₦airaland Forum

wonder233:
On a serious note people should stop killing and eating snakes, lizards, monkeys and other wild animals. What is so difficult in sticking to traditional edible livestock?

Because the wild animal consumption is more traditional than the livestock

Nooil:
Happy birthday

Happy Birthday keh? Where you see that one?

gypsey:
A thousand dollars to start business? what kinda business with a meagre $1000? maybe i might invest.

Lol, na so I see am sir .... I will PM you; moreover, you na big man na

Freestainworld:
they will give the money to one trashy talking naked girl, even make her an ambassador.

Abi na ... once dey girl wey boobs dey like Dorathy own, dem brain don scatter be dat

PrincessB1:

Ki lo shey e?

Freestainworld:
Nigerians know how to encourage bad thing's, try the same go fundme account for a an innovative person and see how everyone will disappear.

Lol.. Like me now, I am looking for just a thousand dollars to start a business, I never see.... Life sabi play tricks on humans sha.

tunjilee003:
Last year we had a little argument, she slapped me in public and walked out on me. Later, see called to apologize and we had a great sex...

You are very cheap. It means your honor can be bought with sex. Just like Esau and the porridge!

Nooil:
Even if he is trolling, that story must have been lifted from somewhere. And people are still learning. It's the reason I even bothered cos I saw her comment first.

Yeah, true.

Missyford31:
True. My man n I don't last long not talking we miss each other too much. Isn't often we argue. We are good at being able to apologize n move on.

Very great, and good to hear. I wish you continual peace and healthy relationship.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Dear, he is trolling, because I know him personally. Dude does not even have a girlfriend let alone a wife. He just got off a heartbreak about five months ago.

I already told him to enjoy the cruise.

Lol.... Really? So one girl just break hin heart ba?

Doesn't even have a gf let alone a wife? Hahahahahh

Guy suppose chop cane den. How can he come here post fiction to disturb aged and matured men for comments as if dem no get time for other things...

SirMichael1 come and defend yourself here o

Missyford31:
Yeah even wen I'm giving it I don't like it let alone beiyon the receiving end haha

That's true..... It is an emotional weapon more skilfully wielded by men

But I believe whichever angle that offence comes from (man or woman), the accused in the relationship should be able to apologize to the complainant in order to foster a healthy and happy relationship.

SmileDance:
who were it up to o? It were up to who? It were not up to you to decide how your home is run? I were not understanding

Na Ibadan you dey abi?

UyaiIncomparabl:
If only people knew this boy is trolling.

Dear, he may not be trolling. In one church I attended while in Ibadan (a RCCG Church), it's the same pattern. In fact, I was initially tempted to ask him if he resides in Ibadan. It was the first of its kind I will see in RCCG.

Unless OP took up someone else's story to come troll for here.

Johnbestman:
some guys just wicked 4 dis nairaland. if only u knw how I feel now. I just wish it was a dream

Sharrap Mr. Man.... It's either you are a troll or your head just no fit correct. Abi no be you just fvck a single mother and you are whining and shouting how sweet she was and how you dey afraid of belle cos you no use condom? Eh?

You're the wicked one here, having careless and unprotected sex upandan and being a potential disseminator of deadly STDs.

If na true you talk, I pray both the single mother and this girl get belle for you and refuse to abort am. Mind you, if you run away, you will be haunted by your misdeeds in future.

Bearded man wey no get deep thinking! Mtcheeew!

Missyford31:
Lol silent treatment is the worst

Hmmmn... Really?

Eriokanmi:
Hope she pays back cos women are funny beings. They only remember what you did to them that moment. Ask my brother's friend from anambra whom he sponsored to America go study nursing. Na divorce letter he com get in return after embarrassing salary dey enter her bank account gbagaun. She was brainwashed and eventually filed for divorce, citing some flimsy excuses.

I have another colleague whose brother was a staff of Nigerian Security Printing and Minting Company in the 90s. His wife just graduated that time. There was an opening in Gulf Oil, now chevron. This man was qualified but told his uncle he would prefer his wife was considered instead. In short, shortly after she got the job, gulf oil changed to chevron and bastard money started entering her sccount. She first launched an attack on her husband for being rude and hampering her privacy. Her spoilt colleagues would invite her to clubs, occasions home and abroad. She was riding prado jeep and doing well. A few years later, her husband participated in a protest for a better working condition and welfare in his place of work. He was suspended alongside others and got sacked later. Some were called back while he wasnt so lucky. This woman suddenly came with a divorce letter.

I'm not saying men shouldn't help their wives. In as much as they're uniformly wired they should expect anything to happen in future. Only 1% of them wouldn't misbehave when the money comes. The woman got re-married to a.middle aged man who ended up divorcing her.

Na wa o bros.... These stories gives me the creeps; ojo ore pe, asiwere gbagbe.
#lifelessons

dingbang:
Sequel to my advise on the application of ten plagues incident to chase any girl out from your apartment, here are they.


1. Cut of water supply for two days. Let her not see water to bath!

2. Cut off electricity supply. Lie to her that your gen has packed up. No light for three days, heat will make her have a rethink.


3. Introduce cockroaches in the bathroom. Yeah you can use sniper to kill it afterwards. Don't bother yourself


4. Cut short food supply.


5. Apply the silent treatment.


She will pack her bags and leave your house

Lolz ... you people for this nairaland are very funny with weird thoughts. Thanks anyway.

dingbang:
Apply the ten plagues in Egypt incident



She will leave your house to her mum's who will na be taking care of her.

Lol ... please let us know how this plagues can be applied.

complexBoss12:
he arrested my bro, we reported to his oga and tabled the matter. he was called in for questioning, bfor he packed out.

the guy will not just pay anything levy, even NEPA bills. house rent was war

Lol.... as funny as it is, the guy is an animal; I don't know what is wrong with people. I believe it is because of our weak laws and discipline, if not, how will one want to neglect his house rents and levies just because he works as a Federal security agent. Because of little power, many go cast themselves. Thank God the oga still had brains.

complexBoss12:
oga dis one ur saying is in pocket oh... cos I kn so many DSS guys and they behave like our normal police men, even worse in some cases. one use to be my tenant sef... he left after serious fights, arrests and counter arrests.

You mean your DSS neighbor causes troubles for other tenants and you had to arrest him severally before he finally left?

Iliyasdass:
Nigeria case worse ooo...That's how one of my friend that went for police screening last year narrated a story to me.. They ask them to run 5Km race and he came first..The Oga said to him; " You are disqualified! you are not running like a police officer, you are running like a thief"..

Hahaha hahaha.... This one na lie oga, just talk say you wan contribute talk comedy for us here.

kellybently:
because the woman no get senses. How ll you pay such amount. Cant she invest in her self. Women have more opportunity in business like than men.

With 100k i guaranty you profit of 10k every day.

Examples of such business you have stated above.

Agadinaagwuofe:
So you self see that humongous shocking side slap...I swear e shock the guy.

armadeo:
Men that side slap to the belly was lit.

The guy shock lol

Agadinaagwuofe:
So you self see that humongous shocking side slap...I swear e shock the guy.

I don watch am up to three times dey laf scatter.... That guy wey dey slap belly wicked fa.... He slapped the belly twice

Zzor:
when will I find my own Ned

I'm here my love... Open thine eyes and thou shalt see me.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes o!

Nice one!

knowhowk:
Sleep Paralysis is Spiritual .No Controversies ,No twisting ,Not Ever Natural . If anyone tells you it's Natural citing some medical / Natural /Academical Reasons bla bla bla ,Shun it .Do not engage yourself in any form of Arguements with anyone that says otherwise ,it's of no use .....Clear your Home of Wall Geckos ,Cob webs and Spiders ,Do a General Cleaning of your home .Before you sleep at night look up your Ceilings and Corners if you find any of those Creepings reptiles ( Wall Geckos) Get it Killed Immediately. Pray Fervently as well before you Sleep .I repeat Sleep Paralysis is Never Natural .It's 1 Million % Spiritual .Do Argue with yourself ,Not on here for Unnecessary Arguements .

Lol... Why kill Wall geckos? What do they do to people? I'm interested in this cos some people attribute some things to it.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Akóbà ádaba, Olohun ma je ka ri o.

Iru akoba wo leleyi bayi?

Hey! So you speak my language

nerilove:
What for? Why doing that? There are lots of people in need of that money. This guy is simply satanic

Na so... Me only need a thousand of that dollar and I will be happy.... Mad people

jericco1:
$6k wey guys go pick flex you just carry am go do rubbish

Na life be dat.. Person wey get head no get cap and who get cap no get head.

I been dey look for around 1k dollars since to start a business I never see, person dey take 6k dollars to look like demon

akaza90:
you mean am

Yes na . .. the second didn't say yes to my proposal, but she could speak with me all night and give me 9 missed calls if I no quickly pick up.

val4sure:
Yes, I meet a girl on tinder, but it was a disaster.
On the first week that we meet, let's say we meet on Saturday, then the next week monday she don start dey bill me.

On monday she asked for 15k for her hair, I told her make she chill nah, we just started 2 days ago. Then 2 days Time she billed me again of 10k, that she need transport to work. I just weak.

I told her we never reach 1 week ooo, then the next day she requested for recharge card which I sacrificed and send to her. After sending the card in the morning, for night she billed me another 10k for feeding money.

I decide to ask her what happened to her former relationship, she said the guy she dated last broke up with her within 3 weeks of starting the relationship. That was when I noticed why the guy man run, I have to take to my heels.

Lol... Na proper Olosho be that, wey ready to skin barb the head of any fvcking mugu

Zzor:
why do you ask

Cos I wanna know dear.