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Good deal, Naija artistes are now getting more enterprising o, infact am thinking of a deal where GOLD CIRCLE would pay 2face to use their condoms it should cost them a lot more. Lmao

kbdrim:
These guys fine na, If you look through OBJ's nose u can see his brain.

LWKMD!

Am sure the guy can get a fyn chick wit the money & fame he gets from d pagent. Men really have no need to worry, women will even die for a retarded ugly toad as long as he is popular or loaded wit money, examples are abound. cant say same vice versa tho.

This is gonna be fun! just a question, pls have u gone through the hurdles of having the plans signed and stamped by relevant authorities for final building approval and the go ahead from the city planning authority there, or is it irrelevant these days?
Goodluck

Omg! I hope Gej doesnt wait till they are killed so that he can get away with the cheaper N5million compensation option, since we have been made to understand that is what our precious corpers lives are worth. But its not fair o, these kidnappers should know the prevailing market value na!
Pls SCRAP THIS USELESS STUFF AND SAVE PARENTS THESE HEARTACHES ALREADY!

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Some of the things women say behind ME is:

After clapping their hands twice

put their hands on their waist then u hear them say

**Hmm** hmm hmm,

That guy can fu[i]c[/i]k  is good, efficient, strong, big and reliable in bed 

Ha! daddy u can lie o, with that yr 2 and half incher, stiff waist and potbelly? if they did then they r makin fun of u lol!

Lol! na wah o, dis Sagamite blood dey over hot o, anyway its because you dont understand spiritual principles so i cant blame u. God has blessed these men and even causes men out of their lack to prosper his messangers. I mean check out the story of the widow / single mom Elijah went to meet and even demand 4 her family's last meal in the midst of fammine. what if she acted like u would; She probably would not have survived, mind u Elijah could hav gone back to his food from d birds. Saga keep Crying LMAO

Lol! See jelousy, u aint seen nothin yet. When these pastors started in dingy flats with tiny congregations, giving all their time, money & strength to build their ministries many years ago, holding tenaciously to God's word, many laughed at them, now the word of God which said they will be blessed with good measure, pressed down shaken together yet running over is coming to pass, enemies r angry. Una go die wen they start owning islands and whole cities. C Tables prepared 4 MOG in d presence of enemies lol

andromida:
and if a gal needs money why can she just plain offer good sex in rtn for funds why does she have to act as though she is crazily in love when she is not?I think here should be a good market for this kind of honest behaviour that isnt necessarily a brothel.

o'course theres already a thriving market 4 such & most undergrad uni girls in Naija R involved. its D Aristo market, like u dont know most girls now R P/T whores?

@op, its unfortunate that youre treated badly, however though you may be truly brilliant in sciences, your teacher might be right about your failing soon. English is a perequisite to getting admission into unis these days both home & abroad and if you cant tell the difference between using 'been' instead of 'being' in a sentence, or to use a plural verb for a singular subject and vice versa, also the 'missed' error which totally changed the meaning of your sentence amongst other errors. u MIGHT fall short.

@poster, note: if a lady hasnt outgrown those childish and selfish"am a princess"fantasies she grew up with, no matter how old she is, she is still a child. Get married to only a lady who thinks futuristic of both of u as a couple, any girl who calls herself high mentainance should be seriously avoided as she is NOT ready; ITS NOT YR JOB TO TRAIN HER! Also fashi all dat karma talk its BS, there R peeps who dumped gud peeps and today r blessed with better peeps. So be wise, be a man and do what u gotta do

I Think i kinda lyk society d way it is. . . a man who "bangs" a lot is a stud! while a lady who does same is a Slut!
dont bite me, bite society. . . .its a MAN's world

lol

LWKMD! Good one, i cant stop laffin!

M M M:
when she allows u 2 cheat on her.

Classic! LWKMD, talk about unconditional love

erm. . . sorry poster, are u like 16years old or something? whats next; i have one of the longest pricks on Nairaland? c'mon act your age or at least pretend to be grown up.  imagine! *talkin like dat, i wonda how he even got a girlfriend* SMH

Phate07:
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I owe you a 6-pack beer!

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make it a Naija stout that stuff is scarce lol!

@rokiatu, this could sound lame but i guess its because whenever sex happens it happens outside of a man's body while it happens all INSIDE a woman's body. various key types entering one key hole disfigures the keyhole, while the key itself still stays intact. no one wants a lock or keyhole that any key can open, but most peeps can manage a multipurpose master key that opens many locks. hope this gives a good picture lol

@ofuks, i love ya style jare, dont mind em ladies talkin shit bout u being a faker and stuff, they imagine all they read from mills n boon and expect u to play it out. i wish i had this wisdom wen i met that witch. All i started hearing from her friends to describe me was how much i was makin, what car i drove, where i worked, who my folks n friends were RUBBISH! i guess thats what one of em ladies on here means by enough reasons to love u. As per SA lady dont take her serious, she doesnt know how Naija is

one of the problems i have with the millitary is d swearing of allegence to carry out every order given irrespective of personal convictions. An old legionaire friend once told me he was commanded to bomb his inlaws village during the Biafran war and noted that there were massive casualties amongst which were christian civilians. Even when armies are sent to do what they know is evil, they are bound by their oath to this "man made god" called d millitary. thats how came d phrase "my friend b4 d war".

@nuclearboy, perhaps because i dont live on nairaland like u, u think am a fake id. check when i joined and maybe your disturbed mind could become clear.
@Earswide, even if they did d first come first serve stuff, i trust folks like u to cook up another theory about favouritism in some churches or what not. Truly u guys cant stop d work of God no matter how tactical your pharasee views can be.

The need to control the crowd and encourage more people to go to veiwing centres to prevent stampede and traffic congestion as had been experienced in previous years made the CEC adopt the professional advice of venue managers. another option was to select people to be given special Ivs, but that is not right also as all are equal b4 God. Hence where a man's heart really is he wont mind paying to b there. There is no wisdom in sardining 10k peeps in a place meant 4 5k. d purpose of d meetin will b defeated

If u know or can get to learn 4rm any venue mgt. professional one of the best ways of crowd control is putting a price tag. CEC packed out d O2 arena in the Uk last yr till there was an emmergency alert of a continous large crowd. The O2 mgt had to stop crowds coming and turn them back 4 health and safety reasons. They even admitted dat a price tag would hav controlled d fearful crowd. Cec new yr programme had several free veiwing ctrs in Lagos but the main arena televised to the whole world had 2 b orderly

EarsWide:
@swiftycool

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Are you talking about the same Christ Embassy that charged people N1000 to attend the new year service ?

classic, i knew u would still talk rubbish, just like the pharasees & saducees. Even though the reason for putting a gate fee is explained a million times your type would never chose to see reason. u ll hav done so to Jesus about the unridden @ss/perfume anyway. people need pay u no heed

@post if you are ignorant about stuff why not try finding out. Do a research and find out about Christ Embassy inner city mission reaching out to poor families & abandoned children all over Africa. Also find out about the efforts and missionary works carried out by the ministry in Haiti and other devastated peoples. its better u research b4 u talk rubish, though i know u still would even if u did discover these good works anyway!

ok i get it, u mean the same Jesus that commanded all men most importantly to love their God and secondly love their neighbours as themselves agrees that a man should kill and strip his neighbour of his possessions in the name of war just because his King or president orderd it. That is sooo contradictory!

pls mods can u help get this topic to front page, ill like to hear varied opinions. its been a very controversial issue for many, Thanx

So you think its perfectly ok as a Christian to murder hundreds of innocent young men with families just because it was instructed by a King (President) just because they had a disagreement or need to show a test of superiority. I think Jesus using that anology never really meant he agreed to the process of war, he was only using a scenario common to his listeners, or I maybe i need other opinions

@queensmth et al, lets roll back a bit. Single moms wether we like it or not have come to be part of our society. I cant completely smile at a lady goin out of her way to become a single mom, (unfair tho, which ill come back to) just hoped dis thread will encourage those who erred already to dust up, turn around this reproach & make something good of it. But then We cant encourage dem if we treat them like outcatsts, all they did was preserve a life & nuture it. I am anti-murder, well maybe dats my downside

@dayo, Never underestimate what society has done even to u. Have u ever wondered why single mums are not common in islamic societies? No they dont abort them, because thats even another punishment both 4 doc & paitient. Society made those "die for Allah" suicide bombers what they are and how they live. change a persons immidiate society and you most likely would change their ideals. Ever wonderd y the villagers R more honest n down to earth than city dwellers? Ans:The less corrupted society they grew up in!

Ive always thougt about this. The military undergo all sorts of training paramount amongst which is HOW TO KILL. Every military man is trained firstly how to kill another human besides their primary vocation which is also designed to aid the military making life comfortable 4 them while plotting to KILL. It doesnt matter if u want to or not, if d mission is evil or not, u R to obey the last command or b labelled a traitor. So i ask U be honest do u think its right 4 a christian to join the Millitary?

Today we cry out about d decadence of society, when we gladly accept the unclothed "SUN girl"on dailysun newspaper, gladly buy a toy gun as a perfect gift for you or your bros baby boy, accept all sexual & vulgar language and violence on tv with a smile. These are what shapes the lives of kids if u dont know. Sadly a lot will make mistakes b4 they realise & turn around, such is the case of teenage pregnancy & juvenile violence.
Yes dose girls R wise 4 keeping d pregnancy society can take it 4rm there

Dayo, u seem vexed up about single moms of ages 13 to 17? These by most standards are still kids, often careless, ignorant or not well learned about results of their actions till they go astray. personally i believe a child ought to b well trained as well as monitored. its unfair to blame kids 4 getting wayward when newspapers celebrate pics of naked girls & random sex is being glorified on tv. D nation leads them to it yet turns around complaining. Am actually glad the poor girls didnt kill their babies!