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PoliticsRe: Will Fashola Join PDP Or Will He Overthrow Tinubu In ACN? by swiftycool(m): 8:03pm On Apr 12, 2011
imagine the dumb imagination of Fashola, a honest hardworking unselfish servant of the people joining an evil party which stands 4 lies, selfishness, corruption and against all that is true and fair. perhaps u still believe self agradisement is the purpose of all leaders like all those pdp frauds. u better wake up from that fake dream. He'll rather join another better party besides the evil, stagnant pdp or start a new one himself
PoliticsRe: 12 Persons Arrested With 1 Million Presidential Election Ballot Papers! by swiftycool(m): 3:39am On Apr 12, 2011
i knew there would be something fishy underground. the results announced at individual pooling centres were shockingly different from the overall presented by various Recs. I told u Gej and his pdp rouges cannot be trusted, rigging is their culture. All that hypocricy about free n fair is just a charade, they only let off where they cant do anything bout it
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Has Shown He Can Be Trusted! So He Still Gets My Vote by swiftycool(m): 6:44pm On Apr 10, 2011
recoome:
@swiftycool: pls dnt derail the thread, what does this have 2 do with the rascal statement.
no vex, perhaps it wuld be better to start it on a new thread a week to election. my point is just that a man who pretends to be humble, protects & represents the wicked, rejoices with criminals yet refers to hardworking selfless leaders as raskals can only be a FRAUD. D election success was cos he couldnt manipulate JEGA period
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Has Shown He Can Be Trusted! So He Still Gets My Vote by swiftycool(m): 6:15pm On Apr 10, 2011
Gej lost so many supporters especially amongst the people in south west. my aunt who used to love him drove a massive campaign against him amongst her landladies n market women association for calling their ACN excellent governors raskals! How dare he, these men have provided jobs and a better life 4 up to 30 layabouts she knew, turning them to useful citizens able to care 4 their families, yet one idiot mumu clueless dumbass presido refers to dem as raskals, thats wen he lost most of his former lovers
PoliticsRe: Official Thread Of The Bon Nedg Presidential Debate by swiftycool(m): 8:17am On Mar 31, 2011
God bless you Eko ile for that observation, Many mumu Gej supporters are carried away because he claimed to have risen from poverty, now tell me were obj, abacha and ibb not from poorer backgrounds? yet they were desperate thieves u 4uked this nation, now he says "if i can make it, u can make it" (meaning if he can rise thru stealing, u can do same right?) Anyways most Gej peeps are brainless to see that the campaign was just rubbish. . . pity
PoliticsRe: Official Thread Of The Bon Nedg Presidential Debate by swiftycool(m): 5:47am On Mar 31, 2011
i dont think u guys get it. a vote 4 nice man gej is only a vote to allow his greedy party bosses continue raping our dear nation and impregnating it with the ugly child called poverty. i wont mind voting him as presido in another party though he isnt that smart. pdp is using him as smokescreen 4 continous looting & protecting themselves. in the interest of you and yr kids future pls understand this and vote wisely! To pdp, keeping u poor is a strong tool they intend to keep using. a word is enuff.
PoliticsRe: Official Thread Of The Bon Nedg Presidential Debate by swiftycool(m): 10:29pm On Mar 30, 2011
oh my goodness, i never believed i would admit to the fact that the present Nigerian presido is a BLOCKHEAD. Those 3 hausa guys on NN24 were more brilliant,. . . come now i thought it was supposed to be the other way round! GEJ is a disgrace to SS
PoliticsRe: The BON Presidential Debate Of March 29th: Dara vs Ndok vs Utomi by swiftycool(m): 5:24pm On Mar 29, 2011
Bensonite:
THINGS. GEJ does not need such cramming, He is the president already and knows his onions very well. I am sure you did not go about speaking on his behalf during the campaign tour neither did you write his PHD thesis for him.
first all, ive watched him READ a manifesto which actually didnt even seem convincing to himself, probly writen by his puppet masters. & about his PHD, name 1 book Dr GEJ has written- olodo
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PoliticsRe: The BON Presidential Debate Of March 29th: Dara vs Ndok vs Utomi by swiftycool(m): 4:17pm On Mar 29, 2011
i can imagimne the pdp puppet GEJ jacking books heavily since last night despite the expo he must have been given ahead of time by BON, yet he would still 4UK up & be as dumb & boring as an old overused toothbrush. imagine the statement refrained; that they sat down and assessed the organisers to see if they r deemd fit. . . who assessed? the puppet masters abi, just shows we'll still be voting for same greedy selfish cartel using a humble mumu as their smoke screen. Note GEJ has no power or mind of his own
PoliticsRe: Police Are Arresting People Wearing A Fashion Brand Inscribed "police" T-shirt by swiftycool(m): 1:53pm On Mar 25, 2011
Ikengawo:
man, you ppl are slow lol.

you want a nigeria ruled by law, but when the law is enforced you get mad because you dont like law enforcers.

its illegal to wear those shirts in nigeria. period
unfortunately you actually strike as the slowest on this forum, police designer shirts arn't illegal nor remotely coñected to NPF. am sure u r one of those our half baked #50 seeking policemen from yr level of IQ. no offence
PoliticsRe: Police Are Arresting People Wearing A Fashion Brand Inscribed "police" T-shirt by swiftycool(m): 1:45pm On Mar 25, 2011
with the level of poverty amongst our lawyers in Naija today, one would expect a young dynamic one to delve specifically into the area of human right abuses by law enforcement officers. i promise u, millions will be made in weeks because peoples rights are abused by the NPF on a minuitely basis all around Naija.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Ribadu, Shekarau Pull Out Of BON Debate by swiftycool(m): 12:43am On Mar 25, 2011
Alxmyr:
My question to everyone that said GEJ team agreed to the date of debate is simple.
Is Doyin Okupe, the man that agreed with spokepersons of other candidates have the authority of Mr President on NN24 debate to the extent of making committment on his behalf?
Awww *sigh!* please can you do us a favour and maybe find out the duties of an official campaign spokes person. it will help us know u have a clue on this issue.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Ribadu, Shekarau Pull Out Of BON Debate by swiftycool(m): 12:21am On Mar 25, 2011
i wonder why Nigerians would want to put their destiny in the hands of a clueless, lilly liverd backboneless jellyfish who needs an ochestrated debate in his favour just to help him look intelligent while his only real hope for power is not even remotely based on a tiny trace of competence or true conviction but rather on dumb LUCK and a hope that the bewitched mumufied pdp followers keep on with the follow-follow no direction/improvement mentality of the past 12 years. Debating against such is a waste
PoliticsRe: Mock Presidential Poll: Who Will You Vote For? by swiftycool(m): 7:00pm On Mar 15, 2011
i tire for some people here o. they think u have to be old and over recycled to be able to rule Naija. fashola, duke and many more had 0% experience in public sector yet went on to become d best govnors in Naija due to their youthful focus and radical chase of change. our present mumu presido upon his experience has only learnt to lie, steal and look while his ogas loot us again. we need young new breed with radicalism RIBADU is my man, BB is ok, Utomi self or even shekarau but pdp will only waste yr years
PoliticsRe: Mock Presidential Poll: Who Will You Vote For? by swiftycool(m): 6:57pm On Mar 15, 2011
i tire for some people here o. they think u have to be old and over recycled to be able to rule Naija. fashola, duke and many more had 0% experience in public sector yet went on to become d best govnors in Naija due to their youthful focus and radical chase of change. our present mumu presido upon his experience has only learnt to lie, steal and look while his ogas loot us again. we need young new breed with radicalism RIBADU is my man, BB is ok, Utomi self or even shekarau but pdp will only waste yr years
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Promises Stable Power Supply In Four (4) Years by swiftycool(m): 8:19am On Mar 15, 2011
Does Gej look intelligent to u? months ago he talked about nuclear power in a primitive nigeria! good thing wev learnt frtm japan, later he claimed he will solve power within 3 months after election, now its 4 yrs. maybe his pdp puppet masters need more time to import and sell more generators as well as play more with fuel prices 4 another 4yrs to mumu nigerians as they have always done in d past. Nonesense
Nairaland GeneralRe: (men Only!) To That One Girl We All Had: by swiftycool(m): 9:05am On Jan 11, 2011
Every day i think of her and what i put her through with a heavy heart. we were a very mismatched class, she from a poor background, yet i was okay. Our dating was to the disgust of many at uni, who tot i should have chosen better. This girl loved me with all she had, went thru embarassments, harrasments, even offered to take a stab 4 me wen i was attacked. She saved up to buy gifts 4 me she couldnt really afford. She forgave me over and over again for various misdeeds. She was honest and sincere to a fault and respected me so much. But class differences and continuous pressures from all sides got the better of me and i practically kicked her out and replaced her with a b*tch who took advantage of me. I still cant forget the tears and pleadings for no faults of hers. Today am blessed with all things aod an angel who i met several yrs later, but when i bumped into my former several years later, i was moved to tears to discover she had forgiven me, had been searching for and had never stopped loving me till date. She is still single and i cant be with her because i am committed to someone equally special. But the guilt of it all still hunts me. I keep praying God gives her a better man that would love her more than i ever could.
Christianity EtcRe: Church Gate Fee: Pastors Condemn Oyakhilome by swiftycool(m): 5:40am On Jan 11, 2011
As per the other ignorant ones talking nonsense about pastor Chris launching "his own" social networking website, i laugh. Yookos website was asked for to be developed for the advancement of the gospel through the internet which is the rave of today, some SONS of GOD responded. The developers are young men and women, boys and girls like you who decided to put their talents and knowledge to the creation of a platform for God's word! The website is owned and run by that team of dynamic entrepreneurs NOT Christ embassy. The need arose due to the over subscription of followers of Pastor Chris on tweeter causing a continuous crash! why? Because many more people are hungry for the word as in the times in the City of Ephesus in the Bible  "So mightily grew the word of God and it prevailed!"

Instead of joining ignorant people that mock God's people and accumulate curses for themselves, i urge you to answer his call to be a part of what he wants to do in this generation, he needs you, am talking about you reading this now! For there is something you have that none else was given as a gift, use it  wink
Christianity EtcRe: Church Gate Fee: Pastors Condemn Oyakhilome by swiftycool(m): 5:19am On Jan 11, 2011
For many years Nigerian christians have continued to remain on one spot without any advancement whatsoever and for many years to come, many will still continue to do so . . . . Pastor Chris has a ministry that feeds millions all over the world with the word of God, he is passionate about getting the word to the ends of the earth which is televised all over the world in real time on satelite TV, open air venues, large viewing centres and so on. This cost billions!

Ignoramuses on this site keep talking trash about him making money from the stuff and this really makes me laugh. Last year Christ embassy spent billions of Dollars to keep the loveworld channel on  satelite TV, develop various internet sites, produce Loveword musicians, ministry materials, send food aid and materials single handedly to Hati till today, reach many more countries in continents of the world especially Asia and even the Middle East with the Gospel of Jesus Christ, packed out the O2 Arena (the biggest in the UK, where even Michael Jackson could not pull such a crowd) till many had to be sent back due to UK Health & Safety regulations,  advanced the production of ministry materials given free books to millions of people monthly,  provide free accommodation and care for the healing ministry visitors as well as build up impoverished lives through the inner city mission programme. Where do u all think this money comes from? Heaven or his pockethuh?

The members of Christ embassy are not baby Christians like are abound in many churches and are quick to respond to the call from God when needed for the advancement of the gospel of Christ. Here in the UK and all over the world on 31st night, Christ embassy venues and all hotels and veiwing centres were packed full with people watching the cross over service in real time on screen just because these people in Lagos church paid N1000 for the spread. Result- in one night, hundreds of thousands gave their lives to Christ all over the world just because of that giving.

Romans 8:19  says All creation waits in eager expectation for the manifestations of those who are the real Sons of GOD. and it is by their actions in desperation for the spread of the Gospel and greater works that you shall know them! Those who gave especially out of lack for this purpose are the ones spoken of, watch them increase while you critics remain in one spot! I ask Of what use is your money if the work of God is left undone?!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want To Die by swiftycool(m): 12:01pm On Jan 10, 2011
^^^ sorry, i meant www. yookos. Com
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want To Die by swiftycool(m): 11:58am On Jan 10, 2011
Op and any other hopless or frustrated one like him, visit www . yookus . com and meet people who would help you discover your true purpose and an exciting reason to live.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Will Not Stop Giving To The Work Of God (part 1) by swiftycool(m): 12:09pm On Dec 28, 2010
Thank you op for the beautiful message. It is true that the world we operate in is based on spiritual principles. Many of the things taught by Jesus and spoken of in the bible about sowing seeds and sacrificial giving of ones self and possesions have been discovered to be real and true but the wisdom of men decide to remodel them and view them from the educated person's perspective hence comming up with new names like karma, etc.

Giving is the only true way to prosperity and it works best when you give as directed Of your spirit directly by the SPirit of God, however if your spirit has not been well trained to hear from Him, you do well to listen to God's spiritual instructions via his servants. if you give for a purpose that God is passionate about you cannot go unblessed. He is passionate about those in poverty, those in pain and most especially those he wants to bring to the knowledge of him.

However you see it, God has shaped the principles to ensure that givers according to His purpose can never
never lack! Ignore the rantings of psychophants and keep giving when God prompts u. God bless u.
PoliticsRe: Pastor Adeboye Prays For President Jonathan - Picture & Video by swiftycool(m): 7:12pm On Dec 21, 2010
How humble of Mr president to kneel in humility for the prayers before the same people he would hours later come to disrupt their lives and businesses by grinding traffic to a halt for hours causing many trauma and economic losses, yet not showing up. I love that kind of humble guy oh!. Nigerians, You can keep deceiving yourselves, this man is in it for himself like all others before him and many in his party full stop.

Er,. . . and the Christian community?. . . . . well,  fooled again as usual maybe for another four years by the same clique of selfish political class that have done it over and over and over again. When will u ever learn,

me i kuku dey jand dey watch una stupidity from afar  tongue
PoliticsRe: Pastor Adeboye Prays For President Jonathan - Picture & Video by swiftycool(m): 8:15pm On Dec 20, 2010
It is somewhat disturbing what many of our "men of God" are doing these days. Years ago the evil Abacha ridiculed the christians by calling forth all pastors to Abuja to "pray for Nigeria", funny enough many pastors trooped to the Aso rock villa to participate in this after which they were given loaded ghana-must-go bags as gifts and their hearts compromised about Abacha trying to turn into a civilian president. We know of many great pastors who partook in this; and i say to u that money was blood money!

for many of our sons and daughters today have lost their identity, dignity, become robbers, love-peddlers, dupes, useless desperados and beggers even in foreign land due to the denial of basic needs by their Govt from a nation rich in resources. Such moneys collected by the aforementioned MOG were soiled with the blood of these sons and daughters of our soil.

Again some years back president OBJ was about having various unions with several well known "men of God" who wanted various favours and he even helped them build a temple (the ecumenical centre) these men unknowingly helped to get money siphoned for this mans personal sins and in a way were involved in unknowingly canvassing for this man to their congregations for the second term bid, because of these seemingly good works.

Now Goodluck has G.O laying his hands on him and proclaiming him a good man for the nation unknowingly canvassing for him as the choice for next election. G.O is highly respected by me but I hope this act was done by the instruction of the holy spirit and not due to human emmotions,


For the bible said in 1Thimoty 5:22 "Lay hands suddenly on no man, neither be partaker of other men's sins: keep thyself pure."
meaning an anointed man can defile his purity by this little act, if it is on a man with fraudulent intentions. I pray G.O knows what he is doing by this act, least he be a partaker of whatever evil this man might have in mind or bring unto Nigerians, as it is he is a partaker of OBJ's sins. I believe It would have been better if he stayed neutral
RomanceRe: We Don't Talk Anymore by swiftycool(m): 10:39am On Dec 17, 2010
Is this kinda dumb or am i the only one getting this picture? You hav a boyfriend you hav only met 6 to 12 times in 6years and you are still there deceiving yourself worried about him getting mad from miles away. I tot Naija girls were wiser than this. Trust me you will soon discover after another 6yrs that he has been happily married or in a relationship with someone physical for all these years. You will b back on NL to tell d story of how bad men are 4 wasting your precious years! trust me we've heard it b4. As far as i know u guys are just online chat bodies. Believe it or vex. NONSENSE!!!
EventsRe: Happy Birthdae Miz Darkskin (the Chosen One) by swiftycool(m): 7:49am On Dec 17, 2010
Cos i knew it was your B-day i just baked you a cake, Now, make a wish and blow them candles,  lol!

RomanceRe: We Don't Talk Anymore by swiftycool(m): 7:41am On Dec 17, 2010
funshaw:
This happened between me and my boyfriend and another male friend (I'll call the male friend B). I've been with my BF for more than 6 yrs now, He resides in US while i'm in UK. we see eacother at least 3 to 4 times a year. Distance is not an issue though.

I recently got involved in series of arguements with my boyfriend like never before and i turned to the other male friend of mine here in Uk for advice because he too is in a commited relationship and a long distance relationship like mine, we met last year.
Poster my advice is to deceiving yourself, you dont have  a boyfriend, you have a pen pal, same goes for your Mr B. I mean what are you guys? 12 year olds

By the way you were right, the post IS sensless
FashionRe: I Need Back My Pantyless Days. by swiftycool(m): 2:39pm On Dec 16, 2010
I remember one hot calabar chick i used to monkey 4 back in d days. We met at a joint amongst other friends, while we were chatting, laffin and getting all excited amidst d loud music, she slipped up close to me wearing a tight very short mini skirt and whispered in my ear "am not wearing panties" . . . Chei! My mind became confused and i couldnt concentr8 on other guys till i monkily followed her away etc. True story. . . Hmmm those days, kai!
RomanceRe: Would You Marry Someone Below Your Status?: Vote by swiftycool(m): 12:14pm On Dec 16, 2010
I would have said it wasnt a biggie, but for real life experience ive witnessed. A senior colleugue of mine from a quite rich background and gud higher education in the Uk, settled 4 a lady 4rm a poor home who was still at a poly. Her dad was a maiguard and mum a petty trader. On getting married, he was faced with helping the entire family, from paying his wifes fees thru uni to accomodating and educating 4 of her siblings and financially supporting 3 others, helping to complete d building of her family home, support d wifes mum's business, helping the fathers debt problems and a whole lot more. He has virtually become a begger to his family who are now tired of his borrowing or never being able to contribute reasonably to family projects. Today many of his peers and 2 of his younger brothers have achieved a lot more materially & are very com4table, while he has been stagnant and looks way older and wretched every new year, just becos he married way below his status. Now b4 u do pls think!
FashionRe: I Need Back My Pantyless Days. by swiftycool(m): 10:51am On Dec 16, 2010
@POST
Chei! Dats my kinda woman, infact wen i decide to marry, ill prefare my wife completely naked whenever we are at home alone, doing the house chores, watching tv, playin, etc clothes will be reserved 4 work and outings only. . . oooh lala, see bliss, lol!
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell A Woman She Smells? by swiftycool(m): 3:05pm On Dec 14, 2010
Go a bit close to her, change yr facial expression to one of disgus and whisper in an angry tone: "you don baff?" . . . I swar 2morrow she will take gud care. Lol

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