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FamilyRe: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by SirMichael1: 4:11pm On May 22, 2020
Carloslehder:
Sit him down and ask him why he hates you that much,if he doesn't give you a favourable answer then you have two options.
1)find any dirt on him and blackmail him,you can put contraband inside his room and make sure his parents find out,he'll know you can play his game too

2) wait till he goes to sleep,go to his room in the dead of the night with a sharp knife,wake him up and whisper this words to his hears '' One of this days I am going to take your life and lay my two hands over your dead body'' leave the room and let him go back to sleep.
LOL. I'm pretty sure he behaves like a wimp around his cousin for the guw to have courage in harassing.

Reminds me of when I was much younger, I once told an uncle, a little older than i am that the next time he thinks that it's okay to leave his palm on my face, I'm going to walk into the kitchen at night, get a knife and slit his throat while I smile and walk away, leaving him in his pool of blood.

He looked at me suggestively, I looked right into his eyes in all seriousness I could muster, smirked and walked away. Lol. The way he started to look at me suspiciously since that day ehn.

Most times, it just takes you to stand up to a bully verbally, not neccessrily physically.
RomanceRe: My Experience That Made Me Believe In The Supernatural. by SirMichael1: 2:16pm On May 22, 2020
kelvinkelvinkk:
The universe is a collection of systems. as the planets in our solar system revolves around the sun, so does the sun revolves around the center of our milky way galaxy to gether with billions of othes solar systems in our milky way galaxy. the center of galaxies contains a black hole (a place of infinite mass,energy and gravity) which facilitates the revolution. even our galaxyy is part of an intergalactic system with andromeda galaxy being a member. and so on an so forth. there are even theories that thethe uniuerse itself is part of a multi-universal system. and then a bigger multi-multi-universal system all through to infinity. the universe is also expanding. but we dont know if its expanding into pre-existing p space or its creating space as its expanding


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Lol. Okay but the sun doesn't rovolve around the centre of our galaxy. There are four arms or should I say elliptical belt. Of these four belts, the sun rovolves around orion. But thanks for the info.
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by SirMichael1: 2:19am On May 22, 2020
Acmepreneur:
I'm proud of him, I just want him to be respected. Money and position is respect. I'm a realist, people are not angels, thats what they respect.
I don't visit his parent because I was no where, now I can because I'm better.
Since I discovered how humans are physical, I don't trust anyone with some things again. I live with people physically, if I'm your friend, I know that being nice to you and making you a parasite is the only thing that can sustain the friendship and thus, I keep it like that.
If I want to visit people, I look my best because people are attracted to beauty and money.
I'm going to visit lecturers, I buy gift, thats because that is what would make them think you are a responsible person.
Myself for instance, don't care about materials or physical, I'm a very deep person, that really put me in a mess, and since I got that logic, I'm physical with people.
Coming to your inlaw house with no money, no matter how Godly they are, they will fill somehow. I can't type again, I hope you understand sha
With all the things you've written here, on this thread, I can tell that you're overly manipulative. You're saying masters, business, savings, blah blah. What i see is a person who lives by the 48 laws of power. That's very disgusting. I'll run away from you if I walk a mile in your boyfriend's shoes.
RomanceRe: How Will The World Be Without White People by SirMichael1: 9:15pm On May 21, 2020
1Sharon:
Are you an Egyptian? huh
Yeah, Dad is an Egyptian while Mom is a Nigerian but grew up here. Been there once though. Guess the Egyptians you see you'll see them some more.
RomanceRe: Share The Link To Your Favorite/funniest Thread On NL. Mine Is Thread From 2012 by SirMichael1: 1:21pm On May 21, 2020
Legendarytonyy:
This very thread is so so captivating, I think y'all should check it out.

https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable

A thread thread by "nobody"
Remove the freebasic next time.
RomanceRe: I Proposed To My Girlfriend But She Doesn’t Wear Her Ring by SirMichael1: 11:40am On May 21, 2020
TheRealProphet:
insha Allah kill you there. all this religious fanatics ehh.. carry your Allah outta my mention.
At this rate, allah cannot save you. So I'll leave the sheytan to do the needful.
RomanceRe: My Experience That Made Me Believe In The Supernatural. by SirMichael1: 8:27am On May 21, 2020
michlins:
everything in the universe is in constant movement. Compared to our solar system, the sun is static but compared to the milky way galaxy, the sun is flying
Then that means we're moving with the sun? Cause the earth is at a constant distance from the sun round about its axis. Guess I'll have to read more about this.
RomanceRe: My Experience That Made Me Believe In The Supernatural. by SirMichael1: 8:12am On May 21, 2020
michlins:
There are vast part of neuro activity which humans are yet to understand. Just like the universe, the human mind is much more vast. Just because we can't explain such stuff doesn't make God.

Few centuries ago,we believed with certainty that earth is center of the universe and most recently, we're taught that the sun doesn't move. Meanwhile the sun moves at an incredible speed and the universe expands every second
The sun moves? Wow? Rotional movement or another? 'cause I know the sun can not carry out revolutional movement.
RomanceRe: I Proposed To My Girlfriend But She Doesn’t Wear Her Ring by SirMichael1: 7:11am On May 21, 2020
TheRealProphet:
She dey collect ice cream from another man...my guy religion fanatic ladies are worst than olosho, fear them.
Early this morning and this is the statement you make? I pity your evening or night statement 'cause by then you've used so much brain power and the nonstop nonsense you'll utter, na insha allah go help you.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by SirMichael1: 7:58pm On May 20, 2020
faithfull18:
What's with the one eye, God help the youths of this generation.
Great grand mother or will you prefer, eve?! Who you? In fact who born you? Which generation are you come?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by SirMichael1: 7:52pm On May 20, 2020
Pharaoh01:
Bet9ja wasted over 200 million on FG as support for COVID 19, money that should have been shared among its loyal customers as palliatives .. As if that was not enough, it's about to embark on another fruitless journey on BB9JA.. When wl we get things right in this country?
Lol. We will never, atleast not with the current mentality. Mentality that the people who will bring you fame should be supported and those who add nothing be discarded. If you're not bringing the rich value just the same way they're investing on you, then you're a waste of investment and you therefore ought not to be in their circle. So why will bet9ja give back to their users when they can give it to bb9ja that will bring them more fame, global awareness, little or no restriction and what not. Their's is an acute case of the rich getting richer while the poor gets poorer.
AgricultureRe: My New Tomatoes Farm by SirMichael1: 4:57pm On May 20, 2020
SeriouslySense:
good idea, i think you mean vertical stacking
Which method is the staking method?
RomanceRe: Pls. Help! My Sister Now Fights With Me (What Should I Do?) by SirMichael1: 1:50pm On May 20, 2020
Lalastica1:
Her choice even if she die sef... the way i hate her now ehn
lol. Whatever you choose to make out of the situation...
RomanceRe: Where Can I Get A Rubix Cube? by SirMichael1: 1:46pm On May 20, 2020
SqueezedPant:
where can I get a rubix cube in Lagos and how much ?
There's a bookshop around idumota axis, it quite big. I got it for #1,300 in january. The price should slightly differ now.
RomanceRe: Pls. Help! My Sister Now Fights With Me (What Should I Do?) by SirMichael1: 1:36pm On May 20, 2020
Toxay:
You are not supposed to even slap at all.she is an adult for God's sake.
If she has offended you, withdraw any comfort you provide for her and completely ignore her
to preserve your respect
An adult? I don't remember seeing where he gave out her age.
RomanceRe: Pls. Help! My Sister Now Fights With Me (What Should I Do?) by SirMichael1: 1:34pm On May 20, 2020
Lalastica1:
Thanks for this... i will just forget her kenan
do this and watch her come back home with a child or worse still, die.
RomanceRe: Pls. Help! My Sister Now Fights With Me (What Should I Do?) by SirMichael1: 1:30pm On May 20, 2020
Your parents did not install in you guys respect in hierachy. Chances are she's moving around with guys your age and talks to them rashly but these guys would mellow for her, then she brings the attitude home and you're her most recent victim. Lock her in a room and feed her through the window since she has chosen to behave like a dog. smiley
RomanceRe: How Will The World Be Without White People by SirMichael1: 1:21pm On May 20, 2020
Yenefer:
Pls download this book and read it. U are been brainwashed
Nggs121:
And you have no fvcking brain.

I see people like you and I spit on the floori don't need to read any book to know that the Aryan race has furthered civilization a lot
Civilization started in Africa, right here in Egypt. Even the whites can't explain how we Egyptians built the pyramids and i understand their confusion. They came here, took our initiatives and left with it. While walking in a sacred path in one of the pyramid, my father told me of how the whites tried to destroy it but couldn't, instead, they were met their demise. So yeah.
RomanceRe: I Have Two Men Who Want To Marry Me - How Do I Choose? by SirMichael1: 11:09am On May 20, 2020
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RomanceRe: by SirMichael1: 11:06am On May 20, 2020
Someone died since two days ago and you didn't know? Even when you knew, what did you do? Now she's hungry.

If I were him, I'd cook and include the dead neighbour's portion and leave it covered outside, call her to come and eat instead of getting angry and banging at my window after searching for food to no avail. That ghost acts like a hugry ghost.
SportsRe: Ekpe Udoh Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by SirMichael1: 10:56am On May 20, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
I'm really not interested about his birthday nor his photo-shoot. My concern and question is, is he married?

Dark like coffee, just the way I like them. I hope his gbola is big sha.
Werey!
ComputersRe: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by SirMichael1: 10:51am On May 20, 2020
udemzyudex:
Unless he is using the latest Windows 7 update before it was discontinued, if not after uninstalling the WiFi adapter, he will have to install the driver again.

Even if he restart 100 times it won't install, the best thing for him to do is go to network settings, locate all connected device on the pc and remove all of them including phone device then reconnect again.

Another easy to do is right click on the WiFi and click on troubleshoot.
It will scan it and give him a clue of what's wrong.


Cc Abdulquadrimuha
All windows 7 came with wifi drivers preinstalled, therefore if he uninstall the the driver without having the latest win7 updates, it will automatically reinstall after the restart.
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by SirMichael1: 9:25am On May 20, 2020
DenreleDave:
Thank you.. A familiar spirit might have taken her appearance too... So if u bliv a familiar spirit took the likeness of Samuel, why can't it take her likeness too?


The truth is that ghost don't haunt but familiar evil spirit uses the dead image in haunting...
That guy is hallucinating but he doesn't want to believe it.
RomanceRe: Reply As A Boyfriend by SirMichael1: 9:21am On May 20, 2020
Baby you know i love you right and i'll do anything for you. But this? You'll have to leave it to the police. I do not want to have blood on my hands.
RomanceRe: Imagine Being Bipolar In Nigeria by SirMichael1: 9:03am On May 20, 2020
Lol. All these *fucking this, *fucking that for what? Just to relay the fact that you're bipolar? Needless.

How old are you for a 12 year old to be having a crush on you? I'm guessing 14 or 15.
ComputersRe: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by SirMichael1: 8:55am On May 20, 2020
Abdulquadrimuha:
Window 7. Yea its working before
Then it's a software issue. Go the device manager, uninstall the wifi driver and restart the pc.

Note: After uninstalling, you'll see the wifi in the taskbar cancelled out. When you see this, restart.
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by SirMichael1: 8:12am On May 20, 2020
Alvelt14:
You reminded me of the film, the Winchester.
It is a good thing u believed it is a ghost, I will recommend u download suratul baqaral audio and play it in the house as per my believe.
What is suratul baqaral? Sounds like an arabic incantation.
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by SirMichael1: 8:10am On May 20, 2020
DenreleDave:
Nt all dead cross to the other side instantly, some still hang around..

Did a witch called upon the ghost of Samuel?

Even the disciples of Jesus tot they had seen a ghost b4 He had to confirm to them that he is not a ghost
Nah. It wasn't Samuel's spirit. It was a familiar spirit that took the likeness of Samuel.
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by SirMichael1: 7:59am On May 20, 2020
leetylee:
Maybe you are paranoid...
If you are a catholic get ur liturgy book or book of common prayer for exorcism or try to get close to her through a medium she might wanna tell u sum... Buh I wonder why she didnt appear to u in ur dream sef
What is the exorcism for? The ghost didn't posess anyone or any object.
RomanceRe: 5 Signs You Are Highly Intelligent, Even If You Don’t Realize It Yet. by SirMichael1: 12:36am On May 20, 2020
Then I'm not intelligent at all 'cause the way I brag about my intelligence ehn... Then I can sleep for Africa as I sleep 8pm and wake up 8am the next (forget, sleep is sweet) grin

How could I leave the fact that Chisom broke up with me cause I'm too much of a chatterbox and at the same time boring?
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by SirMichael1: 10:54pm On May 19, 2020
Na wah. I've been reading horror stories since today. Wetin dey sup?

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