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The Nigeria Police Force is disaster personified. Strangely, I have a couple of uncles as senior police officers and they unfortunately inherited the hatred I have for the rogues in black.

If you see a mannequin and immoral thoughts run through your mind, the solution isn't to put the mannequins away but to subject the individual to a mental evaluation.

Got a Redmi 9t through a different handle from Nurex today and it was delivered at the speed of light. I could have taken custody of the package shortly after making payment but had to tell him to hang on as the recipient wasn't available.

Thank you for the swift, smooth, headache-free transaction, Nurex01

NairalandProf:
The moment he stayed in UK and started ordering hits on Law enforcement I knew they would hand him over to Nigeria.

We're watching.

He was kidnapped. That's Umaru Dikko 2.0 and it is no surprising that Buhari was at the center of it all.

Dear Dominique, RoyalRoy; sincerely you need to ban the handle jimmyolasun and sicily4u. These two individuals add no value to this thread and rather than quietly observe, they go after people. If they aren't trolling sellers and others, they are ruining their chances of getting their posted items sold.

Just as we seek to protect buyers from scammers who disguise as sellers, we should also protect sellers from trolls and clowns who derive joy from giving them a hard time.

idrisaa951:
Lies, you said on anything. That's not true. Just tell us no matter what Buhari does, you won't appreciate him. No need lumping everyone to your takes.

Kills over 6000 in almost every corner of Nigeria and does giveaway in order to make people forget and you think such a vile person will be appreciated in any way?

Just ask him to pretend to be dead for a minute since you people are ignorant.

cassidy1996:
That small just threw her life away just like that

She threw her life away the moment she became a drugie and strumpeter. The rule for females who greatly expose themselves in that manner is to be killed or used by ritualists, according to the decaying lifestyle Nigeria now finds itself. She only had to flip the script and became the suspect instead of the victim.

In all of this, I feel for the woman the most. Getting to see her name and probably pictures on the news and almost on every online blogging platform in Nigeria just because you got married to a loose cannon who isn't only a chain smoker but also a dopehead.

Not trying to justify why he did what he did but I believe it wasn't because the wife was unavailable as suggested by someone above. He probably wanted someone "on his level" — someone who smokes and do drugs like he does. It is weird but I consider a 21-year old as still very young and having to die by the hands of one is just not a story the wife and his own family would want to replay a few months from now.

Dipo and I are not friends. As a matter of fact, I don't like him but the way he is roasting Adamu Garba is insane.

Evaristus is currently roasting Adamu. Mehn!

uptimumOne23:
Those who would celebrate are the 5%ters from dot republic,it's not a new thing.

Their mind has been enriched with bitterness and hate

Divide the South just to support Buhari and the APC. This is a guide from Tinubu's handbook.

uptimumOne23:
President Buhari with the good heart. No wonder why Nigerians love you.

Same thing he did for Biafran war veterans but the most annoying part is some hypocrites still don't appreciate him.

Sha be doing your own for God Baba Buhari

I understand you have to work for your minimum wage but even Buhari's very own people lay curses on him than anything, let alone any right thinking person from Southern Nigeria.

If you want to know Nigeria loves him, just ask him to pretend to be dead for a minute and I assure you that the jubilation from every part of the country will be 10x that of Abacha.

Giveaway has started.

If it is not TradeMoni, it is NISRAL; If it isn't that, it is one intervention/SME loan scheme.

These numerous giveaways won't hide the fact that a desperate, despotic, lazy man who contested four times to win an election after promising the world is nothing but the worst president Nigeria has ever had.

If he likes, he should donate his testicles to the museum in OAU, it won't hide the fact that Nigeria has never had it this bad in the history of this country and history will never be kind to this ethnic jingoist.

sweetshisha:
Perhaps if youth got serious enough like Babatunde Raji Fashola SAN , studied and work hard like him they can get to represent Nigeria at any level

It's about legal technicalities and not software programming, the Nigerian reps have excelled excellently well in their Law profession

The same Fashola that "found" a camera at the site of the Lekki Massacre?

SlayerForever:
Sanchez01, EdoDefence

So an idle person created a theoretical thread and you tag me to it because?

The obsession of IPOB with the South South is far more than their obsession with Biafra itself.

My God and King! How can someone be living like a mad man? How

Imagine this relic claiming VPN exposes your bank accounts. Choi!

nubiangod9:
what is AWS or Azure doing there? most fortune 500 companies don't even utilize physical servers! why are our people not thinking as fast as the world is thinking? if not for the corruption in high places where people only think about their pockets rather than the long and short term effect of certain key decisions. how much to store 1000 exabyte sef? and i do not think our National ID data will be as much as that.

Well, this is different. I understand the need to own our own data center owing to the issue being of national security but N1B could get the job done and even get some change from it. I would expect Pantami and his gang of extremists to study how Pentagon uses some of these cloud hosting providers, guarantees of data security and the likes but no, a country with zero maintenance culture, whose satellite has gone into extinction is pushing for over $60 million storage servers when only less than 15% of the country's citizen is above poverty level. Buhari's regime is about to pull the biggest heist in the history of the country.

The greater cowards in Nigeria are none other than the five Eastern governors and the Ohaneze and their repulsive kowtowing attitude, all in a bid to please Buhari and his Fulani ethnic group.

The South West, despite almost all of her governors belonging with the APC, all spoke in unison and ACTED but the South Eastern governors with just one APC member and one recently defected (2 out of 5) can't stamp their balls and protect the lives and properties of their own people. And then you will see their youths branding some other ethnic groups as cowards.

What a shame.

baysure9001:
GTS Clipper 6k
GoTV Decoder+Remote+Antenna( no cable) 4K
200Litre Drum : 9k
Rug 9k

Abule Egba/Ahmaddiya
07031112625

I replaced my clipper recently after the previous mistakenly fell into water in the bathroom and I clearly remember buying a brand new one with accessories intact for N6,500.

Ishilove:
They will also say the cats are the reason you have refused to leave bachelorhood

BKayy:
BTW
Mr OP, do you notice that Ijaw totally cut of Bini/Ẹdo/Urhobo/Isoko etc from the sea?
EdoDefence and AdakaBoro8 come and explain this.
So Ẹdo na the real landlocked people? Hahahahaha
No wonder they are claiming Lagos

Ijaws are similar to the Fulanis in a way. They love coastal areas, no doubt but most times, you are likely to see them migrate enmasse to an area that isn't theirs originally and then overwhelm the community town or village in an instant.

They are already on the riverline of Lagos, specifically from Mile 12 to Ikorodu. The last time the Federal government tried ejecting them as a result of heavy illegal oil bunkering activities in Lagos, they put up fierce resistance so much that they killed several soldiers and policemen.

I hope you are aware that Olajumoke Adeshokan (Arewasouthy) is an actress and this whole gist is nothing but one from an upcoming film?

Ishilove:
For real? You have cats?

Lol. Presently, no. There are too many "Africans" around me at the moment and they are all waiting for me to buy one before they activate their casting and binding super ability.

Oralissue:
Am new here i just registered today, hoping to get answers i having be living with pains in my mouth. for months now and it gets worse daily. i have meant with doctors did a swap test and found nothing in their test, i was asked to return 2weeks time, but my conditions is getting worse i feel feverish, weak and pains all over my body especially from my throat there are red linings at the back of my throat and white puses on the tonsils, please help out,
Any solution even if its local

How can i get this to front page

I have exams and its really disturbing

I have also taking several antibiotics nothing worked my oral swab showed no growth of any microrobes in my mouth


Please what could it be and what solution can help out

It is oral thrush; nothing serious: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/thrush-the-white-stuff-growing-in-your-mouth-and-how-to-get-rid-of-it/

Ishilove:
Don't you have that superstition as well?

LMAO!

I am a cat lover

Ishilove:
I don't have cats and I will never keep them as pets. I'm a dog lover, so I don't know the mannerisms of cats. It seems they make a warbling sound when they are agitated or alarmed. A British-South African named The Kiffness, creative and idle fella that he is, did a musical collaboration with...a frightened cat. The collaboration was a massive hit, garnering 1 million views in 24 hours.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG2JvYSqGR4

The song was so popular that it inspired symphonic contributions from various musicians from different parts of the world.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S61ENc51Z1Q

Now tell me if music doesn't bring the world together?

And the cat behind all these? He is probably somewhere licking his paws and minding his business.

Abi you are "fearing" that village people will "borrow" their body and visit abi?

FreedomWinsNow:
Cultists in Dubai are mostly Edo and Yoruba immigrants - fact.

But of course your hatred continues to get the better part of what is left of you.

My baby sister lives in Dubai. Now isn't the time to do this but according to her, the cultists are of a particular region.

There seems to be concentration of particular Nigerian ethnic groups in different countries. Edo folks are mostly found in Italy, either prostituting or cult clashing; Yoruba folks are mostly Ghana, and partly India. But you see India, UAE and South Africa? We all know who reigns in these countries save we want to pretend.

Well, this can't be said enough but a new account is not necessarily an indication that the person behind it is a fraud. There are social butterflies on here who can't bring themselves to sell their stuff with their main and would rather create an alt to do so. I say this because I bought a laptop from someone of that nature before.

As a matter of fact, a fellow who was a reputable exchange seller with an old account now has his name in the directory of scammers' list on Nairaland. I was almost scammed by him even after doing repeated business with him. It wasn't until he got wind that I wanted to involve the EFCC that he refunded. Today, he is a bonafide fraud, having scammed someone.

However, most scammers on here (to the best of knowledge and based on what I have noticed) scam people by claiming to be far away from the potential buyer's location. Hence, would request a pay before delivery option rather than the inspect and pay option. If the former is the case, ALWAYS;

1. Run a background check of the mobile number (use the Nairaland search feature or just paste and search on Google). Request a name, their account number and run them on True caller, Nairaland and Google. If it doesn't match, RUN.

2. Request an escrow. It high time this thread had its own escrow services. Based on trust and popularity, I SUGGEST ANYONE who intends to buy from a seller who isn't close by could contact WESE90. I have used him for my escrow services so many countless times and the peace of mind that come with how he handles the service is exceptional.

Here's how escrow can help:

A. The escrow creates a WhatsApp group; seller discloses the condition of the product; buyer understands, agree and proceed. If FULL DISCLOSURE isn't given and buyer finds out after taking custody that the item/product is not as described, he or she can return the item and pull out of the transaction, with Wese.90 or other trusted escrow provider as a witness.

B. In the event that the seller does not have any product and intends to scam unsuspecting buyers, they won't embrace the escrow option and would rather block you the moment you suggest it.

C. Escrow ends the day you take custody of the product/item. There's no window or grace period to test the item before releasing their payment.

3. If you do not intend to use the escrow service, never send money to a different account other than the seller's. Some of them are just downright demonic and wouldn't mind using their neighbours, friends, or loved ones as a shield. If they insist they want you to send to another account then it can only mean something.

4. Always watch out for sellers who claim the item to be sold is in two locations. If someone claims they are selling a TV and claims the location is Port Harcourt/Delta, then it is a obvious sign of fraud. Why they do this is largely because they do not intend to be available or close to you. Depending on where you tell them you are based, they will always choose the farther location just for you to send money first.

5. An old account does not necessarily imply trust. Scammers now register tons of usernames, leave them to age before dusting them for use. There is a notorious scammer in the webmaster section who does this. If it is old and activities on the account are low, then it is a fraud. If it is newly registered, it could be an old fraudster trying his luck again or some popular Nairalander who want to sell under anonymity.

6. Again, run account numbers, names and phone numbers through Nairaland and Google if the seller isn't popular on here.