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Chei!!! U don see the picture of the poster wey dey ask for virgin sacrifice? As I open the picture my lappie catch virus sharp sharp. Virgin guy my my , Do not let me say something uncomplimentary

The testicle must have tasted really sour for her to have spit it out.

bumpkin:
I highly recommend Kids In The Way, Decyfer Down, Fireflight, Disciple, Spoken, Blindside, & Dead Poetic (especially their New Medicines album)
Also check out Stavesacre, Staple, Falling Up, Day of Fire, & Seventh Day Slumber.
For heavier bands similar to Demon Hunter, check out Project 86, Underoath, Becoming The Archetype, Zao, War Of Ages, & Haste The Day

Thanks Bumpkin, I would definitely check these bands out. But I have never been a big fan of Project 86 sha. Too much unmelodic screaming

Wooden Pole Dancer

know his atm pin

Fulani herdsman. U don forget ur cows?

perfume

Why are you all on the pastor's case? Let the workman answer to his creator!! @Pastor, please do not have any romantic relationship with this girl as I believe from you description that she is not born again. Do stand by her as a friend and a spiritual confidant but not as a prospective catch. Yes Jesus died for all our sins but it also says that you should flee temptation and besides as a pastor it matters what people see you do and having a relationship with this girl would probably leave people with a negative perception of you.

Abeg return all the gifts, if possible return his sperm as well!!!

Tell her your mum doesnt like her. It worked for me.

slyfoxxjoe:
what peeps fail to understand is that there is a difference between being nice and being a dullard (ode) the characteristics u described in the post are not that of a nice guy but that of a dullard. there is nothing wrong with being nice to a lady ( i.e helping her in time of need, comforting her etc) but going around agreeing to EVERYTHING she says and requests for, even changing your personality to siut her makes u look week and easy. no woman (or nobody for that matter) likes things too easy. a guy who is to easy is bound to get the woman bored overtime and thats when she starts looking for challenges elsewhere. my advice is be firm when u guys have a fight and u know for a fact that she was wrong DO NOT appologize no matter how long the fight drags on for. make it clear to her that u love her but will not kiss her a.s.s for NOTHING. always point out that there are tonz of girls out there u can get involved with if she shakaras too much (this i true no matter how much of a run down guy u are ) a woman loves suspence and a little bit of uncertainty in a relationship. u dont have to be rude to do this as a woman wants a man who will take charge not one who she can roll over. the formular to keeping a woman is to be nice to her, show her u love her, but command your respect and authority at all costs. sorry to bore yall with this long message but its the gospel truth.

Best answer on this post. Yep it is true that chics DO NOT LIKE nice guys, regardless of what they say. It doesnt mean you have to become nasty but u gotta have that lil bit of playa in you. Sometimes disagree with her just for the heck of it and make sure she knows that you got options.

1.6 mill for a 2002 car? Bloody robbery!!

rokiatu:
having a big manliness is not all there is to life. hope u guys knows that ( sometimes big manliness can even be painful, every girl do not have a wide kitty.)
I bet those girls are used to it, and they are not even complaining.

Ah who said the girls aren't complaining? Why do you think it was an Indian that wrote the karma sutra? Obviously it was to compensate for their deficiency. Poor Indian girls!!!!!

Seun what the heck?? Since when did abortio.n become a word to be censored?This is crazy or is Nairaland now for under 18's? Please stop this childish censoring as majority of people on Nairaland are over 18. I am very disappointed with your censoring standards.

Can you tempt a monkey with bananas and he would not fail? Your friend just tempted the monkey with bananas. Well she ought to come clean with her guy and see how things play from there. Only good thing abt this is she now knows that Pat is not a true friend.

@ poster, Being 33 and single is not the end of the world. She should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE date a married man. If she does this, she would regret it for ever. Babes please leave other women's husbands and find ur own, abi single men don finish 4 market? There is one thing babes always fail to realize - A married man would spoil you rotten and shower love and gifts on you but 9 times out of 10 he would never leave his wife for you.

xlfemzy:
all lies why is it that IGBO gals jst full the contents? b4 all this chicks nd babes win any post,ment dey done do something with their manager.more over dis days dey pay 4 dis position or use what dey ve 2 get what dey want.

You have just succeeded in revealing the true size of your brain with this post. Wasn't MBGN open to all tribes? And if the organizers picked mostly Igbo girls cos obviously they were the most qualified is that a crime?
Thank godness Ben Bruce aint Igbo or people like you would have started saying that he chose his sisters. I daresay most of the finest chics in Nigeria tend to be Igbo so for all of you that are complaining please during the next competition try commot ehn?

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=174163

Kwara

As Kwarans await the emergence of the governorship candidate of the ruling Peoples Democractic Party (PDP) for the 2011 general elections, Islamic scholars in the state have called on stakeholders saddled with the task of picking the candidate to desist from presenting a woman governorship or deputy governorship candidate for the election.

The group, under the banner of Islamic Scholars of Ilorin, in a communiqué issued Monday and made available to newsmen, said any such move would be against the will of Allah. They said the Sharia position on female leadership is subsidiary and not to occupy the grand leadership of any society.

The communiqué read in part: “We as descendants and disciples of Sheikh Aalim, Sheikh Kamaldeen Al-Adabiyy, Sheikh Adam Al-llory and many other scholars, therefore see it as our collective obligation before our creator, then as a duty we owe those erudite scholars of our beloved town of Islamic principle to set the records straight on the position of Islam in such a case.

“This is being done without any motive to either support or work against the candidacy of any aspirant. “While it is unequivocally stated in Sharia literature that a woman can occupy, and indeed women have occupied, the position of subsidiary leadership, as ministers, commissioners etc, the grand leadership of a state or a nation is exclusively for men as the masculinity is usually stated conspicuously, as a prerequisite for the position of leadership of a state or a nation.

“Leadership in Islam is a responsibility and not a privilege; hence, restriction of grand leadership to males alone never suggests discrimination against women. The fact we had/have female leaders in very few muslims countries-compared to the overwhelming majority of them.”




These fanatical muslim scholars would not stop till Nigeria is under Sharia rule and Nigeria becomes another Afghanistan. Has anyone noticed that these fanatics have no respect whatsoever for our constitution and use the Quaran as their excuse from everything from paedophilia (Zamfara state ex governor) to Denial of fundamnetal Human rights? What would be the next thing? Maybe they would say Goodluck should resign as a Christian can not rule Nigeria and of course they would quote some sunnis form the Quaran to justify their views. This should not be viewed as the rantings of a few fanatics but as a collective assault to our rights and freedom.

shilling:
Demon Hunter and Red are super awesome. Don't know if you know Skillet, but they're also really good. I saw Skillet and Red perform about 2 weeks ago, omg - I lost my voice. We got to talk to them at the meet-and-greet, very cool guys. Red's front man is really tiny 
Owl City (Adam Young)  is my new mini-obsession. It's pretty much a one-man band, Matt Thiessen (Relient K) and Breanne Duren (chic with the nice but weird voice) do bgv's for him. There are about 5 other people that perform with him live. He performs like he's drunk or high, but apparently, he's just having a good time - don't know  .

Shilling you are a babe after my heart!!! A concert by Red and Skillet? That must have been off da hook!! Please tell me how that went. They are my fav xtian bands. And lately I have been listening to DemonHunter and I have fallen in luv!!! Their ballads are absolutely incredible, try listening to these songs and dare to tell me that you were not touched.
DemonHunter - Nails - (This song almost makes me cry!!!)
DemonHunter - Collapsing
DemonHunter - Lead us home

I relly didnt like Skillet's last album - Awake. I felt they sold their essence in order to get accepted by the mainstream market. Collide remains their best album to date. The lyrics are simply wow!!!
Also for the love of life anyone reading this should PLEASE listen to Hello Hurricane by Switchfoot. I was never crazy about Switchfoot but when I heard Hello Hurricane the feelings I felt were simply indescribable. My fav on that album are:
Switchfoot - Free ( Beautiful does not even describe this song!!!)
Switchfoot - Mess of me
Switchfoot - The Sound (Love driving to this song)

Can anyone recommend bands that sound similar to the following artists?
Skillet
Demonhunter
Red
Thousand foot krutch
38th Parallel
Since October
Kutless
Pillar

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=447996.msg6078372#msg6078372 date=1274559177][color=deeppink]^^Should he even have a hair stylist?

His hair have a haircut like every other man out there and not carrying braids.[/color][/quote]See beef! You just jealous cos his dreads are natural and yours aint,

Dude aint even worth a post. Well after that is said he just wants to try out a black chic for a change not date one so beware.

Very dumb thread with no meaning!!!

Ol boy the thing hard no be small. But try going to NEPA close. It is beside Total filling station on Ahmadu Bello way, there are some cheap bukkas there.

90% of the chics that say they would never pay for a first date are Naija born, bred and buttered. 90% of chics that say they may pay for the first date are based in or have lived for some time outside Naija.

A nagging orobo! But if na nagging lepa wey fine like Halle Berry then I fit manage am sha.

11 Rules continued,

Rule 12. If you spend too much money on her, you are a mugu and if you spend too little you have araldite hands. Learn the fine line.
Rule 13. Better start loving home videos even if you hate them cos that is what she watches 80% of the time
Rule 14. Put a lock on your phone messages cos believe you me she would read your messages.
Rule 15. Forget roses, poems and all that s***. If you think it is the thought that counts then you are so wrong as Naija babes have no idea what romance is. You can not go wrong with Recharge cards,jewelry,perfumes etc
Rule 16. Hint at the fact that there are other chics waiting in the wings(even if there is nobody). That would keep her on her toes.
Rule 17. Avoid students at all costs!! They expect that you would make their father jobless and provide all their needs. And you can never know which "small boy" is servicing them. This rule only applies if you are not a fellow broke ass student as well.
Rule 18. Naija babes dey form DIE!!! So be ready for a lot of rejections but be very persistent.

Got to run off to work before my boss gives me query ohhh!!!!

See all these babes ohhh! Bros don take style tell truth now all of una wan join hand kill am. Abeg u wan make the bros lie say she resemble sweet sixteen? This is why guys lie because ladies can not handle the truth and since we know that you ladies can not handle the truth, we tell you want you want to hear - LIES!!!!!!

Nwoke m abeg take to your heels, in fact leave your heels and take off!!!! Mark my words this woman can only bring you misery so please BREAK IT OFF!!!!!! What arrant rubbish! Any woman that truly loves you would support you and not say such rubbish like 1.5m is a disgraceful amount for a wedding. So if you lose your job and can not afford some of the good things of life that you can afford now what happens?This woman is NOT WIFE MATERIAL!Do you realise that she is telling you to live above your means?? Such a woman would encourage you to steal all in a bid to keep up with the jonses. My guy a word is enough for the wise. Break off the relationship today, in fact call her and break it off this minute.