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RomanceRe: 7 Sex Positions Women Really Want by samysmoothfresh: 9:41pm On Sep 21, 2018
Biglittlelois:
I dont understand that spooning, how will the guy move and thrust wellhuh

Reverse cowgirl is good for guys cos of the high sensation
which one is good for you?

RomanceRe: Pls Help Me, I Am Dying. by samysmoothfresh: 8:48pm On Sep 21, 2018
People go just dey talk anyhow

see how useless your topic is
"..............i am dying"
so this is what is killing "dying" you undecided

RomanceRe: Does True Love Still Exist? by samysmoothfresh: 8:42pm On Sep 21, 2018
True love has always existed and is still existing!!!


True love (the ultimate love) moved our savior Jesus Christ to die for us and our damned sins!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Gay Shares Photos Of His Girlfriend, Says He Is The "Best" by samysmoothfresh: 8:38pm On Sep 21, 2018
Wow!!

he she looks hot!!!

RomanceRe: Nollywood Actress, Rita Dominic Shows Unclad Breast (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 8:33pm On Sep 21, 2018
So this lady is still alive

meanwhile op, where is the unclad breast?

RomanceRe: Victoria by samysmoothfresh: 8:01pm On Sep 21, 2018

RomanceRe: Victoria by samysmoothfresh: 2:11pm On Sep 21, 2018
IamPlato:
...

Its A She Not He
oh sorry
hbd to she
RomanceRe: Victoria by samysmoothfresh: 2:03pm On Sep 21, 2018
IamPlato:
...


Happy Birthday To My Phlegmatic Beauty Victoria UyaiIncomparabl... My Favourite Naira Girl... Her Beauty Swept Nairaland Guys Of Their Feet, ceased Their Breaths And Had Them crushin on Her, while She Was Busy Crushin on Me wink ...

A Razor Blade Sharp Mouth On Nairaland but Peaceful By Nature...


A Fine Soft and Suckulent Yellow Pawpaw lipsrsealed



More Years, More Money, More Gifts...

We Will Meet On A Special Day


#OneLove
who is he and where are his pictures?
RomanceRe: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by samysmoothfresh:
Biitch: owh yea.....yea....ah....ah baby harder.......harder........faster.....uh yea

me: (enters gear 4) shiit......(groans) baby i gat you.


biitch: yes......yes......holy fvck!........fvck me......oh yea......fvck me harder........hardeeeer!!


Me: (surprised but brushes it aside and enter gear 5 even while feeling slight waist pain)


biitch: faster you bastard........faster........hit it harder..........fasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!



Me: (frowns and pulls out) shior!............which kind wahala be this?............you be witch?

which one be faster harder faster........... dem tell you say i be flash...........thunder fire you!!!





I cannor come and die ontop vagina..................wide vagina for that matter

#spits and walk away with my people (my fellow 1min men)

RomanceRe: Couple Have Unclad Wedding Wearing Just A Veil And A Bow Tie (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 1:38pm On Sep 21, 2018
I commend this couple
this is how it should be

we were born naked,

we bath naked

we fvck naked

we marry naked

we die naked

RomanceRe: Couple Have Unclad Wedding Wearing Just A Veil And A Bow Tie (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 1:35pm On Sep 21, 2018
When couples marry, they post full pictures of themselves and i'm sure this couple did same


so op, why you con half the pitures?


Where are the full pictures?

RomanceRe: Nairaland Get Together Party 5.0 by samysmoothfresh: 10:22am On Sep 21, 2018
Mariinee:
Yu totally sound like someone I know, it's crazy.
Catch you around here. wink
everyone sounds like someone you know undecided



*i never entered this thread nor said anything*


#just passing

RomanceRe: Curvy South African Model, Cocoriana Poses Completely Nude As She Embraces by samysmoothfresh: 10:19am On Sep 21, 2018
Rayhandrinni:
no it's not S.A girls are the real deal Stop jumping guns
bruv that ass is as real as it gets!!!!.............over real dey worry am sef

i only made a suggestion to my sis up there with the small assets
TravelRe: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Traveling? Share Your Experiences. by samysmoothfresh: 9:55am On Sep 21, 2018
Mizk:
Hey love? To a stranger? You're a piece of work. grin
matthew something vs something: "love your neighbor (including strangers like me) as yourself"

have you forgotten or have 'em muslim friends completely won you over already grin


anyways, how's my love doing today?
TravelRe: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Traveling? Share Your Experiences. by samysmoothfresh: 11:48pm On Sep 20, 2018
Mizk:
Hey!
the right response should have been "hey love!" or at least dear sad

cant sleep or you saw me online and decided to stay up too? lipsrsealed
TravelRe: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Traveling? Share Your Experiences. by samysmoothfresh: 11:47pm On Sep 20, 2018
Mizk:
Hey!
TravelRe: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Traveling? Share Your Experiences. by samysmoothfresh: 11:39pm On Sep 20, 2018
Mizk:
Wasn't actually stranded, i missed my way and battery is dead, i just had to wait in the park hoping my host would come find me, well she came through eventually.
hey stranger!
TravelRe: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Traveling? Share Your Experiences. by samysmoothfresh: 11:38pm On Sep 20, 2018
It wasnt travelling per say cos we (i and 2 friends) went from school to igbague (still in the same state) around 10pm

*those who stay in benin would know what happens at igbague grin


the two idiots i called friends went with two ****** to go have fun leaving me stranded and standing at one dark corner all alone in the middle of the night because i refused to ******


mehn i was damn scared cos only the leopard-livered men go there and one could visibly see touts and ***** alikes roaming the area...................i waited for close to an hour for the idiots......................

I later found out they both paid for full candle stick thats why it took that long.


Up till today, i dont know why i followed them in the first place but since then, i personally created a 9 o'clock curfew for myself.................i'm always indoors by 9.



Hence, i go on trips very early so i get to my destination way before my curfew
TravelRe: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Traveling? Share Your Experiences. by samysmoothfresh: 11:26pm On Sep 20, 2018
jumpandpas:
I can't forget the night Armed Robbers attacked our bus along Onitsha Owerri road.
We ran inside a particular Filling Station. The way I Bleep this lady till day break no be here o ooo.

RomanceRe: Curvy South African Model, Cocoriana Poses Completely Nude As She Embraces by samysmoothfresh: 8:20pm On Sep 20, 2018
zinnyzee:
Bodies people like me can only dream of!
plastic surgery babe.....................plastic surgery

RomanceRe: Curvy South African Model, Cocoriana Poses Completely Nude As She Embraces by samysmoothfresh:
Blood of iraq!!!

See yansh!!! shocked shocked

RomanceRe: Why Do Men Pay For Sex? by samysmoothfresh: 8:04pm On Sep 20, 2018
MariaLavina:
A man who pay for sex is foolish, undisciplined and insecure.
"......pays......"

"......indisciplined....."


i guess we could say "all" (or at least the majority of) men are indisciplined and insecure then cos we all pay one way or the other........................with; money, material things, time,........etc

RomanceRe: Four Years Of Savings & He Bought A Car Instead Of Our Wedding by samysmoothfresh: 7:40pm On Sep 20, 2018
MariaLavina:
samysmoothfresh is officially a clown grin
now it's official! grin

RomanceRe: Four Years Of Savings & He Bought A Car Instead Of Our Wedding by samysmoothfresh:
Oboi that guy is a fool o shocked








































why didnt he build a house instead?

















































or wait, maybe he bought the car to run uber so he can make and save more money for a more lavish wedding










































too much sense wee nor kee me!!

RomanceRe: Why Do Men Pay For Sex? by samysmoothfresh:
Dudeweedlmao:
And if not wisphering beautiful nonsense into her ears, what are you then suppose to use and lure a woman? Money? Guys who don't have game are the one's that created this modern money hungry women.
dude you missing my point (or perhaps the fault is mine as i may not have made it succint)


now heres my point:
i aiint saying wooing ladies by telling them sweet nothings is cheap or doesnt yield results..................it does!!

Heck it's even the normal way (though now archaic since the inception of the "show-the-money-get-the-hoe" theatrics)


due to the current way of things, i'm implying that the ladies who easily take off their g-strings as a result of romantic gestures, sweet words and vain promises whispered in their ears are cheap!!


I.e the method of catching the prey is not cheap but the prey who get caught by that method (considering the newer and faster method plus the society views now) is!!!


@embolden, 100% true

sadly, its been made a norm (one gladly grabbed and adopted by 'em gold digging hoes) and only a minute few still go with the good 'ol way of sweet talking the biiitch
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Pay For Sex? by samysmoothfresh: 6:01pm On Sep 20, 2018
Dudeweedlmao:
Is it forbidden to like sex? Why is this kind of lady described as cheap for liking and wanting sex? Are you any better? You pay so much for the same thing, does that make you worthless, cheap and wasteful human being? I could never understand this mentality.
i do not talk about ladies who like sex


rather i refer to the naive ladies (from research, mostly teens) who get lured into sex by sweet words, romantic gestures and vain promises......


And Its not a crime to a crime to love sex (outside marriage), it's a sin...........



But hey, i love sex!!

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