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. . .Thought the then NEPA used to power all automobiles in Naija and when there was power outage, all would cease to work including the head lamps especially at night hence causing accidents and traffic jam.

Not a thought but a deed, pronounced penalty and PENARITY till my sweet momma corrected me.

Actually thought babies came out from the [i]a[/i]nus till I reached secondary school and had a debate with my mates (had to give in finally when one said, "If 'tis so, why don't they come with [i]s[/i]hit on them? Instead you have pee and/or blood" but on another conclusion, _{maybe I nor quick spoil even when I think say I spoil} )

airbender:
apo. . .what KISS MY ECZEMA-INFESTED CHOCOLATEY A$$

I thought so too, IMP!

And you say you sabi insult Wetin be the meaning of the rubbish when you write above Airbender my foot. . .more like Fartstorer.

Going by your useless reply to me, I can authoritatively tell you that you gave birth to your father and infact you are older than your father with 1 year.

DOG like you. . .B[/b]itch like your mother!!! No wonder you dey smell her and she dey smell you in return.

My mother wears plantain leaf (at least she covers her privates) . . .your mother, the [i]w[/i]hore of NL and your street in real life aint got a pant her size besides wetin she wan cover her already rotten [b]toto wen wide pass river Niger for sef

Is this all you can come up with? Lame [i]a[/i]ss!!! (I don tell you make you nor try me and if you want make I rest for your case, I demand for an apology)

No joke!!!

^^^

U wan use fart kill yourself abi na your mouth dey smell like that

Idi-Ileke. . .Noted (Oops) Spotted

Ranoscky. . .U don lie oo. You no joke for there at all. No crime in apologising stylishly (which you aint done yet )

airbender:
sledgehead is say make u grace my page 4 me?

Evidence of your transformation into the world of [i]i[/i]mbeciles. Soon, you go begin talk from you yansh but then again, I nor fit blame you since na hereditary.

Been dey wonder wetin make you call yourself Airbender but na just one of those your family useless stunt of storing fart inside their yansh and giving off via their mouth. You stink from all openings available in your body!!!

None of una go confess say for una daily BEAUTY routine, NL dey play im part.

Check out time stamps of some posters and tis very clear (I can guess some post from their toilet while shyting )

airbender:
sledgehead u chop witch abi witch chop u. . .no let make i face u cos u go think say na catapillar jam u,dont switch dis thread of it name or do u want me to rename it to brain twisting insults so
just respect your old age and shut-up

Airbender, last thing you'd wanna do is go down that insult lane with me (since it is clear you have a problem reading and understanding humour when you see one). Becos I say make I grace your page and make here interesting you wan begin misbehave? I go make you quit THIS SECTION if you nor take your time.

No joke!!!

airbender:
vick pls show 406 the nearest exit
u are right ROMAN NUMERAL
but WOMAN is wrong

Just like I said earlier, the ORIGINATOR of that riddle is a bomboclaat!

airbender:
and 2 u 406 there is no mail on sunday,so it's the maid

Thumbs up!

Guess it remains one that hasn't been answered yet, still waiting. . .



As for you airbender, you have pending answers or what happened to the watermelon, you don chop the one when remain?

Still guessing, I see

Anyway still waiting for the answer with backup

Keep guessing till you guess right

Eyah:
If 1 = 5, 2 = 25, 3 = 325, 4 = 4325, 5 = ?

Following the sequence it would turn out to be 54325 but knowing the first set is 1=5, therefore 5=1.

The answer is 1.

Thumbs up!

Vic2k3:
u dey craze.

question or statement?

Airbender, learn to draft your questions properly as it can be killing to the eye and you want someone to break them down easy.

airbender:
When one does not
know what it is, then it
is something; but when
one knows what it is,
then it is nothing.

Answer

airbender:
Prove that half of
twelve is seven and half
of thirteen is eight.

Seriously, if the response provided by Baba blue is taken as a correct answer, then the originator of the riddle or whatever it is claimed to be can suck on his/her [i]d[/i]ick/[i]p[/i]ussy



Brain Teasers

A man was found murdered one Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff & was given these alibis: The Wife claimed she was in bed reading a book. The Cook claimed she was cooking breakfast. The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds. The Maid claimed she was getting the mail. The Butler claimed he was polishing the silver. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who was arrested?



What's the tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?



If 1 = 5,  2 = 25,  3 = 325, 4 = 4325, 5 = ?

Pame:
I really appreciate this, please we will like to have more of this seldomly time to time. It's very educative

You sure haven't been paying attention

Educating

bayleaf:
check wikipedia online, you would also get the word 'grassroots' used as one without a hyphen

Wikipedia as I have learnt over time is written by persons just like yourself and I. Information are editted from time to time and you can help make the corrections where necessary as it could be an oversight on the writer's part. My own opinion (yet it could be an existing word but prove with another link rather than Wikipedia)

Kudos to Ola, Denzel, Slap1, Odunnu, Ileke, Rasputinn and a whole lot of peeps who have made contributions in here as I've gained plenty and continually learning.

Remember, no one is an Island and a tree definitely cannot make a forest.

sley4life:
Thief& stole
she stole my bumper shot
not; she thief my bumper shot

Do you actually mean to say "She stole my bum shorts?"

Na wa oo
So una still dey cry battle for hia.

Airbender, I gave answeres to 3 questions, so which of the top 2 are incorrect?

airbender:
Farmer Brown came to
town with some
watermelons. He sold
half of them plus half a
melon, and found that
he had one whole melon
left. How many melons
did he take to town?

He came with 2 watermelons and sold half (i.e 1 in halves). 2 - 1 = 1 (which he eventually had left)

airbender:
I am the center of
gravity, hold a capital
situation in Vienna, and
as I am foremost in
every victory, am allowed by all to be
invaluable. Though I am
invisible, I am clearly
seen in the midst of a
river. I could name
three who are in love
with me and have three
associates in vice. It is
vain that you seek me
for I have long been in
heaven yet even now lie
embalmed in the grave.
What am I?

LIFE

airbender:
As I went across the
bridge, I met a man with
a load of wood which
was neither straight
nor crooked. What kind
of wood was it?

Saw dust or Wood shaving

Guess someone beat me to answering that of ICEBLOCK cos dat's for certain

. . .just like you fafa and moma are brother and sister (what and incest!!!)

Darling (Tryna win me over)

I guess you and the OP have a lot in common and if you say my brain is slow, then you are lost (you should have said I have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR).

Again, I ask you to take out both set of words in BLOCKS LETTER from the OP and tell me how it matches or rhymes. You really are the one without a sense of humour or you tend to fall for things that AREN'T!

BTW. . .How do I upgrade my brain

Great!
Thanks for asking.

^ ^ ^

I see you!

How are you

Studio. . .Seriously, you are finished and I think you need a change of attitude or approach (but I can imagine you laughing for such comment to be coming from SLEDGE of all peeps )

I pray you never recover that book . . .Useless!

Odunnu:
Please tell me you were joking at the bolded part.
You took not just a minuite but some minuites?
You find it difficult comprehending?

First, I notice you have a problem spelling MINUTES (you should never skip English classes you know cos the world today is English)
Now why should I tell you I was joking Since you appear to know too much, come back harder and clarify else. . .
Guess dis wudn't be hard for you to comprehend and don't waste time hollering back.

(One more thing, get a wristwatch and time yourself then read the OP and tell me how long it took you to finish reading---lemme see what you say about that)

Ofoka nor dey fail to see fight and waka (instead make e seperate, e go even dey put fuel)

Mobinga:
It's Mobinga Mobingo