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She now understands why police is her friend

I find it very difficult to believe things like this

MizMyColi:
You will never catch the pictures of popular Nairalanders here.

They will either avoid this thread like a plague or turn into Likers and Viewers.

Thank God I've posted mine

I just liked

HeyCorleone:
Been on Facebook for years now, and my account hasn't been hacked. So that point is not so valid. It's only a rampant thing these days in Nigeria because small boys want to use your account to scam whitey.

Besides, Facebook is a reputable company. Last year when the company was indicted to have released privacy details, Mark was summoned by the Congress. That feature of accountability is very key. And there were talks to offer those involved some sort of compensation. Plus he could be sued since it's one company.

Let GBWhatsApp release your details, lemme see who you'd sue.

Which details exactly?

Email? He will just see how happy I am supposed to be.

I mean there are people offering to give me pills that will make me last for days on bed.

There are lots of singles in my area dying to meet me.

There are folks from refugee camps in South Africa willing to wire all there father's savings to me.

Account details?



My account balance is like some minutes after 12, midnight.


0:25.



I don't talk serious business on whatsapp.



My point is, I have no privacy concern in the phone I access whatsapp with.

Calypsol:
Lol bro this got me

There's virtually no privacy on the internet bro.




Y'know, there was a time people were saying "protect your Facebook account from hackers"


I just laughed.


Because truth is, if a hacker accesses my Facebook account, he will pity me and dash me money.

Privacy when I am not working with FBI, DSS, CIA, CID or any serious security organization?





There's no privacy once you're on internet and it is worse if you're using Android phone.



Ladies, see eeh! If He.....

Remembers your birthday

Knows all your secrets

Spends a lot of time with you

Knows all your friends

Have some of your crazy pictures.

That's not your man.

That's Mark Zuckerberg!

Dollabiz:
thats why guys married early without plans and.struggle.hard till they fifty raising.kids without achievement thinking.that the kids are investment.

bettee plan.ya life and invest.struggle before marriage so as to enjoy.ya marriage,women.of.nowadays wont.let their.kids play.ball.with you if.you are broke

Nobody said "marry when you don't have your shits together" but I am sure you will agree with me that not having better plan, investment and "paying struggle" at 40 in a country where life expectancy of male is 54years isn't something to be proud of.

I never even start and you don dey whine already.

CzarChris:
In my comment, I never insulted you

Oh yea. Calling somebody's opinion utter rubbish simply because you don't agree with them is a compliment isn't it?

CzarChris:
or wished you misery till your dying day

I don't wish you misery, I simply stated the obvious, nice things piss you off so I reminded you how long it is going to keep pissing you off if you don't change because we love nice time with kids.

CzarChris:
but I don't blame you it is your lack of basic home training that has your mind stuck in the gutters.

Well you are entitled to your opinion no matter how deprived and degraded it is.

But the issue remains that maturity and stability which I believe all comes with experience, but what can I say let kids keep breeding and raising kids

You've a single core processor bro and that single core still have a very narrow focus.

Who said that maturity and stability deprives one the opportunity of having a nice time with kids?

It is people with your idea or parenting that breed all these emotionally stressed kids that find comfort in strangers and school teachers.

A good parent is first of all a friend, you mustn't be strict at all times. You must ease up sometimes and have kids time with your kids, play with them. It is about creating a balance.

CzarChris:
Be the way marriage and raising kids isn't all about these beautiful picture perfect moments, it also entails proper direction.

Proper direction doesn't stop beautiful moments, if so then what's your point?

Marriage and raising kids isn't all about anything, it is all about many things.


Many African children hardly seek advice from their parents, they communicate their problems with their parents, they prefer strangers, many are not in good terms with their parents, especially their father, why?

Because their was no emotional and psychological closeness while growing up.


It is always go and do this, don't touch that, I don't want to see with that boy again, no, you won't pay with them. Here's your food, lets go to farm etc.


Like life in a military camp.


That's isn't parenting.

CzarChris:
I always get pissed off when I see or hear this kind of utter rubbish, "marry early so that you and your kids grow up together". Who spread this kind of lie everywhere.

You are meant to be a PARENT to direct and guide your kids, not to be your kid's playmate. In growing up, you make mistakes and learn from it, in parenting you teach your children values and mistakes to avoid in life and not to make mistakes together because your "growing up together". This is why we have a lot of poorly raised children everywhere.

If having a father and son moment like this is your definition of poor parenting then let it continue pissing you off till you take your last breathe.

babadee1:
This is a great story bro with very useful lessons. By the way, what state are you guys from?

Enugu state bro

No guy is young at 40.



Marry early so that you can play ball with your kids.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
I don't know why I read your post with apprehension, hoping it ended well. Thank God it did.

Obviously because there are too many similar stories with a bad ending.

rottennaija:
More like happily ever after. Experience in both ends abound, some work out well, other may not. Best thing is, be sure of who you are marrying and why

Exactly, otherwise nah only you go suffer am

No experience so I will be sharing my senior brother's experience.


Dude came home one day with one tall bae like that from Anambra.


He called the fam together and introduced her as the girl he will marry, Oh Boy.... My old man no even let him finish before he provoke.


He said it ain't happening, that all his kids will marry from my state.

Mumsy calmed him but she sef no support the thing.

Later that night(after the girl don go) he(dad) called us together and started giving reason why we should not marry from another state.

My bro told him that he and the girl don tey so he no fit leave am like that.

I told them to let him marry whoever he likes after all nah he go live with am.


But the reason I supported him be say me sef dey date one girl from Anambra that time.

Mumsy later gree but palee refused so with mom's support, we do strong head go marry her.


To cut the story short, the lady is my dad's favorite daughter in law till today and they're happily married with 4 kids.

2 boys and 2 girls.

XhosaNostra:
An earbud inside the ear is like a dildò for the ear canal Love it! The feeling is far better than sex imo.

Another thing sweeter than sex is running your finger smoothly around an itchy healing wound on your knee or shin.

No, you're not allowed to wear whatever you like. Shey nah unah dey call the driver on towel pervert?

Oyindidi:
Not bad news dear, I decided to stay without my phone for some days. Just today wey I come online one kid dey worry my mention.

Baba T! 2019 na your year

Our year babe.



AMEN

fykes:
No way...!!!
If she insists on my wealth, one way or the other she will end up dead.... This isn't America or Britain.
I'm Nigerian. U can get away with murder!!

I will do it in a such away that even her spirit will testify that I am innocent.

UyaiIncomparabl:
It's not right. Is she your maid? Is your mum so old and frail or doesn't have a daughter(s) to do them for her? If your mum needs help with the laundry(ies), please get her a washing machine.

That isn't a way to define a wife material, which in actuality, your fiancée is trying too hard to please and prove to you. Some girls and desperation are inseparable. I read your former thread, you were so incoherent, unwilling to adhere to people's advice and here you are again, fidgeting and pleading for us to give you another? For what? For you to perhaps chose a comment which best suits your interest and myopic/faulty thinking.

Simple, get your mother a maid or a washing machine, and of course I expect you also teach her how to use it. Don't stress someone else's daughter, and please, get a frigging life!

You're too egotistical. And errr, she's not your wife yet. Still a fiancée. She owes you or your immediate family no homely rights. You leave the important things undone and tend to the minute ones which are utmost inconsequential. Even if she eventually becomes your wife, she still owes no RIGHT. Grab that!

Do you know that you're a witch if you can wash for your mother but cannot wash for your mother in law.

You don't want him to suffer somebody's daughter but you will shift your family's financial responsibilities to somebody's son.
The way some of you reason is pathetic.

Oyindidi:
Sorry sweetheart, I've been offline for sometime now. Come o, as you tall like that sickness no fear you

Thank God you're getting better

My dear...... I just tire.





Hope the reason you were offline isn't bad news?

Oyindidi:
I never receive that kind slap before.

Baba o! How you dey na?

Down with sickness since 26th but I am getting better.

Oyindidi:
Abi some people too get sharp mouth

Sharp mouth come jam flexible hand for here

Getting pregnant and raising the child

Why the outburst bro?

Evablizin:
Wow. Two wrongs can never make a right ,he should have overcomed this temptation. He might lose his job because of this act.

This is what they say whenever a woman is at fault, stop telling us how many wrongs that make a right. People do what they do to satisfy their conscience, if he gets sacked then so be it.

Eledan:
Yeah, he will and you will get your greatest disappointment and surprise in atiku

Fvck Buhari and Atiku guy.

They're even.



She lost control of her tongue and he lost control of his hand.



Case Closed.

HsLBroker:
I fear this divorce like death, I pray me and my wife never experience this in Jesus name

Ask God for wisdom, knowledge and understanding......

Eledan:
PDP supporters are mostly useless illiterates and thugs, you can’t see them engaged in meaning debate but quick to resort to violence and insults

Tell Buhari to show up for meaningful debate

Saffi:
Men and sex smh. That’s why women will continue to use it as a bargaining tool to get what they want. Shameful species. It’s not everything that you see
That your eyes and stick must shine, learn to control yourself.

smh.... If only women know why men pay/settle women for sex.