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How many cups has Messi won for his country?

I don't blame a man who says he is gay!! But before we castigate and crucify them let's look at the bigger picture. I learnt now that there is a high percentage of gays in imo state. Most don't ask why but here is my own theory. You can correct me if I am wrong.

To do wedding with an IBO lady nowadays is like for a camel to walk though the eye of a needle!! The list that her family members will give to you will be endless!!! Where will he get money for it? Should he steal, kill or join cult? That is why most guys end up masturbating, watching porn or even being gay.

You all abuse Hausa people of underage marriage. I don't support it too, but now we are having gayism on the rise in the Southeast due to not willing or not being able to foster a very important aspect of our society, marriage.

My opinions though!! #ARGUEWITHYOURKEYBOARD

I was a mathematics teacher once years back in a town(name withheld for security reasons) so there was this girl in Ss2 who always disturbs the class. If you have controlled the class to be silent, immediately she enters the whole class will be noisy again!!! I was fed up of her!!!

So I flogged her!!! That would be my greatest undoing. She didn't flinch throughout the ordeal. She just went and placed her head on the desk.

At night, I was just hearing beating on me whilst asleep. I didn't know who were beating me. When I woke up, I felt pain all over my body! I walked to the mirror to look at my body, there were tens of marks of red lines of canes all over my torso.

You don't fear women? Then no dey tell person now!!!!

@otipoju here in Nigeria, we form to be better than them but actually our country is worse than their country , China. We pray to God everyday but we don't believe in God, we point blaming fingers at our leaders while we are worst ourselves.

I love Nigerian ladies, they will say no on the first toast, after you have bribed them, they will say yes and store your name with microfinance bank. When you are broke, they will ditch you and block your number. If her friend asks her "do you know that guy?" . She will reply "I have never seen him before in my life"!!

The op has said it all. A word is enough for the smart!!!

Because a disease is spreading, so we shouldn't use technology again?

What goes around comes around.


America how market now?

Thirty billion for the account oo

Just joking!!!


Man utd lifted it countless times, no issues, man city carried it no problems,

Liverpool peeped through the window
Corona virus!!!!!

Just joking ooooo!!!!!
Good morning!!!!

I downloaded the film, but still haven't caught the thrill, huss and fuss about it still. I even sent it to my friends. The prof was dope sha!! For one person to mastermind such a heist.

I will give to the prof, the guy is dope!!!!

The series was a little bit "hyped" than it rated. I will still go with prison break any day anytime sha!!!

Correct me if am wrong but what my biology teacher (name withheld for security purpose) use to say back in those days about pimples is that you(we students) should just watch what we eat.

If you eat a lot of fats like groundnut, groundnut oil, palm oil vegetable oil and so on. Its likely you have pimples. So its more of the inside than outside.

Some pimples too are caused by puberty because that time we finished jss3 and cane back for ss1, many girls and some guys had it on their faces. Girls own even worse pass, our head girl, that time, (if I mention her name now, she might be here) she sits beside me, her whole face was covered with pimples. She looked like horror, godogba, godogba pimples on her face. Even if you hate her you will still pity her. They were big red and swollen.
On the converse, its the ladies that usually cause It for themselves, you will be swing them devouring all sorts of sweet things, lollipop, candy, jam, baba dudu , ekana Gowon, gorigo, groundnut, kuli kuli, popcorn, there mouth won't rest.

Wanna police the world, fix your issues at home. They are still a world power, but the worm eating the vegetable lives in it!!!!

Let me come in from the religion point of view. Islam believes that the man is the stronger and must be the spender while the woman must be the receiver. The man was given strength over the woman because of what he spends on the woman. Though sometimes or even nowadays most times, as we have it, in a lot of families it is the wife that spends for the husband, though that one is not good and the husband will become gbewudani!!!

Women have been fine tuned by Mother Nature to depend on Men right from Day One. Why we have high rate of prostitutio.n is due to the competition between the sexes for good things of life and also partly due to irresponsibility of a lot of men!!! If you take care of your wife, she won't be sleeping around or be cheating. That aside, a lot of women too don't have contentment with what their husband provides for them. I read a joke on Facebook. Here it is:

Woman: our neighbour just bought a brand new jeep, won't you buy one?
Man: ( the next day he enters with a new jeep) hello dear, come and see the new jeep. Do you like it?
Woman(thanks) our neighbour just left his rented apartment for his newly built house!!!.
Man: (depressed) what? OK okay
(Next day, he took his wife to the newly bought house and they moved in)
Man: but darling, our neighbour just married another wife, should I too marry another one to make it two?

Good morning guys!!!

The just removed General Adeniyi ( or something) was talking about the quality of weapons with our troops compared with those in the hands if boko boys.

Where is the $2.1billion dollars , money for buying weapons chopped by sambo dasuki? Where are our drones and fighter jets?

I learned one thing from watching too much of Hollywood films, to solve a crime , just follow the money. Who is giving boko guys money to buy guns? How do they get their supplies? Their shipments of guns, uniforms and armunitions didn't cross the seaports and pass through checkpoints on the road?

Don't worry, let's continue to be deceiving ourselves ehn!!!!! Evil thrives when good people fold their arms and don't do anything. When the guilty are being punished, the innocent too aren't spared.!!!

Ororo, ororo mio!!!!

De Lima, zidane, Pele , maradona, baggio, guti, Beckham, ronaldinho (eyin omo eyin) henry, ibrahimovic and host of others didn't end their career in one club, they moved around.

Why did messi want to end his career in Barcelona?

Ororo, ororo mio!!!!

You call him penaldo, we call him world best, before you say anything tell messi to leave that club where he has been playing since his childhood and try new sides!!!!

1. Things fall apart by Chinua Achebe.

2. The Accidental Public Servant by Nasiru El Rufai (former fct minister)

3.My command by General Olusegun Obasanjo

4. Wives Revolt by John Pepper Clark

5. Harry potter and the prisoners of azkaban by j k rowlings

Dope guy. Tonight go sweet die. Happy married life. After nine months invite us for naming ceremony oooo!!!. Make we come chop!!!

Barbeque

Front page stuff!!!

Lalasticlala!!!!!

Those thinking about something else shouldn't. I see all this as just a publicity stunt to gain attention. And attention now is millions to your account. Fight with "you know who" on Instagram and you are trending. Teni was fighting with odumlade etc.

Whenever there is a fight between two elephants its the grass that suffers. Managers are very wary of how to trend or blow their bosses careers. You will see them faking his death, and many other things, you will be seeing wizkid romancing tiwa savage. They knew her career is nosediving, so they thought what can they do?

You are thinking that they are fighting abii? The too of them are collecting the money they made from you to buy beer at the club and they will point at you and say "see these idiots!!!"

Oluwa Burna mo gbona feeli!!!!!!

Wande coal: some have food but they cannot eat, some can eat but they have no food, we have food and we can eat glory be to Jah Jehovah, oya shops tie............"