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Watch how seun will avoid this thread like a policeman running away from bandits

But come to think of it, seun spends more time on twitter but he is still begging to be verified. Meanwhile one random shola guy already have a verified Twitter account

Oga come and face your investment. Nairaland is your investment. Leave twitter alone

We see how other social media platforms keeps making improvement and getting better with each passing day, but come to Nairaland, it's just the opposite- stationed like the Rock of Gibraltar, firmly opposed to change

WhisperedNoise:
By the grace of God, ASUU will call off strike soon. Oya goan dust off your books and read for your test and exams. Okay?

Now scuttle off.

Omorr see upper cut

Mehn this is damning.
Which state isn't left out in this mess

samsard:
Open an account with geegpay.africa and verify. Request for US bank details and you'd be able to withdraw if it's at least $30 and change at black market rate. I'd have recommended grey.co but they're currently down.

I've opened the geegpay virtual account already, and ice linked it to my payoneer. But I'm unable to withdraw. It keeps saying the money I have there is less than the minimum that's allowed for withdrawal. I have less than $200.

By the way, can I directly link the virtual account directly to my upwork?

TCrown15:
Do Kuda-Payoneer withdrawal still works,how many days do I have to wait for first time user.

I haven't done any withdrawal from payoneer to my kuda acct. If you want to use payoneer to withdraw to your kuda acct, make sure you have up to $100 or else you won't be able to withdraw your money.

As for the time, I heard you'll get your money in a very short time(few minutes to some hours) that's if you're using kuda to withdraw from your payoneer.

Johnnyboy6757:
that means ur indirectly protecting him and you don't want him exposed and apprehended

You dey mind the guy?

Tutsgalaxy dot net

tensazangetsu20:
I live with it. I have never liked children sef

Lol... Easier said than done
What do you now like?

tensazangetsu20:
I got a vasectomy to prevent mistakes. I will reverse it when I japa eventually but if I can't yeah that's my fail safe thorough failsafe.

What if the reversal becomes impossible chief

@op think in line with tensa advice.

Give law school a shot if you're sure of getting a first class in law school. It will make no sense if after you finish law school you now start building up your business from scratch, something you would have built if you weren't absent.

And by the way, strike out marriage from your mind
That would be a misplaced priority(for now)

Preciousgift120:
Use your voters card

Omorr I don't have voter's card oh

Why do you have people that are talkatives in your life like this

Can I apply for the job.

I'm very grounded in HTML5 , currently learning CSS3

I'm a fast learner, I can learn the other skill sets within a week, and will groom your students to be world-class programmers

But this aptech guys funny oh. Just ask any of their students how much they pay in a year, and you'll shout.

This is so on point

@pansohist your presence is needed here. Come and shed more light if wisdom on this topic.

Oga righteousness comment shows that it will definitely make front page

samsard:
Try contacting them either on the website or on Twitter.

I'll do that, thanks.

samsard:
Open an account with geegpay.africa and verify. Request for US bank details and you'd be able to withdraw if it's at least $30 and change at black market rate. I'd have recommended grey.co but they're currently down.

Thanks for this chief.

I've registered for geegpay. Tried opening a US virtual account. Took a selfie, and uploaded my NIN no, but continuing after that is a problem, it's not going.

Do you have any idea what could be wrong?

pansophist:
Well not married, but dating a feminist. They are the best kind of women to be with, that if she is truly a feminist. Not the hypocritical ones we all dislike. My ex, for example, does take me out and pay for herself, or for us sometimes. She recognized my struggle as a man and doesn't even believe in nonsense such as patriarchy, because she is aware of and acknowledges her female privilege.

We dated when I was in uni, and of course, broke like hell. She made my life far easier in school, as she will bring all kinds of food stuff from her mother and grandmother and land at my place. She is a good person, feminism or not. Also, many of these so-called feminists are just fronting, they usually melt when real men show up, especially when they won't tolerate that toxic feminism.

She does domestic stuff since it's one of the ways she can show that you love and cares for me. I will probably call her the type of feminist that was preached in the 90s, the older, matured, and humane version, not the idiots that populate feminism now. She even hates what feminist has become these days and will rather call herself an egaliterian. If you meet this kind of woman, then go ahead and marry her.

One question: was this your ex a Nigerian?

Nigerian feminists are bunch of wicked and hypocritical creatures with no sense of direction.

True feminism have been rubbished today. Fela's mum was a feminist, but her ideology of feminism was quite different from the nonsense we have today.

98% of Nigerian feminists are Wickedist.
No wonder their senior colleagues like Mercedes ekwu who saw the rubbish in their yeye ideology always rush to get married before it's too late.

If Nigerian girls can live up to the true meaning of feminism, I'm sure a lot of us will want to date feminists.

Ikechukwu183:
What's your secret?
I opened Upwork with a good profile, yet no client has accepted my proposals.
My areas are pdf editing, copywriting, proof reading.
Does racism affect job offers?

It isn't really easy starting off as a freelancer in content mills like upwork. The competition and race to the bottom is crazy, and it's even crazier for we blacks.

Regarding my success, there aren't really any secret. The way it worked out fine for me is something I can't really explain because it's actually beyond my power. I was just fortunate. Graceful luck also contributed big time.

I opened upwork account during the pandemic, left it like like that, didn't apply to any posted job. On the 1st of June, I decided to take it more seriously. Did some things on my profile, since I had already written a long form content on "lead generation," I used it as a portfolio sample. Sent some couple of pitches that day, got about 3 responses from clients.

One wanted a free work, I declined his offer. The other was calling a very low price, I declined it too. The third client said he loved my sample, and hired me on a long term writing contract for his blog. He's still training me, after which I'll join his team of writers.

So that's how it went. It was absolutely something beyond my control.
I plan to earn much more from upwork. Work on your profile(100% complete), create quality samples, and be swift when sending proposals. Apply to jobs with less than 10 submitted proposals.

Making it in content mills is very crazy. I pray you find your breakthrough soon.

Crimpsy:
take your time and read this thread,

U will get solution to your issue

https://www.nairaland.com/7146915/modified-how-withdrew-less-than#113202185

This is golden

Thank you very much bro

missimelda01:
Good morning everyone, just a reminder that I have an online store where

1. I sell optical frames
2. I sell blue light blocking glasses
3. I fix prescription lenses
4. I fix blue cut and photochromic lenses

Delivery is same day within lagos and 2-3 days outside lagos.

Contact details is in my signature

Did you study optometry in school?

Physics and chemistry

sharpwriter:
See fire... Lol... You be real mumu

Which position you dey for class dat time?

Lol

Peejay007:
or I can just buy the funds off you at a better rate, if that okay with you
pm me

Selling is not an issue, but I heard I need to have up to $2K for the first transfer. I don't have such in my payoneer

Spiff20:
Just use the direct bank transfer, I have payoneer but have not used it before. I use local bank transfer and get my money in less than 24 hours after requesting for payment. You might end up spending more with exchangers and still end up with the 395.

Thanks chief

Spiff20:
If you're doing local bank transfer, it's 395 which is a big loss. But it's very convenient and easier than the payoneer route. And with Payoneer, you must make up to $100 before you can withdraw any dime. And sometimes you have to pay exchangers.

I I just don't know how I didn't see this comment of yours chief.

You say the direct transfer to my bank is faster and the exchange rate is #395, what about payoneer exchange rate? Do you have any idea what the rate will be if I go through the payoneer route? Would it be less than or more than $395? If I opt out for the direct bank transfer, how long will it take to receive the credit alert? I'm using kuda bank, do you have any idea if kuda's exchange rate is same with other banks? Can I transfer just any amount from upwork(using the upwork direct bank transfer)?

I thought using payoneer made sense, thinking I could withdraw any amount easily. Didn't know I needed to have up to $100. So the little money I sent from upwork escrow is still there. The payoneer to payoneer transfer affords one the opportunity to get through the low exchange rate, but the problem is having $1K for the first transfer(which is sort of difficult for now)
If the exchange rate for direct transfer is around the same for payoneer transfer, I may have to opt out for upwork direct bank transfer.

Pls help me answer the bolded question

placeofallure:
I'll never ever forget. It was December 26, 1999

The fanti carnival was going on from street to street, there was a procession of happy people dancing and all.

A neighbour plugged water with this appliance, she wanted to make eba. There was power outage and on hearing the sounds of drumming outside, she left to go see the procession without unplugging the boiling ring. She even followed the procession.

Shortly after, power was restored. Nobody knew that the house was in flames until it was too late. The lady, a teenager at the time left her sleeping baby in the room. Somebody had to do a Jack Bauer stunt to go pull out the baby.

Our apartment was right next to where the fire started. I wasn't even home, just my kid brothers and sisters. Our parents have traveled to celebrate Christmas in our village. My big sis too wasn't home. That was how the entire building was razed, as in totally razed at Christmas.

The fire was fast. It had caught all the ceilings, so when people rushed in to pick things, the ceiling was dropping on them, they had to abort the mission. We didn't bring out a pin from the fire. We had just the clothes we were wearing, no pants nothing. I'm mostly pained about my pictures. All the childhood pictures, those memories gone.

People in the neighborhood started donating stuff ranging from clothes to food, to money. We became destitute. Our parents had to cut short their trip. We slept with friends, family etc for about 3 months before we got our groove back. I had to return to school a week or so after the fire incident. Before then, I moved in with my bf now hubby. My dad had to cough out money for new clothes apart from the normal semester expenses, my bf too. I came back after the semester to a new apartment.

Since then, you'd never see me use that thing, Never!

Mehn!!!

Ours would have been like that if not for the quick intervention of our next door neighbor.

I think I was barely five or so, my mum was using it to boil water. She then told me to off the socket when it starts boiling. Locking me and my younger bro from outside, she went to get something close by.

Mumu me, instead of switching off the socket when the water started to boil, I removed the boiling ring and placed it on the table while the socket was still on

Na so fire oh, it started getting serious, to the extent that the flame was almost touching our ceiling. I was just there looking, telling my younger brother "see fire," fortunately our neighbor started perceiving the smell of something burning,traced it to our room and that was how that impending disaster was averted oh.

After then, the use of boiling ring in the compound was banned by our landlord. The fear of boiling ring is still in me till tomorrow

sugarsoul:
Not sure, I think they exchange in line with what other banks give too. The last time I withdrew, it was between 380-385/$. The good thing about them is you don't need to have the minimum $50 required by payoneer before you can withdraw

But chief I tried withdrawing my funds from payoneer to kuda this afternoon, I was getting a message that I don't have up to the minimum amount required before it can be sent. I checked what the Minimum amount is in google, found out that it's $50 from payoneer to payoneer, and $100 from payoneer to bank.

I opened the kuda account yesterday, and I've been verified already(used NIN.) When I tried withdrawing from the kuda app by going to the "linked account" of the app, I was told that payoneer is currently unavailable.

I don't know if the minimum amount required for payoneer to bank transfer is now $100, how do I go navigatmiem this chief?
I would appreciate your response.

I see a girl I like, I walk up to her. Tell her straight that I need her number.

When she gives me, i call her that evening, and ask her where she sees herself in 10 years time.

Very simple.

Fun facts:

1. Do you know that pig is the cleanest animal?

2. Do you know that Nairaland has the highest number of dumb guys than any other forum that's existing under the sun?

YommyOG:
She has called me broke to my face a couple of times (I'm in some debt I'm trying to pay off and currently going through other quarter-life crises). We've been together well over two years and half and I love her a lot.

Any guy that's broke and is out there looking for one illusionary true love is suffering from misplaced priorities syndrome.

Regarding if you should move on, pls don't. Move on only when you've been served chilled breakfast with some dessert on top.

Stallionhorse:
omo!! You carry breast oo.. Are you single??

Breast or chest??