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"ajumobi ko kan tanu, eni to olorun ba ran si lo nseni lore"

Babybush:
Oga read the circular till the end

Bros, no be fight, Shebi I beg una before I start. I didn't understand the circular very well that what made me ask. Note I'm neither a human medic nor a pharmcist

Please I want to ask an innocent question for enlightenment. I want to understand the correlation between the circular above and the postgraduate consultancy program (West African Postgraduate College of Pharmacist). The circular above says you can only be a consultant after reaching level 17 while for postgraduate consultancy program even a fresh pharmacist can apply and become a consultant, my question now is, which consultant are we to acknowledge, is it the civil service level 17 consultant or the one from postgraduate consultancy program? Thank you as I anticipate your kind responses.

AdaIhiala:
It's only a few of them that are really facing their work. A huge percentage of them are sex maniacs. The worst are those old grandfathers that should be retired if not for falsification of age, with their gworo smelling mouth and utaba(snuff) filled nose. Tufia!!
For the students,
1 Stop flaunting yourselves,come to class on time and be seated before the lecturer comes,
2 Dress decently to school,
3 Desist from visiting the lecturer's office except when extremely necessary,
4 Never miss your CA ,except you can't help it, to avoid
you going to meet and beg the lecturer......
5 And then God protect you that no evil eye falls on you when you didn't ask for it.

permission to copy MA, I want to send it to my students whatzapp group.....!!!

Oziahete:
You don't go about telling girls you love them. They will quickly see through it that you are lying. Before you do that you have to be sure that you guys are on the same frequency. For me being a player and master of the art of deception that I am, I always make them ask for it.

Gbam!!!!! Although I take exception to some of the things you said but your main point is correct, for God's sake how will you barge into a girl that you barely talk to OR you are not on same frequency and tell her you love her. It's very obvious she will say No except maybe she is desperate. My approach is spend some time and induce her gradually. When I wanted to ask my wife out, After spending much time and proper induction I simply asked? What how you feel about me? and she said "There is no way two people would share so much as we have done and not develop feelings for each other ". My brother that was all, and the rest was history. So sir, I believe you are correct.

africanusvu:
Yes.they leave the country to UK and USA and ends up more as Cab drivers and chauffeur

lolzzzzzzzzzz, as if you will just travel out to, for example UK or US and just barge into any hospital and present your MD certificate and voila!!!!! you get employed and be earning 50,000 dollars per month. I know of a story of a surgeon in Nigeria who travelled to US, and is working as a taxi driver, but although I guess they are doing well and even a story of a doctor working as a chef in UK (I guess it was on NL). Even those who schooled over there are finding it difficult to get employment there except those born there or have citizenship. Rather than for these people to tell the younger ones the truth, they make them feel as if it is easy to just jet out and work abroad. No parastal in Nigeria is well paid from lecturers to even our security operatives (What do you expect a soldier who collects about 50k per month to go to Sambisa to fight BH to say) in fact compared to other professions in Nigeria, Dr's salary structure is better, right from NYSC (in Sokoto, Dr, Vets and Dentists earn 50k minus fed alawee while others like Botany, Education, Microbiology etc earn 5k) to civil service where a fresh graduate earns about 70-80k per month (placed at Level Eight) while a fresh Dr earns about 150k+ (placed at Level 12), almost X2. So to me it's a general problem in Nigeria and I believe Dr's are better off compared to other professions.

Afamed:
GEJ could only be seleable in SS and SE.

What of North Central remember these herdsmen killings and also put in consideration that if GEJ can field a powerful Northern candidate as VP example Kwankwaso

MrPolitics:
Sule Lamido on the other hand, is probably the most popular PDP candidate in the north.
He has a big northern following and could be able to divide the northern votes.
He's not as popular in the south, but the PDP is popular in the south and so that could help his chances there
I've found that a good number of northerners find his corruption trial to be witch hunt and could still be willing to vote for him.
The question though is if he can afford to raise the monies needed for the campaign

Sir, I was discussing with my wife yesterday and she said something I thought was funny, when I asked her who is Nigeria had the greatest chance to defeat PMB in the next election, and her response was GEJ!!!!. I initially dismissed it but her analysis was mind-boggling. 1) GEJ is the only candidate that can bring out the SS and SE enmasse to come out on that day to vote, No northern aspirant can do that. 2) With this herdsmen killings in NC, take note we have many Christians there, GEJ can also divide PMB's vote there. 3) In SW, although GEJ may not have much in roads especially with this PDP crises, despite that we still have many people in SW sympathetic to GEJ(financial influence too can make a change). 4) She finally added that to top it off, GEJ should field a very strong northern VP like for example Kwankwaso who may pull some votes in the north (NW and NE) with his kwankwasiya movement especially in Kano. Finally she was like anybody apart from GEJ who contests against PMB in this forth comming election is just a was of time. As a political analyist who valid is her submissions

rusher14:
Thanks man.

The one thing I've learnt about Nigeria is that the truth is often in the minority. Sort of makes you understand why we are where we are as a nation.

I've learnt to speak up about things that affect us regardless of whose ox is gored.

Nigeria would elect a leader soon. I'm praying people do not make the monumental error of electing those who kill, steal, lie, cheat and go to any lengths to cover their atrocities .

I know, a few would come with malicious stories without a shred of evidence to support their claims.

Whatever you do, do it with a conviction and best interest. Sit back and watch how things evolve.

"Whatever you do, do it with a conviction and best interest. Sit back and watch how things evolve" WORD !!!!!. At least Atiku has said all youths are hardworking while PMB said otherwise, luckily for us they are both contesting, hence those who are not happy with the statement PMB made should simply vote for the man who said they are hardworking and let them let us hear word.....!!!!

rusher14:
Even the ones that were never great in the first place.

Hey, really loved your article you posted yesterday on Youths and Laziness, it was a very wonderful article and I followed it all through. I would have commented on the article but I had fears of been called a BMC, you know Nairaland Nah. Keep it up sir

XVIER:
Olopa it's not food please stop misleading the younger generations about to get married cos you watch too much Nollywood village movies.

The 3 factors to a man's soul are:
1. Emotional attractions for each other

2. Independent Lady

3. You make his life better by being in it.

If it's food then I will employ my mother in my marriage cos it's her food I'm used to I hardly eat people's food. Though that's me anyway.

"YOU MAKING HIS LIFE BETTER BY BEING IN IT"- words on marble. Can you permit me to share with my students this morning?

zicoraads:
So what do you want really?

They should seize everyone's phone because he is inspecting the damage done? Sometimes, perception is key. The fact that they know he is on their trail is enough for one or two to panic and commit a blunder. They mostly do this without first saying they are doing this. So it's possible this is a tactic as well.

This team is extremely intelligent. There are several things that you may think is uncalled for, but may have a change of heart if you know the reasons for it.

PERCEPTION IS THE KEY !!!!!! Reminds me of the movie Hercules

PapaBrowne:
Orji Uzor Kalu using his voice to tell Buhari that his salary is due.

There is a reason I don’t buy newspapers anymore or watch Nigerian newspapers.

Sun Newspapers-Orji Uzor Kalu
The Nation Newspapers- Bola Tinubu
Punch Newspapers-Bola Tinubu
This day- Nduka Obiagbena

And the list goes on. They are all mouthpieces of politicians.

I watched Tunde Bakare’s video where this article was taken from and I can tell you categorically that it was a scathing criticism of the current government.

God bless you sir, you just took words of my mouth, you didn't add Daily independence - James Ibori. So what I do is this for every event l, I read one pro-government newspaper one anti-government newspaper and I balance it with a blog, to get a balanced view of any event......!!!

khalazi:
Woman wey Get Money pass you worse pass woman wey senior u. It is easier for a more financially bouyant woman to disrespect you than an older woman.
Na money be baba guy. 2-5 Years difference no bad. Just make sure you de ontop things. I don see one woman wey senior her husband with 5years but she de worship the man like king. While some wey senior their wives with 7years no de rest.
If you be Man, You be Man.

WORD!!!!!!!!

Now that you've all confirmed that King Center never gave him an award, the next question we should ask ourselves is: 1) Who was the woman that visited him? (was she really MLK's wife) 2) Who were the people we saw with her in the picture? (were they really MLK's relatives) and 3) finally what was the plaque we saw them give him in the picture for? These above are salient points we need to examine for us to get to the root of the matter.

Abdulhakeem78:
You resemble my friend at the university in everything.He is Seun Akanle,very mature a person.

Lolzzzzz

LibertyRep:
Government-owned secondary schools in Nigeria close schools by 1 pm or thereabout on Fridays to allow Muslims observe Jummat service. Same thing for offices and parastatals.

It shouldn't be too much for WAEC to just leave the hours of 1-3pm on Fridays for Muslims to observe Jummat.

In a sane society devoid of mutual suspicion, non-muslims should even be at the forefront of the agitation for the exclusion of examination during the Jummat period.

I'm with you 100% on this, normally with the amounts of quotes you are getting, if you are not strong, you would have started questioning whether you posted rubbish or not, but believe me you what you wrote up there is the truth. Bigotry has so blinded us so much that we lose our sense of justice. I school in the north, I mean CORE north and we dare not do anything on Sundays not even fix a 5 mins test no matter how important and I support. Look for there to be peace in our world between various religions Justice and Respect is paramount. Ask those attacking you that if WAEC decided to place any of their papers on Sunday 9-12, what would be their reaction? That is when we will hear "Buhari wants to Islamize Nigeria, CAN will start releasing statements etc". in conclusion let us learn to respect one another and do justice.

Nice one, right step in the right direction. Next step is job provision which I believe would come if quackery is combated, by the time all engineering firms (both big and small scale) are mandated to have qualified engineers not craft men etc, for them to be registered, God willing we would all see the massive demand and lucrativeness of this noble profession. One again, right step in the right direction.

Peterjosh:
So what should those in Pure Sciences say?? Those in the Social sciences, Arts, Administration, Agriculture, those who manage and design the environment and lots more.. Every discipline is as important to our health, to making advancements in Engineering and in all spheres of all life. In saner climes, you don't pride one over the other, you just give each one their dues..

I totally agree with you, infact I was still discussing this issue with my wife. In Nigeria, they make it look like a crime if you did not study a so called "professional course". From your family to school down to NYSC discrimination everywhere. Abroad people pride themselves studying botany, zoology etc, in fact you would even see a highschool student saying we wants to study biology in the university, but in Nigeria such courses are for those who wanted professional courses but couldn't get it, forgetting that all courses have their role to play in the society. I just did this topic to take out time to appreciate our engineers because the discrimination they face is too much. Let us look at it together, think about it, is it right for a Civil engineer to be teaching maths in a primary school or even a mechanical or chemical engineerhabaaaa. So that's it my friend, I totally agree that all courses are important for the development of our society.

thankyouJesus:
I've nothing to write but maybe the next person will do. It's actually rejoinder not rejoiner.

Thanks so much, I'll make the correction ASAP

sweetgala:
Engineering maths is not easy it was 5 questions a 3:30 hr exam; given a matrix questions could gulp 5 pages easy if you want to be neat and methodological.
Sincerely that particular exam I went all out to prove I could do it. I literarily sat down over 3 weeks and became an expert on maths I don't know how the lecturer didn't accuse me of cheating I blazed that exam

I even heard you guys are doing a course called " Abstract Algebra " and" Advanced partial fraction ". So the normal Mat 101 Partial fraction never finish I was also told that Integration and Differentiation that showed us pepper in Mat 102 is just one of the tools you would use to solve bigger equations.....!!!

sweetgala:
You have hit the nail on the head. I'm a mechanical engineer thou I was not trained in Nigeria the principles are same.

In engineering it's either you pass and do well in your exams or you fail. The answer is either correct or wrong if your follow the process.

I can remember my 3rd year maths which required a minimum B grade to progress to the next year irrespective of how well in my other subjects, I failed it (C grade) inemester exams and took a repeat august and got A the difference was I went over the course work and came to understand the principles in detail so I could apply it at will. We are talking over 20 answer pages I used in that exam and I got all questions correct.

Anyone who says engineering technicals are minor is foolish to say the least.

My final year thesis was on biomedical engineering I did a research on spinal deformity correction using pedicle screws. It was grueling and I had to read hundreds of medical journals and the project was supported by a respected surgeon a friend did a PhD in same field.

The engineering industry in Nigeria is not protected, Chinese and Indian firms even local companies are bringing foreign technicians with Diploma to manage BSc holders some of these technicians themselves have minimal experience, the government need to make it mandatory that all companies operating in Nigeria must invest in training of local engineers for project management positions.

20 PAGES ANSWER !!!!!! Waow. Respect to your profession

For a start, I'm a 500 level Veterinary Medical student and our allowances are also higher, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't give honor to whom honor is due. I personally have a deep and profound respect for Engineers, sincerely it is not easy. From experience so far, you can survive in medical school (I studied Human Anatomy in my first degree) if you have a photographic memory, maybe have some little glitches in surgery but I doubt if photographic memory can help you in engineering school. For example, I was speaking to an engineering student and he was giving me an instance of the nature of their questions. He said in some courses, they just give the questions, NO formula !!!. You would have to think of the appropriate formula to use, derive the formula yourself before finally applying it to solve the question. With due respect, a dullard cannot do the above rather it takes someone with a high IQ. That is why I will always duff my hat for a 1st class engineering student. Furthermore inasmuch as we need doctors we also need engineers even more (my opinon tho), How? The last time I went to the hospital for treatment without exaggeration was more than 5yrs ago, not that I didn't fall sick but most of us still have an idea of what to do if we fall sick it is only if serious we go to the hospital. But for engineering can you count the amount of times you've visited a mechanic, electrician or even a generator repairer just this year? I'm sure we know the answer. The OP has a lot of valid points in his topic "Injustice to Engineering Graduate, Corper". But the problem facing their profession is QUACKERY and INACTION from the part of their association. If laws can be put in place, for example: ensuring all mechanic workshops are duely registered and licensed and the requirement is at least one B Tech or B Engineering holder incharge of that place, imagine the demand we would have for engineers (especially now that cars are getting advanced by the day). Also for civil engineering, No Building or construction should be approved by the government without showing the list of those who would work on the site, which must include a licensed civil engineer (B Tech or B Engineering). And many more opportunities I believe engineers and engineering students can add. In conclusion if the above is done, the demand for engineers both Nysc and Post Nysc would increase and their dues would be duly paid. Thank you

Davidson134:
You guy should stop arguing like children. For the engineers your predecessors were the cause of your problems. They didn't fight for you people that's why its like this. The Nigerian society of engineers should have lobby the law makers to place pay package standard for engineers just the way it is in the medical and pharmaceutical profession.

Pharmacist council made sure that every pharmaceutical shop you open in this country has a pharmacists that must be paid 120k minimum and they have stuck to that till date. You can't own a pharmaceutical shop and not have a pharmacist on ground that registers the place even if he is to register and go yet he is paid handsomely by the owners.

A friend who is a pharmacist told me that the last year conference they had is even making the wh
whole thing tougher all in a bid to protect the prifession. Same applies to medical doctors, whose association has made it compulsory that you can't just employ a doctor and pay him peanut. Even if he works less than six hours a day.

But the engineering association is shithole no strict laws guiding its profession. All they know is collect levies and tax the graduates. No laws protecting the profession.

So the professions are reaping from what their predesessor had on ground to protect the profession.

Sir, you summarized all what I wanted to say, for a start I'm a 500 level vet medical student and our allowances are also higher, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't give honor to whom honor is due. Sir, I personally have a deep and profound respect for Engineers, sincerely it is not easy. From experience so far, you can survive in medical school (I studied Human Anatomy in my first degree) if you have a photographic memory, maybe have some little glitches in surgery but I doubt if photographic memory can help you in engineering. For example, I was speaking to an engineering student and he was giving me an instance of the nature of their questions. He said in some courses, they just give the questions, NO formula, you would have to think of the appropriate formula to use, derive the formula yourself before finally applying it to solve the question, Sir a dullard cannot do the above rather it takes someone with a high IQ. That is why I will always duff my hat for a 1st class engineering student. Furthermore inasmuch as we need doctors we also need engineers even more (my opinon tho), How? The last time I went to the hospital for treatment without exaggerating was more than 5yrs ago, not that I didn't fall sick but most of us still have an idea of what to do if we fall sick it is only if serious we go to the hospital. But for engineering can you count the amount of times you've visited a mechanic, electrician or even a generator repairer just this year? I'm sure we know the answer. The OP has a lot of valid points up there. But the problem facing their profession is quackery and laziness from the part of their association. If laws can be put in place, for example: ensuring all mechanic workshops are duely registered and licensed and the requirement is at least one B Tech or B Engineering holder incharge of that place, imagine the demand we would see for engineers (especially now that cars are getting advanced by the day). Also for civil engineering, No Building or construction should be approved by the government without showing the list of those who would work on the site, which must include a licensed civil engineer (B Tech or B Engineering). And many more opportunities I believe engineers and engineering students can add. In conclusion if the above is done, the demand for engineers both Nysc and Post Nysc would increase and their dues would be duly paid. Thank you

blessedvisky:
Bro, Pls which course did you study to qualify to be able to work in a forensic lab?

I studied Anatomy, although it was IT, I did it at Lagos State University Teaching Hospital Department of Forensic Pathology Ikeja. The place shares the same building with TOS Benson Funeral home. But if you really want to qualify to work there aside Anatomy, I presume MBBS with speciality in pathology or Medical Laboratory Science

Sincerely this is a very sticky situation that I don't even wish for my enemy, its even more complicated if you guys just had sex. From my experience in working in a forensic lab (autopsy). The possible senarios can happen. 1) If they find semen in her vagina, they would assume you raped her to death = (Death or Life imprisonment), if you are lucky at most they would assumed she died of sexual exhaustion or sex induced cardiac arrest= manslaughter (7-10 yrs). 2) If you guys didn't have sex, pray she didn't die of poisoning because they would assume you poisoned her and you will have nothing to prove yourself except the person who poisoned her confesses (you may have spent like 15yrs in prison). 3) If she dies of any other factor be it trauma, allergy, sickness or natural cause believe you me, you will be the primary suspect and the odds you would go scotfree is very slim. My advice: Prevention is better than cure, Never ever carry strange girls or guys. Shikena!!!!!. PS "don't even think of attempting to dispose of the body"

sekem:
Me too, make me dash you one and half like

lolzzzzzzzzz. very soon they will call us BMC......!!!

jnfoage:
That is what they do, insulting everyone with a contrary opinion. Let them continue, one thing I know is that, INEC will not count the number of insults, what will be counted is votes and I know where mine will be. Retired thieves are not in any way close to deciding how I should use my vote. If Buhari is unpopular, the ballot will say it.

Sir, I just told my wife now that you just summarize all I wanted to say in a even better form. Anywhere you see likes, just know I'm the one........ lolz

jnfoage:
So leadership is not about winning election? More like saying people cannot decide who to lead them. If Buhari is so unpopular as being peddled, is it not through the ballot boxes it should be decided? If he has failed, let the masses decide, not few thieves. Get your PVC and vote for choice candidate, as simple as that.

. God bless you. This is what I've been trying to point out. Rather I'm getting insults. In fact let me dash you one like.....

BeardedMeat:
Not now pls. Not even sure how to begin to enlighten a blind man.

"Not even sure how to begin to enlighten a BLINDMAN". From this I'm sure we are now able to begin to see the origins of problems we are facing in this country......!!!