₦airaland Forum

@ software
garri makes me younger. why spend money on botox when i can just drink garri/ it truly is my fountain of youth.

Itse:
The idea behind prenup in Nigeria is for the protection of women, in the event of the marriage crashing, over the years women in Nig have been on the receiving end of marriage break ups. Though it shows lack in believe of lifetime span, it helps to see that women don't get throw out with nothing, It makes her aware of legal protection she can cover herself with.

Personally, i wont do a prenup, but i wont dismiss it altogether, it jus might help a woman get a soft landing, if things get really rough!

i kinda agree. having a pre-nup doesnt mean madam wont get something when the marriage ends. she should be well covered since it's likely the woman gets to keep the kids anyway. it just prevents her from walking away with a huge chunk of his wealth.

but then again if majority of the wealth was earned during the marriage i think she should get a huge chunk. especially if it was a long term marriage.

im only angered when the bimbos like heather who only stay in a marriage 3 to 4 years expect half.

bluenubian:
yup brand new boo , came with a warranty and everything

okay. now you're back in business. feels good doesnt it? i always tell my friends there's no time to waste with a shrimpy cheating guy. there are a gazillion sweet guys out there who you can honor with the gift of your company. my sister make you enjoy jare! and if this one yucks up too, just cash in that warranty for yet another brand new guy.

bluenubian:
thanks girl, its been 8months now since we broke up, we are really good friends now. am happy with my boo now.

brand new boo? hope so. goodluck

love hurts so bad. its amazing how love can give you contrasting highs and lows. love has showed me pepper. some days i wake up and love being in love. other days i feel like love has sucked life out of me.

but would i rather not be in love? no.

Jakumo:
Thank you also for sharing that opinion, Big Bee. I did go over the line so your continued rage is understandable.

its not new gist that lagos is dirty. but we still love our lagos because of the people we left behind there. when i touch down in lagos, im one of those people in the plane that clap and cheer with pure joy. it feels good to go back. the city itself is falling apart though.

no one makes my face up better than me.

bluenubian
cheating is a deal breaker. time to leave his sour ass and find someone better. it was fun while it lasted. and good for what it was. but if you take him back i want to see the mountain he moved. 

get your life back. get your cute face back in circulation. and watch other guys fall all over you like hot honey.

hehehehe! funny as hell.

banks use a lot of contract staff as well. contract staff earn a whole lot less. but they dont like telling their friends that they are just contract staff.

ChieFoH:
the building was uncompleted, plus it di not fall down immediately, no one knows i was the cause till today

now we know. plus say your picture dey your profile.

I-man:
HUSBAND? I don cross your name off my list

cool down oh! . never said i was available .

looks have nothing to do with anything. some of the worst players are down right fugly!   do i think handsome guys stray more? i do not.
my husband is really handsome. do i lay awake at night worrying he might stray? i do not!
i like to think of myself as cute and all that. im a sister that has it all.  if he strays i dont think it'll be because he's handsome. it would be because he's a fool!

of course i would like to know. so i can leave his sour ass !

first bank shares have always been a good investment. i encourage everyone to take advantage of first bank public offer. you will not regret it. even if it means borrowing. lets just say first bank has made me rich!

i opened a joint account with my husband. lets just say that account has been closed. will i do it again? probably not.

why assault our senses?

soulpatrol:
easier said than done. i tire o. if there wasn't so much pressure around, i prolly wouldn't give 2, but the parents, family, friends, even those not related to you, just drive you up the wall.

ignore them. before i got married no one dared bring up the marriage proverb with me. i would have pulverized that person. and i wasnt even that old sef. they were just being nosy. why do people think once you cross the 22 year old line , you are spent?

luckily my husband is like a mountain. me and my eleven kids can hide behind him in times of danger!
a short man will hide behind his wife for protection.

ok i was just kidding.

@nferyn
do you and your wife ever butt heads on what the kids should be taught? does she make them pray behind your back?

by the way nferyn what's belgium's economy like? what's the main language spoken there? are they kind to immigrants? ive had it with america! maybe its time to pack up.(again! ) and keep pursuing the elusive golden fleece.

BillGatesFan:
Women want a joint account because they already know that they are not going to stay in that marriage, hence they can have something to claim after divorce. or better still poison the man.

you've been watching too many home videos bros

ChieFoH:
i broke a pillar that made a whole building collapse

ha! samson!

im sure you ran away and pretended it wasnt you. how do you sleep at night?

Sharn06:
of course. i love garri and coconut best. i could kill for it.

i suspect you are not joking !

frosbel:
I advice you to be careful. I am in a similar situation and I am a british citizen ( dual nationality ) earning a basic of £35,000 yearly but with a wife and 2 boys. That about £3000.00 monthly before tax which is quite a lot.

For a single man I will say get a job first, a firm offer and accept nothing less than 450,000 Naira monthly. But for someone like me , a minimum of 800,00 Naira or else nothing because do not forget that you will want to live comfortably back home in a secure environment without any hassle.

I know dozens of Nigerians, a consultant, professionals, entry level graduates, who are yearning to return home but at the right price.

God is able, just think carefully, before you go from frying pan to fire.

people live very well in naija with less than that . just so you know.
by the way even with your bumper salary in the u.k or u.s the bills keep pouring in. no escape!

im still waiting to know what happened.

its real funny. they must surely find a reason to detain you .

funny

you know, i find it so difficult seeing the humour in sexist jokes. im out of here.