₦airaland Forum

Oboy that thing , AdSense na war ooo, it was why I had to stop blogging ooo, because I have tried like a million times without getting it. It will just be saying error or something like that sha. I had to give up and move on. Will try to go and learn programing. Do you know how to do it? Please help. Or mention me on a dead thread and let's chat.

Some Nigerian ladies will rather prefer to form, and be lonely till they die than ask any man to marry them.

Its because you are not a woman, that is why you don't know the gravity of those words. Even a prostitu.the in a hotel won't even dare ask you such words. She will still be forming, pretending and still be giving you green lights till Jesus comes. They prefer to stay single than propose.

I am very sure it can't happen in Nigeria

Use the heart break to motivate yourself and hustle more for more money. When you are a millionaire, she will be begging you for second chance!!

Can't he wear gloves?

Some even use ALUM to rub their vagina, to make it tight, some sit on hot water and use other creams to make blood come out when you are fxcking them. She will even be crying telling you to be gentle on her, say the thing(your d!ck ) is paining her.

After how many body counts, if you fall for all those things above, my guy, then don catch you, only THE ONE IN HEAVEN (BABA GOD) can deliver you!!!!!

When you start dating a Nigeria girl, data will finish on her phone, her dstv subscription will end, she will need money for shopping, she will need money for cooking gas, she will want to fix her hair(Brazilian hair), she will ask you to pay her house rent. You will take her and her friends to shoprite every saturday.

Don't worry my guy, when you get home after doing all the above for her, and you about to kiss, hug and fxck, she will be MENSTRUATING!!!!

"For God so loved us (we Nigerian guys) that He gave us special types of women (Nigerian women) that whosoever is able to live with them peacefully without any fight, is indeed a typical man who shall have a blissful life.

Virgins? Do we still have them in NIGERIA?

When we tell you to FEAR WOMEN, you won't answer, now see where it has led you now, ordinary woman come dey panelbeat your face like Toyota ?

Abeg who get NOKIA PIN MOUTH CHARGER?

Visit www.miseducations.com or try the profs profile here on nairaland, www.nairaland.com/ubunja

You can also download "the manipulated man" by Esther villar. In PDF version.

All your writeup comprises of "I" "I" "I", life is not about only you, you and you alone. The problem is not about you. What they(other people) think about you doesn't matter. What matters is what you think about yourself. Work on yourself and stop taking blames for what people think about you. No one cares about you. Work on yourself.

Stop blaming people about yourself. Stop forcing yourself on people who don't give a shit about you. Dont cast your flowers to the pigs because they will trample on it. Motivate yourself, read books, inspire yourself, believe in yourself. Join a group in your neighbourhood, football club or brotherhood club, (not secret cult )ooo, listen to them share your worries and laugh it off your chest.

We need you bro, your life is precious!!!

Ladies hope you are not jealous?

Obontami

Ogunlakaaye

Shibaraba


Stupidity

Veryfoolishboy

That is how they were created by God. They cannot be satisfied. If you want to satisfy a woman, then are moving with just inches left to your grave. Because a woman has children for you doesn't mean she won't or can't kill you. It even makes it easier. Gather ten widows, investigate how or why their husband died, you will later find out that eight of them killed their husbands. Do DNA test for your children. Are they all yours?.

#goodmorningNairaland

Alhamdulilahi, the prophet pbuh has said it that their is no disease without cure.

I just pray that it works.

At one of my former workplace, there was a lady there, she was new, she was having issues with some of we guys at work. But as a sharp guy, I dey always dodge her. There was another guy, he was my friend, let's call him Mr A. Mr A was the vocal type, he can talk more than a radio.

Later on , fight ensued between her and Mr A. I was not with them in the office but she was shouting at the top of her voice so everybody in the vicinity could hear her voice.

All that she kept repeating is "I will kill you" "I can kill you" "you are a small boy" "I will kill you".

Weeks later I was receiving phone calls from one babalawo (herbalist) from ile Ife, I was like " what the hell is going on?". So removed my simcard, and threw it away. Bought another line and started using it.

The kind of spirit inside just one of our modern day Nigerian ladies can supply electricity to not only the whole of Africa but to the whole world.

He who fight and runs live to fight another day.
Dead men don't pay taxes.

A word is enough for the smart!!!

@afronight, One cold beer for you. You made my day!!!!!

Thumbs up!!!!!

The only thing women always say is "I can destroy you" "I will destroy your life". Hardly will you see a woman telling a man " I can make your life better".

The cripple cannot press milk from the udder but he can topple it off from the calabash with his legs.

Fear ...........
You asked why? Is your name "........."?

This is his last thread that I observed, you can try out his products if you like them, click the link below, you can also find him on romance and sexuality sections too





https://www.nairaland.com/5590887/best-silky-lubricant-sweet-s3x?

To the guy above telling another to jump from third mainland, you no try at all oh!!

The last time i knew the value I know of a human life is N50 million. And if one person dies, its as if the whole nation has died, and if one soul is saved. Its as if the whole world has been saved. Even in the court system, thy hardly give death sentence these days, all they do is life imprisonment.

So please because we don't value human life in Nigeria, doesn't mean human being s life's are valueless.

The op might be doing the right thing but in a wrong way, but don't tell him to go and die, its very bad!!! #peace #onelove!!!

Feminist with bitter jealousies. When a man is gay he is to be stoned to death or crushed to death by a heavy duty. But when a woman is a lesbian, there is no sin in that. She is welcomed, applauded and appreciated with both arms, well fed and well kempt by everyone.

What's good is good and what's bad is bad. The law of God is distinct and can't be diluted or swayed by our personal feelings for anybody or gender.

Who you fxck is your issue. Is it a he or she? You tried, some fxck animals. Some are pedophiles, rapists, necrophiles, and so on. The thing about being bad is that someone is, has or has already been worse!!!!

What you need is knowledge. With the right information and knowledge about sex, you need not worry yourself about premature ejaculation. Most guys over worry, thinking that pme is a disease, that they start taking drugs like Viagra and so on for it. But no , they need to be informed about some little little things that they can do about it.
1.watch your diet.
2.stop watching porn.
3. Stop masturbating.
4. Learn how to romance or pre-intimacy. If you don't ask her to teach you.
5. Learn many sex styles, lizard style, doggy style, missionary style, 69 style, cow girl style and so on.
6. Use her energy and not yours all the time.
7. Rub the clitoris. The clitoris is the erogenous area of the female organ, it has even more nerve endings than the penis.

In conclusion, no amount of fxcking can satisfy a woman, so once you reach your climax, or orgasm, just pull out, let it go and move on. Don't let us be reading "man dies during marathon sex" on nairaland. Many woman haven't had orgasm since they started fxcking and many won't till they will die. So don't be a victim. He who fight(fxcks) and run lives to fight(fxck) another day.

When she is telling you "right there" "yes harder" "fxck it baby" destroy my pxssy". You are going be that. May God save us!!!!

Reduce sugar intake, do a lot of exercise, take fruits like water melon, bananas and groundnut, visit your doctor for blood pressure and diabetes test, take fruits like tiger nut (gorontula) , or garlic (mix with milk to reduce odour), honey (little), do road work every morning, to firm your muscles. Hold your urine when urinating to control the sperm when it wants to come out. Stop or reduce masturbating and watching of porn. Try preintimacy with the lady or woman before you dive in. Take of your mind from the sex whilst your d!ck is still inside her. Think about another thing, like climbing a hill or rocking a child's swing. Don't take Viagra, it causes heart attack or slump.

I didn't learn all these from a school. Luckily I read it all from romance section of nairaland and sexuality sections.

I even heard now that there is a spray that you can use for your d!ck to get erect while sex. So stop taking pills its dangerous. And learn to replenish and rest your body after a fxck or sex marathon before another one. For most guys its 21days. But if you are strong you can fxck after two weeks, of continuous eatings and resting . but if you are healthy and strong, you can fxck after a week of replenishing. So that you won't collapse after sex. The last time I fxcked a bitxh, I spent up till twenty minutes without any drugs. (I use Viagra before but haven't spent long like this last one). It was doggy style and she was even the one who removed the d!ck that she was tired. And I checked the condom, sperm has not even come out. So when you are fxcking take off your mind from her pxssy and think of something else. That day was the best sex I have ever had.

Also corona virus dey outside my guy so keep it wrapped. Use condom ooo!!!

Someone said that I should fear Nigerian women. I asked why? He said that they are deadlier than corona virus. I asked how? He replied "corona virus takes days to kill you, Nigerian women take seconds."

You won't see a Nigerian woman advising you how to better your life, but do you want to end up poor, dead or in jail? They will give you one hindered million ways.

Apart from boobs and pvssy, do Nigerian woman have anything else to offer ?

May God save us from Nigerian women!!!!

Because in "their minds" they are angels made by God and a very special type of people.

They have boobs, two succulent round and orange like balls that when you press them oozes out a whitish sweet liquid from it.

They also have a tight elastic hole between their legs that can contain a human head however big it is. They also have a big buttock or yansh that they always shake and rotate as they walk or roam about i n their neighborhood.

So those are the reasons why they think every guy deserves them.

Later in life , when their time have passed, you will see many of them (in late forties) in churches or on mountain tops praying for husbands. And fresh new babes have already come out in town for guys to fxck. As someone will say, "Evening Newspapers". Some are in hotels and brothels, they are even greedier than the twenty, thirty year old girls. Don't get entangle with them, they know all the " six million ways " of killing a man. They best you can do is hug them and take your leave.

May be she is manipulating you, milking your money and collecting d!ck from another guy.

You asked how did I know?
Didn't you read "May be" ?

Why are they (women)/getting bitter because the redpill movement is growing and booming? I toast a girl, she said no, I got depressed, Mr redpill came, gave me some pills, that I shouldn't worry, that I shouldn't kill myself, that I shouldn't jump from third mainland bridge, that I should move on. So what is their (ladies) bitterness about that.

So because I have toasted you and you said no, I should go and die?

Let's show some love here please? A lot of problems in this world are because of too much hate!!!!!

Even the devil loves his disciples, may be Nigerian women should learn from him!!!!!

Thumbs up!!!

Nice thread, keep commenting guys , I am enjoying you!!!!

Lol!!!!

Fear women, especially the Nigerian version

You ask why? They lectured devil when he was unable to tempt Adam.