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There's no need to be perplexed or afraid of anything.
He only went there to donate blood for his boss. Yeeeh, who slapping?

VicM6:
If Chelsea beat mancity in the UCL then kano pillars will qualify automatically to the UCL but if Liverpool beat Arsenal in the champions league then Kwara united will be relegated directly to play with Arsenal in the Europa league qualification which will be held in Ghana......
See make i go sleep abeg, i no dey see my keyboard again.

Please do. You really need the sleep!
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A disaster that is a blessing in disguise.
If their country works, they ought to have been forewarned of the flow since it erupted recently, then, it's an active volcano.
It will attract tourists, researchers, and provide a naturally fertile ground for agricultural purposes.
Hope their country managed the situation well.







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Like two months ago, it's impossible to believe that LFC will near top four let alone of being third on the table!
I love their fighting spirit and JK's politics that pull the stunt, English FA also delivered on their side of the bargain, now, everyone is happy. I knew Chelsea also will make it.
Champion's league assistance is what killed ESL among premier league clubs.
I'm happy for my club.
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I wonder if anyone is expecting anything different from this before.
They are deceiving themselves because of tinubu's ambition, we shall all see how it goes.
But one thing I know, the country cannot remain like this and expect and expect people to be quiet and go to sleep.

We are watching them!!!








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Barca thought they can determine his success but he chose to up his game and gsve his best to a lesser rated club, gbam! He got it.
Never allow a temporary fall to keep you permanently on the ground.

Congrats Suarez! Congrats Athletico Madrid!
Congrats Diego Simeone!









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powerbank100:
This story hit home and i can relate so i shed a tear. God dey, the first rule in life is trust NO ONE. you came alone and you will depart alone.

Know this and know peace.

you can hit the ground running with a few tips below I you don't have any profitable venture at the monent, this..can be applied to almost anything if you think critically.


imma keep it real with you like my brother from another mother, The educational system in Nigeria has been watered down a great deal but there are still opportunities for grassroot hustlers, best believe that.

All you need now is a hustler's ambition / mindset, you need to grind like one who has no mother or father, its cold out there.

In Nigeria, there are two classes of people (Living things and non living things)...you need to be amongst the living and stop whinning and complaining about this and that, nobody has it easy. If everyone comes to Nairaland beer parlor with his or her story, you go thank God for your life.

Bum imma share some gems with you real quick and if you are street wise, you will take action immediately.

If you must make it in Nigeria, you must think like an OUTLAW. push your fine boy and degree aside, roll up your sleeves and hit the ground running.

however, If you are techy (digital marketing, ecommerce, mini importation)

If you are dead broke don't venture into programming, you cannot effectively learn programming on an empty stomach with lack of data


If you are hands on Plumbing, woodwork, electrical, interior design solar design and installation, phone and laptop repair


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat,
ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

Reach me privately if you are interested in gadget importation and sales from US.

Whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.

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Cpossibility:
What a friend did to me last week.

Just like in my case, so many graduates in the country are today, traumatized, depressed or even suicidal. Nothing is more depressing than seeing oneself jobless after several years of graduation. More annoying is when there's no finance to even start a business no matter how brilliant the business idea could be. If I have capital or even a collateral to use and get some money somewhere, I would rest completely from job hunting.

My ordeal.
Few months ago, I stumbled on a friend on Facebook whom we were school mates back in secondary school. His parents resided outside the state which he normally came back on school resumption and would go back during holidays.

On meeting him on Facebook, taking a look at his pictures, he's obviously doing well and claimed he's working with an international NGO. I told him my pains which is unemployment. Immediately, he was happy and telling me not to worry again that with his connections here and there, I'll get a job. His promise was to fix me either in the NGO, an insurance company, factory work or any other place of which he has links and connections.

We talked extensively and negotiated my movement and arrived I should come over last week. The plans was to stay in his 2 bedroom apartment and until 3-4 months when I can rent my own place. So I moved from Rivers state to Lagos Monday last week with just 16k on me. En route Lagos, we were keeping in touch so to know how closer I am and until I got to Lagos (God is Good Motors park) around 8pm. I called him that I have arrived the park and he said he was coming to pick me.

Long story short, that was the last time his number went. Initially, I thought it was network, or may be temporary low battery. I kept dialling the number through out the night but it never went again. Of course I had no choice than to sleep in the park. Woke up the next morning hoping his number would go but still same. I had no body else in Lagos nor knowing any where as that was my first time in Lagos. So I was just roaming around the park the whole day like a lost sheep, hungry, frustrating and pains but still hoping for his call but none came. When I tried reaching via Facebook and realized I was blocked, that was when it dawned on me that I have to start going back immediately. Already, transport fare from PH to Lagos finished about N10,500. So I was left with about 4k on me. At that point in the evening, I knew my best bet as I said earlier was to find my way back immediately but I didn't even have enough cash for my return. I had no option than to start telling people about my predicament and appealed for help to raise fund to return home the next morning. I was mocked and laughed at while some were asking to buy my phone at a very ridiculous amount. But then at that point, I could have sold it at the ridiculous amount but the phone was the only medium of communication with people especially my mum who was already worried over the journey right from the onset. I kept approaching people to help me and until one man graciously completed the money for me and I paid for my return.

On reaching home, I did nothing than thanking God that at least my case wasn't like that of late Iniobong Umoren. At least I came back home alive...which is the most important thing. But what I don't understand is why the guy chose to be that wicked to me forgetting this world is a very small place. I mean if there was never a job, why did he have to put me through that? Anyways, I have since moved on. Not even swearing/cursing him but leave everything for God. Such is life!

Fellow nairalanders, that is the dairy of a Nigerian job seeker. This leave me with the question, "will Nigeria ever be good for ordinary Nigerian?"

What, really love this.

The wedding has being slated and it must hold. The AGF was never a military man, that someone died doesn't say life should stop for others, moreover, how are you do sure the op isn't being mischievous?
Abeg live your life and let others live theirs.
Let them laugh if they feel like and let those who choose to mourn do that for whatever reason.

Death is a tax we all must pay at everyone's due time. Only don't be caught unprepared!
Heaven will be too sweet to miss and He'll will too bitter to experience and it is forever, no matter your choice!
Jesus Christ is the way to the Father in heaven. Accepting the Grace through Faith is the key, Confession of Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord is the door, becoming Righteous and Living a Holy Life is the path.





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For anyone who has been following events across the state, it will be obvious to the blind that El Rufai is a bad leader. Since his days as BPE chair to FCT minister and now to being a governor. Give it to him he knows how to have his ways with words but obviously, this won't work all the time.
Very soon, you will start getting to know the real reasons for the mass sack and you will be shock that the finance ish is a hoax.
Yes, government is broke but, there are various ways to use this same people you are sacking to generate money, please don't tell me they are useless unless you are telling me their employers in the first case is stupid, then, we ask which system made them so.
You don't cure a sickness by treatment of the symptoms, the civil service is not the problem, the politicians that corrupted it is.
Solve the problems with politicians and discover Nigeria had no problem!






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El Rufai is a cunning man. He wanted to be in the news. Since he couldn't get there through right reasons, he chose to get there through wrong reasons so far he's in the news; after all he knows how gullible Nigerians can be, when the time comes propaganda and money will settle the rest.

Nigerians wise up, it's all a game!










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They are all birds of the feathers, it's only unfortunate that the deal had to end through the spilling of someone's blood!
RIP to the deceased.
Judgement to the criminal in-law.
Lesson to the loose and uncultured girl that facilitated her mother's untimely death.
Never let anger control you rather control it; it will always end in 'had I know?'
The Holy Bible says ' a man that ruleth his spirit is stronger than he that conquers a city's






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Someone's signature on this forum reads: evil is evil even if everyone is doing it, and good is good even if no one is doing it.
I can't agree less!





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How I wish Nigeria is an egalitarian society?
How I wish the sacredness of human life is preserved in this country?
How I wish we had not allowed humanity to die in our society?
How I wish we all lived by love and not by greed and selfishness?
How I wished we stood against religious fanatism to uphold the morals and values in each of our various cultures and customs?

I don't know why I'm feeling the man and the crew died an avoidable death? But, how many souls has he joined the cabals to send to avoidable graves?
He's now in the world of reality where nothing is hidden and recompense is given in full either good or bad.

RIP to him, to the crews on board and to many unnamed people that are dying avoidable deaths die to the failure of leadership in this country!






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This is expected, and fortunately, they didn't disappoint.
Nigeria my Country
Buharis the President
APC the Ruling party
These shall also come to pass just as PDP came to pass.

We shall breathe fresh air either a renegotiated togetherness or distinctly along the piece of our different choices.








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This is the reason for my consistent support for ending this British cum Northerners business empire named Nigeria.
It's just a matter of time and it's almost before our very eyes when the oppressed will rise up against their oppressors to gain their freedom.
We can only postpone it, we can't avoid it with mindset and utterances like this!








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The two were wrong. The woman more wrong, even her presentation in her write up indicted her. Because for her to say she was embarrassed publicly showed she said it publicly.
The first course in marriage is understanding each other. Unfortunately, you have to keep doing this and improve on this because situation changes.
The woman was wrong given the man she married and the manner of handling the issue. The man was wrong for slapping her no matter what, what happened to him giving her a reprimanding look, hissed and walk away the way he did?
Manliness also includes self control but not cowardice or stupidity






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They know where bandits, kidnappers and terrorist are but couldn't mobilize military and security agents against them rather, they asking the citizens to give out their IMEI so they can supply their boys in the bush.
You know the rest. Your guess is good as mine......









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I believe that waking up in the morning to announce a policy you glossed over in the night is a No No!
Nigerians need explanation of the what's, the whys and the ifs. It's damn too risky to trust any civil servant with such too personal of an information. Carelessness, negligence, tribalism, religious bigotry, incompetency, hatred and wickedness makes it too risky for compliance, moreover, given the personality of the minister in charge of that ministry.








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The long talk about islamization agenda that so many people called hoax and give many unprintable names to some of us who are privy to some information and hence wisely call attention to is now clear to all who care to see!
They have done so many secretly and now have the gut to make it open knowing our politically correct people will provide logic to rationalize it as nothing.
They've almost have their way, it will shock everyone except them.
That's just the beginning!!!






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This nation will not head anywhere good until we start voting people of conscience, character and capacity into power and governance!























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Sometimes I wonder the type of curse this country is suffering from for us to have this set of dunce as leaders?
Imagine shifting your responsibility to the masses and proposing bills to jail them for covering up your mess!
Our diversity has become a curse rather than a blessing so, let's go in our different direction and become what ever we dream to be instead of infesting others with customized stupidity as seen in each of the current senators!
I'm too shocked to understand how this emerge in someone's thinking faculty?






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This is really a season movie, we are patiently waiting to see how it ends.












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Some southern useful idiots staking their integrity for someone who values the life of a cow over their lfe!
I don't support harassment of the president in foreign land but a threat to life of people of omokris is a joke taking too far.
I wonder what's wrong with discussion and rightful negotiation with this administration?








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Love the result. Chelsea haters can now rest, they have made it already, and it's now up to Liverpool to hit or miss, can't wait for 29th May as everywhere will be blue!!!
Up Chelsea!!!
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Waiting for 2023 when they will enthrone their southern collaborator in their fulanization cum islamization agenda.
It's better we solve this ish before 2023 election!







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Any past governor or president aspiring to become president of this nation is another calamity about to happen!
Tinubu, Amaechi, Obi, Duke, Fayemi, Tambuwal, Ngige, Lawan, Jonathan etc.
What did they forget in asorock that they want to go and take?
If we can not find or get to install a good leader by 2023, then, let everyone answer his father's name Biko.

The reality on ground is peaceful separation.
It's obvious we've become what our colonial masters desired of us, we need to separate and become ourselves.
Separation through referendum will allow as many countries as possible, so, no need for the south to be together.
The Yoruba on their own, Igbo separate, the Calabars, the ijaws and itshekiri and maybe Benin together, middlebelt will split also and on and on.
So let's start moving towards this direction.






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There is nothing in life that is 100% risk free.
Legalizing cannabis is not 100% bad as some people may assume.
If you're aware of the health benefits of this crop, you will know that it's a gift of nature to man. Besides, that some persons abuse it is not a yardstick to shut the door on its unsubstituted benefits to man.
Although I'm not a user, but as a scientist, upon discovery of the multiple economic and health benefits of this crop, I knew it won't take time for reality to Dawn on us and wake up from our slumber, I was do glad when info state governor embarked on this campaign and thank God it's yielding fuits.
Note, it's just a matter of time, everything will normalize and we will start enjoying the advantage and cope with the disadvantage!








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Dangote should face his business in piece o.
If he meddles in a business that ought not to concern him, he's to be at the losing end o.
Forget insurance, they won't be able to do much when the chips are down.







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By normal permutations, one would have expected Chelsea to win it. But I went against the norm to support Leicester to win, not because I hate Chelsea but, just to see ndidi and ihenacho celebrate, and gboa! It happened, while ndidi was consistent with his hard work, ihenacho resuscitated his dying career, I so much love their spirit of never give up!
Kudos real men!

Real men are not known only by the success they achieved but also by the hurdles they overcame.







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