₦airaland Forum

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Reality11:
Hi, please what area of land can the seed planter plant like from 8am to 4pm?

Thanks.

You can do one hectare in 6 hours using 3 guys that rotate. It is tiring.

The rules are very clear. A missed drug test is as good as a failed drug test.

PDP is a party beyond redemption. Filled with thieves and knaves. Deception is in their character. Let us see how they will come back to power in Nigeria ever again.

Amotolongbo:
Snakes are found at homes sometimes.

Snakes found at home hardly bite if not threatened.

These people and common petty things they claim to be miracle.
You will never see amputated limbs being restored or regenerated

Let us put a cobra into your room and let us see whether you can co-habit with it even for one day.

You are too coked up to maintain a relationship.

Better stop before you kill someone's daughter and you end up like this Ojukwu girl.

PDP is yet to change their ways.

ProjectJosh:
Anyone who can help us locate Joshua Ajisope of Farmfunded Agroservices Ltd will get a N50,000 reward for his/her effort.

Please contact me directly on Telegram at @Audacious_Investor if you have any information that could lead us to him or his family.

Reason: Joshua Ajisope ran away with investors money.

For all of you who thinks this doesn't concern you. Know that we invested in Agriculture and not MMM. So when you build that next generation App or machine or have an interesting idea that could scale and no one wants to invest in your idea. Know that youths like Joshua Ajisope ruined it for you.

You people that are always going around looking for some exotic idea to invest. You think farming is easy?

- I recently lost a goat to bloat that started at 2am. Died before morning. Another had a still birth a month later. Losses!
- Some years back, some people sprayed a field close to my maize on a windy day. Got to my farm and saw a section of the plants dying.
- This year, planted lots of trees in a piece of land I own. Came one afternoon and met cattle beautifully and selectively feasting on my planted trees while their Fulani herdsmen keepers were just watching.

Do I talk about rains that started in June this year, after a massive one that fell in March deceived many into planting? I planted a hectare of plantains in my farm in the North and 5 weeks later in my home state. The ones in my state are thriving well. The ones here are struggling.

When you are a practicing farmer, you will know that farming is not a slot machine where you put in 10 naira and get assured returns every three months or 6 months.

Maybe then you guys will stop patronizing these ponzi farm projects.

Juicewrld27:
no be to dey preach all about nl. Come and feed the hungry like me. Make i send aza?

You are waiting for your fellow man to feed you..

I remember watching his exploits with the likes of Andrew Uwe, Monday Odiaka, Augustine Igbinabaro, etc in winning the Tessema Cup in 1985, especially that memorable game where they overturned a 0-3 deficit against Cameroun and won 5-1 in Lagos.

The way Nigeria treats its heroes is most appalling.

Karlovych:
To the bible thumper above me, Even those that have your Jesus get killed, pastors get killed with Jesus no where to be found to save them, some even inside a church where according to your bible is place of refuge. You hypocrites should continue, with all your religion and Jesus your country is still worse and riddled with corruption

You read the Bible and see what it says about adulterers and murderers. Read it and live by its dictates.

obembet:
Dear Nairalanders, there is something that I don't really understand about life or let me say religion. I know some people may see it as luck or destiny. But if we call it destiny, then every Christian or all child of God suspose to be prosper and leave a better life than Dangote.

Because according to Jeremiah 29:11 New International Version that's says For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

But when I check those guys we call pastors and Alfa in School (University) they don't play with Church Fellowship or Mosque prayers, they get the best results, as in when it come to Education, they are very sound but most of this people end up teaching in one local private school or the other. While those Stubborn guys, that go to Club and party every night, many of them manage to get Third class but they end up in better companies, some are abroad while some are in government.

Also, those ladies that doesn't allow man to touch thier hand not to talk of hugs, infact majority of them are still virgin base on thier looks and behavior ( Not all). They always reserve thier body for thier future husband Many of those ladies too are on the street looking for husband up till now and looking old now. Even those that marry among them are still looking for the friut of the womb. But those strippers, Club girls, they hardly attend attend class and many of them even graduated with poor result get the best husband, have beautiful kids and better job.

Now my question is, why those who lived a wayward life in school get better opportunities than Church goer or those Alfa?

How many people did you sample to come up with this?

kestolove95:
no time to fvck?

Serious people trying to navigate the default disadvantage of living and hustling in Nigeria do not have time to think about how to fvuck, except it is their profession. It comes, it comes. If there is too much hustle on hand, the hustle must finish first.

ekerensima:
I'll be spraying between the rows of corn (200ml per 16L) at the lowest pressure possible, Ring weeding will follow later(this is my first time) I'll be updating pictures later in the day

Glyphosate will kill both corn and weed. Why not use a selective one like Striker?

wink2015:
Did this inspector Nathaniel Mannasseh learn from history?

There was the case of Late DSP George Iyamu who was giving out police rifles to crimminal like Late Lawrence Anini.

DSP Iyamu was caught, tried in the law court, sentenced to death and subsequently executed.

Iyamu was even the head of the anti-robbery squad in Benin at the time. Their undoing was when they shot Bendel State CP Akagbosu.

obi58:
Too expensive Bro.... People are buying acres of farmland for 200k per acre unless the location is in town

You mean virgin farmland.

adolfHitler1934:
I can sight Emperor Heil Silesia of Ethiopia, Kenneth Kaunda of Zambia and Mobutu Sese Seko Mabanga of Congo former Zaire.
Robert Mogabe was missing there though.

Our own here will never make such history except to be remembered that he banned Twitter and valued cow above human lives

Great Men of Africa... Rest on.

Can you spot Milton Obote, Jean-Bedel Bokassa and Mwalimu Julius Nyerere in the pics as well? Also Kamuzu Banda and Jomo Kenyatta as well?

My brother and I had those safari suits worn by Kaunda, Mwalimu Julius Nyerere and Robert Mugabe when we were kids in the 70s.

willybaby:
Good morning all, today we spraying premergents on our fields, pictures, chemicals been used will be updated soon, and yea some processes already carried out will be made known too

I do hope these preemergents do not end up polluting the water and land in that river basin. Left to me, we need to preserve the river basins and control what farmers can apply there.

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meobizy:
That’s a really long time. I thought they’ll breed as fast as rats. If a pregnancy is longer than three months then rearing the creatures doesn’t seem that profitable of a venture. How do you control the resulting rat population? I raise chickens from time to time and my abode is now a rat haven. They’ve found ways to camp in neighbours’ residences which they travel from to torment me nightly.

Get some cats ASAP before your farm turns to a snake haven.

Rats + poultry chicks...what a perfect combo for snakes. Do something very fast!

Where I used to live, there are many cats all over the street. I did not spot a single rat in the 2 years I lived there.

Btcking49ja:
God bless you....please any link on getting the Gambian Passport...My whatsapp number is +2349076739352 �

Are you a Gambian?

post=102666576:
When it is your time to die, no medics can save you.

Only God holds the key to death!
No be gaji gaji!

They would have been saved.

PetroDolla2020:
No please. We have enough Nigerians living in Ghana. We don’t want more Nigerians in Ghana. Nigerians come with too much issues.

Issues such as what? Ghanaians don't have issues? Like one who stole my friend's 3,000 cedis and we had to get the Medina division involved to retrieve the money?

tosinhtml:
LMAO bro, you don't have any company. You are a scammer & that's why you are pained because I found you out. It is easy to deceive people in an anonymous forum such as Nairaland, many people have been fooled because they are desperate of traveling abroad. You're not going to fool me.

Go & check all my previous post, I'm a Senior Software Engineer. My undergraduate wasn't even in Nigeria, I finished from a top UK university. Check out all my previous post from Travel & Programming post.

You are trying to do a dick measuring competition with me, you must be mad!

You claim to have schooled in UK. Why did you not stay back?

Aha...no post-education work visa so they threw you out of their country and back to your shit hole in Naija. Which is why you are busy sliding into people's DMs to ask for how to get visa to run away again.

If you are hungry, let me know so I can throw you one of the bills I have on my PC in the screenshot. That is N50,000 and should cover your feeding bills for maybe 2 weeks.

You and I are not on the same class. Reset your brain accordingly.

tosinhtml:
Bro you are a scammer. OP should be weary of you.

You are such a big fool. You do not know it yet. That is your problem.

You cannot even work as a gateman in my company. If you are jobless, I can send you the number of my farm manager to employ you in my farm I set up with N8m in a COVID year.

I have been here since 2009. Go figure.

tosinhtml:
The question is, which remote work Visa exactly? I sure know of countries that offer it like Germany, Estonia etc but never really met anyone who actually got it.

It's a simple thing, It's either you're just a fvcking agent trying to trick the OP of his money or an ordinary liar at best.

You are free to come to whatever conclusion you like. I do not freaking care.
It is a good thing I just deleted your message request. I don't have time for nincompoops.

He will come back. You know how many students in my set were saying things like...I go stop anything book after now, I go break my biro, blah blah blah...only for them to come back to do Masters after a stint with unemployment.