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Seun do you want to take Nairalist offline? I truly believe that would be a very big mistake. You do realise that Rome was not built in one day. I think you should exercise some patience and eventually Nairalist would become profitable

[quote author=££VICTOR££ link=topic=776979.msg9303269#msg9303269 date=1318144908]@Op i will recommend LV Umbrella

See the pic attached below

Cost $68 each – That will be about N10,500 in Naira[/quote]Louis Vuitton produces condoms Ol boy wetin man no go hear, designer condoms. For $68 that condom had better turn me into a stallion.
N10,500 Louis Vuitton condom
N50 Gold Circle condom
It is hardly a contest

kool J:
are yu really dat undiscernin? A hymen is PHYSICAL proof of a gurl's virginity<except in cases wer its absent frm birth>.its equivalent shld be somthing equally physical in d males-evidence of virginity. U noe,d ideal thing is read>>mull over>>wen understandin dawns,u reply.

@KoolJ Please take it easy on solbil. As you are well aware membership of Nairaland is open to both the educated and uneducated alike

codesport:
I NEED A ROOM/SELF CONTAIN APARTMENT IN EFFURRUN, WARRI. ANYONE WIT INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT M TRU makebiggestmoney@yahoo.com

And pray tell how does this post relate to the thread
There should be some form of rules against irrelevant posts such as these

@italkalot:  first things first welcome to Naija!!! That said the 3 points outlined by your friends are all true.

-You have to spend money on a girl when you take her out, never happens she spends her own money.
-You have to give her money for transport back home.
-To get her to be your gf, blackberries, Brazilian hair are essentials etc. The list is endless.

1. A Nigerian babe spend her own money on a date If she dares tell her friends, they would laugh her to scorn. The only time a Naija babe would probably spend money on a dtae is when you guys are officialy an item so get your atm card ready cos u are going to be using it a whole lot more
2. If you make the mistake of not giving ur date cab fare home dont be surprised if she stops receiving your calls. In her mind you must be a very stingy b.astard.
3. Well you dont have to buy her a bb/brazilian hair for her to be your girlfriend but believe you me buying her those items would definitely improve your chances as you would be seen as a very caring(transalation: generous in matters of the pocket) guy.

Finally DEFINITELY NOT ALL Nigerian girls are money conscious but you would have to do some serious serious searching to find an independent chic who is with you cos she feels your game AND who would offer to pick up the tab every now and then. Happy Hunting dude!!!!

muzay:
i jst dnt knw y galz find it dfclt 2 xpres dere filinz 2 guyz evn in dz 21st cntury of ours,babe i'v got jst 1 advice 4 u dnt lose dz by nt tllin him hw u feel,u said d guy z a gud christian,u knw hw guyz lyk dt bhave na dey ar mstl shy of tllin a gal hw dey fil bcz he doesn't wnt 2 u start seein him d oda way rund.i jst dnt knw y galz find it dfclt 2 xpres dere filinz 2 guyz evn in dz 21st cntury of ours,babe i'v got jst 1 advice 4 u dnt lose dz by nt tllin him hw u feel,u said d guy z a gud christian,u knw hw guyz lyk dt bhave na dey ar mstl shy of tllin a gal hw dey fil bcz he doesn't wnt 2 u start seein him d oda way rund.

Ehm I guess the difficulty experienced by women in telling men how they feel would be the same as the level of difficulty in comprehending the morse code you wrote

Plenty of Super Glue

coogar:
never! how can they be gold-diggers? who wan suffer?

would i advise my female siblings to marry okada men? after all the money my parents squandered on their education? hell no!
people should marry from their class. if anyone decides to go lower, that's his/her own headache. if any girl decides to go higher than her class, kudos to her. as long as the man values her, who are we to complain?

@coogar marry from your class ?
Your comments throughout this thread are the rantings of a myopic bigot. So we should all marry based on class? Next thing you would be advocating is that we should marry from our villages. Dude try and travel out(even if na only Benin republic) and broaden your very limited mind. In case you didnt get the circular, marriage based on class is so stone ages

sleekch1c:
Well,I wnt let a man take me to some slummy diner on a first date.at least any place decent.
Once went out with this dude for the first time.since M̶̲̅γ̲̣̣̥ frnds always complained dat a̶̲̥̅♏ too picky with men,I decided to brace myself and go with the 'flow'.the results?he took me to a roadside bukka which reeked of fufu,ordered fufu for himself and asked me if I wanted any.I spent d whole hour fighting nausea, cldnt help it,the way he rolled d fufu,d way he talked with his mouth still containing d fufu,I had to leave d place and as expected,I puked M̶̲̅γ̲̣̣̥ guts out.
@op,†̥ε̲ƪƪ U̶̲̥̅̊ frnd to take her to a decent place or STFU.

@sleekch1c Had a laugh while reading about your experience. Truely that was a lose lose situation.
1. Tell the dude that u hate the place and you come out looking like you are high msintenance and a snob or
2. Endure the fragrant odour of fufu and the roadside gutter then puke yur guts out after "dinner"

Me thinks a first date should be low key but nice like a movie. But any chic advocating for dinner at Oceanview
would have her behind kicked to the curb by yours truly

Question. If our legislators are going on a PAID six week recess because of Ramadan, souldn't civil servants, bankers,doctors,drivers,mechanics and anybody that renders paid service of some sort go for a six week recess to observe Ramadan? Or are all the moslems in Nigeria legislators? This just goes to show that it is business as usual and if Nigerians want a change then a revolution is a MUST!!!!

claremont:
Yet another crazed rant probably from a Mental health institution escapee! On what basis do you make a callous assertion like the above highlighted? Is it on the basis of an isolated incident you had with "a pregnant with a couple of kids in a bus"?! How the hell does a pregnant woman with a couple of kids in a bus correlate with "poor Nigerians give birth to a lot of children"?! How did you make a conclusion that the said pregnant woman is poor?! What statistical survey did you do to come to the myopic conclusion that poor Nigerians give birth to a lot of children?!

Abeg go siddon jor!

Poster above is obviously living in denial or has never been to Nigeria. The truth is that most of the poor people that have like 4 children and more HAVE A LOW LEVEL OF EDUCATION. It is pretty difficult to see an educated man that knows better fathering children like rabbits. We need to take a leaf from China and campaign for responsible family planning. Better still distribute free condoms and contraceptives in rural areas and towns.

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=706682.msg8662388#msg8662388 date=1309958329]@ poster

i feel that she has lost faith in "marriage" with you

you deflowered her, but didn't marry her and it is now 2 years gone by

Ask her to marry you and see if her behavior changes to being loyal to you

"I read this here your post" some days ago and withheld my tongue so your words could marinate in me

it is my firm belief that she wanted you as husband

she is now seeing her vjj as non-virgin and seeing herself as non-wife material to other men because you had her virginity

the more time passes the more it is becoming transparent to her "in her mind" that she will have problems marrying because of the taught "virgin wife" syndrome around her

"call me crazy" - but it appears that it is dawning on her more and more that her vjj is cash register opportunity - since husband in her young mind is "out of the question" because the deflowering didn't lead down the path that most girls are led to believe that it will lead to, which is the bridal alter

i believe that your answer lies in asking her to be your wife and being serious about it

that's my 2 cents - i could be wrong - but what harm is there in your taking that route?

you sound very angry and upset - which tells me that you love this girl - what do you have to lose by asking for her hand in marriage to her family and to her?[/quote]Ehmmm sorry to say this but this piece of advice is completely DUMB!!! Poster take this advice to your own detriment. Normally Shyone is on point but me thinks she was a wee bit intoxicated when she wrote this. @poster Forget the HOE you call a girlfriend and move on. She can wash all your family members' clothes but stand firm on this. You never make a hoe a housewife cos she would still remain a hoe. Yes I know it is painful but cut off ALL contact with her and move on. And please do not entertain thoughts of revenge. Let your babe's aristo's daughter be. She had no part to play in this and it would be sheer wickedness on your part to sleep with her to get back at her father

dipo believe me this cycle would never end. The more you have sex with her the more she would think that you still love her as most women do not differentiate sex from love. Here is what you should do. STOP ALL CONTACT WITH HER RIGHT AWAY!!!! Yep, no more Mr Nice Guy and Mr I Want To Eat My Cake And Have IT. She would cry and probably curse you to boot. But guess what? After enough water has passed under the bridge, you and her can still be friends. But for your sake and more importantly her sake CUT OFF ALL CONTACT WITH HER NOW!!! Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind

The poster above is a bloody fraud and ignoramus. Please John Holt is not recruiting take note.

Bros you don shack paraga abi u no get any work?

Dude she cheated on you and you are still concerned about hurting her feelings Tell her you know she has been cheating and kick her cheating backside to the curb. And PLEASE DON'T BE MOVED BY HER TEARS!!!!! Get on with your life and prayerfully you would find a woman that is worthy of a nice guy like you.

Definitely Fashola. The debate was no contest AT ALL!!!! The other contestants were simply clueless. Dosunmu is a disgrace just like his PDP ilk. No vision, plan or agenda.

@poster You want to use an intel graphics card for gaming? That is like saying you want to race in formula 1 with a corolla. Anyway your graphics card can not support better graphics for the game. SO iff you want better graphics you need to get a PC with a very good dedicated graphics card

Borderlands baby!!!! That game plain rocks!!! The humour is unparalleled. And the storyline? Originality at its best. I almost missed work on more than one occasion because I was so addicted to it.

Borderlands baby!!!! That game plain rocks

adagz 01:
Is ibori the most corrupt man in nigeria?
What about obj,atiku,tinubu and even ribadu.have you ever ask were ribadu got the money he is using for his presidential campaign?.
Suddenly all mick and mice dont want to hear or see ibori.
Y'all will be shocked to death if you see him in his oghara country home.

If you feel my statement hurt you go and hug a transformer.

With retarded buffoons like yourself whose mental capacities is slight higher than that of rabbits i am not surprised that you would write such rubbish. So because Ibori not the most "corrupt man in nigeria" we should forget his crimes against Nigeria? That is like saying that since the Police do not catch all thieves in Nigeria then they should forgive the ones they catch. UK has done us all a favour by jailing Ibori ( something that would not happen in Nigeria due to vested interests).While our government is bent on freeing him, instead of Nigerians to call the useless PDP government to order retards are crying fowl that Ibori was not the only corrupt official in government.

What type of e-reader and android are you referring to? The ipad usually goes for between 100 - 145k depending on specs

@poster

PLEASE I beg you to stay in this abusive relationship and enjoy the following benefits
1.) You said he broke your leg. You mean that he only broke one leg? Dont worry by the time you are married to the beast he would break the other leg.
2.) You had one miscarriage because of him right? Get ready for 3 more miscarriages
3.) He would buy you a dozen designer sunglasses to hide the bruises on your pretty face
4.) He left you for another woman while you are pregnant for him right? By the time time you are married he would be bringing the women he is sleeping with into your matrimonial bed because he can. Heck very soon you would be having threesomes with his mistresses.
5.) Your doctor would make so much money patching you up after all the beatings you would receive that he would be rich enough to run for president
6.)He almost ran you over with his car. Don't worry one day he WOULD run you over and this time he would hit you with his landcruiser jeep. I guess you would like being run over by his jeep since you are so in love with him.

You said that you are very beautiful,have your own money,flat,blah blah. Guess brains was not included in that package. Please invite us over when you do get married to your own personal Mike Tyson.

I love it when she screams my name when I am slapping her backside

@poster Had a similar problem, but even though I loved the babe with ALL my heart, I had to let her go. It had actually gotten to the stage we were talking about marriage when I found out I was AS. My brother it took years for me to leave a relationship I had invested my heart and soul in but I had to think with my head and not with my hjeart. Whatever you decide to do please note the following
1.) There is a 25% chance of having an
S child but this is a probability and yuo may have 4 children and all would be SS or none of them would be SS.
2.) There are tests you can do to discover the genotype of the unborn child but the tests are frigging expensive in Nigeria (about 700,000) and you have to do the tests at a certain time, so if you fail to discover that your wife is pregnant at the appropriate time, then the test may be worthless.
Personally I would advise you to take your babe to a reputable hospital and get the test done there to confirm if you are actually AS. If you are, then my brother I would advise you to start looking for another that would be your queen

Dude man up now. So she has a child and so Do not let other people make your decisions for you. If the child is not an issue then go ahead with the relationship, if it is then let her know and move on to other things!!!!!

Dude I have always said Nigerian girls are not romantic. Their idea of romance is Blackberry and recharge cards. SO try this trick, send her a lovely text and at the end of the text type a recharge pin(s) worth at least 4/5k. Response go change sharp sharp

Poster no mind all these slackers who would rather roast than go for what they want. U dont want to be forward but at the same time u have to lead the man on. U have got to upgrade the neighbour relationship by giving him the green light. Whenever you see him give him a 100 watt smile and ask about his son. Offer to help out his son in homework etc. Ask him how his day at the office was, offer to do little things for him,
Believe you me he would get the message and if he is interested he would then apply himself. But do not wait there expecting him to profess undying love.

rokiatu:
Young man, that is going too far. Just cus you are unhappily married does not mean that everyone is.

Being happily married is not a function of how attractive or sexy your wife is. I daresay though
my post may have been a lil bit exaggerated most of what I said rings true. Ask yourself (if you are
married) how many married Nigerian women exercise or even take the initiative in the bedroom. There
seems to be this belief among a lot of Nigerian women that once the man has been hooked into marriage
there is no further need to go the extra mile to look sexy for their man abi na lie i dey lie?