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How you wan take get boyfriend when your face na greenish-yellow and your body dark brown


dont be deceived...............mumsy no tell this one anything!!!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Where do you work? That's a gold diggy question.

what are you even saying


when a guy ask a lady where she works or what she does it's gold digging, but when a lady ask a guy what he does or where he works, she's being cautious so she doesnt end up with a yahoo boy, ritualist or a dubious guy huh?


Read your shiiit and judge yourself if what you wrote made sense..............................


I shouldnt ask where a lady works then later feel sorry for my self for ending up with a prostitute/ex-prostitute, a jobless liability or some accomplice to a ritualist or.....................



Mtcheeeeeew!!

Pick up your damn phone, open your default browser, tap the search engine and when the buttons come up, type in bold Prints these words: "HOW TO DEFLOWER A VIRGIN"

or alternatively, pick up your damn phone still, go to your default browser, open it, tap the search engine, and when your keypad comes up, type in these word: XVIDEOS.COM or XNNX.COM or PORNHUB.COM or REDWAP.COM or VIRGINSEX.COM
send it and wait for it to load. When it loads, find the search bar/space in either of the sites, and type in the words: FVCKING A VIRGIN or VIRGIN PUSSY or............




































































































































































































































































































































































































































IDIOT!

Ceccylia:
Yeye dey smell

where?...................cos i no dey smell anything o

Yes, tell her everything


tell her how many times visited the toilet in a day, everything about where you work including private company matters...................tell her how your secretary kissed you


tell her everything!

MarijuanaLORD:
No be man u be?

yes..............so?

MarijuanaLORD:
He abi She

he.

Wetin happen?

selfwife:
perfumes

this one is addicted to body odour and/or natural scent or prolly has asthma
correct?

When he's staring at my ass or dick for too long

when he spends way too much on a simple date

Mizk:
Like super creepy.

Mizk:
More reason why i am being cagey.

wow...................i dont even know the initial reason(s) and you're already adding "more reason"


i know i'm being a little creepy, but c'mon naaaaaaa

Oga i no know why you wan touch her and why she no wan let you touch her but that other dude is hitting that shiit big time



meanwhile stop giving her money!!!!


Dont touch her............shes not your fuckiing wife!!!


A relationship is not a poverty alleviation scheme (for the ladies) or a sex contract (for the guys)


relationship is meant for those in courtship and prepared to get married not teens and shallow minded folks who aiint ready for marriage


examine your relationship, and if you discover the only or major thing exchanged is sex and/or money, what you have is not a relationship and should be ended


op, end that shiiit you call a relationship!!!

Mizk:
Both

i'd like for you to come to benin and since you cant come alone cos obviously you dont know me well, i dont mind you coming with your entourage (bro and friends)


and before then, you can get to "know me well"

Mizk:
Look at you, does this sound right to you?

it depends ........................c'mon lets go to whatsapp (the room)

Mizk:
Book a room for you and who?

me and you!!

I booked a room (whatsapp) but you dont wanna go in with me (your whatsapp number)

Mizk:
What exactly are you driving at? I don't just get you.

what part precisely?.............................me hosting you guys or you getting to know me?

fcisca:
You two get a room already! Hian!

sir/ma'am, i already booked a room o but the said lady, mizk, doesnt want to go in with me


what do i do?

Mizk:
I don't think its a good idea going to a place i have never been to, with someone i don't really know, and alone.

yea you right and i understand


but you could come with 3 friends.....................i think i'll be able to host 4 people max for a week


and it doesnt have to be like that @embolden

there's a whole lot of time to get to know me before agreeing to anything.....................plus i'm willing to wait

Mizk:
Yea i gave it a really hard thought and i have a lot of questions about it.

at your service pretty miss


shoot!



or you'd prefer you ask them on whatsapp?

Where is the exact location na?
Abi you want make we enter "warri delta state" begin dey find una

#stingy couple #beautiful couple #congrats

Page 7 and no one has used "christianity and it's view of homosexuality" as a yardstick yet




shocking!!!!

Mizk:
You're just full of stories jeez, you're the male slut, just own up so we can talk about something else,

My bro might bring his girlfriend along, and his friends too, so i can't tell for now.

ok......fine

i'm a male slut..................the good-fun-type though


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oh really?....................it's gonna be like some group camping then............cool!


How 'bout my "benin tour" offer.......................you thought about it?

Mizk:
I don't think i will give my number to a nairalander talk more of male slut

I didn't say its wrong i said i don't Like male sluts.

*thank God i wrote "male slut" and not "i am a male slut" cos now i can easily deny being a male slut*

babe, i swear i'm not a male slut.....................i dont even look like one





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how's the trip to enugu preparations holding up BTW?

Would you be the only girl amongst them?

Mizk:
Anyone who isn't a Muslim is an infidel, i think you know what it said.

for real?..............................


The day i get your whatsapp digits, we'll talk more on this whole islam ish. But for now, i'll just take it like you said it.


Yea i know what it says.................what i dont get is what makes it wrong and why you dont like it?

Mizk:
Lol you're not my neighbor, Islam said something entirely different and last last, i don't like your siggy.

what does islam say?


And what's wrong with my siggy?

Ilegendd you look so cute and hot

Frankicent:
you 23 and you got all this... How come?

when 3 or more young boys live in some flat, have a ride, own laptops and................



If you know you know

futuregovernor:
Who asked you about what you have...., u get all this and you come dey asked for opinion,when u were busy licking the pussyfoot you asked for opinions

mumu who ask you make you tell us how you dash olosho 8k and how one girl for nl collect 5k from your hand run


https://www.nairaland.com/4706372/first-time-stripers-clubfestac-town


https://www.nairaland.com/4710586/update-girl-met-stripers-club


https://www.nairaland.com/4717706/how-female-nairalander-scam-me




when you dey give them the money, you ask for opinions?


Hypocrite!!

paul1995:
Why una no get sense like this simple question una go reason am like typicak african man...�.. if you won lick your own call me then..

bros no mind that future.governor guy...................we know am for this forum

na mumu attention seeker e be


meanwhile answer those question wey gabinogem ask you (2nd comment after your own) plus this one:
* you go fit take am as wife or as just baby mama?




the answers to questions go help you decide


PS: you start your football career early sha o (just 23) and you be better striker....................

If you know you know

Dem never still ban this guy from this forum forever?

HBD!

Oluwasaeon:
Are you normal ?

yes.

Why?

Biglittlelois:
wetin be your own

missionay with her legs placed 120 degrees apart facing NE & NW................................left thumb massaging the clitoris with dick postioned 15 degree for deep thrusting taking the clitoris as N



wetin be your own?