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adetunjioludami:
I av dem as friends o...Dey r mostly ugly n very broke to afford make up kits.... Pls note I said "mostly "

Na original trash be this ooo..

So all the girls wearing make-up get money?? Besides, make-up kits come in different levels and costs.
Your friends that don't wear makeup might be poor, but there are poorer girls wearing make-up.
They do what they do because of their beliefs. Nothing to do with money.

At 25, she has dated all those popular guys and possibly several other unpopular guys...
she must definitely think her pvssy is a goldmine that can give her the best things of life.
1st class olosho

post=54282104:
And I guess stories like this makes you happy

How did my post suggest being happy or not about the news? I clearly pointed out the inconsistency of exchangers in reacting to changes in exchange rates and you are here insinuating something else.
Anyway, I won't expect that to go down well with you since you are an exchanger too.

I dont get it sef.. why do they usually cover the nipplesss and leave other parts of the boobsies?
if you wan show, show everything.. what is the essence of this nippple-covered boobss? ehn?

But English is hard o... Can't you all see the word "parody"? This is all a joke, nothing worth fighting about. He is not even a South African.
Oyinbo really hard for una o.

I know most exchangers won't see this: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/naira-falls-sells-n465-per-dollar/
But if the reverse was the case, it would instantly reflect on their rates..

#Just_saying

cherylstun:
Drop your email and I will send the walkthrough

please, i need help on opening paypal too. samsamsam499@gmail.com

Acidosis:
This is the greatest poo I've ever read this year.

Business is too broad a concept for anyone to make such ridiculous assertion. Do you know some businesses are exclusively for introverted persons?


What's your definition of BUSINESS? hawking garri and kwuli-kwuli in Ketu market?

Haaaa! This bro sef. Your last paragraph is funny, but true.
@Op.. you only made little sense in the aspect of marketing (physical), acting and politics (as practiced in Nigeria) as majority of introverts MAY not be able to cope well, but it is not even always true. You goofed in the other two.
People often erroneously take a shy person for an introvert and vice versa, and this will lead to many ridiculous assertion about introverts.
Being an introvert is a bit broad too, and there are always individual differences which often ensure some introverts can do what others can't.
Life of an introvert is not as definite as people often portray it to be. Nothing is cast in stone.

paulsir:
#516/$ exchangers do something.

Honestly, they need to review their rates.
The current rates, especially PayPal rates, are just too low. Abegii, we no dey pluck money on top tree; we dey stress body b4 getting paid.

I rarely do, but once I call you twice and there's no answer, I won't call again.
I hate people calling me endless times just to say useless things. A lady called me like 6 or 7 times last week just to ask why I've not come online (WhatsApp) all day. We ended up fighting because the reason & frequency of call were too nonsensical.

rattlesnake:
Hmmmm

Bro, Philips Moore is not the guy in the picture. I guess you were so concerned about throwing jabs at religion that you didn't realize that.
He was only trying to make fun of the situation by saying "those kids were misbehaving because Buhari is not around". So whatever he wrote about Jesus should not be big problem here.
Besides, going by his other posts, he sounds more like a funny guy who shouldn't be taken too serious.

Shameless people..
it shouldn't be surprising though as I'm dead sure they're mostly hungry politicians. No sane and employed Nigerian will leave his home to get involved in such frivolities.
shameless, hungry and brain-dead mofos.

Which one be baby shower again.. Se na all the oyinbo tinz we must copy copy ni.... Na wa oo

So grownups are sitting in front of their TV just to watch someone play with a lady's bo0bs..
BTW, dem dey show something as lewd as this, but it's wrong to write or say something familiar to "God" without being censored.
Where dem End time crew dey sef

Truly disturbing..
As in look at how fat, short and dummy-faced she is.

Honestly, I don't pity thieves. If you've ever been victimized by these chaps, you would know how wicked they usually are. It's only when they're caught that they become sober.
She should even be thankful she wasn't burnt alive.

Make I book space. Madam Bukky, we dey wait for you. #SME

autojosh:
6.Costa Rica
Well here you can drink and drive as long as your blood alcohol does not exceed the specified limit.

https://autojosh.com/10-weird-hilarious-traffic-laws-around-the-world/

^^^^ this law is not specific to Costa Rica, it's applicable in most developed countries with working system. In most states of the US, for example, the blood alcohol concentration (BAC) limit is 0.08. As long as you're 21 and above, and your BAC is not above that level, you're good to go
Nairaland frontpage and all these exaggerated and unverified facts and fallacies sef be like 5&6...

Mine is in this order:
1. Money
2. Money
3. Career
4. Money
5. Money
6. Sport (most especially football)
7. Women

This is for fake guys.. If you've 6 packs flaunt it, if not, be proud of who you're.

djlaqua91:
What a night! Newbies be inspired

Don't ask me how because even me no sabi how i take do am

Going to bed now and praying it's not a dream

Now, I'm impressed; not some moimoi screenshots of orders some eBook sellers were uploading here that were making them feel as if they had just signed a multimillion dollars contract with a Chinese football club.
More dollars to everyone's account.

Considering the fact that she looks like a man, it's okay for her to marry a woman.. As in, which man would like to marry a she-man like her.

Some people's lives are in danger, and all some of these kids on Nairaland can come up with are pathetic jokes about avengers, "I don't give a fvck" and whatnot. Lost souls!

Happy New Year, Fiverr Family. More orders for your gig, More dollars to your account.
And may the new year bring more smiles to our faces than ever before.

A really bad way to end the old year and start a new one.
She doesn't need anyone to tell her what to do; her next action is obvious.
BTW, I don't think a man who loves a woman can be repeatedly this cruel to her. People marry for so many reasons and their reactions in times of troubles sometimes reveal they married for the wrong reasons.

I remember when the DSS forced the bureau de exchange people to sell at a certain price few weeks ago, the zombies were hailing Bubu; little did they know the worst is coming soon.
Bubu has failed this nation massively and I doubt things will change for the next 2+ years.
Now some zombies are already changing their minds; only those that have sold their souls to the gworo-eating, lanky, no-certificate president still stay loyal. However, their days are also numbered.

ednut1:
the scheme is not sustainable, it is bound to crash, they wud shift the blame on media

Obviously, but the attention it's getting is becoming too much. Its death is taking a natural way already; they should just let it die totally with no noise.

ednut1:
lies, schools have finished exams and most are having xmas party this week. bloggers and seun don see food

Na today, bro.. U should know it's just a propaganda. Nairaland and other media houses are doing everything to run the scheme to the ground. Quite unnecessary.

..and how do you want us to believe this? No pictures? No exact address?
We've been seeing stories of this nature for a while but pictures are often attached.
Una sha wan run mmm down
Nairaland sef..na wa o

Adeyinka1758:
Contact fxtizzle.. He's the right man for you.

OK.. thanks, boss.

Anyone ready to buy Fiverr fund ($300+) here Quote me if interested. If you're not a trusted exchanger, we may av to use escrow.