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^^^ Dem say dem wan close ur ID and dash u money.

Meanwhile close your mouth. . .see fly!

Is dat why you're spitting at me anytym u mention the word wit "s"
Smells horrible!

At least I nor complain say I wear rag yet you dey drag am with me.

Abeg comot my front before I push you enter road.

Ben and dani, una nor well oo. Una leave work wen dem give una go dey play ten ten and baba suwe abi na babe ijebu (bloody gamblers).

Una nor see say dem don turn here to Romance section jst becos say na offtopic chat thread.

Seun, you nor dey do regular check up

Where's the joke? Lame!!!


I thought we had a monkey that twice or thrice ruled and was once in uniform? Well he can be recruited.

Shout to be heard

Beta still stand on that chair so dey can see u

makajibbz:
itz official

Same tyn wen dem tell u wen dem give u rat poison thinking say na andrew's liver salt. Die!

makajibbz:
nawa o, u brain press pause.

mtn y'ello. . . duh

No, your own brain don press spoil.
Suppose u yarn Close up or Colgate or Maclean, I for understand. Wetin concern MTN wit ur crate of teeth like rabbit

blacksta:
I never knew stud get voice for yansh - lol - spokes person

That voice for yansh dey also give knock for head and slap for face electronically
Ur turn go soon reach

Element G:
i kind of noticed

Good!

Studio CFR:
Faints

<Pees in d grass not knowing Studio was in it. . .So much for fresh air>
Arrrghhhh! Studio, wetin happen to u

@Studio. . .Your babe advise you well and I think Blacksta get point only say im nor realise d babe in say na d one wen u don collect for im hand.

@Makajibbz. . .Wen MTN begin do toothpaste? Abi na battery dem don dey sell cos e mean say u go use acid wash teeth be dat

@Blacksta. . .Stud fast pass u unto d babe matter

Element G:
dats not too bad

now dats crazy, u actually deboobed urself

So u noticed?

Studio prove say u fine.
Upload pic and no photo shopping (BUYING) and photo editting

@Makajibbz. . .Abeg go brush

Idowuogbo:
@sledge
mr oga
abeg no call my name oo . or else i stone u wiv black amala
nonsense

Y u dey use ur middle name anyhow. Jst dey show ur small sef.

@Studio. . .Sure idowu too local for you but Under G fit keep up wit ur style  

blacksta:
You chop sh it  - christian ode  - lol

Blacksta u nor well  
So Stud na christian mumu Wait make im catch u

@Studio. . .Later u go say u nor turn here to GAY thread. See as under G dey apologise on every thread and even Idowu don foncuse her sex status for ya sake.

Studio so dem don finally give una light abi u draw wire from ur neighbour house?

bashy_demy:
it would have been better to be lost in the garden on efe profile

Thanks for d suggestion but NO!

Stallion84:
@xynrise:
Calling Yoruba dirty is way beyond u. and your replies shows your personality which implies you need more education to mingle with people on a forum.

Nor vex! Somtyms Xynerise brain dey touch but den don't be too quick to judge him and d fact u're in a JOKER's forum, allow everything count.

Efemena_xy:
Na your opinion be that - I laugh and joke with others (except you)

ever wondered why??

not that it matters anyway - you're not my type. . .

And slowly the truth comes out. Get a real life!

hakunajay:
what i'm trying to say is that, try to slowly assimilate the words in other to understand a joke. Sometimes, jokes can be witty n complex n it takes a matured mind to grab d meaning. Perhaps, u're damn SLOW or simply DUMB? And i never know that browsing is a PRIVILEGE to you? Are you in your bush? I mean village where d entire community share a desktop owned by d king- and u have to maximise your own privilege by going through jokes without tryin to understand them? Cos u dont wanna waste d privilege given to you?

Anoda sad story. Abeg when tis my turn to use OUR desktop, I'll read to assimilate.

@Efe. . . I feel your pain! Guess I got under your skin even wen twas really nuttin.
Koyor!

Wat's d worse dat can happen asides Banana

You've jst made it obvious u have a problem handling peeps. Sensitive like tension wire. Upcoming blah blah!

^ I see you have been bathing in the rain on top of a powered transformer.

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You go get grey hair for armpit and pubic if na "nice joke" u wan hear

Just becos a turtle can swim as is found in the sea doesn't make it a fish

Oya e don do. Leave my PJ.

See as u dey create unnecessary awareness for yourself.

U don too make noise.

Efemena_xy:
Na my post you edit like this??!!

Dream on baby - Efe no go ever tosh u

I mean it. . .

Now who is dreaming

change ur ringtone!

Now Blacksta stay on topic!! You're derailing this thread!!

Even when the thread is tagged "offtopic chat", they still mention being on topic. Now dat's Psyche!

I get choice and I still dey think about am.

U knw dat tyn about d devil giving 1 and taking more dan 1, so I'm weighing d pros and cons of how I'll beat her to d game.

I don tell u say e go tire u