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Omo ehh...Chioma has really suffered emotionally for this guy hand!!

Stop keeping bank alert messages on your phone, some of you don't listen...

Jakumo:
OP I am 100% sure that if you had been carrying a good-sized chunk of cash, those police robbers would have simply shot you dead, then reported finding a possible robbery attack victim after dumping your corpse by the roadside or taking it to the mortuary.

I spoke to a retired Nigerian Mobile Police officer who described this process in detail. Typically they would order flashy cars to stop at their unofficial roadblocks that were generally located along lonely stretches of Nigeria's rural highways. Once a search of the vehicle yielded cash, the police would demand as much as 80% of that money from the vehicle owner.

If the vehicle owner was quick to accept that he was about to be robbed at gunpoint, negotiations would commence and the police would collect as much as 50% of the cash before allowing the money's owner to depart with a stern warning to try and "cooperate" more promptly next time. In the case of motorists who wrongly presumed that they had rights over their own money and thus refused to pay or negotiate, the ignition keys would be seized by the police who would then convene a meeting to determine whether or not to "sentence" the stubborn motorist to death right there and then.

Following some minutes of discussion, the motorist would be ordered to step out of the car for a "detailed search", and then after ensuring that no other vehicles were passing at the time, one of the officers would approach the motorist from behind and shoot him point blank in the head, taking pains to direct the shot's trajectory in a way that high velocity sprayed brain matter would not soil the uniforms of his fellow police robbers. The dead body would either be loaded into the trunk (boot) of the car or alternatively dumped in the bush, after which the crew would drive the car to be abandoned at a location distant from the crime scene.

Once all the "impounded" cash had been equally shared among the policemen, they would then decide whether to report an abandoned vehicle with a dead body inside the boot or alternatively just maintain their agreed code of silence at the end of their shift when they would disperse to enjoy the day's takings in beer parlors and houses of prostitution.

The retired mobile police officer who narrated this story informed me that it was only when he became a "born again Christian" that he began to develop a conscience over his participation in a large number of such serial murders with his fellow uniformed officers. Afraid that he would be "silenced" in the event of expressing reluctance to continue that practice of "sentencing" cash-carrying motorists to death, the officer simply absconded, quit the force, and took employment as a security guard working for a remote government farming establishment, where I met him much later when I was in the area shooting bush fowl.

So after going on killing spree, he became a born again and life is going on...E time dey come!!

What a son...

She's even walking majestically like who just invented something...

Small time she go begin dey call people her fans like the useless happi boys...

Kaxmytex:
Records are meant to be made and broken...

No emotions should be attached...
An Indian once hold the record before, a Nigerian break am, nothing xup if another Nigerian decides to make it a lil bit more difficult to be broken....

Why didn't another Indian chef tries to break the record after the first Indian lady?? Nonsense!!

Sounds how copy-paste some Nigerians can be...once someone starts up something booming, before you know it, everybody will rush in until the number of sellers exceed the buyers and the business dies a natural death...

Allow Hilda's record to breeet...!!!

Nonybb:
Obasanjo is like darkness and light. This is a man that chose a Niger Deltan, GEJ, to succeed him, ignoring all the Igbo candidates but has now turned to promote Peter Obi

how?? "Kowaciate"

And them what happened?? The Nigerian Army and Police went on a killing spree and here we are...

BennyDGreat:
That one na the lecturers fault. Nothing stops that lecturer from making a major part of the assessment a test...and exam could be 30%....that's the way they run it abroad

Yea sure...most lecturers in Nigerian university are saddists who likes failing or bringing down students GP on purpose, during my year 3 those days, they started sharing D and E like palliatives purposely to reduce the number of potential first class students...

Gerrard59:
So why does almost every university around the world, including Nigeria and down to the southwest and Lagos have more first class graduates from science programs than art/social science/humanities courses?

Making a first class in ANY ENGINEERING course is easier than, say, History or Law or Sociology.

Is this playing?? well, everyone knows their strength and weaknesses, someone who's not good in calculation can't make first class in science courses, but someone who's good in calculation can easily make first class in art courses...

DeLaRue:
Getting 5.0 GPA in any art course over a 4 or 5 year course is extraordinary.

Art subjects are usually easier to study than science subjects.

However, because art subjects are not exact and there are often no single universally accepted answers in written exams, a 5.0 GPA in a pure art course is more difficult to achieve than in most science courses.

FEG 404 says hi...!!! You are comparing a la cram la pour course with science courses...just dey play!! In a science course where you are asked to answer four questions, but only number 1 might take all the time to solve...

Una dey amaze me shaaaah!!

News from one Abimbola Abatta is been circulated as GWR and self acclaimed learned ones are falling for it...

Still doesn't change his corrupted mindset tho...

Hotel or uncompleted building...??

Ismael97:
If someone asks u to get a jamb form and write and promised to fund ur education, then after 100 level or six months, he abandons u especially in a strange land, would u be happy. It is even much worse when the whole world has already known that they are in sch, only for them to drop out. it's saddening

fvck off with your entitled mindset...If they marry wife for you, shey they go still help you impregnate her!!

You and those happy idiots are the same...!!

Westerhoffe:
Good.

Let's celebrate ours too… no be everyday everytime e go be Chelsea, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Manchester United, Manchester City, Villareal, Southampton, Aston Villa, Juventus, Dortmund, Al Nassr, Al Itihad, Arsenal, Liecester City, Seville bla bla bla… or every foreign clubs wey no give shit about us.


Nice one there Enyimba.

Nzogbu! Nzogbu!!

No vex, but wetin carry Al nassr, Leicester city, Al Itihad, Southampton and Aston villa enter your list 😯

well deserved... congrats to her once more!!

This is seriously serious...

seunmsg:
This is a welcome development. Hopefully, all the hate filled obedients and their family members will not apply for the loan. God bless Mr. President.

We all know in Nigeria it is very easy to dish out policy, or sign whatever into law, but the problem is always implementation...watch how these bill will be ridiculed with corruption.

Bullet01:
Picture of it standing or na lie.

Lol...!! Only if you are worthy... I've got a golden penis any girl in the world will be very lucky to see...

wonder233:
Ozuo, tigernut drink had nothing to do with your dick being hard. This is why politicians are using your heads in this country. You guys are so dumb, same way you're all holding fast to tribal and religious stereotypes while the politicians smile to the bank. Keep being foolish.

Akpamu...Shut da fvck up, you know nothing...!!

Now run along, go build sand castles...!!

Skyfornia:
Most of the ladies asking to meet in a public place are looking for opportunity to feed their stomachs

I remember when I was single, a lady requested for us to meet in a public place and I demanded we meet in her church but she declined.

Na to chop dem dey find..

I love this...

Who tie this stuff much be highly skilled in catching thieves...😂

wonder233:
It is not an aphrodisiac. That is a stereotype. The drink is just a plant based milk drink. Nigerians and their obsession with aphrodisiacs, anything that looks creamy is automatically an aphrodisiac.

Oga keep kwayet if you don't know....The first time I took that combo, my dick was standing carelessly all day long!!

Senator777:
This is great 👍. Now I can say that we have president that get sense.

He even delivered the message from heard without reading from papers.

Nigeria shall surely be great again.

God bless Nigeria .

Dey deceive yourself, everything was projected to a very gigantic TV behind the cam... Every Obama uses a teleprompter let alone Tinubu!!

Each of those cars cost nothing less than #70million...it is well in this country

obembet:
Messi rob iniesta


I just hope they will not rob this boy


Premier League winner
🏆 Champions League winner
🏆 FA Cup winner
🏆 Premier League Golden Boot winner
🏆 Champions League Top Scorer
🏆 Premier League Player of the Season
🏆 Premier League Young Player of the Season

Take away tapins, penalty and heading...Halaand is a very useless player!! No skills, no passing accuracy, just standing in the 18box area waiting for tapins...!! He's not even worthy to win a Dubai'dor but let's have it....!!

OJEEMAH:
SNEIJDER 2010
Seria A: 4goals and 8assists
UCL: 3goals and 6assist
World Cup: 5goals and 1assist

Seria A winner
UCL winner
Copa Italia winner

MESSI 2010
European Golden Boot
UCL Top Scorer
Club World Cup top scorer
La liga Player of the Year

La liga winner
Copa Del Rey winner
UEFA Super Cup winner
Club World Cup winner
Spanish Super Cup winner

If Sneijder was exceptional and also behind the success of Intermilan and Netherlands, how come he was never voted the best in atleast one of the competition he participated?

In 2010, Sneijder did not win UEFA Player of the Year. Milito did.

In 2010, Sneijder did not win Seria A Player of the Year. Milito did.

In 2010, Sneijder did not win Intermilan Player of the Year. Milito

In 2010, Sneijder did not win Golden Ball at the World Cup. Forlan did.

LEWANDOSKI 2021
European Golden Boot
Broke Muller’s record
Bundes liga winner

MESSI 2021
Copa America winner
Copa Del Rey winner

Copa America Player of the Tournament
Copa America Top scorer
Copa America Top Assist
La liga Top scorer
Top Assist in La liga

You don’t care about Sneijder nor Lewandoski. You are just a typical Ronaldo fanboy working so hard to discredit Messi.

If it’s about justice, why did you omit 2013 and even 2014?

2013 was the first time a player was crowned without leading his team to a single trophy.

By your logic, Ribery and Neuer should have won 2013 and 2014 respectively…. Guess what? both awards went to Ronaldo

Weldon bro... you just schooled that useless hater where it hurts the most. Now they are glamouring for a Halaand that I couldn't even remember the last time he gave an accurate pass to his teammates!!

patrotic9gerian:
If you believe that attaining publicity is a simple task, then I challenge you to go out and pursue it. Hilda, with great courage, has shattered a world record, and it is truly admirable to witness more Nigerians finding inspiration in her bravery to break even more records. We should wholeheartedly support and encourage all Nigerians who courageously strive to put our country on the global stage. This serves as undeniable confirmation that Nigerian youths are far from lazy, as unfairly labeled by the former president, but rather they are incredibly hardworking and driven individuals. If I were in BAT's position, I would swiftly travel from ABUJA to Ekiti, share a lunch with Dami, and promptly return back to Abuja. It is crucial to foster an environment that nurtures the creativity and entrepreneurial spirit of our youth, enabling Nigeria's long-term economic growth to rival that of developed nations. Healthy competition is essential for our nation's future. The Nigerian entertainment industry has achieved global recognition due to fierce competition and the unwavering determination of our youth. Let us continue to support any courageous Nigerian who aspires to leave a lasting legacy for future generations.

For your mind you made a whole lot of sense right, this Hilda Baci girl hasn't even received her award, yet every tom, dick and Harry wants to jump on the same train, do you actually think GWR will take any of them serious after this, it has obviously become a child's play...

Atleast the useless Dammy of a girl should have allowed someone to shine before she starts her own, Hilda put in a lot of hard work preparing for 5years just to achieve that, but Dammy just woke up one morning stealing her shine...I see it like taking someone's credit in a work place due to envy and jealousy, this isn't inspiration...las las nobody is getting any recognition from GWR with these mentality...!!

wman:
Dammy is actually a joker. She didn't apply to Guinness. She slept at night. She charged for the food instead of the food being free. Her lifestream kept cutting off especially at night. She flouted various rules.

Don't mind that wanna be notice me, you can imagine her turning off gas to pick beans 🤣 and also reducing the heat of the gas just to perboil rice for 3hours...

She just dey play ni...

Loveabove:
My mind always tells me this Shettima has evil mind to kill Tinubu and allow his boko haram boys to take over the country.

say no more, his face says it all...

loosecanon50:
All these ones na English, everyone should just buckle up their belts and get used to the situation on ground.

Overtime, Nigerians have been hardened to withstand any kind of hardship we're faced with. Everyone will be alright las las.

I swear, Nigerians are built to survive any form of suffering and hardship melted on them, funny enough they will still be smiling and saying rankadede to their oppressors...!!