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Family / Re: Lady calls out her babydaddy for doing Giveaway while his 3kids are hungry by samsam2019: 9:01pm On Feb 13, 2019
Lesson all men must from this drama is never to make babies with women with big forehand grin grin grin grin



Same with that forehead WizKid baby mama. Der wahala too much grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by samsam2019: 8:27am On Feb 13, 2019
Richdad50:
Very true words. A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist. A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad
you know all these. You must be a legendary wanksta

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Celebrities / Re: 'Teni Is A Lesbian' - Mr Rational Laughter Accuses The Singer by samsam2019: 8:22am On Feb 13, 2019
Onyi22:
Am still wondering how this tomboy made it to d music industry with the trash she always sing,
Nothing good can come out from Afonja, they r all bunch of irresponsibilities......
And for those frustrated, broke ass niggas on nairaland DAT keeps sending me gmail begging me for my number, I weep for them all...
I said it before n am still saying it,DAT I don't go out with poor guys, they should find their level.....
eleribu ni e

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Events / Re: Bride Blasted For Kneeling Down To Greet Guests At Her White Wedding by samsam2019: 4:22pm On Feb 11, 2019
Useless people always see bad in everything.



Maybe that's the reason she's married today and the bitter scumbags are where they are right now



Fools
Family / Re: How Did Your Marriage End? Any Regrets? by samsam2019: 9:22am On Feb 11, 2019
This is a good post so let me just add my own......




My ex wife and I dated for 8 years. we loved each other so much that we don't even stay in the same state. I used to think those who got divorced are fools until life gave me a dirty slap grin


To be continued.....

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Celebrities / Re: Why I Can’t Go Back To School – Veteran Actor, Abija by samsam2019: 9:12am On Feb 10, 2019
9jaBloke:
Opa Aje

Eyin iya mi osoronga!


This actually brought back memories of yesteryears....


NTA started broadcasting at 4 pm, except on
Saturdays @10 a.m with Sesame Street.

Cockcrow at dawn
The rich also cry
Samanja
Village Headmaster
Omo araye le
Checkmate
Tales by moonlight
The masquerade etc

People genuinely cared and life had value.

Armed robbery and ritual killings were few and far between.

Power supply was stable.

Naira has purchasing power.

Nigeria was good.




all these were under military rule.



Democracy can't work in Africa
Celebrities / Re: ''see Person Pikin As Him Fresh Like Today's Bread'' - Kanayo O. Kanayo Says by samsam2019: 8:53am On Feb 07, 2019
Na filter Baba decide. Saw him recently and he looked his age
Celebrities / Re: Jigan Babaoja Gives Tajudeen Oyewole (Abija) Cash, Clothes by samsam2019: 8:10pm On Feb 06, 2019
enemyofprogress:
abeg stop making noise
Ori e buru ni?

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Celebrities / Re: Jigan Babaoja Gives Tajudeen Oyewole (Abija) Cash, Clothes by samsam2019: 6:26pm On Feb 06, 2019
This man was the Nigerian version of heroes like Spiderman, Batman or superman. Always there to save the day




I swear if I become a millionaire or billionaire I'll bless him even if I have his account details right now I'll wire him small money




Legend

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Emeka Ike's Wife-to-be - Yolanda Pfeiffer (Photos) by samsam2019: 11:52am On Feb 04, 2019
Forreellinc:
she no even fine sef
fxck beauty. If she makes him happy and gives him peace of mind, nothing else matters

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Crime / Re: Thugs Break Into INEC Office, Set 15,000 Uncollected PVCS On Fire by samsam2019: 6:42pm On Feb 03, 2019
Correction: inec sold 15,000 PVC to politicians and faked a break in and set ordinary plastic cards on fire
Politics / Re: Influencer Omojuwa ordered for a T- shirt with Kadaria Ahmed tweet printed on it by samsam2019: 9:38am On Feb 03, 2019
toplinetrtrend:


It is an honor to be despised by fools
fool is the one without a mind of his own who eats another man's vomit


Also all buhari supporters are fools
Politics / Re: Influencer Omojuwa ordered for a T- shirt with Kadaria Ahmed tweet printed on it by samsam2019: 8:34pm On Feb 02, 2019
Omo irankiran

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To New Report That He Didn't Sell Out O2 Arena, Shares Proof by samsam2019: 11:17pm On Jan 31, 2019
The guy who performed at the show said it wasn't sold out



The guardian said it wasn't sold out



Soundcity said it wasn't sold



All of them can't be haters

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Spotted Lifting Up His Falling Campaign Billboards by samsam2019: 6:26pm On Jan 31, 2019
Dirkcoyt:


As in ! Moka comment yen, o de se mi bi kin gba bobo yen Leti!
no wonder tinubu takes them all for a fool. Disgraceful lots.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Spotted Lifting Up His Falling Campaign Billboards by samsam2019: 3:40pm On Jan 31, 2019
adeoba2008:


Are you living in his constituency? Must you always comment on every post? I work in SUrulere and I know what Desmond has been doing. If you have a naming ceremony, Desmond surely attends with loads of gifts not to talk of other empowerment programmes.
if this wasn't meant as a joke then this has to be the most daft comment ever!


A politician coming to naming ceremony is what you call achievement?



Who swear for Nigerian youths? ABI kini gbogbo oriburuku yi

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Celebrities / Re: I Was Tired Of Giving Him Money - Uriel Reveals Why Her Last Relationship Ended by samsam2019: 6:13pm On Jan 30, 2019
boolet:

No worry, she's famous
for where? 99% if Nigerians don't know her
Celebrities / Re: I Was Tired Of Giving Him Money - Uriel Reveals Why Her Last Relationship Ended by samsam2019: 6:07pm On Jan 30, 2019
But you can ask a guy for money ABI? Ode.




And who told you're famous? If tomorrow you decide to go to a public restaurant nobody will recognise you

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Finally Reacts To Suspension Of Onnoghen, Reveals What Obasanjo Would Hav by samsam2019: 9:52am On Jan 30, 2019
WiLdFLame:
Lol
Asiwaju of Yoruba Politics;BAT said corrupt Walter Onnoghen would have been shipped to ota farm to start career in plucking farm harvests assuming it were during Obasanjo/Atiku Ruthless Era



By the way politics is all about interest ...if you are a southwesterner and you’re thinking of voting PDP then you’re a bastard and a saboteur consequently if yuh live in the Southwest and plan voting PDP...pack ya load and move to the southeast now..we won’t tolerate any shits to the omoluabis interest....APC is the only party to vote
you're a bastard. Your father is a bastard. Your mother is a bastard. Everyone related to you is a bastard. Koni dafun e



Oloriburuku eda ni e

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Celebrities / Re: Excited Yvonne Jegede Shares Adorable New Photo After Marriage Crash by samsam2019: 9:47am On Jan 30, 2019
wilcox:
Everything about celebrities is crash.
no be only celeb marriage de crash.
Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Nwelue: Monogamy Is A Sham, Your Private Part Is Not Meant For One Person by samsam2019: 9:44am On Jan 30, 2019
The person you put his post up there is my friend. A well traveled and respected fella. The black baron.



Instead of reaching out to him and ask for his reasons you simpletons of inferior minds are insulting him.




Hypocrites

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Crime / Re: Fiona Onasanya Jailed For Three Months For Lying by samsam2019: 7:30pm On Jan 29, 2019
cabcaz:
What an embarrassment - had to be Naija with their stupid lies. Silly woman said she will appeal and said the law is unjust and treating her like Jesus and Moses. Shows you her level of arrogance and delusion
it's not a Nigerian thing actually.


In UK people get points for traffic offences once you reach a certain point you lose it license and when people get caught they mostly lie another person ( who is low on point) is on the wheels to avoid a ban. Since most speeding offences were captured by cameras



People do it all the time
Politics / Re: Lady Breaches Protocol, Confronts Sanwoolu, See His Reaction (PICS) by samsam2019: 11:41am On Jan 28, 2019
Staged
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Ekile Moves In To Her New House (Photos) by samsam2019: 6:37pm On Jan 27, 2019
Where she see money?

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Family / Re: Impending Child Custody Battle: Baby Mama Preventing Access To My Daughter by samsam2019: 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2019
If I were you I would forget the child. What nonsense
Celebrities / Re: Yeni Kuti Shares Cute Photo With Her Grandchild by samsam2019: 8:57am On Jan 27, 2019
harrisonford001:
Don't know if fela is a blessing or a curse to his female children! They are so weird! Well a sperm mixed with weed will produce something weird! If you know, you know! Meanwhile congratulations to the new grandma
when will you have sense?

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria will thrive under a leader who doesn't swallow everything - KWAM 1 by samsam2019: 8:55am On Jan 27, 2019
Coming from you the gluttonous old fool who almost everyone in the industry now hates




Agha oshi
Religion / Re: What Intimacy In Marriage Really Mean And How To Build It - Faith Oyedepo by samsam2019: 8:53am On Jan 27, 2019
So being a pastor's wife is now a qualification to give marital advise?




Nonsense

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Celebrities / Re: Copyright Infringement: Tiwa Ignored Me When I Reached Out, Says Danny Young by samsam2019: 8:52am On Jan 27, 2019
I'm a big fan of Ties Savage but she messed up. What would it cost her to out a call through to him and settle it? When the issue came up the guy insisted he's not after money and he's a big fan of her works. I'm sure a call would have settled it, now her song has been pulled from YouTube

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Shows Street Credibility In Oyo. More Pictures. by samsam2019: 3:44am On Jan 27, 2019
Rented hungry crowd as usual.





Speak to 10 people in Ibadan and 9 of them will curse buhari and APC.




Thunder fire APC

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Romance / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Tries To Woo 23-Year-Old Lady On Facebook. Then This Happened. by samsam2019: 9:30pm On Jan 26, 2019
They are both stupid. The girl attacked him 1st but e be like say the oga blood de hot ooo lol
Computers / Re: What Are The Advantages Of Using A Chromebook Over A Regular Laptop? by samsam2019: 5:32pm On Jan 25, 2019
freemanbubble:
Isoright

They are all these same joor

And still they can't beat Mac os

Use a MacBook and i assure your life will never remain the same

For every day you turn it in your life will upgrade.
Isheep

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