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Me sef suppose join the crowd beat you

mscheww....

MEHN

That is what you call a drop top *ss!!!

Well I have read it, and it was worth the read

At least 7mins of the time well spent

Cheers!! Looking forward to the next one, what resolutions I should make!!

Mehn, there is something about reading very long writeups on NL

taryour: @op why on earth would u compare a woman with a car.

Why on Earth would I not compare women with cars?! Of course they share every similarity!!

Which man in the house here doesn't know that Mercedes Benz 190, BMW 3-series and all those German cars consume fuel alot? But what still makes us go for them? THE PRESTIGE and the SOUND of THE ENGINE,,,,VROOMMM

So it is with girls, we see them, we know and think to ourselves ",,,,kai, this one go cost o,,," but in the end we still go for them, cos we want to "enjoy" the riiidddeee,,,,!!!

Instead of them (that can't afford it) to go for the Toyotas, Nissans, Mitsubishis that is the coat according to their size, that doesn't require much maintenance, good fuel economy,,,ehn,,,,the type of girl, sorry excuse me, Japanese car, that you can switch on the AC inside hold up

Try that one with German car na?

You go hia wehn!!

jamil!:
Today madrid marked their 12yrs without Champion L. Even Mourinho can't performed a magic to win the cup ok we shall next year you shd keep trying!

WOW!!

You mean its now 12years since that Zidane's winning volley in Glasgow??

Mehn,,,I don dey old o

this champions league is funny o

who would have thought that it would be a bayern chelsea final?

all along i had concluded an el-classico final

na wah o

Although it is based on bible scriptures, Muslim ladies please do not take offence, you can equally adopt the principles therein

This is not necessarily a thread; it’s just my thoughts to single ladies out there searching and possibly going about it in the wrong way, here is what I have found and reasoned and I thought its worth sharing.

I think one of the challenges single ladies might be facing but could unconsciously be unknown to them is the possible over emphasis on fashion, make up and ultimately appearance. I think they may need to cut down a bit on this according to the following scriptures

1 Tim 2: 9-15, The Message version puts it like this

And I want women to get in there with the men in humility before God, not primping before a mirror or chasing the latest fashions but doing something beautiful for God and becoming beautiful doing it.

I don't let women take over and tell the men what to do. They should study to be quiet and obedient along with everyone else. Adam was made first, then Eve; woman was deceived first—our pioneer in sin!—with Adam right on her heels. On the other hand, her childbearing brought about salvation, reversing Eve. But this salvation only comes to those who continue in faith, love, and holiness, gathering it all into maturity. You can depend on this.

1 Peter 3:3-6

The same goes for you wives: Be good wives to your husbands, responsive to their needs. There are husbands who, indifferent as they are to any words about God, will be captivated by your life of holy beauty. What matters is not your outer appearance—the styling of your hair, the jewelry you wear, the cut of your clothes—but your inner disposition.

Cultivate inner beauty, the gentle, gracious kind that God delights in. The holy women of old were beautiful before God that way, and were good, loyal wives to their husbands. Sarah, for instance, taking care of Abraham, would address him as "my dear husband." You'll be true daughters of Sarah if you do the same, unanxious and unintimidated.


1 Tim 2: 9-15 according to NIV, has it like this,

I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, [size=20pt]not[/size] with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.

A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.

1 Peter 3:3-6 in NIV also says

Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes. Rather, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight. For this is the way the holy women of the past who put their hope in God used to adorn themselves. They submitted themselves to their own husbands, like Sarah, who obeyed Abraham and called him her lord. You are her daughters if you do what is right and do not give way to fear.


The other thing I think is "...being found..."

I also think this is very important, because the bible says “…HE who FINDS a WIFE…” meaning that the man finds. I believe that for a single lady, all she has to do is concentrate on being a WIFE as prescribed in Proverbs 31

Proverbs 31:10-31 according to The Message

A good woman is hard to find,
and worth far more than diamonds.

Her husband trusts her without reserve,
and never has reason to regret it.

Never spiteful, she treats him generously
all her life long.

She shops around for the best yarns and cottons,
and enjoys knitting and sewing.

She's like a trading ship that sails to faraway places
and brings back exotic surprises.

She's up before dawn, preparing breakfast
for her family and organizing her day.

She looks over a field and buys it,
then, with money she's put aside, plants a garden.

First thing in the morning, she dresses for work,
rolls up her sleeves, eager to get started.

She senses the worth of her work,
is in no hurry to call it quits for the day.

She's skilled in the crafts of home and hearth,
diligent in homemaking.

She's quick to assist anyone in need,
reaches out to help the poor.

She doesn't worry about her family when it snows;
their winter clothes are all mended and ready to wear.

She makes her own clothing,
and dresses in colorful linens and silks.

Her husband is greatly respected
when he deliberates with the city fathers.

She designs gowns and sells them,
brings the sweaters she knits to the dress shops.

Her clothes are well-made and elegant,
and she always faces tomorrow with a smile.

When she speaks she has something worthwhile to say,
and she always says it kindly.

She keeps an eye on everyone in her household,
and keeps them all busy and productive.

Her children respect and bless her;
her husband joins in with words of praise:

"Many women have done wonderful things,
but you've outclassed them all!"

Charm can mislead and beauty soon fades.
The woman to be admired and praised
is the woman who lives in the Fear-of-God.

Give her everything she deserves!
Festoon her life with praises!

Its not when you would have been married that you will start learning these things, NO. Its before marriage you will need to learn these attributes.

I know its a long read but I hope someone would have been blessed.

Cheers!!

@TroyJay

Amaka G29: Part I: No one really wants to put himself/herself out there and make the first move. While I won't ask a man out, I will let him know that I'm interested and that it's okay to ask me out. I feel like if both parties indicate interest in each other the plans to see each other again will come naturally. The key in either case is to openly express interest and gauge if the interest is mutual. I may say "let's keep in touch" or "do you have a card?"

The problem arises when I have shown no interest in you, you haven't started a real conversation with me, and you act entitled to my number. I'll be polite at first. Asking more than once won't elicit anything beyond resentment on my part.

Part II: Why won't I ask a man out?
I don't have to ask nor do I want to make him feel that I took something from him. Some men like the conquest of asking a woman out. Also, if it's a first date, I don't intend to pay, and you shouldn't ask if you don't intend to pay for the date.

Ruth Sleeping in Boaz's tent was the advance, it was left for him to do the follow up. But women outrightly doing it? Come on?

What is this world turning into?

Of course there is big deal!

Given as the poster used bible passage, which I believe is twisting it in favour of this argument, where in the bible was there a woman who made a move or an approach towards a man?

Someone is referring to white chics asking their men out, do the white people still have values? of do they still value their religion, or their culture? or havent all their senses been eroded by foolish pleasures?

and now it wants to foolishly make its way into ours seeing as we copy them for almost everything

Now we too are kissing in public, mschewwww

WOMEN PLS MAINTAIN UNA VALUE, highest give advances

SAFO: The right answer should be intelligent and emotionally stable but I think as humans, we're all a little bit superficial.

I'd say good looking and emotionally stable. At least she's a pretty dunce who isn't a nut case.

Some posts don't even need responses,

smh

My thoughts

Some girls of marriageable age might resort to slightly younger boys, a level or two lower than what would have been or should be ideal for them simply because guys that would have been ideal, shunned and looked down upon many times in the not too distant past (say 3-5years ago), have wisened up (matured, made a bit of headway in life-what they were initially despised for, for others who had a false appearance of what these girls supposedly sought after then) and on first glance would recognise them by the invincible signature they unconsciously exhibit ( erm...thinking of what to describe it with now...something that the guy just immediately recognises that this one is "tired" and looking to pack it in with me...as a friend would say...KJV! "ko jo version"


These younger boys, the now old and marriageable aged girls will try, and some might succeed, to "catch" in their naivety the high fliers among them so that we end up with threads like "advantages of dating older women", why? because they wouldn't give the difficulties of approach that girls the level of these younger boys would give at that time. In other words, we might soon witness a wave of marriages where the lady would be
slightly or marginally older than the gentleman.

Poster you dey MAD?

You dey craze?

Small pikin sef like you wan chook tooto??

Abi you no dey see everytin wey dey happen around you?

Abi na dis stupid nairaland stories u dey believe dey make u tink sey u sef wan straff? Abi na too much blue fim?

Ol' boy if I catch you sey u try anything ehn,? u go hia wehn!!


On a real, and this is advice I would give my younger brother, you belong to a very select few, save your virginity till marriage! You will not regret it!!

Two questions

1. How old are you? Why I ask is because you say its your first time of dating

2. What do you intend the end result of the supposed serious relationship to be? So that you don't end up regretting

Only Nigerians answer questions with questions

And as a typical Nigerian, I ask you the following question in response to your post/question

What makes you think you being kissed is equally hygienic/unhygienic?

OMO...

This tory pass me o

It depends first of all on what league you are or you consider yourself to be as well as the girl?

Do you consider yourself and the girl in question in say, for example, the premier league?

If so, what team would you regard yourself as? with Manchester United being the best and say Wolves being the worst?

When you have sized yourself up and you have sized her up, you will then know which strategy to apply

So that if she has short defenders, you will know that you will put your tallest strikers and best wingers and use the long ball approach.

If she has tall defenders, you will use short and pacy strikers and so on.

The game they say, is won in the midfield. Since you say she is playing hard to get, despite knowing how you feel, the best thing for you is to retain possession, lure her players out and hit on the counter.

Play with her small, withdraw a bit, play small, withdraw a bit, knock the ball around the middle of the park just like Barcelona do, then after she would have become used to you, when her defences are down, hit her on the break.

Be very careful so as not to be caught offside o.Meaning don't baea...(don't be too much in a hurry)

It could take a while, the game lasts 90minutes

Depending on how good you are you may come out with 3 points!! , a draw (earning yourself a replay) or worst of all a loss

But whatever you do, make sure you don't concede an away goal

I had to go look for my old phone to get these pictures

This is in JIGAWA, between Dutse and Gumel, I was so fascinated with the quality of the road, the scenery, I just had to take pictures, goodness, I even saw a herd of camels!!

Imagine long stretch of road like this for almost 2 hours?

When I get one of my new cars, I will bring them here to "break-in" the engine

blink182: This will blow you away


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ9X9A2efA

[size=20pt]WOW[/size]

TOP GEAR DEY CRAZE?

LOOKS LIKE THAT THING CROSSED THE SOUND BARRIER @ 7:36

THIS ONE I MUST TALK

[size=16pt]JIGAWA INTER-EMIRATE ROADS??[/size]

OL' BOY

NA SO MY MOUTH DEY THRU OUT

GUMEL TO DUTSE, OR TO HADEIJA??

KAI.....NNA FORGET THOSE NORTHERN ROADS, NA DEM BE BABA

suzzisweet: The bible says that a woman shall leave her parent house and cliff to a man and they shall become husband and wife. Also, a woman should marry so as to abstain from fornication. So what should a single woman do without a hubby in this case, must she continue to stay and die of emotions?

pendo89: WHICH BIBLE IS THIS?? Nl version?

FALLS FROM CHAIR LAUGHING SERIOUSLY

This goes without saying

It depends on the platform from which you are making the conversation. In this regard, I take it that you are speaking to ladies from the approacher or potential toaster point of view.

Depending on the quality of the lady as well as your own quality and especially what you say (since most women are moved by what they hear), the first moments are very important. What you say, don't say or how you say what you say determines the level of responses you get and I daresay regardless of the mood, except she has been befallen by some extreme tragedy which is hardly the case.

Advice, too much preparation for conversation and too much confidence building dey kill. You have to work yourself up to that natural masculine level of confidence that can get you into any conversation with anybody and sustain it. Read book, watch films study people. Improve your vocabulary.

Plus practice makes perfect. No disrespect to the wonderful and beautiful ladies on the streets (who command their own in their own rights) but start with them first, work your skills up the ladder, you would be amazed the similarities amongst ladies

[size=16pt]THIS POSTER IS A CAR SNATCHER, I PITY SOME OF YOU[/size]

The poster is a car snatcher in disguise

zaza1: I am going to post a foto in a few seconds to put an end to this argument..this is definitely not fotoshopped..I don't know the owner but my friend adaure achumba who used to work on stv does..she is sending me the pic she took in it in about 5mins..I believe if u can afford to buy a bugatti then u can also afford to fix it..everyone has a choice.

Don't think I care if the roads are bad or not..its his/her money so the owner can drive it...

Guy few seconds are turning to minutes o

I have been refreshing the page like forever

Na wah o,,,

See tips and tricks on display o

Why did I ever encounter this guy and his music, ehn?

O Lord help me,

How many years later and still once the song started playing, the lyrics just started pouring out my mouth

OP, you can abandon religion, but don't abandon God.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction

Think about witchcraft and the forces of evil, you don't see them but that is enough to make you know that as long as they are in existence, there must also be forces of good opposing and resisting them.