₦airaland Forum

tosinhtml:
I have DMed you, even though I am not the creator of the thread.

I asked the creator of the thread and not you, so I will simply delete your message.

Dadaboy:
Good day Nairalanders..

I am in dire need of support from people who have travel experience.
When I say travel experience, I mean people who has relocated from Nigeria completely.

I will be 30 next month, single (have always hated the idea of marrying any lady in Nigeria because I have been unlucky with most of them i met as they seem complicated, inconsequential, dishonest and inexposed).

To make this short, I spent a lot of my youth working so hard to save enough money with the mindset to relocate from Nigeria as Nigeria depresses me alot.

I have been able to save nearly 20 million naira, excluding investments running in millions i wish to put on cargo to ship wherever I wish to relocate to.

Now, my problem is finding a suitable location or environment where i can relocate to without stress and problems.

Note that, I do not intend to work for anyone as I have my own skills.

United States, United Kingdom are out of my plans as I have realised their system are not built to favour me or my type of person and seem more like stress and a slavery environment to me.

I applied for Canada visa with hope to get work permit but has been on hold for months as they have been on lockdown since.

Having lived in South Africa before for a short while and felt like home there, I had it as an option but I am at crossroads, if I can have better suggestions from experienced people here.

Also, if anywhere in Europe is advisable (remember I do not wish to work for anyone except part time, in my field or if must require me to get a work visa)

Please I need advice.

Get a remote work visa. I have one and presently live outside Naija. Contact me via DM for an honest expose on the whole thing.

All of you shouting father and son blah blah blah...have they been found guilty in any court?
All these stupid media trials need to stop.

vasel15:
ejike pure otelectual and efulefu,is he from rivers state?

SUG Presido in UNIPORT in 1989. Bad guy back then. That guy wey post that rubbish for im page would not have dared such.

Jupoc:
I have mentored many writers here that have now become what I call expert writers. Atleast way better than your description.

Can I refer a few?

I will hit you up when there is a need.

Jupoc:
Respectfully, I think you should give people the benefit of doubt. I've worked with many people here and there are good materials here.

My friends, I have interviewed hundreds of applicants from here and worked with a few. So I am well primed to know what I am saying. Nothing like benefit of the doubt. I give people chances to prove themselves and they cannot. What other benefits of doubt should I give again?

SamJed:
With due respect sir/ma, I disagree with this. Slavery shouldn't be a choice. It should be outrightly discouraged and discontinued. Because we know that there are people in desperate need of money that is why we choose to offer next to nothing as payments for jobs. This shouldn't be. Why should someone tell me that he will pay me 200 naira for 1000 words? Because he knows that I may be desperately in need for money and so I will accept the barbaric offer.

Most of these clients earn over 5 times what they pay. So why is it hard to pay the writer a considerate amount for the time, effort, fuel spent and other resources used? We shouldn't continue to accept such a mentality on the basis of choice. If this practice is firmly resisted, it will greatly help.

The problem is that the so-called writers are bad. Poor English, bad use of punctuation, grammatical errors, and the number one cardinal sin: PLAGIARISM.

Johnne32:
I have been on this platform for a while and have seen that some people actually offer just #500 per article....like that's really bad.

So, it just made me really curious. What has been the worst pay you have ever received as a Nigerian freelance writer?

I offer 5,000 per 1000 words. Specialty work: N40,000 for 5,000 words. But you must be really good such as the guy I have now who I will recruit into the major team I am building.

Eastlink:
Clown. Who told you he killed Ogoni children? Be mindful how you lay accusation on someone. How about those whose Father's Saro-Wiwa killed and burnt to ashes? An order came from Abacha and he carried it out, who do you blame, him or Abacha that gave the order.

If you do not know the role Obi Umahi and his boss Paul Okuntimo played in Ogoniland in 1993-94, where he boasted he knows thousands of ways to kill people, you should simply vanish.

He is a fraudster. He is lucky he was not lynched.

Osagyefo98:
All these are people who raped Christianity in Nigeria.

Rest in peace

Keep your mouth shut. Those of us who grew up in PH in the 80s know Stephen Akinola. Used to watch his TV program back in the day.

Jashub:
Why should a woman wear makeup to look like Jezebel? Chai...may God help our ladies who don't feel complete without makeup

Did Jezebel invent makeup? Many of you do not have a complete picture of the context of that scripture.

My Lord!

What is the difference between these people and the disbanded SARS?

Cokahot:
A bullet wound should resemble a hole like shaped deep into the tissues. This looks like a stab wound,or something. Trust me police woman nodey carry AK or pistol. Trust me if u see close range bullet wound. U go vomit. Looks like a bite from another wid animal in uniform. This is aggravated battery,physical assualt,misconduct,deformation of character,abuse of office,abuse of power,its endless. Lawyers whr r u

You know nothing about ballistics clearly.

24brains:
My friends always call me "CR7 womanizer" due to my habit of moving with multiple partners.

It all began last week when I had unprotected sex with one of my partners. I started having inching on my male organ. I noticed it was suddenly swollen. I was still forming boss until I noticed yellowish sperm like discharge gushing out from the tip of my penis.

At first, I thought it was pre-cum. I cleaned it up and packaged it back into my boxer. Few minutes later, i felt wetness and stains all over my boxers. Behold what I just cleaned showed up again.

I screemed and cleaned it up again still wondering if there can be ejaculation without erection and stimulation.

It didn't end there. I began to urinate frequently and it felt like hell discharging urine, my feet held tightly to the ground, body stiffened and screaming followed.

I was in pains for good three days walking around with embarrassing wet boxers with offensive smell from the dripage. I began to pray. I thought my penis was becoming rotten because I have never experienced such. I thought the tube that controls sperm/urine had ruptured.

After a week of no relief and erection, I summoned the courage to see my doctor. He ran some test and said I have Chlamydia STI(sexually transmitted infection). He administerd some drugs to me and also run HIV test on me which I came out NEGATIVE.

Please share your first time experience with STD and STI so that our fellow RAW men can learn.

Better go for another test in 3 months. Since the exposure was recent, you may be in the window period.

blues234:
My dad personally called me and told me to keep off from the south east, as they pick random young men and tagged them IPOB or Biafran sympathizers. The funny thing is that once you are picked, that's the end. Nothing for you again. An underground genocide is on going in the east, but the media is silent on it.

Nnamdi Kanu brought it upon his people. He is not a student of history. You never give room for your land to be under military occupation. But his followers are the biggest of the fools, following a man chilling out in the UK and far away with his family.

A man that could run away and leave his parents to die...who again can he care about?

Those are $1 bills. Hahahaha. No Nigerian bank even accepts them.

nnamdi65:
Good morning

Please I want to start a temporary business as a Bolt Driver before I got bank teller offer of ₦70,000 monthly.

A friend told me as a Bolt Driver you can earn up to ₦40,000 to ₦60,000 comfortably 6days in a week.
And if I work harder 7am to 7pm I could earn upto ₦80,000 weekly on Bolt.
But I need to invest by buying my own ride (I've just ₦700,000)

And with the Uber or Bolt I can get to meet many people and I can even freelance Real estate or Housing Agent while driving unlike the bank work that doesn't give you enough time.
Note: I just married and I need to Carter for ther family.

Please what your advise.

See the bolded?
Some guys make that amount in one single trade in cryptos.

Some writers make that amount from one article. There is a guy I regularly pay N40,000 for a 5,000 word report which he knocks out in 2 days.

This life is a choice with a blank cheque. You can decide what you fill in it. Bank teller work is modern day slavery.

He never made that statement. People should be careful about spreading rumours.

Failure44:
Damn Elon musk and china for almost sending me to my early grave.

Left sports betting addiction to crypto and it's the same result but this time I really got hit hard especially since I put majority of my savings in it.

I'm resuming school as a fresher next week and I don't know how am gonna survive with the last money I have.

Do i invest the little i have in crypto with the Hope's it goes back up
Advice needed am badly hurt and confused

Amateur rookie! Buying market at a top.

We are part of the non-aligned movement of countries. Make Bubu no go yarn rubbish.

Boer and Kalahari for N25,000?

Gosh! Robbers everywhere.

igbosoupkitchen:
Except you live where nigerians can be found in large number,asides that he will struggle because
- The taxi drivers speak french
- market women speak french
- you receive messages from telecoms companies like mtn in french
- even big malls like placemacory u need french to pay
- to buy atieke and aloko from the local food vendor u need french

It is their lingua franca, schools, churches, offices,police station, it is difficult to go about daily activities without knowledge of French except u get a local guide

Three months of intense lessons and he will be good to go.

Pascalblaise:
Sincerely I don't wanna be biased... Ebonyi is good looking but its that how Good governance should be rated ?? .. There is want is called human capital development which is what they lack.... How many cars or human can be seen on these empty roads...... You build flyovers where there is no congestion.... Virtually All these constructions was done by the governor's company..... Robbing peter to pay Paul..... We know the games and the gimmicks....

At least the governor is a civil engineer and he is delivering. What did Martin Elechi and the guy before him (Ominyi Egwu) do for 16 years they were in power?

Is Buhari the governor of Ebonyi state? Did he give the state one kobo for any project? Even the road from AI to Abaomege to Afikpo, a federal road, was done by the governor.

So what is this silly joke all about? Mod stop being mischievous with your headline.

CodeTemplar:
As expected. He speaks ignorantly and off point. The call to have a plan B by Adefarasin was due to failure of the system being funded by tax money and not that being funded by tithe money. His obsession with seeing the church grounded financially for devilish reasons won't allow him see this simple issue.

Daddy Freeze is a Romanian citizen via his mum so he has an EU passport and can japa at any time. That's why he can afford to make such a comment, which if you read it deeply, is making a MOCKERY of most Nigerians who have no options.

How can a poor person who earns N30,000 be saving N3,000 to take off? Even common ticket to Ghana via Africa World Airlines + COVID test = N200,000.

How many months of N3,000 saving will that person need to do, before he will rent house for himself and family. How will such a person fund his living expenses?

Righteousness2:
If you had applied the Wisdom you talk about, you would have seen clearly that Joseph Mary and JESUS Christ was a Divine Direction.
Did you see Mary or Joseph run away Until GOD spoke! There is a Difference between Divine Direction and Fear.
You can't Carry GOD in you and be running to Pillar and post.
If GOD speaks to you to move! You move!

You are very arrogant. I thought you were wiser.

Righteousness2:
The Greatest Plan is the plan and Decision to run into a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ.

If your reason for leaving Nigeria or wherever you are is for Safety, you are Deceiving yourself!
During the Covid Disaster, we saw people living where you wanna run to Africa.

The truth of the matter is that no place is safe.
From America to Europe to Asia, Russia, China, Australia, etc. The World Today is in crisis and the fact is these things are about to shift to the Next level.

Even the state of Isreal today are having their challenges.
Wherever you are on Earth, the Safe Zone is JESUS CHRIST.
The Safe Zone is the Genuie salvation of your Soul!
My Plan is to Solidify my relationship with JESUS Christ. Whatever Happens, I am Guaranteed to be safe and Happy Here on Earth or in Eternity..

I like your work here on Nairaland. But sometimes, you need to speak with wisdom.

Read Matthew 2 verse 13 - 23. Pay special attention to verse 13, 14 and 15.

13 Now after they had left, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream and said, "Get up, take the child and his mother, and flee to Egypt, and remain there until I tell you; for Herod is about to search for the child, to destroy him."
14Then Joseph* got up, took the child and his mother by night, and went to Egypt, 15and remained there until the death of Herod. This was to fulfil what had been spoken by the Lord through the prophet, ‘Out of Egypt I have called my son.’

16 When Herod saw that he had been tricked by the wise men,* he was infuriated, and he sent and killed all the children in and around Bethlehem who were two years old or under, according to the time that he had learned from the wise men.* 17Then was fulfilled what had been spoken through the prophet Jeremiah:
18 ‘A voice was heard in Ramah,
wailing and loud lamentation,
Rachel weeping for her children;
she refused to be consoled, because they are no more.’

19 When Herod died, an angel of the Lord suddenly appeared in a dream to Joseph in Egypt and said, 20‘Get up, take the child and his mother, and go to the land of Israel, for those who were seeking the child’s life are dead.’ 21Then Joseph* got up, took the child and his mother, and went to the land of Israel. 22But when he heard that Archelaus was ruling over Judea in place of his father Herod, he was afraid to go there. And after being warned in a dream, he went away to the district of Galilee. 23There he made his home in a town called Nazareth, so that what had been spoken through the prophets might be fulfilled, ‘He will be called a Nazorean.’

Read the bolded verses and get wisdom.

His tenure saw growth in the church. Assemblies of God was my root.

You withdrew money you know was not yours, and spent out of it.

YOU ARE A THIEF!

Case closed.

Igboho will die like a rat that he is.