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Calapar:
What I don't understand is the part of the mattress going down....

Confirm if he can fold the mattress into half to accommodate him alone, if he can, he should.

After the stupid spirit sleep on the ground for like 3 days straight, him body pains go tell am say he's not welcome.

Abdulquadrimuha:
My WiFi is not connecting at all

What's the OS and was it working before?

Orgasmcoach:
lol, Soo funny but the matter no funny ooo! A woman of 45 contacted me and said she has never experienced orgasm in her life and I was like, wtf? I looked at her depressed face and felt so sorry for her.

on top all the hardship in Nigeria, been a wife and mum, adding cumlessness to it is not acceptable biko

it is her right to get sexually fufilment from her husband, ok? Do you even know what it feels like, having sex without Cumming? men take this thing for a joke ooo. Imagine having sex as a man for 2 years without releasing.

only men who don't know how to go about it go the "harder, harder" route.

So what did you do about the woman who contacted you? You shared the secret or secretly shared your husband?

kinzd:
science schoodent sited....

What are you saying?

Squillaci:
I mean, is it sold in Nigeria?

Of what use is it to you if it is sold here?

themonk:
People with the IQ of an empty bucket who cannot make logical arguments resort to character assasination and other stupid gimmicks. Why can’t you make a logical argument, are yourself brain cells all dead? I only read the first sentence you wrote I’m sure the rest is garbage.

LOL. Then comes the violent reaction of a junkie. You've always been resistant to logical remarks, hence your prequel attack on that post. Since I knew there was something wrong and as you've stated that you do drugs, I had to call it out, you junkie. Anyways, you shouldn't get involved in a thread when you don't have meaningful things to say. No one has ever been punished for not having an opinion.

themonk:
Dude stop ranting. You can’t handcuff yourself to your kid, some kids due to peer pressure or their inquisitive nature try drugs and the unfortunate ones that are prone to addiction can’t stop. Bro if your brain has a tendency for addiction it takes a lot of effort to stop, we are wired differently some continue to chase the dragon(chasing the initial high) while some can stop. I am very lucky, I have tried some addictive substances but got hooked to none, infact I hate things that make me high.

It is an unfortunate situation, reminds me of the very sad death of Heath Ledger(that portrayed the joker character) very unfortunate end even after everyone tried to make him to stop drugs including himself trying to stop but all to no avail. Just don’t try it if you have not because you don’t know if you have an addictive brain or not. The mom is not to blame like that, I’m sure she tried her best.

Says a junkie. Why hide it from the world? Now that the boy is dead, did she keep it to herself? If she so much want to create awareness, why did she do it in her son's demise? Is it not better she created the awareness while he draws breathe than so that people can support her and come to her aid with advice on how they handle their addiction or that of their child? Of what use is the awareness when he's forever gone? Suddenly she feels relevant in dishing out advice while she neglected the fact that she is a terible parent.

frozen70:
Differentiate between liver and stomach pls

Okay.

In simplier terms, the liver filters blood coming from the digestive tract while the stomach digest food through the help of the acid and periodical contracting of the stomach wall, thereby churning the food in the process.

EM123:
i can't stand an injustice , i can't stand and watch somebody that want to intimidate others.

Injustice cannot be stopped, many people will be douches and care less about others. Just like every emotion relating with adrenaline, your anger suppreses when you move away from the source. I.e., know how to avoid triggers. There are tons of ways to confront someone who bully others or are unjust to others than reacting in anger. Pray tell, what do you do when you're angry?

frozen70:
Yeah because his liver is not yet strong to digest and shread foods

So anything he eats that is strong will come out so

You can try give him beans and you will see same beans out

Liver doesn't shread food nor does it digest food, the stomach does. The beans will come out in one piece 'cause the stomach wall and acid isn't yet capable of churning the food.

Seems like it's an habit. Do you know your triggers?

cococandy:
More like it. He may not even get the kidney after that. Nonsense and ingredients

Nah, not if you didn't sign a pact, cause you'll have to part with it.

dominique:
We're too property obsessed in part of the world. A lot of men have grown up to be useless and irresponsible because of their parents property. A lot of people have killed and been killed because of property. Property you did not work for you want to die on top. The only property I can fight over is the one that came from my sweat.

@topic. I can only give you my kidney if I love you unconditionally, property or no property.

You talk of giving out your kidney like it's self regenerating like the liver. What happened to the fact that we're married and everything we're able to garner is ours? We're all humans and added to the fact that I don't believe in unconditional love, I'll say that you'll have to go to the ends of the earth and back to meet a person who'll give out his kidney after such magnitude of betrayal. If I do that, it will be because I've calculated my risk, my profit and juxtaposed it with my loss. If it turns out risk worthy, I'll take it but not on the condition of some baseless illogical emotion.

piroux:
Its not only kidney!! Why not give him heart and hands too...

I know this is very hypothetical. Nonetheless, after such damning information, I'd go back to the hospital, call his family members as well, tell them what I found out, especially if they are aware and then ask them to invite his other "wife" to help out. Shikena.

They won't do anything to his ailement, instead, they'll come up with stories about how you aided his death and come kick you and your daughters out.

Eriggs:
Lol @ dem MANNA. Manna no bother reply this boy, na so him dey slam him papa and mama head with hammer for us. i know dem type. na dem dey slap dem mama dey naked am outside cos she advise dem. pigs dem

Why hidding under another moniker? You're the bbq seller.

Nelsonnwagbo:
they are always fond of guys frm another tribe especially igbos
I cant even count hw many i dn bleep since i dey jos

Most of them grew up without a father figure and tend to fall for anyone that shows them love/attention or anything that looks like it.

Nelsonnwagbo:
My brother

99.9% of plateau girls are ugly

The ones who mistakenly fine dey do shakara lyk mad becoz na only them fine

I swear! And their ashawo rate no get part 2. But them dey hospitable sha.

Liposure:
ehen, i been de tink say de gentle 4 bed

Yes, na dormant receptors them be. They go just lie down make you dey do the work. I fear who no fear plateau girls, especially their uni and poly girls.

SirMichael1:
UyaiIncomparabl, is everything okay with you? In 2 days you've shared 61 posts. Shey kosi?

Oh, you've been banned. Atleast we'll have sanity here for weeks.

Degrezhaa:
OP who told you Plateau girls are Ugly

see what Joblessness be causing..
spits....

Lol. The allowable extent to which a plateau girl can be ugly has no limits. I know how improportinate their body shape can take, from the tiny legs, their fat upper torso to their extremely black skin. Really, plateau girls are ugly and have high milleage 'cause they never get tired of sex.

Although when you meet the gorgeous ones- select few, their beauty just can't be explained.

Victornezzar:
So saying the truth has led to me being a victim

My guy you're Foolish

That's no way to talk to your dad, son. Why vile? Are you hungry? Hasn't your mom fed you today?

Victornezzar:
So that warrants her cheating ryt??

That warrants her hanging her leg for someone else??

My guy you're mad... No offense... You're just mad

Oh son, don't be so vile, it only exposes you. You've been a victim too I guess.

UyaiIncomparabl, is everything okay with you? In 2 days you've shared 61 posts. Shey kosi?

Well save for the 7th paragraph, this reminds me of someone I don't wish to remember.

deepwater:
what drugs were u given?
please tell us more about the experience with covid - 19
to be honest we dont care what drivers and street people say - that is all they do.....talk and gossips!
how can we protect ourselves ?
any prophylaxis ?
what did the doctors say?
where u given proper food? because out here people are donating money
did u meet any Chinese doctor ? - very important cus FG say dey brought Chinese doctor with USD 2M and minster say na CCECC get the Chinese people.
what brand of bear is being served there?
do u have constant power at the center?
we saw Doyin Okupe with a fridge in the room, did u have a fridge ?
at isolation what was your daily routine, ?
do u just sit and wait to be tested negative?



please tell us more

LOL. This one na craze person. See mad ass questions. Hehe.

shadrach77:
Thank you! I was about to ask, when did being soft hearted become a bad thing?

Being soft hearted isn't a crime but when I'll term it a crime is when you decide to kill a snake 'cause it posess threat to you. BE SOFT HEARTED, let the snake be.

I can't kill a chicken too and I'm not less a man.
Concerning number 3, why don't you vacate your house so that the birds will occupy it?

seunlayi:
You need to know that most of us in the doctrine I belong usually end up marrying a virgin which I did in 97.
'Jesus only is our Message'

So what has that got to do with your prequel post? Why would you say you can settle for a woman who has seen countless men when obviously you can't settle for one that has seen only one- reason why you got yourself a virgin. Stop giving advice you cannot take.
And if I may, do not bring up religious stuff when it is needless, besides, why do you think it's within the conversation to bring up your marital year? Oga I do not care.

seunlayi:
Oga English, 1000 men should have a better meaning to you in English language.

1000 men spells to me innumerable number of men which I limited 1000. So I did you good caping it to 1001.

Please don't settle for hoes bro. You can have better.

seunlayi:


marriage is cool, interesting and a blessing, it depends on our choice.

@Op, sorry that it took you too long to understand your proud wife, I thank God for helping you out of it all. Take care of your child and move on. As for your wife (if I were you) that is the end. I can bear 1000 men with evidence of sleeping with my wife before I met her than just one man that slept with her after I married her.
Take care of your new job, relax from your former relationship before starting another

Oga don't lie about how you can bear 1000 men sleeping with your wife before you met. When you didn't marry a Hoe? Fact that you're her 1001th dick doesn't stop her from adding another insignificant one to the numbers.

ChizzyBuna:
For every small size guy there are woman with tight small vagina out there for them.

When I was in Russia, an Asian Looking girl I brought in from club to my apartment after we flex wella we enter my room. As we dey kiss she put her hand inside my pants come feel my d!ck.. she tell me right there say she no fit cuz my d!ck dey wide and her pussy tight.. I think say Na joke till I try put my dick inside
omo see struggling, I just vex tell her make she give me handjob.
Not all puna can handle long big dicks
Every puna get one perfect dick wey fit am
Some puna fit in very well for those with long stick
Some puna fit in very well for those with small dick.. Everyone is unique and different
Just find your match and move on

I been dey follow this thread till i see this your post. It was you that said the average vagina is 4inches and here you are ranting about how different dicks are suited. If you knew this since, then why create a thread about this. Most of una no get sense for this forum and as such, create meaningless thread and post hogwash. If Se.un charges for thread creation, you'd pay the highest.

UyaiIncomparabl:
1. No, I am not. Unfortunately, I don't date your age groups.

2. Neither.

LOL. Good, 'cause I can't imagine settling for less.

Yeah. Not surprised though as i don't see you intelligent enough to handle either of the courses.