
Kossyso
SWATMan
Sharpsharp00123
DodadaKoKigbe

But to be honest, from what I have seen, many Igbos in SA are not educated. Most educated Igbos in SA are professionals. I stand to be corrected, Most Igbos in SA who are wealthy are criminals. I don't see anything that takes an uneducated nigerian to SA if not crime- drug especially. If you tell me you live in SA and you are wealthy, I just stay away from you because I know there is 99% chance that you are a criminal. Now I hear some have started moving from drug to robbery, yahoo and yahoo plus. But the cash tree for Igbo boys in SA is drug+jazz. They don't need education because they have a community there.

But for the data, I used to think SW is most educated going by the advantage they had early, even during the war, since the Igbos had stiff set-back, during and after the war. But the recent stats actually push SE states up, states like Anambra, Imo, Abia on the education platform. Check the cut-off marks for Unity schools. Anambra, according to stats, seems to truly be the most educated in Nigeria. But states like Ebonyi I thinks pushes SE lower on the ladder.

KwuoteYourFada:
You're shocked?

Make Una dey play

Adonbilifit yet until I see a source.

KwuoteYourFada:
Congratulations to all SE people let's keep it up

More than South West? when you post stuff like this, please always include source.

Tinubu has not forgotten what you and kenyamo did to him in the past. Una go explain tire.

There is sense in this talk.
I learnt Nigeria has cut off electricity to niger, thus breaching a pact with the country signed may years ago iro kainji dam. I see the dam not having sufficient water to function in the coming days, or the dam being brown up completely, thus throwing a section of Nigeria into darkness.
Tinubu is fighting to be accepted, he is a tool for France (we all know his relationship with France). But like he has been warned, he should watch his back lest he faces a coup himself. Eliminate terrorism in Nigeria first before going to fight a sovereign Nation.

You guys are expecting too much from Akpabio-led senate, nothing good will come from there.

Aladeintl:
There was this popular MoG from Ibadan who do early morning prayer on Ajilete FM that I adamantly forbid my wife from listening to.

I told her, 'I am not saying you shouldn't listen to him but not under my own roof.'

I didn't banned her because the man was fake. I didn't think the MoG is fake, but I find some of his modus operandi unbiblical.

Likewise, some songs like Daddy wey dey pamper is not fit my own family. While I am around, she mustn't.

I will soon delete that song from her phone sef.

Read tales of a Nursing Dad here www.joelalade.home.blog

I once collected her purse and gave her only transport fare when she was going for a crusade organized by one prophet olororo.

What is my drift? I have no qualm with Pastor Jerry Eze and his YouTube early morning prayer ministry but it is a disgrace and dishonour to you, the man of the house, if your woman can wake up to listen to other man before you.

It's a disgrace to my fatherhood if my kids are doing morning devotion via internet led by another man and wife and kids aren't to be blamed.

Therefore, we men, should truly man up and be the leader God made us.

The likes of Pastor Jerry Eze and co come into equation because many men are not spiritual leader. He is filling the gaps created by spiritually-absent fathers.

Your wife jumping from one prayer mountain to another is because you haven't ascertain your spiritual headship in the head.

And for those joining Pastor Jerry from their boyfriend's room, just dey play ooo, dey play ooo.

May God helps us to discharge our duties accordingly.

Ire oooooooo

What is wrong in God being called Daddy wey dey pamper? Him no dey pamper all these sinful humans by not killing them? I have not heard the song you are referring to but I want to ask you a question. Have you been regular at having a prayer time with your family? As I understand, the morning prayer you refer to starts at 7am, if your wife is disposed at 7-8am I don't think it is a problem. If your own family altar lasts beyond 7am I may say that is quite late (most men leave home before or past 7am, unless your kind of business allows you the freedom of waking up anytime you like).

For me, I will only have issues with my wife if she joins that prayer at the expense of my family. My family altar should ideally be from 5 to 6am, then I prepare for the day. But most Christians are spurred to pray when led by another person, and no prayer is a waste. Since you have certified that you are not against the programme, I don't think any prayer session is wrong, so long time is created for it. Just make sure you lead your family to be fervent in your own prayer design. Also, you need to consider her faith. It may be by listening to testimonies that builds her faith, so also make sure you create avenue for that too. In summary, 'Let the woma breef'.

shege still loading

Morbeta11:
Enter Asari Village, you go dey shocked......

Hmn! makes sense as that makes it easy to recruit soldiers.

IamAtikulate:
There is something we call correlation in regression analysis.

There is a direct positive correlation between attendant poverty rate and quality of houses.

These images prove it

Image 1: regional poverty data in Nigeria

Image 2: Quality of housing for average residents in Onitsha

Image 3: Quality of housing for average residents in Aba, Abia

Image 4: Quality of housing for average residents in Ibadan

Wickedness

IamAtikulate:
Have you been to South South before?

Yes, all the states

So the so-called South South are a bunch of poor people? In fact, I don't believe this report.

sukkot:
so am looking at this map of nigeria in the 1800s and it shows yoruba and hausa and nupe territories and there is no mention of igbo. the igbo territories belonged to Niger protectorate and coast. my question is are igbos really from nigeria ? I am starting to think they migrated from cameroon to that region in the late 1800s. so the question is if they are Cameroonians why do they want to form biafra in nigeria ? look at this map and tell me i am wrong

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5490048_e1_jpeg0589c142e9397ad011c439904c1d6068

You all but said exactly what they wanted. They don't want to form Biafra in Nigeria, they want to return to wherever they came from , out of Nigeria. Please present this map to Nigeria let's see if they will see any sense in it. it is high we let them go.

BIRTH AND EARLY DAYS
Born 54 years ago in Badagry, Lagos State (18th January, 1959), she is the first child in a family of four girls. She stated that her father raised her as a boy, and even at a tender age, she was already doing all the 'manly' chores in the house, such as repairing sockets and driving vehicles. She also talked of a superb childhood where everyone encouraged her to aim for the highest goals and achievements.

EDUCATION AND NAVAL TRAINING

In 1985, she graduated from the University of Nigeria (UNN), Nsukka, Enugu State where she read architecture, after which she worked for two years as an architect after which she went for her professional exams. After that, she made attempts to join the army but she was rejected as they told her there was no place for ladies in its engineering corps.
Disappointed and feeling dejected, it was until some one hinted her to try the Navy, where recruitment take place irregardless of the gender. Then she tried, got enlisted in 1985 and today, she is a Rear Admiral. She said in an interview with the Sun of the tough training:

The person who wrote this thing needs to be flogged twice, unless this piece was not written this year but in 2013, then he should be flogged once.

The second part is the bolded. Does it make sense?

Owa444:
It started last June when i woked up early morning, i was very weak and tired i couldn't able to eat, so i waited for almost a week whether i will be okay but no improvement.

So i went to the hospital i was asked to conduct a test and the test came out as h.pylori that i have ulcer and indigestion problem .

The doctor recommended some drugs to me like Omeprazole, amoxicillin and Clarithromycin. After taking all the drugs i still feel the symptoms.

I went back to the hospital the doctor told me to take another test, i told the doctor that i don't have any money so they told me to increase the dosage of all the drugs.

After that still same thing, i dont what to do again. what's bothering me now it is the way i'm losing a lot of weight, people are asking if i'm sick i will just lie to them that I'm keeping fitness thats why/

I have taken alot of blood tonics and fruit's still my weight didn't improve any bit. I noticed anytime i eat or finished eat that is when the symptoms will wake up like i want to throwing up, increased in belching, infact i dey pooping like woman about ot give birth.

I always have to forced the poop out, abeg make una help me check weda some foods wey i dey eat dey make d symptoms worst like apple, watermelon, banana, chin-chin, indo-mie, biscuits,rice ,sometimes like semovita.

i don't eat hard food if i do dat means I'm looking for problem, abeg my people make una help me again d matter don tire me, i would have liked to go back to the hospital but i don't have any money now to conduct another tests.

i need an advise what to do infact excess of drinking alot of water do make me belches, anything i eat will trigger the symptoms, sometimes the thing go dey be like say fire dey inside my belle dey dance.

Stop eating the following immediately:
Coke
Pepper soup
Pepper
some people avoid beans

There is a natural remedy I had heard of, you may need to research further- soaking plantain, abi the peels and allow to ferment, then drink the water.

I don't believe the yahoo plus line.

Nigeria is a failed state.

earthquake what. How many volcanic eruptions have occurs in Nigeria? Do we experience earthquakes here? There are other technologies that'll benefit Nigeria, not this.

I think it's high time this slut is taught a bitter lesson.

Flets:
Even when everyone knows it’s against the interest of Nigeria, Tinubu will do it….. and this is why

The West has got the President they need to do all their bidding. They've got Tinubu by the balls .... they have all his dossier ranging from the drug activities to fake identitiy, fake education, rigged election etc. The West got their best puppet.

TINUBU HAS NO OPTION THAN DO THE BIDDING OF THE WEST. Otherwise, he loses it all.

All policies implemented by Tinubu are per IMF and world bank recommendations and aimed at further impoverishing the Nigerian people further like they do to all third world countries.

Only Nigerians can save themselves by taking their country back

If the Nigerian court is unable to nail him on any of those charges, the west no fit do anything. nothing like holding the oga for blockos.

EriMma1:
Please, read the post.

For your info, I'm a consultant and I got other clients. We do 9-12 for all clients. Plus its the service charges I'm talking about not salary per se.

Ok, sorry. I just get pissed when i see these 3 together- Nigeria, employer, employee. If you have the time for the client, then continue, the money buys petrol at least. But when you hands are full and you get a new, simply knock off the lowers paying. na my philosophy be that. Don't compare yourself with others, they may be doing something extra you do not and may never know about.

EriMma1:
Please guys,. Help me reason this matter.
I've had this client for 6 years and last year, I approached them for increment but nothing happened.

This year I threatened to leave and this people promised to do something. When the pay came in last week, na 5k dem add. Like seriously??

Meanwhile, my other clients added up to 20k, and some added 10k the same time I approached all of them last year.

So I wanted to call and ask if it was a mistake but I said let me ask round first and some my colleagues in the same field said they even tried that they have clients of over twenty years that have not added one naira to their pay.

Please, is it worth it especially now that there's serious inflation?

Continue what? Keep wasting your destiny somewhere and thinking you can't survive outside of it. I no read your story, just the headline. but I don't think I will regret this my comment. Take your lazy ass off there and make meaning out of your life. Or are you waiting for someone to slap you before you do that? One form of ritual is keeping people on one position as employees, making them live from hand to mouth year-in-year-out. It is money ritual in which the victim can summon courage to escape from.

thesicilian:
Tinubu is ticking all the right boxes in my opinion. You can hardly run a successful government without consulting with the previous leader. I'm glad he's the one in charge.

ticking your boxes indeed