lucenzo:

I was thinking, what is the most popular rumour in nigeria. To me it was the one that Nigeria super eagles played india with a scoreline of 99 - 1 or was it 100 - 0   I can't remember now. I heard  that rumour way back 1996 and do you know, the most crazy thing here is that india had never played football or a fifa tournament before. Others could be  
1. Acid rain
2. yar'adua death
3. May 12th judgement day
 Oya nl let's hear your comment

ogugua88:


I will try your spaghetti on one of those days that I'm starving and want quick food lol. I am no good in whipping up food on the spot, and I've never tried spaghetti with tuna. Shall be interesting

squino:

1) e don tey since since day been break
2)you know how many years i take senior you?

ajirebi20:


That he has friends in the windy city, living in the worst ghetto in America

Okay. We shall see

Like I said be afraid okay.

mikkymoi:

Pls, houz help me,

I have told this girl countless times, that we can't get married, yet she says no,
AM not ready yet, dont wait for me, she says noooo,

I have cheated so may times so that she can run and leave me to no avail,

Am left with no option, not that I dnt love her, but am not just READY NOW,
shes far from understanding, telling me I must marry her b4 December,

I neva see this kin thin B4 oooooo,

::Andrew:::

MA FOOLISHNESS AND STUPIDITY

THERE IS THIS RUSSIAN GIRL IN MA OFFICE THAT ALWAYS TALK ABOUT BLACK GUYS THIS AND THAT, AND ALWAYS ADMIRE MA JOHN THOMAS FROM CLOTH VIEW, I GOT INVOLVED IN A DIALOGUE ABOUT C0ITUS, I CLAIMED I CAN STAY ON TOP OF HER FOR 4 HOURS AND TO MA SURPRISE SHE PLAYED A BET OF $500 WITH ME, I WENT HOME WORRIED ALL DAY CUS OF MA DIGNITY AND ALL THAT, WHAT AN UNSOLICITED TEMERITY IT WOULD BE IF I FAIL. I CONSULTED A FRENCH FRIEND ABOUT MA GAMBLE DAY, HE KNOWS AM NOT INTO C0ITUS, BY THE WAY AM A PROGRAMMER, MA BRAIN IS NEVER RELAXED, ALWAYS CODING. HE ASSURED ME OF FAILURE.
I HAD TO HID TO HIS ADVICE AND GOT MA SELF A BIG BOTTLE OF BRANDY, TWO HOURS BEFORE HER ARRIVAL, I DRANK AND DRANK UNTIL I WAS VOMITING, A FEW MINUTES SHE ARRIVED, ALL I COULD SEE WAS MA CEILING FAN AND THE WHOLE HOUSE TURNING AROUND WHILE I LAID FLAT SOCKED WITH ALCOHOLIC ODOR, CANT EVEN SAY WHEN SHE DROVE OFF, NOW I CAN FACE HER IN THE OFFICE 1, 2, MA $500 WILL BE GONE JUST LIKE THAT, AS SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE SHARP, WHATS THE BEST THING TO DO NEXT? RE SCHEDULE THE MATCH OR GIVE UP? I WAS INTIMIDATED THAT RUSSIANS GIRLS ARE OF DEADLY EFFICACY WHEN IT COME TO THAT. IS IT TRUE?