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addictedwriter:
once had a girlfriend who slept at my house during uni days. She was always coming but on this day it was crazy. At night we were about making out kissing, smooching and all but all of a sudden bae just moving. I was shocked, I spanked, pinched, kicked, did all sorts to revive her...nothing and it was midnight. where do I go? how do I explain to my other. friends what happened. suddenly I burst into prayers and speaking in tongues while pinching her simultaneously, still nothing. I was about giving up when she jerked up and the next thing she said shock me... *Baby can we continue?* i just quietly lay low nd zoom to sleep...olohunmaje

She went to a quick /emergency meeting!

HMarshal:
I met a cute female friend Tru a female friend during my youth days,fresh & cute.we got talking & if found out she smokes(kush)

I was staying in a self-con in one estate in ibadan then,alone,.she was a student @UI & stayed in Queens hall.she hit me up to get some smoke that she was coming to kush @my place.

I did,& she came over,we sat in my compound & smoked in silence for about 1hour.
She was very high,I noticed,stood up,walked towards my room window facing where we were smoking & suddenly stoped.

Peering Tru my curtains & listening,then silently called me.i came over & she hushed me & listened again.them asked "who r those bathing & talking inside ur room",

I took it as higness side effect & was smiling @her,but she kept her cute face very serious & told me with tinted dimned eye "there r two men in ur room chanting incanations" I looked inside & saw nothing(you suld see a pretty gal high on smoke & in a trance like state it's fckn scary!)

We slept in the house that night Sha,after more smoking ,but the speed I used to pack out of the house ehn,

Even my neighbor (single mom with 2grown kids& cousins) confirmed some "irregularities" in the Ambience of the compound since she moved in.we moved out 1day after each other.

We then understood y many houses in that particular estate was mostly inhabitated.owners are mostly out of the country.thanks to her

Hmmmn..... I saw many funny experiences in this thread that I would have loved to quote and reply but I just let it go, but yours interests me.

Are you saying that the kush smoked heightened her sixth sense and she indeed saw beyond the ordinary? And are there really unusual experiences you had in the house prior and after the girl's visit?

I also won't mind to know the name of estate if it pleases you, cos my young bro is in search of house in Ibadan... I no wan make hin go rent jinxed house o.

#scaryshit

flyingdutchman:
I need to Bleep that niggar up! I will find him!

Mouth mouth By this time tomorrow, you would have forgotten

QueenMyles:
I poured the red close up tooth paste on a pad and wore it just to prove I was on my period. My cookie peppered me that day eh. Chai!

Lol

daddytime:
Yup

Wow... Good morning sir.

I'm interested in that book of yours, it has been on my mind but I do shift my attention to other priorities. By the way, how much is it, and how can I purchase it when I am ready?

daddytime:
It is a life I had lived, done my time, gotten to ground zero, and started all afresh. If in doubt, go through my signature or profile to read a bit about my story or better still maybe get my book to know more.

Before me, there had been examples to the same reality.

Today, I use myself and those I know as an example to preach to the youths to live and earn right.

Speculation?

People like you with zero first-hand experience about the subject matter could speculate.

For us the experienced, from the beginning we are able to tell the end thereof.

That my sister, is Prophesying.

Gaby?

Poorboy:
I had to take picture, the dog was sleeping in this position

Dat na relaxation and enjoyment mood na ..... our dogs here do the same thing. But this your own dey over enjoy as him turn neck like mba mba cash onye ego

Preshieben:
Yea

Better ..... I fear before

Preshieben:
Remembered the last time I visited hospital
Sometime last year
I had a virginal inflammation
A male doctor attended to me,when he asked me to pull down my panties for some checkups
I was like huh
Sha, after some minutes of interview and scoulding
I pulled it down and laid down,he spread my legs apart.
That guy had to insert his four fingers inside my vagina and asked if it hurts.
I groaned in pains and Immediately get up and wore my clothes,I left him there
I hated his guts
I still see him around Sha
And i the worst of it is that I feel ashamed whenever I see him

Hmmm... All these inserting of fingers sef, I hope he inserted with gloves on his hand?

Michelle55:
The earlier we learn to mind our business, the better it would be for us all..
Op, simply turn a blind eye like nothing happened, you don't have any right to snoop around her like that.. You are only her boss not her parents

I don't know why many of you are like this. So OP doesn't have the right to snoop around her, but she has right to use the company's phone to communicate to different lovers? Eh?

Abi OP doesn't have the right to know what is done on his own company's phone again even if it will lead to his ruin?

If she's bold enough to use the company's phone, a matured married man should be bold too to know what goes on in his domain.

OritaIbadan:
Alright just thinking as a father is it the best

Don't mind these hypocrites telling you mind ya business. Anybody could have snooped into messages on that phone.

In fact, many life's discoveries were accidental and many trial and errors. So, it may be God opening your eyes to her misdeeds to correct her.

And you said the phone was your phone? So she could use the company's phone and be careless to log out and not think anyone could find out her dark lifestyle?

Oga, it's your phone and if she's fearless enough to use it for such communication, you're free to see her messages through her carelessness.

Moreover, her deceitful life was exposed, and you self have learnt more lessons about life. A seemingly godly person may not be godly in real life.

It's not a time to judge her, it's a time to advise her and speak to her as a younger sister showing her the consequences of her bad ways. In that, guilt will be removed from your conscience if anything bad happens to her later.

skimena:
I went to the hospital when I was sick. after the medical checkup, I was told I will have to take some drugs through injection. and I'm d type that is very scared of injection. as d doctor bend his head to give me the injection in my buttocks, I just fart on his face mistakingly or out of fear. I was embarrassed. I felt so ashamed of myself.

Lol... He suppose spank that your buttocks real hard for that disgusting act.

Blackmoran:
I was 16 years then, still in secondary school, after having sex stated feeling itchy under my factory always scratching my balls..... I was ignorant and inexperience then, so I visited the school clinic. After expressing my predicament to her she stood up went beside me and close the door, right inside me I know something is wrong... She threaten me if I don't tell her who I smash she will report to the commandant, which is equivalent to a principal... I was scared so I confess, she lectured me on how am too young to be doing such las las she gave me drug.

Now, who did you smash?

SarkinYarki:
I have been using my brain and that's why I am a dollar millionaire and you are not ...do I look like someone who goes to Infowars ..I am led only by the Holy Spirit.... You want me to support ISIS funding Obama instead of the man that stopped ISIS ? You must be joking

Bless your boy @ the bolded

EgunMogaji2:
I returned after 33 years continuously in the USA and some characters attacked me for it.

I’m living my best life I Nigeria now, I have a better quality of life here in Ibadan than I did in the USA.

Those that don’t like my happiness should remember that Asejire Adam is never locked

Daddy, e pele sir.... E ku agba

johhnnie:
I almost cried reading this. I made a fatal mistake of giving my contacts out in the first two years.

Please believe this, after about 3 years, I had a cause to send my bank statement to my account officer and she said I could get my statement my the bank app on my phone. I never realized this was possible.

So, out of curiosity, I decided to download my statement for the three years prior. What I found out brought tears to my eyes. I was weak. In three years at that time I discovered I had transferred at 27m ( twenty seven millions) in naira to my account in Naija over that period. And at least 96% of that money given out to friends and families.

No new investment whatsoever.

I also remembered that during thesame period, at the earlier stage, I needed money. So, a cousin helped me to sell my uncompleted (80% completed) student mini- hostel on a 4 plots of land unluckily at that time when $ was 500. Only a fraction of that money got to me here. A lot of hands dipped into the money that he became useless by the time it for here.

I work alot here. Sometimes, 3 straight days observing just an hour long rest from driving ( by the highway or anywhere the need need Forrest met me on the road). There was a time I slept in the car for a month. Before then, I dish washed for two days, did security for another month; having to stand up for 8 hours straight on etc.

Sometimes, going on for days without eating or bathing. All I would do was to enter a McDonald etc early morning to use my inner shirt to wipe my body. Smelling like rat. So haggardly looking and insane. Brushing by the side of the road.

It was really bad. Phone calls from my Naija kept coming with all sorts of demands; friends, families both know and unknown. Worst part, nobody contributed a dime for my travel. I had to sell my plot of land behind my personal house in ibadan to add up money.

It became crazy when I see people I send money to celebrating birthdays online with friends and family. Some take to club floors for celebrations. I also discovered that people I was sending money to in support of their businesses were building their houses without my knowledge. Here I am living in one room apartment. Sharing toilet, bathroom and tiny kitchen compared to what I had in my private residence in Naija.

I didn't know that all those 5k 100k 3k, 200k etc and even airtime top-ups from my boss revolution to Naija phone numbers were grossly adding up.

It's a lesson I learnt the hard way. You would think that the request would soon stop. It never will. There would always be requests. Some genuine and some made-up.

Egbon e pele.... E ku agba

EgunMogaji2:
I was never owed salary even when I worked for Cooperative Bank in the early 80’s.

80's kwa?

Daddy you're really old o

Can your boy get some meat from you?

CsRockefeller:
You know they say talk is cheap and thoughts are free so everyone goes around talking as they like.

When it comes to walking the talk, that's when the boys would be separated from the men.

Give them a few years, very soon some people will realize that life is like a biscuit, you can't tell where is gonna crack.

You are right bro.

CsRockefeller:
Okay. Thanks for d correction.

You welcome meanwhile go to bed o ... wetin yu still dey do for here?

Las las, life is not black and white, decisions even change within an eye's twinkling; principles or no principles, life fit box some into a corner while they eat the words they typed here

CsRockefeller:
Come to Lagos where a room self contain is at a minimum of 300k and where flats go for at least 500k while earning average pay.

You think Archimedes was stupid when he said

"if I have seen farther than my peers, it's because I'm standing on the shoulders of giants'

Staying with his parents for now is a big head start, but many of you in this damn country are too myopic to see the big picture.

It eas Isaac Newton actually, not Archimedes

cococandy:
I’ve heard. But the sight of them together like that is ugh

My dear, just change your psychological perception of them and you'll be fine. Trust me ; simply see them as meat flying all over

cococandy:
Ugh. makes me want to puke

Puke? Actually those things are tastier than chicken or beef when nicely barbecued with salt and pepper.

Chai, yummyyyyy

Godwin616:
Where is your location.

Lol... I'm not the owner of those instagram handles... Segalink is a man (human right activist)

While opetodolapo (Dolapo Badmus) is a classy police woman.

Send message to them on instagram.... I think Segalink can also be contacted on Twitter.

You may get help from them, Segalink especially.

Feyang:
Hello house ,I need a human right lawyer to fight for my freind,his younger brother was going to work on the 15 th of March ,when some sars guy told him to enter the bus and took him to ikeja SARS office,and labelled him a cult guy,since then the dad and mum have been going there but they did not allow them access to see the boy,nobody no we're the boy is now or not Alive,I need some one to stand for my freind so that we can see is brother ,any help or any lawyer in the house please drop ur number

Contact @segalink on instagram

Also you can also add @opetodolapo

Opus85:
In the morning when i came out to take my bath (they had a make shift bathroom and toilet with palm leaves) they were already sitting outside. The man, wife and his daughter that left her husband to come live with them. Immediately they saw me, they looked shocked plus their body language. Like people pitying me.
This was in yr 2013. I am not saying they were diabolical, but might have knowledge of what i experienced. Because all these happened when those women came to stay with me. I don't pray before sleeping, don't even go to church and never experienced anything till those women came and were firing prayers.
The funny thing was that, the women had attacks in my room during their stay but i doubted it. I was telling them it was sleep paralysis because of too much long prayers. When they traveled back to awka, i had attack that night. Had to run away

Hmmmn... Na wa o... So much uncovered secrets in the world.

Opus85:
It is very scary to experience this kind of ghost or witch thing. Had an experience of it during NYSC in akwa ibom state.

Left my fellow corps members to go live far away alone. Lived opposite the former SSG to former akwa ibom state governor's house. That particular week, a friend (matured woman) from my school came for a project in that area and i allowed her and her friend to stay with me for two days. This woman prays a lot. That was how she fired prayers for those two days, the attacks we had those two days were something i could not explain. I saw horror movie life.

They left back to anambra state. That night i had a serious attack. The big man house opposite me shines heluim lamp that even if everywhere is dark, you will see outside clearly from your room.

That was how with the shiny light in the mid night, i saw a huge shadow opened my door, entered my room and came to strangle, i struggled till the shadow left. Woke up my door was closed and locked. I pray small and could not sleep out of fear, hoping for say to break. Before i could say jack robinson, a huge shadow appeared at my window looking at me trying to enter the room. I was awake oh! From no where i felt strong in spirit and charged at the window shouting at the shadow " i go kill you if you enter this house again, he that is in me is stronger than you. Enter na make i use blow finish you"
Na so shadow disappear like person wey dey run. All this na for my clear eye oh.

As day break, i packed some of my things run to stay with my fellow corps members in the corpers lodge. I did not stay in that house till i finished NYSC. Left 5 months rent to waste there.
My landlord and his family knew what happened but feigned ignorant. Me self i no gree talk to them. Just abandoned the place and loads from them. Only went their to pick my remaining load and give out some after passing out.

So poster, you have to show no fear. When ever such happens again, confront the ghost. Demon abi ghost self get fears.

Hmmmn... The landlord and family knew but feigned ignorant? How? You mean they were diabolical? How did you know they knew about the incident?

oyatz:
Even Ghosts can be killed the second time.


If you watched Fadayi Oloro's Yoruba movies in the 1980s you will see where he shot one stubborn ghost that was disturbing him.

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Lol... We dey talk sane people, you dey talk Fadeyi, who doesn't know that Fadeyi is a crazy wizard. He shoots everything that provokes him , whether ghosts, Demons or angels

Denique:
OP, kindly sell your spot to me if you ain't using it yet. God bless you for your understanding!

Sharp babe...

westerk:
For me the guys choice should be easy to make , that is to move to Canada, he's still quite young. I'm also. In d same dilemma unfortunately I'll be 40 this year work a federal establishment . Annual salary after tax over 12m . It's a ministry that will continue to exist as long as nigeria exists so job security is 100% even if d country is shut down for 6 months d ministry where I work will continue to pay complete salary without shaking. But I'm fed up with nigeria , u wake up and here how people still billions and u know perfectly well they won't be prosecuted, u hear how poor villagers are massacred in their sleep and u know perfectly well that no one will ever be prosecuted for the killings, you see nepotism in high places and u know that it will never end in nigeria. As we draw closer to 2023 again d whole country will be set on edge again over which region d president should come from. The cycle of uncertainty just continues. But the thought of starting all over again in canada can still be scary. So a lot of us are in the guys shoes. My prayer is that God continued to direct our steps.

Egbon, please what are the prospects of having opportunity to work in this ministry where you are sir? Can you help please? Or should I use the dm?

MERCHANDISER:
Bros you get time to enlighten those Kids that are claiming PhD holders .
While they are using 10k china android phone and 10mb from mtn forming posh on nairaland.Most of them are living a very miserable lives,i have seen a lot of them

Lol.... No mind me jare bro. You know it annoys when people talk and give views about life and nature without deep thoughts. That was why I chipped it in. No human knows all because the world we live in is a mystery.

cmecproblem:
Long stick very long stick that won't break when you strike, or use stones if you've a good aim.

Add Courage to your solution bro.... That's the first needed ingredient.

longetivity:
dinosaurs are not real so i don't believe this

The way some of you talk sef...

If electric eels (fish) had already gone into extinction already and you're told that there was a fish like that, would you have believed?

If sword fish had gone into extinction and you are told it existed would you believe?

If Pelican had been extinct and they told you it had a sack in its throat to store food, would you have believed?

Thank God Parrots still existed, if it had gone extinct and they told you there was a bird that talks like human, able to mimic a human voice, you would have called it Greek Mythology.

If they had described the Kangaroo as an animal that has a stomach bag or sac and it had already gone extinct, you wouldn't have believed they existed

What about the laughing cry of an hyena.

Thank God that one of the old world birds is still around, that is the OSTRICH.... At maturity they have height from 6ft to 9ft, which if a man has today, he will be considered he's perhaps a descendant of the giants.

Is the height of an ostrich with a speed of 70km per hour not a wonder enough? Eh?

Or the Ostrich and the height neck of the GIRAFFE looks normal to you? .... But they still exist.

You can say the dinosaur never existed because you never saw them, and it shows that your thoughts aren't even superior because of the things you see today.

If you had never seen any of the animals I listed above and they were described to you, it would have been unbelievable but your lack of belief doesn't make their existence deniable.

These are wonders of the world and creation. When you are told something, make research, and meditate because what you see today is a voice for what had been in the past.

Thank you.