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Politics / Re: All Members Salaries To Be Transferred To National Relief Fund - Nigeria-speaker by snitchbitch: 8:38pm On Mar 31, 2020
I "pray" the money doesn't get embezzled in the long run.


I said "pray"!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Wash Reekado Banks On Twitter, See What Happened. PHOTOS by snitchbitch: 8:34pm On Mar 31, 2020
His attitude is inversely proportional to his music. The badder his attitude, the doper his music. But in art, there is no good or bad, everything you do is accepted.

On the converse, I personally don't blame burnaboy, because he fought and rose up all by himself, till this moment hardly can you say he was helped by someone, so I won't blame if if he is arrogant. When most musicians took the elevator, he was busy climbing the stairs.!!!!


Mr DJ, please play me "when the gbedu dey enter body!!!!!!"

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Foreign Affairs / Re: This Happened To People That Were Caught Outside In Rwanda (photos) by snitchbitch: 8:24pm On Mar 31, 2020
I think interrogating them is better. Take a cue from how american police interrogate a suspect, they will even offer him a cigarette. Its not all of them that will be outside for an incognizant reason!!! Well that's my own opinion sha!!!
Phones / Re: MTN Give Out Free Messaging To Subscribers by snitchbitch: 7:52pm On Mar 31, 2020
Empty hen are like the devil, if he gives you a chicken to rear, he will later ask for your son to slaughter!!!

I also got the message, but what about all these years of buying recharge cards without N1 promo, mtn, mtn, someone said their money doesn't sleep in Nigeria, I don't know if its true sha!!!! And I don't blame them, I blame out govt.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Says He Is The Best by snitchbitch: 4:47am On Mar 30, 2020
Wizkid is dope, we like him, girls too love him and he also love them in return. If he says he is the best then he is. If it were you, what will you say?

You are the worst?
Politics / Re: What El-rufai Did Days Before Testing Positive To COVID-19 by snitchbitch: 4:45am On Mar 30, 2020
I pray God help humanity on this virus issue ooo. This is so so serious!!
Business / Re: What Business Can I Set Up With N600k? by snitchbitch: 8:51am On Mar 29, 2020
abbeYhart:
Buy phones from UK or US and sell in Nigeria. You can make a lot of gain from it. I am based in US so i am very sure of it. It is something i do by the side...as an additional source of income.

Did you sent an email to me? I have issues with my email. Please if you have any info just mention me on a dead thread, I will reply, up till now I didnt get your email ooooo!!! #Godbless!!!
Romance / Re: 5k Cash For First 30 People by snitchbitch: 8:34am On Mar 29, 2020
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Romance / Re: Few Minutes To That Bro Give Away by snitchbitch: 8:31am On Mar 29, 2020
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Romance / Re: Let Me Sub For You. Drop Your Number. by snitchbitch: 8:28am On Mar 29, 2020
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Romance / Re: Am Giving 5k To 3 People. Picking On Last Page by snitchbitch: 8:26am On Mar 29, 2020
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Romance / Re: 2k For The First 100 People by snitchbitch: 8:16am On Mar 29, 2020
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Romance / Re: First Four Girls Will Get 60k Each If They Do This For Me by snitchbitch: 8:15am On Mar 29, 2020
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Romance / Re: Am Sharing 2billion US Naira For The First 200 Persons. This Is Not A Joke Just by snitchbitch: 8:14am On Mar 29, 2020
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Politics / Re: Buhari, Jonathan, Others Congratulate Tinubu At 68 by snitchbitch: 8:02am On Mar 29, 2020
Don't know what PDP is capable of?

Ask the Jagaban!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: This Guy Says La Liga Is A Better League Than The Premier League by snitchbitch: 7:55am On Mar 29, 2020
You cant compare both of them because they have their areas of specialisation.

In terms of TV rights broadcast and media publicity, you just have to give it to the premier league, I could remember in one season, a club that went to relegation in the premier league collected money, even for relegation and TV rights more than Sevilla, some Spanish clubs find it difficult to pay their players salaries and their staffs too are owed.

When I am playing ball and you owe me salary, how will I mark messi or ronaldo(before he left) very well. That is why it has been very easy for Barcelona to dominate them for all these years without any club giving them a run for their money. Because they have crippled all the other clubs monetarily, big clubs like Real Madrid and Barcelona only get the big players while the small teams just struggle and struggle to survive.

Also their is a very tough competition in the premier league unlike in LA liga. Last two seasons it was man city, beating everybody, today it is Liverpool that is in charge. That is what makes football to be sweet. If Barcelona is playing against Girona, I don't even need to watch the match, everybody knows who will win. That is very bad for a football competition. And that I s what is killing the game in LA liga. Their coaches, league management and country football management need to address that. I could remember a season where more or even almost all the players in Spanish national team were from Barcelona. Guys like Sergio Ramos had to fight. Because Barcelona is dominating them. When mourinho was coaching Madrid in 2012, what he tried to do(though he later failed and left) was to try and reduce the predation of barca, but he did won the league before he left sha.

Though I like the LA liga for their style of play and their ability if grooming young and home based talented players like cazorla, fabregas, david villa, xavi and iniesta(world class dope ass engines) and a host of super strikers like Fernando Torres, aguero, griezzmann etc. They can still do more. Kudos to athletico Madrid's coach, Diego simeone the guy too is giving barca a run for their money.

The game, speed and intensity in both leagues LA liga and premier league are both different from each other. You can't compare them. Also one thing you guys forget to mention and that is killing premier league players is "media hype", guys like Michael Owen s career was destroyed by the British media. That time he left for real Madrid and his career flopped. The British media like to overhype their players, imagine just an average player being compared to the likes of maradona, Pele, Rinaldo delima, just because he is having a good form, . having a good form I'd different from being consistent. Their is no season when Ronaldo and messi won't score 50 goals or more in all competitions all together. That is consistency. But if a British player comes today and scores a television goal, the British media will say " he is the next balloon d or winner". That is what is killing the premier league. And another thing is they waste money on average players. Before arsene Wenger left arsenal ( though I don't support some of his policies), he always complain about how big clubs like real Madrid and man city are spending too much to buy players. Like Paul pogba that man utd spent 89 million to buy, I am not saying he is not good oo, he is a world class player but that money is too much!!!!

Those are some of the things affecting those leagues. Both of them have their advantages and disadvantages. And you guys too know them!!! But for me in terms of competitions and entertainment. I will still pick the premier league because how will two clubs want to play(like barca and Mallorca) and everybody will be saying barca is the winner even before they play the Match? But in premier league, Leicester city can come form relegation and carry the league, like they did in 2015, that is an element of surprise that is very crucial in football. Nobody knows what will happen. Anything can happen, win, Loose or draw only thing that can happen.

#Godbless!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Promises Access To Food, Medication by snitchbitch: 5:37am On Mar 27, 2020
Thought he will close the thread,

Any thread with myndd4.4 on it, he usually closes it, after he comments , you will just see the red ink stamp, "thread closed" gbam!!!!

Clinical guy!!!!
Romance / Re: √√√√√√√√√√√√√ by snitchbitch: 4:51am On Mar 27, 2020
Hmmmn this table that you are shaking, I hope it doesn't break and crumble because it won't be palatable at all. Most of them are passive readers but we still have them on nairaland. Dotn let them catch you ooo, please don't let them catch you oooo, please I beg you.


Most of us who usually talk about them usually apply maturity, stylish bashing, and jokes to hit the nail on their heads. But guy you are going hard!!!! If this is rap game, I can say you are Tupac, you are spitting bars man!!! Watch your six ooo, they might be coming for you!!!!


Wanna tag or quote?
Is your name "them", ?
Romance / Re: Woman Divorce Husband One Month After Marriage Due To Too Much Sex by snitchbitch: 4:38am On Mar 27, 2020
Many women dont like any kind of relationship where they don't of won't have the upper manipulative and dictating hand. The man or guy is on top of his game and its killing her. She is just like a slave in the relationship. Also I sense she is talking to a friend or her mum or a third party about the relationship. Advice to divorce just after a month is too early a decision to make. But don't worry she might later come back months or years later begging to stay again in the relationship.

All the man needs do is fold him arms and watch as the soap opera turns out.
One cold beer for him!!!!!

Once a woman notice that you don't take shit. They flee to their heels like usain bolt. The guys they hate most are no nonsense guys like my prof here(don't lemme mention his name) you all know him(he doesn't like to be disturbed!) Martinez how far?

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Romance / Re: 13 Things You Don't Know About Women. by snitchbitch: 10:44pm On Mar 26, 2020
Things we all know about Nigerian women

1. Their data subscription ends when you start dating them

2. They will kill you if they find you with another babe or girl or lady or woman

3. They will check your phone or WhatsApp if you are double dating

4. If you are a broke guy she will store your number with "microfinance bank" but if you are rich dude she will store it with "mumu ATM"

5. They will date bad guys and ditch the good guys . when the bad guy breaks their heart, they will claim all guys are bad.

6. They jist, gossip and backbite about, guys , d!cks in their assemblies or hair dressing salons.

7. If a guy is a gay, he will be well hated by their every tom, dick and harry amongst them. But when a woman is a lesbian she will be loved and welcomed by both arms. They will even buy teddy bear for her to be cuddling before she sleeps.

8. If the husband has N5, it is our money but if she has N5 million, it is her money.

9. The older and uglier she gets, the more jealous and more greedier she gets in the house.

10. Don't let me be typing alone, feel free to add yours, its a social media, let's share the fun with each other. KINDLY ADD YOURS!!!!

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Romance / Re: "Heard Boobs Milk Cure Corona Virus"very Busty Lagos Lady Shares Her Boobs Photo by snitchbitch: 10:33pm On Mar 26, 2020
Take them(your ......) to a nearby ATM or bank and use them to withdraw or collect money!!! Goodluck!!!!

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Romance / Re: I Fully Understand What It Means To Be A Woman'curvy Lady Goes Full Nude (photos by snitchbitch: 10:31pm On Mar 26, 2020
Bad people have spoilt the good ones!!!!

Is your name "people"?
Romance / Re: Smash Or Pass? Photos Of This Big Boobs Instagram Lady Will Melt You by snitchbitch: 10:23pm On Mar 26, 2020
One thing about nairaland, come with one million problems, a guy will just come and solve it with just ONE WORD!!!!

The greatest online university I have ever attended.

Phyno: "I came, I saw and I conquer."

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Health / Re: People Who Have Contributed Monetarily To Fight Against Coronavirus In Nigeria by snitchbitch: 3:26pm On Mar 26, 2020
Heaven will not help a man who will not act.

Evil prevails when good people sit down fold their arms and do nothing.

All I can do is hope the scientist find cute for this covid or whatever. Play your part, don't be idle, you can save someone's life.

You have got good in you!!! #savesomeone!!!
Romance / Re: You Can Only Isolate With One Celebrity. Who Are You Picking? by snitchbitch: 3:05pm On Mar 26, 2020
Davido of course!!!!

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Romance / Re: Can A Man Be Satisfied With Sex? by snitchbitch: 3:04pm On Mar 26, 2020
Have ladies ever tried satisfying their husbands/spouses/lover/boyfriend?


After two rounds. As she is having headache, she will be having stomach pains, waist pain, abdominal pain. Leg pain, throat pain,

As if the d!ck is inside her leg, throat, abdomen or waist. I don't blame guys who go to brothels to satisfy themselves anyway, body no be firewood, when the witch at home barely let's him fxck for one round before she starts complaining.

Women, the older(uglier) they grow, the greedier they become. Some don't even allow their husband to penetrate without first collecting money from him. Madam are you a prostitu.te?

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