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RomanceRe: Should One Have A Back-up While In A Relationship? by swiftycool(m): 1:55pm On Dec 14, 2010
@Lola, i trust u my sista, traditional insurance abi! no wonder 190 go forever dey mumu 4 u whereva he goes. Lol
AutosRe: Registered Honda Bullet For 500k!!!SOLD!!SOLD by swiftycool(m): 9:27am On Dec 14, 2010
eghehibor:
Okay. i will let u know when i get something.
Thanks a lot! that was fast, real bizznesslike. ill be waiting
AutosRe: Registered Honda Bullet For 500k!!!SOLD!!SOLD by swiftycool(m): 9:11am On Dec 14, 2010
Hi eghehibor, am impressed at the quality of cars that I've been seeing from your stables and at reasonable prices. Please i'd love to get one like this but with an auto transmission. my most important features are
Honda Accord or civic between 96 - 2001
-factory fitted Ac
-Auto transmission
-Very neat body
-fairly good mileage for the price
-presentable wheels
and generally no faults as it would be used by someone who doesn't need the stress.
the budget is N650 or less, please send mails with pics of what u can offer to lakoosh@hotmail.com
deadline is 3rd week of january
thanks
AutosRe: New '99 Honda Accord For Urgent Sale by swiftycool(m): 8:41pm On Dec 13, 2010
ive also tried calling this seller and some others like him, answer- "caller not responding", i guess they dont have light to charge or something, abeg on tpo the next one. Please if anyone knows a serious seller of a 98/99 baby boy you can recommend pls state on this thread thanks.
AutosRe: Used Honda Bayboy For Sale @ 550k Only-black-my phone no was wrongly typed by swiftycool(m): 8:36pm On Dec 13, 2010
I wonder what the use is if you guys will put up your numbers to be called yet your phone is always dead. I don't think you are really serious about this sale. Tried calling up to six times today. imagine!
AutosRe: Solid Nissan Maxima For Sale @ Just 380k by swiftycool(m): 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2010
Hi Cunlae, ive tried calling you to no avail, id like to know the estimated cost ill need to put this car back on the road, having heard the faults it has. I need it for my younger brother in Ago-iwoye. Pls drop me a mail at lakoosh@hotmail.com, thanx
RomanceRe: Please Help: My Father Is Refusing Me Marriage To My Love by swiftycool(m): 11:15am On Dec 01, 2010
Op, From your story above u seem to be interested in this lady because of what she can do 4 u, rather than becos of who she is.
U are unconsiously trying to protect ur personal interests by an unwritten "help me and ill marry u" agreement.
Though ur dad's basis is not founded ur individual selfish purposes are not valid enough to sustain a real relationship talkless of marriage.
Or can u swear now that u wont suddenly change your tune should u find a finer, classier lady from yr own village offering u a far better job and hígh level connections in xchange 4 ur love?
Marriage is not 4 opportunists, My friend. . . Mark my words, U R ÑOT READY!
Jokes EtcRe: Igbo Men And Money by swiftycool(m): 12:03am On Dec 01, 2010
An igbo man opened the door of his new jeep on parking and suddenly, a lorry speeding past hit the door and completely pulled it off dragging it away

The man came out running and screaming in terror to the policemen just a few yards away,

"Heeelp! follow that lorry he just broke off my new car's door!!!"

The police men looking at him astonished realising his left hand was missing, confusedly asked

"Is that the only thing that was destroyed? what happened to your hand?"

The man just realising his hand had been broken off with the door and dragged away screamed in terror,

"Oh my God!!! My new Rolex was on that hand oooo!"
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Priceless by swiftycool(m): 11:35pm On Nov 30, 2010
U need to grow up to see the joke, nice one poster
Forum GamesRe: The Love Game by swiftycool(m): 11:28pm On Nov 30, 2010
love is an excuse for stupidity
Forum GamesRe: Can you start And End A post With The Same Word? by swiftycool(m): 11:27pm On Nov 30, 2010
Well, i'd like you to prove it by jumping in the well
Forum GamesRe: ╚►One Word Per Post. . ◄╝ by swiftycool(m): 11:25pm On Nov 30, 2010
that
Forum GamesRe: I'd Like To ______ The Person Above Me Part 2 by swiftycool(m): 11:22pm On Nov 30, 2010
call him a coward to his face
Forum GamesRe: My Current Mood In One Word: by swiftycool(m): 11:19pm On Nov 30, 2010
Inspired
grin
Forum GamesRe: 1. . . . . .999,998 999,999 1,000,000. Who Will Write 1? by swiftycool(m): 11:15pm On Nov 30, 2010
981,155
981,154
981,153
981,152
981,151
981,150

  kiss
keep it cummin
RomanceRe: Can Men Be Happy Alone? by swiftycool(m): 10:40am On Nov 27, 2010
Of course Men can be alone and very happy without being lonely! if not being alone in your understanding means being with a woman
I can say from experience and with knowledge that some men can be content being alone and there are many out there. Some have decided so because they were heartbroken and totally not interested in love any more, some are outright eunuchs, some are impotent, some are celibate and some just like some women are just not interested in relationships or anything intimate with either sex. I know one.

The fact that you have only met guys who are desperate for women doesn't mean u have seen all there is to offer. besides many men today get married not because they would have liked to but because society expects it of them, and adoption of kids is not allowed for single men. if he doest get married the same women would cook up some dirt about him.

if you dont believe me check out this advert by one of such men not really needing a wife but wants kids http://www.nairalist.com/abuja/dating/1173/contract-wife-needed
PropertiesRe: How To Buy A Lagos State Government Residential Housing Scheme. Dos And Donts by swiftycool(m): 9:01am On Nov 27, 2010
Thanx a lot Mr Lawyer, you are a blessing to nairaland property investors. Please id like to seek your advice concerning a land investment offer on this site. the offer states that if it was paid for before inspection you get it way cheaper than if you had to inspect before payment. What do u think about this and its genuineness? please refer to link  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=552863.msg7219011#msg7219011
and please advise thanks
RomanceRe: But Why Ladies? by swiftycool(m): 7:50am On Nov 27, 2010
gabriel4u:
This as been a frequent question to be answered by ladies, why do ladies never appreciate the guy(s) that cares for them much,. . .

Even the guy told the gurl that he is not interested in sexing her but won't to get married to her, now the gurl had turn away from him,(but ladies are dangerous) now my friend can no longer live like he used to, he as spent much on this gurl, he spent cash, i mean cash on her birthday ceremony.
Its funny how many guys believe love can be bought with money undecided  Know this, if u only had to spend to get her, you will have to keep spending to keep her! And be sure as her taste grows you have to meet up financially or she'll be on to the next one, becos she never loved u, just your pocket it was a mirage.

Most money muncher babes often en up discovering u aint worth it when they find another guy who cares about their future, listens to the words in their hearts they cant speak out and understands what they are going thru not one that is aimed at distracting her with money. Telling her he is not interested in sex at present doesn't really mean he really cared fyi. Tell your friend to man up and move on
RomanceRe: Materials Or Love Which Is Which For Naija Girls by swiftycool(m): 7:19am On Nov 27, 2010
oyewolejos:
Why is it that when some 9jerian girls living in 9ja gets to know a guy living abroad the next question is can you send me money,blackberry and laptop?
They keep disturbing u with persistent calls innudating you of the reason they need thes stuffs while u are barely getting to know them. They throw courtesy into the wind and run after materialistic things.
They dont even care what you doing for a living so far u can provide them with what they want.
Its really irritating.

Anyone going through the same
I know what u mean, poverty is really a curse! It makes nice looking and even hitherto well-brought up ladies scramble shamelessly around any financially stable person they know (even remotely) as if he is their meal ticket.

But honestly i dont blame our Naija ladies directly, i blame the evil Naija government for reducing our African queens to desperate beggers and prostitutez in a land blessed with enviable resources. If they had a benefit package or some help for these struggling ones like in civilized nations,(and dont say we cant afford it cos we can) i know they'd never stoop so low. This is not to say I would treat any of such better than a Gold Digger tho, i believe a lady should always hold on to her Pride nomatter her condition!
RomanceRe: What Men Really Want In Modern Relationships by swiftycool(m): 2:38pm On Nov 26, 2010
A lady who has something more solid to offer besides her looks n body,
an intelligent lady who has her own true personality which wont get lost becos she met me.
A lady with real good sense of humour can laff wit me and mek me laff
a lady who has real career goals and is focused on gettin em
a lady who doesnt see u as her or her family's meal ticket or route 2 fortune
A self reliant and sexually confident lady dat wont belittle her standards n beliefs due to traditions
A lady whose idea of an ideal date is not food, shopping, lavish/stupid spending in exchange 4 sex (as common in many Naija girls) but is excited just at d chance of spending time together n doing some fun activity, learning and catching lots of laffs.
A lady who accepts a guy 4 who he is, NOT WHAT HE HAS
they are out dere somewhere. . .
RomanceRe: For The Love Or The Fortune by swiftycool(op): 6:22am On Oct 28, 2010
After a week, on getting back from the hospital the severity of the entire issue hadn’t yet sunk in for the family until they started receiving letters from the money lenders about the repayment plans and threats of recovering standing collaterals. At this point Jimmy knew everything was turning upside down for him and his family.  Lizzy’s parents were informed about the tragedy by Jim’s mum and they came around days later to see things for themselves and to possibly help out in some way.


They told Lizzy’s dad about everything there was to know and saw the great shock and disappointment in his eyes though he hadn’t spoken; the most perplexing thing to Jim however, was Lizzy’s mum’s reaction when she heard it. She started screaming, this man has finished us o! What is going to happen to my daughter now?!! Jimmy was surprised about this, he reasoned; what did it have to do with their daughter? but decided to keep it to himself and talk to his sweetheart when he got back to campus.
Jimmy had spent a total of three and a half weeks altogether and his father’s condition seemed stable, though his entire left side was completely paralysed and he couldn’t walk. He had to get back to school with the impending doom of the debt recoveries looming towards his family at the back of his mind. His only succour now was Lizzy.


Lizzy listened to his story and really showed genuine concern and spent time trying to comfort him. It wasn’t long before the anticipated deed came to a harsh reality; the message that his parents had to move to the village as their mansion and all their cars had been recovered by the money lenders was delivered to him at school. Life became hard for Jim, he struggled to live a comfortable life, the money was gone and even his car was called as part of the recovery. It was after this that he began to understand fully the deep dynamics of his relationship with Lizzy. She started wouldn't pick his calls, started to behave funny towards him and stopped visiting him as frequently as before, probably because he could not come to pick her up any more due to his lack of a vehicle.   


Life became harder, there was no more money coming from home and he had to survive in school. Being unused to the hustling life, it was so difficult for him. Jim had to walk from his apartment off campus to campus and back which was about 2miles distance each way. He sweated all the way to and fro whatever weather it was; he had to save as much money as he could and manage the little he was left with. One rainy day while walking, a car sped past him splashing some water on him while he jumped off the road about to rain abuses on the driver, only to notice from a distance Lizzy was in the passenger’s seat laughing with the driver and totally oblivious of him, he was livid with rage as he felt the few pillars left of his world come crashing down. . . .
RomanceRe: For The Love Or The Fortune by swiftycool(op): 11:47pm On Oct 27, 2010
Jimmy grew up in a comfortable home way back in Nigeria; his parents were well to do and had some very good connections back then. His dad was a successful business man who had investment and trade links with others like himself in various West African countries. His mum was a very popular society lady who dealt in trading international ladies fabrics and jewellery.  His parents both hung out and mixed with fellow wealthy people who were involved in the same business as them. He had grown to know mainly these people since his childhood. He got used to their affluent lifestyle and mixed mainly with their children.

A few years later, while he was in his second year at Uni, he had met and fallen in love with a daughter to one of his Daddy’s main business partners, her name was Lizzy. How exactly they fell in love at that time, he really couldn’t recount, however in retrospect after giving it much thought, he realised their meetings, connections and in fact the entire relationship had been craftily orchestrated somehow by their parents to foster their business relationship through a permanent bond.

Jimmy had it all, he was very popular at his Uni, he drove a flashy car his dad had gotten him and lived off campus in a rented executive one bedroom flat. His clothes were the best designer outfits classed then as most recent and trendy.  Lizzy his girlfriend was the talk of the town; she was beautiful and had almost everything most girls of her age could only dream of. Jimmy took her everywhere she wanted, spending money like it didn’t matter and making headlines on campus. The two were expected to eventually culminate their relationship in a grand wedding ceremony soon after graduation a yet unspoken expectation of their parents of them. It was all happening somewhat automatically and they, being naïve of this kind of experience previously unknowingly fell in love, or was it lust? They never really knew and somehow didn’t really care . . . life was good.

Their relationship was barely two years old when Jim's father’s business took a new dimension. He was just beginning his penultimate year when his dad was invited by some new business associates into some business involving raw gold in Johannesburg, South Africa. It involved his investing lots of monies and was shrouded in great secrecy. His father was quite a greedy fellow, and wanted to make as much from the deal as was possible without letting any of his other friends or associates into it. He borrowed lots of money using almost all his properties as collaterals with the banks, lending societies and even some loaded tycoons. This secret was kept from even his wife as he knew she wouldn’t accept their houses, cars and even expensive personal effects and furnishings to stand for collateral purposes. It was a risk he was totally sure would pay off based on the information got and what he had seen. He was scheming to become really greater than all his peers through this big deal.   

But tragedy began when Jimmy heard his father had suffered a severe stroke. He had to go home and then to the hospital where he saw he was in a very bad state. It was a few days later that the secret came out in the open: His father had been swindled by the fake businessmen he had gone to meet in J’burg. He had lost everything. . .
RomanceRe: She Gave Me A Black Letter On A Black Morning by swiftycool(m): 1:44pm On Oct 27, 2010
Hey Mr Donny, guess what, most guys have bin thru dis kinda stuff b4 and here is d gud news- You Will Survive

Am o' just leave you with three guide sayings strictly 4 d guys,
1. If she didnt stay, then she wasnt worth it
2. Girls run like busses, just be at d right stop and catch a new one evry 15 minuites
3. What one girl doesnt wanna do, there are a hundred at evry given time begging 4 d opportunity
So guy, get yr SWAGGA on, theres a sea of hotter willing chix out dere.
N-joy
RomanceRe: When The Wife was More Educated And Richer Than Him! by swiftycool(op): 7:07am On Oct 27, 2010
smiley
RomanceFor The Love Or The Fortune by swiftycool(op): 7:04am On Oct 27, 2010
I often hear of the let down of many Nigerian men on their women on leaving the shores of the country for what they term “the greener pastures”. We have all heard a story or two about a very devoted boyfriend, fiancée or even husband  who left  the shores of Nigeria only to decide to settle abroad after getting married to a white lady with seemingly less class than his and abandoning his former love from way back in Nigeria and even in the new found land. For years I had seen this as a very bad character displayed by our men folk. Anyway, I have learnt not to be quick to judge, besides all the stories I had been hearing were hear-say anyway, until I physically met Jimmy (Not real name) who just got a job in the company I worked in.

Jimmy had been in the UK for up to seven years now after coming for his masters in London, he was a good looking young man with an athletic build, very intelligent and very hardworking. He had a very friendly deposition to those he had become comfortable with, but from afar he looked like an introvert even to the few blacks that worked with us.  At lunch hour he often sat alone not too far from me where he ate his Nigerian traditional meals in the company’s general canteen. It was quite funny to see a guy eating a packed lunch of  “Poundy and vegetable soup” at lunch hour in an “oyinbo” company; the aroma was captivating and the curious eyes that trailed the smell of this Nigerian Eastern traditional delicacy was somewhat embarrassing, I mean imagine now,  as a fellow Naija person.
Well after watching him do the same thing over and over again for weeks, I decided to open a conversation with him one day. That was how I became close friends with Jim and developed a new perspective on the issue I just started discussing earlier. Jim was married with a beautiful year old daughter and lived in a house jointly bought by him and his nice wife. They really seemed happy and at peace now but it came at a price, which brings me to this story.
. . . . . .  .Are u ready 4 this?  just relax
(To be continued)
RomanceRe: Ladies, If Your Man Cheated! by swiftycool(op): 1:18pm On Oct 26, 2010
^^^ Lmho, i hear u hon, won't we all! But seriously which do u think is worst, which would make u drive d fork deepest? cool
RomanceRe: J & Q: Royals Of Romance by swiftycool(m): 1:05pm On Oct 26, 2010
@topic
*Sigh* oooh. . . . another dumb thread! Cant u guys really be d least bit creative, this cheap popularity strategies by forming useless cliques is really begining to get reeeal LAME!


*Gosh, . . . I miss d old days on Nairaland romance*
RomanceRe: Ladies, If Your Man Cheated! by swiftycool(op): 7:03pm On Oct 25, 2010
REALITY101:
Op you need to put a #5: A cheerful giver
hmmmm makes sense o, as them full town so. i think i will, thnx
RomanceRe: Ladies, If Your Man Cheated! by swiftycool(op): 6:52pm On Oct 25, 2010
Personally, if tables were turned around in my case i believe no. 3 would as well be my greatest Nightmare, because whatever i have or i am wont make any difference to her once the lady's mind is made up about her love for the guy, fighting her, fighting 4 her or breaking up wont even hurt her as someone said earlier

On the other hand, a girl who cheats on me with a sugar daddy (No. 2) would hurt me the least because i know its just 4 the money and her greed, i wont be that much hurt knowing that she'd have just  fuckd herself up. With a sugar daddy she would always be second fiddle until when he is tired and gets another fresher meat after he must have used the best part of her and wasted her years.
Besides, a sugar daddy is only more appealing because he got real much money and is more matured, which i can be if i work at it and learn  wink
RomanceRe: Ladies, If Your Man Cheated! by swiftycool(op): 2:15pm On Oct 25, 2010
^^^ @ dahbutter, how do you mean? I never spoke about love 4 The sugar mommy. Or do u mean No. 3
RomanceRe: Ladies, If Your Man Cheated! by swiftycool(op): 12:53pm On Oct 25, 2010
^^^@ inked nerd, pls read first post again, we all know its wrong, but ASUMMING you had a choice or put it this way, which one of his cheatmates would hurt u least and most & Y?

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