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I know it was said that Emefiele had political ambition of becoming the president of Nigeria. I remember Emefiele himself even said something about going to court to get interpretation about his rights. I also remember seeing pictures of buses he allegedly bought for campaign. I never really bothered to check all those bruhaha, I just read the headlines. The reason I never bothered was because I saw such ambition from such a man as being clownish. Maybe it's just my thoughts and assessments, but I feel Emefiele cannot win House of rep in his constituency, unless he is able to access electorates and bribe them to vote him. Do you see any political prospect from that man? Does that man wield any leadership trait when you see him? I don't mean any offence, but I am just saying things the way I viewed/and view them.

His regime as CBN governor seemed to be a session of video game played by amateur adults who would think age equates knowledge. Where he blocks other people from accessing forex legitimately and and favouring rich people, who sometimes get the fx when they don't need and simply sell it at black market. People like El rufai once got either 300, 400 or 700m usd (this is no joke). Emefiele and his minions practically goes to the elites to ask them to come request for fx. meanwhile, small importers, foreign students, and other nigerians who needed these funds never had access to it. I don't need to elaborate on this, you all know it. he was accused of owning a bank at some point (I don't care about verifying that) because it was said around banking that once you open account in that bank you don't need to stress yourself to access fx, and that seemed to be the case.

His suspension by Tinubu,. I don't see any ethnic influence, tinubu's body language already alluded to this during the campaigns. But, for those protecting emefiele, is there any past cbn governor he is better than? Let's be sincere. I hate it when people complain that someone is being punished doing a wrong thing because some other people who did wrong were not punished. i always ask such people, 'but does he not deserve this punishment?'. i am not supporting tribalism in any way, all evil doers should be punished equally. But instead of not punishing 3 criminals from three ethnic groups, it it better one is punished, at least to rid that ethnic group of one criminal.

I mean no offence to anyone reading this, just my opinion and based on my observation as a nigerian in diaspora.

[quote author=Revolva post=123691393][/quote]I thought the Papa Ajasco guy came forth to debunk the rumour of his death then.

yolada:
Nairalanders please help advice me, this is a matter of life and death I don't want to waste this money
Let me just go straight to the point

So I have exactly 1 million naira in my bank account and I'll be 22 by 27th of this month (this is not a flex on anybody please)
I don't currently have a job, I live in Lagos and with my parents. But a lot of things happening here and I feel like if I don't leave soon, I might just die.

I plan to move to Akwa Ibom state to go and start a new life on my own even though I haven't been there before. I have never smoked a cigarette in my life, I don't smoke. I'm still a virgin, never had sex in my entire life,I don't womanise, I have Zero friends.

So my plan is to move to the state, secure a cheap accommodation like a single room self contain that should not cost anything more than 100-120k a year. After I secure accommodation, I plan on searching for a job that can at least pay the bills. And probably set up a POS business with some of the money that someone else can be running for me. I don't eat too much and I know how to cook.

Now my question is this. Will I be able to survive for some time in the state with that amount of money pending till I get a job?
And how much is the average rent for a single room self contain in akwa Ibom?

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Disguy justwise lalasticlala - Please for the love of God

My write-up may be long, I don't care.
Young man, I was forced to 'chuk' mouth inside this your matter, i almost passed. Your business sense shows you are like a hawk suddenly freed from a cage she hatched into, not knowing that if she doesn't hunt out there she will become a prey. POS and Okada seem to be the only businesses you know. And the funny thing is that you have not brought yourself to ft into these 'business ideas' of yours. You will open a POS business and put someone to manage it. You will buy okada and give someone to pay you every week. And that is how easy life sounds to you?

If you had said "I will buy okada and open a POS, I run okada in the morning and retire to the POS spot in the evening" or "I will buy okada and be riding until I get a better job", or "I will start a POS business for now so that I can be feeding until I get something better", then I would take you more seriously.

Also, when you come to a public forum like this and seek advice, some people will abuse you while offering their advice. Ignore the insult and take the advice. But perhaps because of your age (note that some of your age-mates have more than one child), your naivety may still be ignored.

I know you may not give all the details of what led to this decision, but if know you more than this, I may be of great help to you. Note that a 16 year old earning 12k per month may feel on top of the world, either because that money buys more stuff than he needed, or because he earns more than his peers around him. But give it 3 years max and he starts whining about meagre pay. 1m may look big to you, but it can be blown in one night. Think if you are kidnapped now and the bad people hold you down until they clear your account. What next will you do if this money is gone? That is the life you need to start living already, like the money is gone.

If you must relocate, I suggest you get hooked with someone in that place already. And don't make it look like you are coming like Dangote pickin, let it be like you only have access to 50k, after which you are empty. Then you should start looking to squat with someone and start even if it a manual labour job to be able to pay the bills asap. That will also help reset your brain. Then you start seeing life through the right prism. It is then you will appreciate how much your parents have been able to labour to give you all the comfort you have had. I know you are an adult, but trust me, as a young man, when you get your own place without a brain reset, somehow 'girlfriend' will enter the equation. And once that happens, you are heading to the rocks already.

In the the midst of your hussling, think of going back to a higher institution where you are, even if it is open university E get why. meanwhile, go put that 900k or 950k in a fixed deposit until your brain has reset. While you are struggling to make ends meet with determination, if you are business savvy, then you will know the kind of business that suits your new environment.

Another you can do if you don't have eye for business but have eye for ICT is to learn a soft skill NOW, as in NOW. Programming, data analysis, Full stack, whatever. With that you can look for a job and start a career. . But if I know your story, I can also advise how you can travel out of the country, but with the support of your parents, without spending too much. Na there I go advise you how settle down quick and then grow because many factors impede success naturally in Nigeria for the upright man.

Your future is bright, don't let any man rob you of it.

Moh247:
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Nobody is obligated to help you... Not your family, friends or relatives

If you make human Investment, you will get human to pick you back up

I have a very wealthy uncle in the 80s and 90s who married a woman our grandmother opposed their marriage because several spiritualist warned strongly against it.

Due to this fact my uncle neglected his own mother and their last born who was just finishing secondary school.

My mother and Father a federal civil servants took my other uncle in and my grandma visited from time to time and we all survived on the Fed civil servants salary..

Soon after school my little uncle got a Job in a fed ministry, met a wife also working and started his life

But do you think his mother did the right thing to oppose his marriage to that girl? Of course the girl will make him dissociate from those who hate her because they are now one flesh. It is possible other people supported his mother too, the reason he blanked everyone. people want to be happy on another person's life at the detriment of the main actor. Funny, isn't it?

Darlingme:
This has nothing to do with entitlement mentality.

No one is an island and we all need each other to live peacefully.
So, a man died in my neighborhood and his children has forbidden their rich and wealthy uncles from contributing to the burial. Accordingly to the children, their poor father died of starvation, which they have been appealing to relatives, also his only brother who works in an oil company in PH for assistant and he has always promised to help, but never did. This uncle happens to be the first person to send an ambulance to convey the corpse to the village, and the children rejected his offer.
I don't understand. Why do we have rich family members, friends, yet we suffer poverty?
Why is it always easy for people who can save their fellow humans from death, starvation, depression always ignore them, but once he/she dies, it's easy to raise money for burial.

Even on social media, we bully, humiliate each other, push some people into depression with our words and write up, but once the person commit succid, we tend to start posting pics with lovely write ups. Condemning their suicidal action and blaming them for not voicing out?
why? Is it our environment, social way of behaving?

Have you ever experience any of this? Can you share such experience?
What's your general opinion about this?

Hahahaha. Because it is cheaper than keeping him and giving him money. You give him 30k today, next month he asks for 50k, next 100k. He keeps coming back. And when you have given him so much, that man will forget he was starving and starts chasing other women. He may even go take a second wife, or chieftaincy title - on top other people money o. But if he dies, which will happen to all eventually, then you can spend for the burial just once.

Those people rejecting the contributions for burial, where were they when their father died of hunger? Is it not shameful? Are his brothers his parents? This entitlement mentality sef. They don't owe you or your father jack. If they have and are disposed, fine. Afterall, you didn't lost what your father did for the brothers when he had money. If they were wicked to have let your father die of hunger, then you are devil himself for not feeding your father. you think they don't have mouths to feed themselves. He works in an oil company in PH so? You have calculated his salary and assumed a percentage of that salary should be coming to your father every month. yeye people.

DataCrab:
I have nothing to say, just.....

Pray the spirit leaves you bro, gambling is so addictive. If you see someone tomorrow who wins money through that channel, your fantasies will come alive. The best approach is to stay away from anything gambling, not to select the channel.

I don't understand this numbers. For the whole country? i am baffled. This is at complete variance from the number that wrote/writes jamb. This year was almost 1m, more that 10x.

I thought it was kidney day, I would asked them to visit Ekwerekwu in UK.

Aladdin1:
gays are usually strikingly handsome and its a matter of choice and how one is wired to be gay.so no big deal if you are gay.but i know what am talking,for you to be this curious over gay sex could only mean that you have a level of curiousity or fascination over gaysex no matter how minute that curiousity or fascination may be.it only points to the fact that you may have some indept gay inclination.and that means you are most likely bi-curious as they call it.and lastly it does not matter if you married to a woman or not.there are lots of closeted gays who are married to women.or were once married to women.so take it or leave.

Not for me bro. I can't compare a sweet-smelling female to a fellow man. Once as a teenager a friend wanted to start touching me when we were alone in the darkness in his room. I just assumed it was some sort of rough play and told him we should leave. I guess he gauged my reaction and never tried it again. I never really concluded anything then. But lady, other mutual friends said he was gay. And the boy na twins oh. His twin was even more manly than him.

SisterFire:
... No my dear , after kissing ,the clit and anus is sucked and fingered then the female with bigger clit inserts her pussy on the other girl and they both ride it so wetty . If you have a chance to eavesdrop u will only hear iish ! Issh !!! Iish !!! Bços it sweets right there at the brain. When u as a maid wants to change the duvet or bedsheet u will only ask " who poured a bucket of water here" ?

Incredible! Now I know this. It's a deeper understanding. No wonder.

Aladdin1:
Op you are a closet gay.gay sex curiousity is a strong feature of closeted gays or bisexual males.it starts with being fascinated with gay sex.how its done? why its done?who does what role?and lastly you would want to know and try out how it feels.And boom!!! welcome to the gay lifestyle!!!.

So as I be now, handsome odogwu like me, will allow a man stick his prick into my anus? Or, I will leave beautiful ladies that are everywhere and carry my dick and stick into faeces. I am happily married, but if i will ever, for any reason, cheat, na soft woman, trim like my wife.

I am just asking because I am curious.

SisterFire:
🤣🤣 you are naive y will u say " lesbian just touch and kiss " abeg that's fore play ,the real thing is tribadism .

Well, that's all I knew and thought. I just looked up the word "tribadism". How is that possible biko? Wetin person no go hear for this kind world. Na only kiss and touch I been think say dem dey do.

tonididdy:
You are just as worse for making it about Igbo.

It’s a win for Nigeria and Nigerians. You lots need to stop this stupidity

Making what about Igbos? I am talking to those who have started spiting a section of the country already and turning it ethnic. Now you are quick to see this and point out it is about Igbos?

GOVERNORR:
You are perhaps LGBT promoting the course cynically.
The more people read the sexual nonsense the more you create awareness for yourself and your likes

You mean i donate my a.nus?

IkeIgboNiile:
Homosexuals are divided into 3
1.Top
2.Bottom
3. Versatile

Top: they're the male/men in the relationship. He maybe bisexual but he never gets bleeped but he's the one doing the Bleep.ing. He's not easily noticed as gay in the community.

Bottom: they're the female/cum bucket in the relationship. He's the one people easily notice because of their girly behaviours.

Versatile: these ones are either top or bottom so they can be bleeped or do the fucking themselves.

For Lesbos, i know there's a dyke and lady. Dykes are the guys in the relationship and the lady is the b!tch.

so
1, What if the top meets the versatile and the versatile demands to also poke his p.enis into the top's a,nus, what happens? He will be denied a f.uck after being f.ucked?
2. The Bottoms never use their p.enis for anything?
3. For the lesbos, please how does the dyke and the lady function? I thought the doings is do me I do you. What exactly differentiates them?

Vinnie2000:
OP, since you are Curious.

Buy Carrot or cucumber and stick it up ur Anus, continuously.

U will understand how the Gay sh*t works. 😕😏

No, I don't want to end up like kilikpoye. It is some people's choice and I want to be wise and learnt from them, not first hand experience.

tonididdy:
Shameful comments up there…very disgraceful

Very disgraceful indeed. I am sure they have not seen these

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1392876670864712
https://www.facebook.com/OnuIgbo/videos/chinese-kids-being-taught-igbo-language-in-china-the-chinese-bond-with-south-eas/460633181196449/

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7182913802973793542

And this is China, and they are even catching them young.

falcon01:
1. Everybody can f*ck anybody but there are those who prefer to be f*cked, they are the bottom or the catcher
2.No that's just stupid, the "wife" will use the Penis how ever they want to. It doesn't mean when they are a bottom their P*nis stops functioning, it still works.
3. It depends on how they like it, some gay men have never been f*cked but they've bleeped a lot, some have never f*cked but they've been f*cked. So it all depends on what the individual wants.

The bolded above, 3 means some are permanent 'wife' while others are permanent 'husband' na. But somehow that contradicts your response 2, it means some never really use their pe.nis.

The Anus will expand along the line because it wasn't meant for entry, it was meant for excreta but humans have to find a way to satisfy their fantasies. Some even do lots of damage to their colon by indulging in fisting and other brutal Techniques that they have to use some diapers or other means to control their bowels.

please which one is 'fisting'? And what are the other brutal techniques wey pass f.ucking nyansh ebg?

To whom it may concern, I want to ask a question that has bugged me for so long now. I don't care how you take it in.

I want to find out something. Gay couples say one person is wife and the other is husband in a same-sex relationship. The men, both have p.enis. I assume the 'wife' is the one receiving p.rick through his a.nus. My questions:
1. Does it mean that the 'wife' will always be f.ucked?
2. Does it mean the wife never uses his p.enis?
3. Or does it mean 'do me small and I do you small'?

As far as I know, i feel for lesbians, everything remains intact, they just touch and kiss each other. Even though they also claim one person to be 'wife' and the other 'husband', they can't do more than sucking and fingering each other. That one seems mutual, more like the 'do me i do you ' thing.

But for men, wouldn't the receiver have thorn a.nus or rectum? Kilikpoye, my primary school mate in Oginigba, as I learnt later, became a homo in his teenage days, and grown men tore his a.nus. I learnt he was using diapers untill he died (before we reached mid twenties) - he used to behave girlish when we were in school though.

Abeg, people with experience answer me biko. I want to know.

A lot of people will be set lose from fcmb.

[quote author=NwekeUG post=123124983]Lady Tells Husband She's No Longer In Love After He Sponsored Her Education In UK

A Nigerian lawyer has narrated how a lady told her husband she's no longer in love after he sponsored her nursing education in the U.K, IGBERETV has learnt.

According to @BolanleCole, the lady said she doesn't want to be in a marriage where there is no love even though her husband catered for her needs and that of her family.

He tweeted;

I watched a video clip recently where a lady hired one of these pranksters to go and beg her ex-boyfriend to release her from a spell. They were dating for 5 years and the guy saw her through university. After graduation, she ditched him. As we speak, the girl never shit for four months. Has been to many places to seek solution without success but never visited a church (say she no dey go chuch). Then recently one random pastor ran into her and told her her woes are from her ex whom she had deeply wronged.
When they went to beg the guy, the walked out on them and told her that this is just the beginning. People really need to be careful in this life.


https://twitter.com/BolanleCole/status/1657040709449334787?t=3J1zM171J3qJu5tVtlh6iQ&s=19[/quote]

Fabulozz:
As titled above. I made the worst mistake in my life impregnating my baby mama for the second time. She and her mother had given me so much trouble in the past. I don't even know what came out of me to start sleeping with her again. Boom she is pregnant and has refused to abort.

She want me to pay her brideprice or else she will tell my wife. If only I had control my manhood I would have not found myself in this terrible situation.

What should I do now mature advice please?

Does your wife know about her- I mean about the first baby she has for you? If yes, then it's easier (note the word, 'easier', I did not say easy).
Just tell her how it happened, you went to see your daughter and one thing led to the other. Who knows if she jazzed you to 'do'.

Since it is 'old firewood', your wife will not be as mad as if it were a 'fresh girl'. Make your wife to join you in war (prayers) against the jezebel to release you from 'her pot'. Your wife may suggest a pastor to go to for deliverance, to this DO NOT RESIST. . Work out plans thereafter on how your wife will monitor you so you stop cheating, make your wife to believe you sincerely want to repent of cheating.

But whatever you do, don't pay any bride-price. This matter is dicey, and you don't handle it well, you will lose your marriage and end up with the 'troublesome woman'.

Blue3k:
I don't disagree with you. Most private sector employers pay their workers on time in full every pay period. It's nothing special or complicated. The only reason it's delayed is because they don't care and plan their budget badly. I'm sure you can find examples if you search them up.

You are right. It should be no 1 on the budget, after that, then others. I bet those governors and their lawmakers salaries never delay. Nigerians suffered so much in the hands of politicians who do not regard them as normal humans or their equals. and sadly, many Nigerians have fitted into the definition, the worst they can do is abstain from work and show up for pay, and the system keeps degenerating.

Blue3k:
Lol it will be hilarious when they start sacking people left and right. The other option will be aggressively collecting taxes.

But come to think of it. Is there any reason why the Nigerian workers' salaries should be delayed? Honestly, it should be criminalised. Does it happen in other places?

kpompey:
Peterdunce Obi na the number one oppressor now, a man who put Anambra in chain for 8 years while he enjoy the luxury of being a governor with his family. Ipob Liars club president.

hahahaha, I know how pained you are. There is no politician in the history of Nigeria so far who is as clean as Peter Obi. mention one if you know. Osun state was raped by aregbesola, oyetola, and tinubu, including the host of apc. see where they are. We pray Adeleke becomes the saviour.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_states_by_GDP

kpompey:
See this bigot, an Anambra man, asking me if amfrom Osun. No, I am from nNewi or Awgu

e pain am. Keep worshipping your oppressors.

kpompey:
Show where Adeleke called you and your siblings that alpha beta is in charge of tax in Osun,pathological liar.

Are you from Osun? Bambiala!

geesilver:
do you know how many states alpha beta consult for not only Lagos and osun oil. The major loopholes are the civil servants and politicians. Once those two are tamed everything would fall in place easily

Really? please what other states does alpha beta collect tax for?

kpompey:
please provide clipse or footage of where Adeleke called you and your family member that he sacked alpha beta. How can a state who can not pay full salary deduct heavy tax. Enemy of progress. News from ipob gutter.Lies and incitement.Tinubu will rule for 8 years.

The bolded is what you need to tell me. How can you guys have the mind to do such a thing.

Xerona:
Hello Nairalanders, there is an issue at hand.
I have two kids and recently gave birth to the third few months ago. It's been really difficult for me since I practically do most of the house chores... my husband is hardly around because of work.

I came down with this strange disturbing headache that doesnt go away. So I went to see a doctor and she said the headache was as a result of postpartum stress and lack of sleep.

The truth is I'm awake most of the time because of the baby or when I'm attending to other household matter. I haven't had a good sleep in a long while. So when the doctor suggested I get a house help so I can find time and sleep when shes holding the baby. I knew she she was on point. But the problem is my husband, he wouldn't hear of it, he doesn't want us to get any househelp...

I even pleaded with him and made him see reasons why I needed help, but he refused... I'm beginning to think I ended up with the wrong person because I dont understand why anyone would deliberately want to subject their wife to this kind of torture.

My kids are age 5, 2 and 3 months... I go to the market, cook, clean, i even do school run too...He's a contractor and will be travelling back to work next week.. yet he doesn't want me to get help...

I hope he is not a womaniser, if he is, then mind the kind of help you bring in, it has to be an old married woman. Don't bring in a boy, he may molest your kids. A girl may molest your kids too, but...
whoever you bring, take her for deliverance first, then medical tests, before they step in. Just my advice. The child that is 5 already should be helping small small. Desperate times call for deperate measures.

tunwumi:
All those things are political gimmick.

They have not been paid April salary as at today. I guess they they have finished dancing reggae and the blues is being played now.

My brother, in Nigeria civil servants won't shout yet if the salary is just 10 days gone, especially for those not used to being paid at all, or paid half. I think Nigeria should criminalise delay in payment of salaries. Any state that does not pay on the agreed date should have its governor lose his or her immunity. Because it is actually a crime against humanity.

geesilver:
I don't understand this your conclusion, is alpha beta the loopholes or you don't know what to write about.

That was what Adeleke said o, Alpha beta was one of the loopholes. But, is it true that Alpha beta was also collecting tax in Osun state?