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DDeliverer:
If seun contests for Mr Nairalander do you think he would win? Especially if the take home prize is 20million for instance...

I don't get sir

BeardedMeat:
keep maintaining your distance from political matters pls, this one is way beyond your understanding.

Please enlighten me so that I will be literate in politics like you. I'm always open to learning

GavelSlam:
Babangida is a PDP invalid cripple whose opinion does not matter.

I'm not really into commenting on politics but one thing bothers me sir and maybe you can help me clarify. They said Buhari is not performing, nepotic,etc. Good!!!!. Then why are they now telling him not to run, why not allow him run and allow the people decide on the ballot box if trully he is all what they claim he his. It's like you claim I'm the ugliest person on NL and yet when I want to participate in Mr NL, you are trying to pursuade not to contest why not allow me contest and allow NLers determine if I'm trully the ugliest.....!!!.

NPComplete:
Now this is how you know someone who thinks. You have asked the right sensible questions that anyone who uses their brain has been asking.

The stories in the bible are just myths and folktales that has been adopted as canon. Nothing more.

This is the same kind of question I ask about virginity. Some Christians believe that the hymen was created for a special spiritual purpose and even take it further by comparing the breaking of the hymen to some sort of ritual or covenant. Then I ask: why do animals have hymen too? What spiritual purpose does it serve in them?

The religious mind is just crazy.

Let me add to this, I remember in my 300 level, I had interest in palmistry(reading of the palm lines to determine the future). Can you guess when I dropped such interest?......when I discovered monkeys too have palm lines similar to humans. "I was like, monkeys too can get their future predicted too......lolz

spencekat:
One can do different CVs for each of them.

Trully its possible, but pray you are not caught, either via a former company you once submitted your CV or anywhere. If you get caught your employment would be terminated asap. It's like using different names to apply for different jobs.

It is very possible, especially in a state school. But the major challenge is how you will present it on your CV without it raising questions from prospective employers. For example Bsc Botany- 2010-2014, Bsc Chemistry- 2010-2014 in the same CV. Most would assume a fraud was invoved especially international companies.

gbosaa:
It is an achievement mister. That 18 year old should be celebrated. A motor bike enthusiast with a big space in his house can actually buy that craft and display it.

I like it. I only think the transporting and the straps might distort it. If he can create such wonderful piece of craft, I believe he has got the talent to create more.

In a better environment, he would make lots of money creating and selling his artistic works.

In addition sir, if you give this kind of gift to a legendary cyclist, He or She would really appreciate it.

Nice one bro, keep it coming!!!!

AlBaqir:
Kindly answer whenever you hear meeeh (goat).

salaam alaykum bro, in addition, I guess we are not supposed to wear Kembe,Abeti-aja,Dansiki since these forms of dressing are exclusively dresses of the kuffars (Yoruba traditionalist) whom were first known to wear this dress exclusively before many of us adopted it.... May Allah guide us and forgive us and bro Albaqir, please you are a well respected person on Nairaland no matter the provocation show that you senior them in non insultive response .....!!!!

Decryptor:
It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to unravel this case!

First of all, the husband of the deceased said that the person who should have been dead was Femi and not Lukmon

It goes a long way to explain this: What if there was a scenario where Promise's husband sent hired killers with the instruction to terminate Femi's life bothering on the fact that he (Femi) was sleeping with his wife...remember he had earlier warned Femi to steer clear off his wife.

So the scenario should be thus:

*Promise husband is jealous and hires some assassins to terminate Femi...

*The assassins probably trail her to the party and wait outside...

*The party is over and an "unsuspecting" Lukmon comes to take Promise home in his car...

*The assassins think that Lukmon is Femi...

*They trail the car and stop them midway...

*The contract is that they should terminate Femi neatly (No gunshot wounds, no external injury, no blood)...

*But on seeing that the driver of the car was not Femi, they decided to still embed their "signature" (some assassins do that)...

*Probably while exterminating Femi, Promise raises alarm so they decide to terminate her too as collateral damage...

*Then they strip Lukmon's trousers off him so it will look like both of them were making out...

Why did i arrive at the conclusion that death is probably out of strangulation?---take a look at the mouth of the deceased...his tongue was somewhat protruded out of his mouth midsection...that happens most of the time when someone is gasping for air during a "chokehold".

If they were making out, promise would have been kind of nude too but she was fully clothed...

As for the guy who said Carbon monoxide / Carbon dioxide (CO / CO2) Poisoning from the idling car...you are TOTALLY WRONG!
While idling a car, the carbon monoxide escapes from the exhaust which is "outside" the car. If your assertions were true, then it means that almost everyday, thousands of Lagosians (and other drivers and passengers all over the country and the world) living where there is the presence of heavy traffic gridlock would be dying everyday in their cars.

Suggestion: The husband of Promise should be arrested and tortured and the truth will certainly jump outta his mouth!

Gbam!!!!!! case closed

Georgeisco2007:
They were strangled. If it were to be carbon monoxide, they would have been foaming and their skin peeling already. There is more to the story. Someone might have done this and then naked them to cover up. Look @ the man, u will see that his mouth is open to show that he was strangled.

In addition they would have been choking and struggling and attempting to get out of the car. Except of course if they were sleeping which isn't the case.

davodyguy:
They were obviously killed. Strangled to death and then dumped in that vehicle, or they were suffocated. See the man's mouth as if his neck was tight locked. The positions they were shows that.
Their mouths are wide open, as if they were based out

Nigerians are funny people

It could even be that they were killed inside the vehicle!!!!!

I too was told, but I guess it's because of the stamp/seal on it, it's usually very difficult to capture it when photocopying if it is laminated because of the nylon. Hence the seal becomes faint and the certificate looks suspicious.

Originalsly:
Hmmm.... they should question the wife of the man..... and the husband/lover of the woman. Somebody caught them somewhere making out...killed them.....stripped them naked took them to that scene....they know people will jump to conclusion....leaving car engine running for ones to suspect carbon monoxide poisoning. But who goes completely unclad to have sex in a car?... on the street?...not even socks left on? When I ehmmm.... let me shut up.

Nice point sir, in addition I'm suspecting that one of their spouses hired assassins who hid in the car waiting for the spouses to come in, the assassin then proceeded to strangle them from behind, killed them and stripped them naked in order to disgrace them and remove suspicion. But all in all a simple autopsy would solve this riddle.

Papiikush:
Good for you bro.

I'll just have to give it to you straightforward.

YOU WERE JUST FORTUNATE.

Trust me...Do you know how many graduates we have out here seeking for just primary one class teacher?

1. You mentioned the private school as a standard one with huge pays and other SIDE ATTRACTIONS

2. You worked as a PA to the supervisor. Tell me dude, how many people had this opportunity (don't give me the bullshìt about you being the most brilliant amongst your colleagues, we know say na lie)

3. Due to the position (PA to a LCDA supervisor) that you were, you had the opportunity to create "connections" for yourself which also brought you to this stage.

Why don't you go to lower states like Ekiti state when you resigned? Your suffering go long pass John in the wilderness.

Guy no come dey Bobo us with all these bullshìt "I did this and that" we all know you were just fortunate to be in that position. There are people out here praying to get those kindda privileges.

Story with zero morals... Just another Nigga bragging.

#Drops pen.

Sincerely that's why I really got fed up attending all this motivational hogwash programs. They talk all day long about how they achieved this and that and how we can also be like them. But they always omitted one thing, which is OPPORTUNITY. My bro if you don't have opportunity you are wasting your time even if you like read or attend all motivation programs/lectures. Let me let out a Lil secret, I studied anatomy and have more than 25 scientific publication, reviews and even attended conferences and workshops. My CV is about 4 pages but I'm sad to tell you that it counted for nothing, till I considered changing my field. So bro I support you all the way, opportunity is key.

true2god:
As I said earlier, your suspicion is still speculative because there is no any name or religion on the bill board. Anybody can make assumptions which is not illegal. Besides, why are you offended and taking it personal? Are you so delicate that you can't handle a contrary and seldom offensive opinion?

Remember, I never attacked anyone personally on nairaland and religion is a believe system, an ideology, which is universally opened to scrutiny and criticism. Do you want to moderate my posts/opinions on the internet? What are you trying to do?

.....moderate your post? Why should I? The truth is that, based on our last discussion, I saw you as someone intelligent, respectful and reasonable unlike others that were chanting "paedophile" "bokoharam" "terrorist" etc ( i didnt even respond to them". Since it has been a while we discussed last, I decided to go to your wall to say hi and contribute one or two things to your threads. Only for me to see the above in which I felt disappointed (because that was not the kind of person I perceived you as) and then decided to call your attention. Sincerely I didnt mean any harm.....!!!!

true2god:
But the bill board did not contain anybody "s religion or name. Any conclusion on whom the person might be is still speculative unless you have a preconceived idea of what the message is all about.

Brother, we are both matured people and not fools, you and I both know deep down whom you intend to refer to and from the comments you already can see what the thread is turning into. What do you really intend to gain from such posts? is it to generate traffic or what? My brother, religion is a very sensitive issue and one has to thread carefully when handling it.

true2god:
At times we need to relax the mood in the house and apply a good sense of humour. That aside, does the bill board speaks of someone you are familiar with?

Habaaaa my bro, thats very offensive, responsible people may mistake you for a troll, and this may lead to a non benefitial, insult filled argument....!!!

@True2god: Longest time bro, but personally to me, with your level of knowledge, intelligence and exposure. I believe you are bigger than what you posted up there. ( Its just based the personal respect I have tho.....!!!)

weedtheweeds:
2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.

They know the truth, but they cannot put up with the truth. They will take down anyone who exposes them or their pastors because their own hands are not clean and they want to continue doing the evil with a view that someone who serves as an intercessor is also a part of the show.
They pastors have mastered the art of deceit and they have confused the minds of gullible ones with their showy display of devilish powers.
Instead of preaching the truth about God, they engage in magic displays and fake acts of kindness.

This is not for false Christians alone. Muslims as well do the same. They can hardly ask questions from their Imams or question their evil ways. Muslims are the worse because they will never tell a single soul. They will kill anyone who confesses the evil an Imam commits right away.

So sorry for disturbing you with this quote. But ill like correct you last paragraph. Muslim do ask questions very well infact special segments are dedicate to Q/A. Also saying Muslims cover up and even kill those who expose their scandals is my brothers and sisters is a complete falsehood. The truth is that, the reason why scandals in Islam don't take a popular dimension is simply because in Islam there is no religious hierarchy for we are all equal in front of God except the pious at heart (who can only be determined by God Himself). However, some may argue that don't Muslims also have titles like "Alfa", "Imam", "Amir", "Ustaz", "Mundiu", "Sheikh", "Shehu", "Alhaji", etc. Hence for the sake of knowledge and understanding I'll highlight the meanings of the above.
ALFA- An Alfa technically means a practicing muslim. Although many feel its a special religious ranking of Muslims which enable them be the one to slaughter ram on salah, officiate occasions e.g burial, provide spiritual help etc. But its actually false, it is not a religious ranking and any practicing muslim can do the above.
USTAZ/MUNDIU- These are simply coordinators of Arabic schools (ile kewu/ Madrassat). As the above it is not a religious ranking rather its just an academic ranking.
AMIR/IMAM- Linguistically means leader or someone in front. It is not a religious ranking rather imam denotes anybody (practicing muslim) that leads prayer although we also have ranks like chief imam, baba adeeni etc but they are simply mosque titles. Amir on the other hand means leader of any Islamic organization
Sheikh- Sheikh linguistically means an old man. It could also denote someone prominent. It is not a religious ranking and can be used by anybody especially in the Arab world where we hear of "oil sheikhs" etc or someone knowledgeable.
ALHAJI- This simply means someone who has just returned from hajj or has performed hajj, as above this also is not a religious ranking.
It should however be noted that some sects outside the mainstream Islam practice religious hierarchy where they have different levels and names for each level till you get to the highest level of spiritual enlightenment. Such organisation use the word "Shehu" etc and include the Tijaniyah sect also called tariqa etc.
In conclusion from the above we have been able to see that in Islam there is no religious hierarchy at all rather what we have as shown are series of nomenclatures and as a result Muslims see each other as human capable of falling into temptation irrespective of the nomenclature attached, hence do not feel the fanatical mandate to defend any of the above.
Nb. This reminds me of a story some years back of an Ustaz receiving MouthAction from his female student, the story made rounds online with pictures even attached yet no Muslim claimed it was photo shopped or felt obliged to defend the act not even Supreme Islamic Council same goes for the Alfas caught with human body parts recently !!!

This piece was done in view of the current religious scandals involving prominent religious figures. Although it is not in our purview to judge who is guilty or innocent, however it was deemed imperative to write a response to those who claim that the reason why scandals are not popular in Islam is because Muslims cover it up and even kill those who expose the secret. This my brothers and sisters is a complete falsehood. The truth is that, the reason why scandals in Islam don't take a popular dimension is simply because in Islam there is no religious hierarchy for we are all equal in front of God except the pious at heart (who can only be determined by God Himself). However, some may argue that don't Muslims also have titles like "Alfa", "Imam", "Amir", "Ustaz", "Mundiu", "Sheikh", "Shehu", "Alhaji", etc. Hence for the sake of knowledge and understanding I'll highlight the meanings of the above.
ALFA- An Alfa technically means a practicing muslim. Although many feel its a special religious ranking of Muslims which enable them be the one to slaughter ram on salah, officiate occasions e.g burial, provide spiritual help etc. But its actually false, it is not a religious ranking and any practicing muslim can do the above.
USTAZ/MUNDIU- These are simply coordinators of Arabic schools (ile kewu/ Madrassat). As the above it is not a religious ranking rather its just an academic ranking.
AMIR/IMAM- Linguistically means leader or someone in front. It is not a religious ranking rather imam denotes anybody (practicing muslim) that leads prayer although we also have ranks like chief imam, baba adeeni etc but they are simply mosque titles. Amir on the other hand means leader of any Islamic organization
SHEIKH- Sheikh linguistically means an old man. It could also denote someone prominent. It is not a religious ranking and can be used by anybody especially in the Arab world where we hear of "oil sheikhs" etc or someone knowledgeable.
ALHAJI- This simply means someone who has just returned from hajj or has performed hajj, as above this also is not a religious ranking.
It should however be noted that some sects outside the mainstream Islam practice religious hierarchy where they have different levels and names for each level till you get to the highest level of spiritual enlightenment. Such organisation use the word "Shehu" etc and include the Tijaniyah sect also called tariqa etc.
In conclusion from the above we have been able to see that in Islam there is no religious hierarchy at all rather what we have as shown are series of nomenclatures and as a result Muslims see each other as human capable of falling into temptation irrespective of the nomenclature attached, hence do not feel the fanatical mandate to defend any of the above.

Nb. This reminds me of a story some years back of an Ustaz receiving MouthAction from his female student, the story made rounds online with pictures even attached yet no Muslim claimed it was photo shopped or felt obliged to defend the act not even Supreme Islamic Council same goes for the Alfas caught with human body parts recently !!!

ImadeUReadThis:
Nah now I know that police is very useless and that all these ritual killers have very powerful people backing them.

This same suspect admitted to abducting this girl and taking her to a juju man who gave him charms to perfect the abduction and who also paid the suspect 10k.

The suspect is a commercial driver who used a charm given to him by the juju man to hypnotise the deceased.

The suspect sold her phone for 20k (more than he got from selling her to the juju man).

It was through the deceased phone the suspect wa tracked and arrested.

All this I can remember from a thread I viewed here to which the suspect openly confessed.

Now less than a month, the suspect has changed his story and the juju man that wa originally arrested alongside him is no more part of the case.

God dey

baba nice one, i and my wife were still debating it

TapDance:
It's an 18+ show...She didn't violate any Guidelines...It wasn't good neither was it bad.

I rest my case

TapDance:
Nigerians are fvcking illiterate Hypocrites...You see Niggas blasting the show yet check the numbers they are the same set watching it while drinking their Gari...Cocoice You good girl, whatever ticks your Boat...Life would be boring if you acted like these hypocritical illiterates...I have never and will never Watch BB but I stumbled on the video on NL and I was like "Whatever, Anything that rocks you, You do you".



Vanquay!



Yet you will abandon your wife to go play with the amazing and Hardworking prostitute...Hypocrite.

GossipHeart Fvcking Hypocrite

so in short, what she did is good abi?

battleaxe:
Being a nun or priest is a calling. You also cannot force people to volunteer their time willingly.

In fact let's not go too far, would you volunteer your time free or charge or either just a stipend paid monthly for your services in a missionary school?

Of course I would, when I'm assured my reward in heaven. The truth of the matter is this. If these pastors focus more on the afterlife than this world in their preaching, we would have more people who are ready to volunteer.

battleaxe:
For the few missionary outfits I heard about, most were staffed purely by volunteers or nuns/priests who had teaching qualifications. Hence, that was their calling/posts. The catholic church does quite the investment in training of its own.

BEAUTIFUL !!! But the question still remains, why can't the above church do what you have just written.

general111:
my brother,this online heroes the tire me...even private secondary schools are quite expensive.you can't expect the church to spend so much to start a university,and abandoned it later due to inbality to fund it...if you ask me,the school fee is not expensive compared to other private universities.

How were catholics paying their doctors, teachers and nannies in their missionary hospitals, schools and orphanages respectively?

arabianights:
Nigerians are TRULLY intelligent. You ability to analyze is on point. However the devil has a history of drugs and drugs were discovered in his room so note that he is also not mentally stable.

ON POINT !!!

I'm very suspicious about this whole issue and I'm having a wild speculation about this issue ( I would love those in the know to enlighten me more).
My suspicion is as follows; I find it hard to believe a man demanding an 'Advance' and then stabbing his boss for not getting it, if we think about it critically it looks preposterous. If he really needed the money as suggested in the article, he would simply have stolen her atm, phone, gold, and other valuables (Giving his unrestricted access to the house). Not stabbing her.
Could it be rape Possibly. But why still stab her when he could have just bailed out of the house and travel back to Cameroon. My wild speculation is that, this may be a case of a jealous lover. Its only God that knows what transpired between them, but it could be the incoming wedding issue only God knows. But sincerely to me there is more to this story than what is been reported. I stand to be corrected and enlightened !!!

Sorry guys but let me quickly add; Fore skin was designed to protect the sensitive glans penis from dangerous chemicals and enzymes utero (In the womb). During neonatal life (After birth), this function is not really required anymore, moreover it (fore skin) will be a harbour ground for dirts, germs etc hence necessitates it removal after birth (even WHO recommends it). So if that is part of anybody's reason for being an atheist I suggest he/she looks for a better reason......!!!

plappville:
Hahahaa, you are so funny. Why not take Aisha for her word? She was 6 acording to her. Anyway, true2god has schooled you on this.
Seems you are a new convert to islam.

Sorry for the late response my sister, I exchanged my phone with my wife and I just got it back today. On the first point, to be truthful, I and true2god had a lengthy gainful discussion on this issue and we both benefited immensely from it, he saw the Islamic point of view and clarification on the issue and I saw his too (I respect him for that). On the second point, I'm sorry to disappoint you on this; I've been a muslim for more than 30yrs still counting. I give Islamic lectures and also secular lectures (I'm an Anatomy Lecturer). Thanks for your time.

true2god:
Thanks for learning new things about Islam and your noble prophet. I will respond to you tomorrow.

Danke, Tschuss.

You are always welcomed my big boss, Please always feel free to holla at me any time. Thanks so much once again for your time. It has been very nice meeting you.