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lefulefu:
its obvious nau ..there are plenty guys like op .Its their moms who mostly go around looking for wives for them.there was a guy like that i knew..it was his mom that married a girl for him.Dude would kill his wife with sex and did it in the kitchen,bathroom with her.the wife couldnt stand it.the bros had a very huge sexual appetite.The wife had to report to her mom and together they reported the issue to their family pastor.the family pastor called the guy for deliverance but it never worked .the wife had to run away .when u arrange wives and force ppl to marry there will be bound to be incompactibility .If they dated he would have seen these faults he is complaining about.

Hahaha... See as I dey laf here.... Lefulefu never ceases to see experiences about different issues in the society. Deliverance kwa? Lol... The guy must have been a sex monster so tey woman run comot.

As for this OP, his wife may be a hard woman though, but people are forgetting that she's pregnant and we don't know how old her pregnancy is. We don't know how many times she gave him for sex in her sex time table. Maybe it's even reasonable or maybe the OP is a sex monster like the Bros above.

Pregnant women in the first trimester seldom like to have sex. It's disgusting to them especially if it's the first time she's getting pregnant. This guy may be unrealistic and not even know about pregnancy hormones and its effect on women. He doesn't even sound as someone who would make Google his friend for information.

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Lol... This guy bad gan o... How you people take kill am sef?

victorian:
I've been in other websites online and forums outside nairaland sharing ideas and engrossed with my lovelife. But im very fine .


How have u been?

That's great ..... I am okay too . Just noticed that it's been a while. Enjoy yasef and stay safe

victorian:
Its because of envy . Not anger .
Anyways some people have eyes but can't see.
Rip to the dead man

Where have you been?

danduchi:
it does oo.. Increase sex libido, trap men.. So many ability. Check on jaruma on Instagram and see the millions she's generating from ladies that patronizes her

Lol.... Chai

I know jaruma though I don't fancy her page .... I was just particular about the message of the OP who looked like jinx, and yours too.... I perceive charm for the matter.

danduchi:
My ex once used kayan mata on me, till date that was one sex experience I will never forget. I could remember when I was about to cum, I was hitting my head against the wall and my legs were shaking like someone touched me with live wire.. Girl was really manipulative, it took a lot of courage to walkout of the relationship and got myself a sweetheart and soon to be Mrs

Hmmn..... does kayan mata has juju power? .... I thought it is just a stuff that women use to tighten their vjay especially in the north.

Jossyfine:
Twas in 2017, i was electrocuted when having my bath was even 5 months pregnant. Thank God my youngest brother was staying with me then. He heard my shout ran and removed the fuse from the box.Then I dropped on the floor cos I was hanging on the mid air. Meeeen, it was a very scary experience cos I saw myself fazing outta this world.
I just keep thanking God

Chai .... thank God for you o .... what made you got electrocuted in the bathroom? What did you hold or touch?

Biglittlelois:
I've had an out of body experience, I felt myself leave my body and was going down, like falling, it was so scary I thought I was dying.

Abeg, finish your story, after the feeling, what happened next? You just opened eyes or what?

Denique:
It's just the way they make real hustlers appear lazy

Abi ... may God butter the bread of we real hustlers o.

Denique:
Na Dem...

Awon Aspire to Inspire your Desire

Awon If you can think it; You can do it

Awon We only do PJ or First Class

Awon I sold pure sachet water to get to where I am today

Awon Never give up on your dreams

Awon I built my empire with a start-up capital of N5,000

Awon It's the Lord's doings

Awon yen por gan

Hahahaha ..... Rflmao

Dem don scam you before abi?

honeyB2018:
Pastor Poju, is 100% wrong. I'm not surprised he can spew this nonsense.
Lots of people, don't see and understand what Bishop Oyedepo and Pastor Oyakhilome Chris is seeing and talking about. Lots of you, toeing the line of thought of Pastor Oyemade, don't know, the power of the cooperate church. If you know, you will not be in his support.
You don't know, what damage, spiritually the closure of the place of worship has done to lots of believers, lots of Christians will never be the same after this lockdown and closure Wait till the closure is lifted, then you will understand.
I stand with Bishop Oyedepo and Pastor Chris. Oyakhilome.

Sharrap! Many of you are just unteachable even with the scriptures. You're goats that can never listen to voices of truth.

What has Poju said that can't be proven from the Bible as true?

From your comments, maybe there shouldn't have been any lockdown at all, abi?

Power of cooperate abi na corporate church? Yes it works, but are the church leaders in Nigeria even showing they want cooperation even among the pentecostals?

Before year 2020 came, do they not see the sufferings of Nigerians and Christians in Nigeria?

What have they done for all worshippers to pray in unity as a church of Christ? Instead, all they know is programs upon programs. They can't do away with denominational programs and come together in unity
to pray for good of all.

Why do you think most known churches convention are fixed to almost same period of August? It's so that a church won't allow other churches to lure their members away.... As if Christ is divided.

When Benny Hinn gave same solution as Charles Finney which Poju highlighted above, about church joint prayers at fixed time and praying in the air with an helicopter declaring authority over air forces, what did Nigerian pastors do? They insulted him and talked pompously that they know how to pray to God.

Now, all church gatherings and famous programs were shut for two months, have the people who didn't attend died? Heaven didn't fall.

They didn't do what they should have been doing right from onset and they are now crying foul.

For your info, there's no real cooperation among them, and they aren't prudent and shrewd to teach the right things to you. If you will get more truth from the Bible, you gotta read and study for yourself and link it with history and etymology of things you now know about.

That is if you yourself are ready for the truth and not part of those that destroy God's works.

Openbusiness:
I stand with Pastor Chris and Bishop Oyedepo! Pastor Chris we know, Bishop Oyedepo we know, hu be this wan?

With this your comment, it shows that the Lord doesn't know you.

If what the man said can be proven from the scriptures, then you need to be taught the first rudiments of salvation.

You don't know the Lord and you're false.

Anyone please?

I have been trying to post a video on instagram from my laptop. Of course I did upload it through IGTV; and it shows well from the laptop.

But when I try to view it from my mobile phone the full video won't show... The sides (left and right are cut off), I only see the images in the Centre.

I have used all the right resolutions and frame rate, both landscape and portrait, yet same thing.

I'm worried that if others view the video from their phones, it won't be full just the way it appeared on mine.

Please, what's your trick for posting a fitting and perfect video on instagram?

Is there any software that people use to make it easier?

How do you post videos, stories and photos effortlessly on instagram? What is the exact frame rate, resolution etc. That you use.

Thanks.

yiboboy:
Some scenes were so dark, we nor know whether dem wan kill cameraman join for the film sef!

Hahaha... You guys are too funny on this platform.... See as I dey laf.

Wolgrace:
Sharp writer needs iron sharpener though. He said "when we see this signs, know that our redemption is near, meaning, rapture redemption." The nearer it is, the more the abounding iniquities in other to hold down many believers from being raptured, reason the nearer days must be cut short because many are falling out due to hardness...

Above assurances makes us to understand that the gradual manifestation of the antichrist through one world peace and artificial intelligence will take place before rapture event. And its full effect and forceful control will take place after rapture... Get ready bro! Ciao!

Support your claims with verses...... Here is mine; I get your time today


Now, see Revelations 13:7-8 (It was granted to him to make war with the saints and to overcome them. And authority was given him over every tribe, tongue, and nation. 8 All who dwell on the earth will worship him, whose names have not been written in the Book of Life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world)

Note that this is the beast that received power from the dragon, and note that he made war with the SAINTS and made everyone to worship him.

Now, further see Revelations 13:16-17 ( He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has [g]the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
) ...... this is another beast making people to receive the mark.

Now, see Revelations 14:9 ( Then a third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, “If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark on his forehead or on his hand, 10 he himself shall also drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out full strength into the cup of His indignation) ...In fact, read till verse 11 and continue from 12..... Pay attention here:

Revelations 14:12-13 ( Here is the patience of the saints; here are those who keep the commandments of God and the faith of Jesus.

13 Then I heard a voice from heaven saying [i]to me, “Write: ‘Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord from now on.’ ”

“Yes,” says the Spirit, “that they may rest from their labors, and their works follow them.” )

Note that the SAINTS are still very much around with the mark, beast, dragon, etc. and it was written above about their patience, that is, in the face of the tribulations.

Now, also read from verse 14, and see that it is afterwards that the Son of Man harvested the earth, that is, his own.

Reading from Verse 17 -20 shows that an angel reaped another set of thing that will be thrown into the wrath of God.

So go back to verse 12 above and understand the patience of the SAINTS and those who follow Jesus's commandments (all these means the SAINTS have not been harvested as at this time, because the dragon, beast, the false prophet and the rest were around and in operation, and the SAINTS were very much present as other people). See Revelations 19:19-20 and see that the false prophet aided in deceiving people to receive the mark. The Patience of the SAINTS means they resisted the evil trio.

You can read Revelations 7:9 to end and see that they were the SAINTS that came out of the Great Tribulation.

Also, see Revelations 6:9-11 See the souls that were slain cos of God, and see the reply given to them about their brethren who remains on earth which will be slain in like manner.

Now Go back to 2 Thessalonians 2:1-4

Now, brethren, concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our gathering together to Him, we ask you, 2 not to be soon shaken in mind or troubled, either by spirit or by word or by letter, as if from us, as though the day of Christ had come. 3 Let no one deceive you by any means; for that Day will not come unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition, 4 who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.

So, it is clear, the LORD won't return unless those evil entities are manifested, all shall see and know.... so don't be worried and running helter-skelter.

Finally, there is no place that says that SAINTS left behind will use their blood as redemption (as we have been erroneously taught); nothing like that.

The only place that shows some will pass through to heaven like one passes through fire is 1 Corinthians 3:13-15

13 each one’s work will become clear; for the Day will declare it, because it will be revealed by fire; and the fire will test each one’s work, of what sort it is. 14 If anyone’s work which he has built on it endures, he will receive a reward. 15 If anyone’s work is burned, he will suffer loss; but he himself will be saved, yet so as through fire.

Please, read the whole 1 Corinthians 3 to get it or start from verse 5 to 15.

This doesn't in any way talk about people redeeming themselves by their blood in the Rapture (second Coming). It is simply about those whose work has not endured which will be burned on the Lord's day (these people are Christians too), and they shall be saved but they shall suffer loss of reward.

Now, I have given you rich explanations, I pray you read them and be like a Berean Christian .... many things we have been taught for long are wrong and it has become a stronghold in so much that you will fight the truth if you are asked to embrace it or even check it. You will be surprised and stunned as you unwrap them and see for yourself.

Iamundisputed:
Ok then, you give me bible verses to state that born again Christians must face the antichrist before going to meet Christ. At least I gave you a link to show the bible verses if not for your mental laziness...

Very disappointed; so you can't get your point across without insult..... I will let this pass; meanwhile pay attention.

Now, see Revelations 13:7-8 (It was granted to him to make war with the saints and to overcome them. And authority was given him over every tribe, tongue, and nation. 8 All who dwell on the earth will worship him, whose names have not been written in the Book of Life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world)

Note that this is the beast that received power from the dragon, and note that he made war with the SAINTS and made everyone to worship him.

Now, further see Revelations 13:16-17 ( He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has [g]the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
) ...... this is another beast making people to receive the mark.

Now, see Revelations 14:9 ( Then a third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, “If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark on his forehead or on his hand, 10 he himself shall also drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out full strength into the cup of His indignation) ...In fact, read till verse 11 and continue from 12..... Pay attention here:

Revelations 14:12-13 ( Here is the patience of the saints; here are those who keep the commandments of God and the faith of Jesus.

13 Then I heard a voice from heaven saying [i]to me, “Write: ‘Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord from now on.’ ”

“Yes,” says the Spirit, “that they may rest from their labors, and their works follow them.” )

Note that the SAINTS are still very much around with the mark, beast, dragon, etc. and it was written above about their patience, that is, in the face of the tribulations.

Now, also read from verse 14, and see that it is afterwards that the Son of Man harvested the earth, that is, his own.

Reading from Verse 17 -20 shows that an angel reaped another set of thing that will be thrown into the wrath of God.

So go back to verse 12 above and understand the patience of the SAINTS and those who follow Jesus's commandments (all these means the SAINTS have not been harvested as at this time, because the dragon, beast, the false prophet and the rest were around and in operation, and the SAINTS were very much present as other people). See Revelations 19:19-20 and see that the false prophet aided in deceiving people to receive the mark. The Patience of the SAINTS means they resisted the evil trio.

You can read Revelations 7:9 to end and see that they were the SAINTS that came out of the Great Tribulation.

Also, see Revelations 6:9-11 See the souls that were slain cos of God, and see the reply given to them about their brethren who remains on earth which will be slain in like manner.

Now Go back to 2 Thessalonians 2:1-4

Now, brethren, concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our gathering together to Him, we ask you, 2 not to be soon shaken in mind or troubled, either by spirit or by word or by letter, as if from us, as though the day of Christ had come. 3 Let no one deceive you by any means; for that Day will not come unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition, 4 who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.

So, it is clear, the LORD won't return unless those evil entities are manifested, all shall see and know.... so don't be worried and running helter-skelter.

Finally, there is no place that says that SAINTS left behind will use their blood as redemption (as we have been erroneously taught); nothing like that.

The only place that shows some will pass through to heaven like one passes through fire is 1 Corinthians 3:13-15

13 each one’s work will become clear; for the Day will declare it, because it will be revealed by fire; and the fire will test each one’s work, of what sort it is. 14 If anyone’s work which he has built on it endures, he will receive a reward. 15 If anyone’s work is burned, he will suffer loss; but he himself will be saved, yet so as through fire.

Please, read the whole 1 Corinthians 3 to get it or start from verse 5 to 15.

This doesn't in any way talk about people redeeming themselves by their blood in the Rapture (second Coming). It is simply about those whose work has not endured which will be burned on the Lord's day (these people are Christians too), and they shall be saved but they shall suffer loss of reward.

Now, I have given you rich explanations, I pray you read them and be like a Berean Christian .... many things we have been taught for long are wrong and it has become a stronghold in so much that you will fight the truth if you are asked to embrace it or even check it. You will be surprised and stunned as you unwrap them and see for yourself.

I have given you proofs with explanation which you can check out, but you have given me none.

Iamundisputed:
The rapture is a series of events, beginning from when the saints of God, both dead and alive, will resurrect and join the Lord in heaven, till when the antichrist (Satan himself) will be given power to torment those remaining on earth (who did not rapture) for 42 months, till when Jesus finally comes to the earth and the host of heaven binds Satan to be cast into the bottomless pit.

Instead of challenging me, seek proper knowledge. The bible verses you seek are in the link below...

https://www.christianity.com/theology/is-it-true-that-the-word-rapture-is-not-in-the-bible-11535959.html

1. Prove the bolded via bible verses (I mean that those who didn't rapture will be those who sees anti-christ's torment first as said by you).

2. When did the rapture start occurring, show me from the scriptures and relate it to your answer above?

Lastly, as for that link, I don't need to see that..... a good student verifies all what he has been taught. The word Rapture isn't in the bible, but that doesn't mean the faith in Jesus returning has been cast away. What we really have in the scriptures is the SECOND COMING (however, we accept the use of the word rapture). And I also accept it from the original meaning it was used to achieve in the Church.

Iamundisputed:
Can u imagine the nonsense. Human beings are now acting as if their brains are dysfunctional. Bill Gates wants to kill people, yet he has spent a fortune out of his wealth in saving humanity... If he was just sharing food and face mask for them in America and Africa, I guess people would have been happy. But the long term solution is what they hate... Mumu people. Even the bible gave us a detailed description of the antichrist and that's after rapture...

It's not after rapture... It's before rapture.... I challenge you to quote the proof of antichrist appearing after rapture.

Note that I'm not interested in this Bill Gates palaver... I only saw this rapture of a thing in your country comment and I want to address it. Thanks.

Midolan:
So, I wrote this song yesterday and it's clearly a work in progress. I hope you enjoy it and it sounds like stuff you'd probably want to hear on the radio or enjoy. I'd really appreciate your feedbacks in the comment section. Thank you �!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_asaRQplo

Lyrics

Don't you think that you deserve the truth
Though it stares you right in the face
Your heart's hid beneath all the sheets that you
Pulled over your face when you stopped to try

I walked on egg shells
Shone through the dark
Oh, I bled to death for you
I rose, I came to
You with the goody bag
All that you'll ever need...

Awesome .... but don't ignore the first advice ...Africa can never be removed from our blood. Keep up the good voice.

Ernerstdavid55:
hw much u go pay me if I tell u

If you are the light of the world, you won't require a bribe.... Lol

I saw a movie some years ago but didn't finish it... Seems it also has a part 2.

In the movie, Ramsey Noah went abroad in search of greener pasture. He was a Bank Manager in Nigeria, but abroad he was offered a cleaning job, mopping a super-market or so.

He stayed with a friend who often collected his earnings as payback for giving him shelter...

This is all I can remember.... Please, if you know the title, kindly let me know. Thanks.

zedegit:
Use firewood.

Hahaha.... Wetin I wan tell am before... I wan say "gather firewood". Lolz

Blisplendor12:
Bikonu where are they running to? They should stay there and finish what they've started o.

They are running to your state... Wish them happy stay

ignis:
You better be ..

Is he the one controlling it?

Eulalia:
Job offers.

Glory to God

Ayt27:
I did a fast for 21 days, basically to get nearer to God, just eating vegetables and water, wheat bread etc.

I did a Monday to Thursday fast, 6-6 and on Friday morning I got the biggest answer any believer could get, That Friday I started a 40 day dry fast but on Monday morning around 7-8 am the Spirit told me to stop fasting.

I had also done a Friday to Monday morning dry fast and I got a visit from the Lord where he told me he had heard my prayers around sunday 8-9pm I think, but I still broke my fast Monday 12am.

Fasting apart from the medical benefits, draws you close to God, gives you sensitivity to things of the Spirit, empowers you and gives you divine guidance.

I believe a Daniel fast works best for me 6am to 6pm just vegetables and water not fruits, vegetables.

What kinda vegetables, you mean normal green vegetables, cooked with no salt, pepper and oil, or you mean vegetables like carrots, cabbage etc.

anochuko01:
was an undergraduate..... 7 days white fasting with vigil every night plus classes during the day. i cant be a pastor please...

And na people like God dey get interest in? Get ready for his CALL Deliverance ministry on point

Eulalia:


Mine was 3days marathon fast. It was in 2011. MFM.

It was a deliverance session., so we went to parish away from our homes to observe the fast.

D1. It felt like the normal 6 to 6.

D2. I was weak and felt tightness in my head and the vigorous prayers the MFM pastors made us do sapped a lot of energy. So I was sitting down most of the time if there were no prayer sessions.

D3, I was lying down all through on one of the benches and at a point I started crying lol. Begging the woman to let me take a sip of cocacola. She went to ask the men of God if she could give me liquid, they came to me and warned me not to try it ( this was the evening of the 3rd day) ha! Mehnnn that was the last time I did 3 days dry. It wasn't easy but it was worth it. Thank God I got my breakthrough. Right there at the camp, calls started coming in.

What kinda Calls came in?

MrJah:
The FRSC own na im sweet me pass!

Why?

authentic18:
Why will I lie about such.

No vex... It's well.