₦airaland Forum

Gossiphub:
Festus Keyamo's Constituency 😆😆

Festus Keyamo that is as lightweight as a feather in politics,despite being a minister.
I bet you if he contests as a councillor in his ward,he would be defeated.

babytoun:
Apc wan carry twiiter post to supreme court ..

Lp supporters dont mind the poster. Accredited voters was 75489.

I just needed to put this out before the news reach oshodi oke and owo mi da boyz start misbehavior.

I knew the op was making a f ool of himself.
No one should say he is being mischievous because that would make it look like the op has intact number six.
It's only someone without commonsense that would think anyone would present a result in this age where total vote cast is more than accredited voters.This is asides the fact that LP could not have been able to rig in Lagos because it can't bribe the INEC staff or computer guys sending the results to the irev,then the police to look the other way,the 3 sets of people you need to rig an election.
St upid op!

mickyus4uyahoo:
In Amuwo number of voters Is more than acredicted registered. Amuwo Odofin!!! Please, check the number of Accredited Voters (57, 530) and add Obi's 55, 547 with Tinubu's 13, 318! Don't even bother with the rest! We are beginning to see how Obi "won" Lagos.

I just read the heading,read the body of the post,saw that the thread it's now on page 2 and without bothering to read any other post decided to reply:I know you have made a f ool of yourself.
Let me now read other posts to confirm my assertion.

BeardedmeatR:
Chop knuckle my guy 👊👊
I see this coming.

Thank u

msbyao:
No basis oh! Their pathologist was present and they all accepted the result. They waited for 3 days and after burial, asking for the body to be exhumed. Terrible people.

At bolded.That makes their request,if true, because the lasg said it's not aware of such request,quite puzzling and annoying.
I honestly don't think the school is handling this matter right.This request of theirs,again if true,will even give them more negative publicity than even her actual death.
If indeed she died of electrocution,at least the school major issue will be not providing adequate medical staff on ground and maybe poor supervision,it can't be a charge of murder or even manslaughter.
What they should do is reach out to the parents.Initially the parents may rebuff them due to the way the school initially wanted to paint them as poor by claiming the girl had a prior medical issue.But if they persist and give the parents support after an official apology,an agreement can be reached by both sides because what would be at the back of even the parents mind is that their beloved daughter is gone and can't come back so they too have to move forward.
An apology,official delegation from the topmost management of the school to the parents,then a settlement because Doyin is definitely not a poor school and can bear some financial hit,then a yearly memorial with naming of one of the school hostels or blocks after the girl,would definitely placate a lot of people and show other parents the school is sorry and takes the wellbeing of all it's students serious.

djon78:
In addition soludo really bleeped up because he has never built anything only making mouth


He was in PDP and never won his governor election until he joined APGA

Peter Obi built APGA, but obiano and Victor Oye there chairman pushed Peter Obi out, he then joined PDP

APGA were winning elections because of the structure, template and performance Peter Obi left, PDP under the Uba brothers and ngige dealt with Anambra people


Peter Obi came with APGA and brought hope to our people

Now our people believe in LP because of Peter Obi.So soludo case is already sealed unless he is forgiven before next Anambra election in 3 years time

Indeed the party is Labour but Obi is the driver and conductor.

djon78:
Senate: LP 2 YPP 1

HOR LP 4 APGA 3(although I am not fully confirmed about others

That's why soludo has been begging Anambra people. Wetin Peter Obi do am? Instead of him to keep mouth shut, he was blasting a man wey no get time for am. Anambra people dey vex

Honestly Peter Obi is now the undisputed king of the East. No politician for East is his mate.
That's what we would have done to Rochas until he corrupted his ways

My brother the thing is baffling.
Obi didn't steal from the state,didn't oppose his ambition,has even largely kept out of the politics of the state and you just decide to be backbiting and insulting the man!

On what basis are they demanding another autopsy?
This is what LASG should first demand if indeed the school is requesting such?
We mustn't use government to Lord over individuals and organisations.
If an appointed pathologist from the school was present and accepted that the autopsy was properly conducted and signed,then their request is prosperous.
But if no pathologist from the school was present or he didn't sign or disputes the chief pathologist's report,then an issue arises that should be handled openly and fairly.
We are talking of the untimely,gruesome death of a young girl with a bright future.
Going forward,what lessons has the government learnt from this,to avoid repeat in future because closing of school is not always the answer.

djon78:
This morning on my WhatsApp group for Anambra, APGA people are beging, because guys dey vex they will vote labour up and down for State assembly election.

For a fact Soludo didn't do well at all.
He actually didn't believe obi with labour party will do so well so he was openly castigating and "badmounting" the man up and down.
Even after INEC declared APC the winner,he still came out taunting Obi.
If APGA is crucified, particularly in Anambra,they have Soludo to blame and he would be in serious trouble governing the state and during his reelection because even if he decides to seek favour from APC,if APC retains the presidency at the courts,no politically astute APC government or members will want to go against obi in Anambra State from thence onwards because they would all know he has a firm grip on the state and thus the FG will just allow the electorate to decide on the ballot and not attempt any arm twisting.
Soludo has not impressed at all as far as the politics of Anambra is concerned.
How far with the senate and HOR seats specifically in Anambra?

Truthfully labour did very well,people that had little got elected.
That is the essence and ideal of democracy.
I found it insulting and laughable at the same time when PDP said they would want to go into alliance with labour.
Another laughable speech was Atiku saying he would have made obi his VP candidate.
Concerning the comedy from Atiku,he still doesn't even understand.If obi had been his VP,the PDP won't have won those places obi won and would have been soundly defeated by Tinubu.Obi won so much for Labour party because he was the principal candidate and voters saw in him,a man who as the number 1 citizen,with executive powers,can effect a meaningful change in the Nigerian society,something everyone knows he can't as an elected VP.
Labour should in the same vain,not make the grave mistake of going into an alliance with the PDP.Nigerians have rejected the PDP and they tried same with the APC in this election.
The PDP is still seen as a dark side of our democratic entity.Labour should only entertain such talks if a new party emerges from a merger of like minded elements of labour and PDP,like happened with ACN,CPC and breakaway elements of the PDP to form APC.
The new merged party can be called for eg,Labour democratic party(LDP) or Labour People's party (LPP) and PDP dies in the process.

PrinceOfLagos:
Does this so called president-elect bath at all?

Why person go get plenty ill gotten money and still be looking this unkempt? And they call they dumb ass jagaban

Smh

wait till u reach his age and see if u would not be smelling like cowdung and even remember where your toothpaste is.

farous:
Please kindly advise for I have been trying to manage this challenge. Honestly I have fallen into the category of men that have a higher sex.ual feelings with women with very massive backside(yash) than the tiny or slim one and my partner did not fall into such category of my choice.This has made me no longer have sex.ual feelings for her anymore and I don't want her to know the reason behind this.

I quickly got aroused on sighting ladies whose backside is atleast times three to four of her own as I feeling like touching and bouncing on extra large size booty alone puts me in the mood. Infact nothing that my partner do again that put me in the mood and she is worried about my non sex.ual feelings from me to her anymore but I don't want to tell her the reason. Atimes I think whether I should jokingly tell her about booty enlargement but i prefer it natural than artificial

Even when moving together with her and I sight this group of women,I will almost lose control but will conceal it from her.

One may ask whether I never see her like that before going to her,please don't ask so for that's a long story,all I needed is advice/opinion to go about this challenge.

It's because you see her everyday and you both live together.
I bet you,let one of those big booty ladies come to live with you,you will also get tired after some time and want another type of big booty or even want to go back to having one with no big booty.
It's the nature of the human,what is with you everyday,you sometimes soon have contempt for and want to taste that outside but once you have also tasted enough of it,you want out again.
Grow up or try it and see if my theory is not correct.

Konskott:
In Nigeria, based on exchange rate of N800ito the dollar, it will be N200. But the cheapest at this time you can buy a good plate of rice in Nigeria is N500, not N200. So, if you bought yours at $25, I can say it was cheap. For you to buy a plate of buka rice or wheelbarrow rice and stew in Nigeria, you'll need at least N500 which translates to about $55 in Chigago. Bruz, the rice you bought in Chigago at $25 is pretty cheap. Nigerians pay more for a plate of the same rice.

You must have attended night school.
So ₦500 is equivalent to $55 and not $1 official rate or $0.7 with the more appropriate parallel market rate.
Also how can Nigerians pay more for a plate of rice $25=₦18,000.
So a plate of rice in Nigeria can cost ₦18,000 or you always leave class when arithmetic was being taught?

blackmantis:
If you know how many productive hours I've wasted trying to get the banks to refund my money. Customer care line you would hear you are the 47th customer your wait time is 27minutes......after waiting for 15mins the call cuts off then you start again. At the banking hall I was told to wait for 7working days. After which they kept saying they have escalated it and it would soon be resolved. I should check back in 3days etc. It's getting to 2 weeks now nothing.

O,Ok.
I initially thought you just left it at that.

Ijaya06:
There's a little sauce, but it's just curry. If I want beef, I'll pay about $50

$50 or $5?

blackmantis:
I have over 100k debit from 2 transactions that didn't go through. GTB and Uba. It's so frustrating,

Go cashless
Go cashless

Where is the network?
Putting the cart before the horse.

Why you sounding you just taking it as something normal.
100k of your own hard earned money and you are not sounding disturbed!
Maybe that's why there doesn't seem to be social media commotion about it,people seem to be taking it in their strides,like if it's resolved good,if not,money don go,na to hussle to replace am!!

THEMORALMEN:
This is were ussd code saves life.
If the network is not working properly ussd will never even flinch an inch to work.
But u see bank app.....hmm.
Dat one na automatic express, network good or e no good.
As far as the bank app open and u get data
Fiam.....it will right successful transaction while ur account will be debited before u say jack.
ur recipients won't be credited.

I still have my 80k hanging in the thin air.
While trying to transfer from my access to my opay for easy buying of groceries I needed at my house.

Omo na so money hang.
My opay wasn't credited but my access was debited.
After waiting like 30minute with nothing.
I have to used ussd 20k (4times) which only work when the network is very strong and reliable.

Bank app na express way to loose money sharp sharp

That ussd stuff can be somehow atimes,but at least your experience hasn't been that bad from your narration here.

Beremx:
I was being sarcastic with my post, but seriously I do get swift response to my complaints just that since this cash crunch started, it's been horrible. I am still hoping they will answer me.
It is well dear

O!Ok.

Beremx:
Money i transferred to someone via UBA in Owerri hasn't reached it's destination. I called UBA costumer care and I was told the money just passed Niger bridge at Onitsha heading towards Owerri. 🤣🤣🤣

Make I dey play 🏋️🏋️🏋️

You are even lucky you got through to them on phone.The customer care lines will just be playing music for you if you are lucky,but most times it's just doesn't connect.
How long ago has your issue been going?

Nightwolf1:
Since 2 days ago, someone transferred money into my account, right now the money is nowhere to be found. The transfer I did this morning hasn't gotten to its destination. UBA is becoming something else these days.

Any positive feedback from UBA?

Benard5050:
Same thing I'm going through right nw

Yours is going for how long now?

Slynation:
I just tire, they wouldn't even let me to go inside the bank, neither would they respond to there mails...

The physical appearance to the bank is a no go area.Your nearest branch maybe closed or you simply can't go into the ones that are open due to the deluge of people with complaints or want to do businesses in the bank but must be physically present to have their business sorted out.
It's a nightmarish period out there now.
The scary thing is that I have yet to read here of someone that had such failed transaction resolved!

Felabrity:
Pathetic
Too congested

Pathetic is an understatement. The right word is scary!

Slynation:
I was on several occasions debited twice/3 times for a transaction due to network failure and that's how the money goes like that

You mean you abandoned recovering your monies?!

DeLaRue:
I have a bank transfer from 10th February that has still not settled.

At times I wonder if the money disappeared because my bank simply has no answer for what has happened.

The banking system will take several weeks, or months if cash continues to be scarce, to get back to normal.

Wao!
So what steps have you taken about it or you just left the money to go like that!
What if the amount involved is huge and is for something like rent or to purchase goods for business and landlord has not seen alert and is threatening to evict you or your goods can't be supplied because alert has not been seen?

HRHQueenPhil:
So sorry. That's why it's through transfer or cash I carry out transactions
POS failed transactions is so complicated for the bank ..worse is for bank cards like nombia, opay, palmpay and Kuda. They have microfinance bank license hence they need other banks to help them making the process enter weeks instead of hours.

Also, 70 percent of failed transactions are actually successful but the POS person will later see the money and has no way of calling u back to give value. When the banks reach out to them, they'll say it was successful making u look stupid

Anyway I only bank were I have family member or best friend so they can give me update cos I don't have time to be going to bank to ask how far. 450k and I will use POS..never.. if u don't take tranfer ..forget it...cos u must bring better evidence from bank that the transaction failed and it will take forever

It's not just POS dear.
Online transactions are just hanging up and down.
I went to uba and first bank Twitter handles and saw the number of complaints.Many are unresolved going to weeks.
I thought there was a time CBN made it compulsory for such transactions to be reversed or resolved within 24 hours but it seems Emefiele was busy trying to run for political office,then this his failed naira swap policies to remember that the CBN has utterly failed in it's oversight functions to banks!

I did a transaction on a POS terminal.
The transaction was declined but I was debited.
That was last month.I was reassured by the POS agent that it would be reversed by the bank,so I just left it at that.
Some days after I transferred money with a different bank account to another bank.I was similarly debited,but the recipient didn't receive the money,which I am sure of because I also have free access to the person's account because she's a direct relation.
I was similarly expecting an automatic reversal because it happens like that atimes.But hours went by,24 hours,48hours!
That was when I knew this was no longer a joke and I started sweating,then I remembered I had forgotten that of the POS because it was a small amount.
I quickly called both banks customer care numbers,they were not connecting throughout the day.I started sending mails,then later at night I still tried because the CC lines were purported to be 24 hours.Still no show.
I didn't get any direct reply or calls after the mails except for the automatic response they send everyone.
POS was now going to 2 weeks,the online transaction 1 week.With no response in sight and my entire system suddenly looking like I was now having abdominal upset,aka,diarrheal of "hanging monies"origin,I ran to twitter to lay my complaint on the 2 banks Twitter handles,only to realise other people had similar issues.Some had even started official complaints for 3 weeks,2 weeks,others days with no reversal or crediting of the affected accounts.A user even posted of having transferred ₦850k to an account,wasn't received and wasn't reversed!!
Now I was in obvious panic,have lost appetite and getting extremely worried.
How many nairalanders have this experience and what do we do because these hanging monies are into several billions if totalled and the networks are not getting better.
These are monies meant for businesses,to feed,buy foodstuff or to family members in urgent need of taking care of health or other urgent needs.
You go to buy fuel,you are stranded because POS receipt says declined,so they refuse to sell to you,yet you don't see your money.
A guy even told a story of how he went to eat with friends,after eating they tried transferring,but no way,it became a big embarrassment!!!
Please nairalanders,narrrate your experience and the way forward.
I remain yours in sweaty,panicky mode.

Faber:
We are the ruling party before the end of the year. Save this somewhere. We have no time for your 2028 or 2066 elections, we won and must get our mandate back.

I thought I was responding to a reasonable human being,didn't know I responded to a deluded thing.

Faber:
Labour party cleared South East and South South seats no cap.

With just 7 seats?
The whole Labour party movement was based on Obi and not the party per se.
Imagine the SE where LP had a landslide in all 5 states,giving u 15 senate seats,yet I don't think they have won more than 5 seats from that zone,unless there are other results yet to be called.
Even at that APC winning 2 senate seats in Imo was a disaster for LP.
If LP sticks to it's ideology and obi continues making the party to have a vibrile political input and not go into hibernation or members defect,the LP with good and focussed party executives has the potential to spread it's tentacles wider because it now has a physical structure of some sorts to go with it's online army.
Don't forget LP did well in core northern states like Kaduna,Adamawa,asides from it's now formidable presence in Taraba,plateau and nassarawa.
Infact,if LP can have obi still driving it's machinery with an Obi like personality as National chairman,it can turn states like Taraba,Plateau,Nassarawa and even Kaduna and Benue to it's fortresses and make progress in others like Adamawa,Kano,Kebbi.
If Obi for example returns in 2027 with a stronger deputy in the like of a former governor or better still if Kwankwaso accepts to be his deputy in 2027,I bet you 2027 will be an herculean battle between APC and LP.

AsapTeddy:
Na only mumu go believe this super story.

Sometimes you just wonder if some people on nairaland have functioning brains at all.
Just imagine the number of people that believe this story.
The ones that doubt are not completely convinced it's false.Can you imagine how brains of such people work for a story that is so fake that even a well schooled 5 year old would laugh over!

justyhere:
I just discovered the shock of my life. My friend is about to get married in a month’s time to this wealthy fine man, she's a few weeks pregnant and looks pretty happy.

Last week, I was with her and her fiancee came around, it was all fun and we took several pictures and I needed to get them so the guy just handed me his phone to send the pictures to my phone.

They are a very clingy couple and they left to the bedroom to go do their thing, maybe to keep me company or maybe he forgot or for whatever reason, but he didn't get his phone. I was done with the transfer and was just going through his photos randomly, I saw a folder and there are pictures and videos of him doing sexual things with different female corpses. I was so terrified, I returned the phone to home Page, cleared the recently used apps and I left immediately, I have not been in contact with my friend for days now, she keeps calling, I can't bring myself to speak to her.

But I feel guilty and angry, angry that he would do such and even record them and keep them, guilty that I am letting my best friend into a trap of a marriage.

What do I do in this case? I'm so confused and worried.

You people with your childish lies and of course there will be one illiterate moderator to push such fairytale fabrication to the FP!

victooman:
yes bro you are right about this , please does this oedema have any relationship with kidney failure

If the person you quoted is correct in what he typed,commonsense (not using it in an insultive way) should make you ask yourself:how many Nigerians do exercise?Very little.
How many go to their offices or business centres and sit all day at their desks in banks,ministries,parastatals,agencies,government offices and even shops?Several million.
So how come all these people or very few of them have edema.
How come the many billionaires and rich people in Nigeria that sit in their cars while being driven day in day out,don't have edema.
Take your dad to the hospital for him to be checked by a doctor and don't swallow many of the nonsense stuff you read here because it can be something very serious.
Next thing the person you quoted or someone else would tell you is that they have one herbal concoction that will cure the swelling.