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Ah lol he's now a yahoo boy

buh wait ohh @op what if she's not a student at all ....all this Instagram Oloshit can lie ehn

NevetsIbot:
The first girl ehn nna.

See that nyansh!!!

be like wetinnnnnnnnn in 'paulkillermann' voice lol

Every once in a while, an image is sent to test our powers of observation - and to teach us to suspend our disbelief

One such image is currently doing the rounds and making people scratch their heads in confusion.


It's a photo of four female friends having, by the look of it, a whale of a time on a day out.

They're all dressed nicely and they're all smiling at the camera.

But it's not the girls which have captured the attention of the general public.

There are no weird limb angles. Or extra arms or legs.

The girls all appear to have their own faces, are attired normally and no one is inadvertently flashing the camera.

It's what's actually going on behind the girls which has confused people.

Take a closer look lol

A court in Switzerland has convicted a man on several counts of defamation after he "liked" libelous comments on the social media platform.

The court in Zurich found that the man indirectly endorsed and further distributed the comments by using the ubiquitous Facebook (FB, Tech30) "like" button.

The man, who was not named in the court's statement, "liked" several posts written by a third party that accused an animal rights activist of antisemitism, racism and fascism.

In court, the man was not able to prove that the claims were accurate or could reasonably be held to be true.

"The defendant clearly endorsed the unseemly content and made it his own," a statement from the court said.

The court fined the man a total of 4,000 Swiss francs ($4,100). He has the right to appeal his sentence.

Facebook said the case had "no direct link" to the company, and a spokesperson declined to comment.

The case is believed to be the first time a court has interpreted a "like" as an explicit endorsement of a post.

Users can now trigger "Love," "Haha," "Wow," "Sad," and "Angry" buttons.

Facebook spent more than a year preparing the "reactions." They worked with sociologists, consulted focus groups and conducted surveys to determine which emotions would make the final cut.

Critics say the range of reactions needs more work because it doesn't include important emotions such as fear and disagreement.

Culled from CNN

Source:http://rayoonline.com/wowman-fined-4000-liking-defamatory-posts-facebook/

Some jeans will not obey this rule o due to quality of materials though

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Carefully minding my business like I always do online , only for a refreshed Facebook feed to my attention a post made by a Facebook user with name luciana Micheal on how a Facebook perv has been disturbing her .Gosh .... Guys like this need a strong network punishment ... You know that kind of rain that falls in your house that won't get to the next house ?? Yes the network on his phone should seize and leave him wandering what he has done wrong.how can you offer your dick for an attention ??

I'm out !

I've always been of the opinion that depression may no longer be a thing for "whites" anymore due to the recent trend of events recently on the internet.

A young gay, Anderson Ubetowan, based in Calabar, Cross River State who describes himself on his Facebook page as unapologetically weird, proudly homosexual and a nudist, posted that he will be fulfilled in life if he gets to suck God's penis and drink his semen.

[b]Trust Nigerians as usual, they had a lot to say to him.

See Comments Below:

Yebo: 'It's your soul I pity, not your deceiving flesh. At death, the energy in you that is presently deceiving you to say such rubbish would be gone and only your helpless soul would be left at the mercies of the creator.'

Ebuatuegwu: 'This idiot deserve to be beheaded.'

Kacylee: 'You dey watch ur life dey dance skelewu go inside gutter... why is our society condoning homosexuals? It should be frowned at with same passion as robbery, gush!!! This is so annoying.'

Williams: 'Why our government is not doing anything about this act is because most of our leaders in the government are LGBT.'

Etimuku: 'Father forgive him for he knows not what he is saying nor doing.'

Xspraise: 'Thunder wey go fire ur mouth they come from Cotonou.'

Don247: 'The latest fool in Nigeria. See as him be like the devil himself.'

Cypanyahucha: 'It will soon be late for you if you shun repentance. You can go scot free for insulting man but your punishment will be too small for ten thousand people put together in the pit of hell for insulting God.

You want to score cheap popularity via social network!!! That will not be compared to the cyclone of punishment that will engulf your miserable life.'
Pricklong: 'Have you finished sucking and drinking your biological father's own? The devil has taken over you.'
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source: http://rayoonline.com/madness-this-nigerian-gay-says-he-would-love-to-suck-gods-manhood-and-drink-his-semen/

Tiger Woods has been arrested in Florida on suspicion of driving under the influence of drink or drugs.

The legendary golfer was arrested in Jupiter, near his home, at 3am on Monday, WPTV reports.

Woods was pulled over and booked into jail at 7am before he was released just before 11am, according to records from Palm Beach County police.

He was held on a DUI charge - which means driving under the influence. The golfer has yet to comment on the charge.

On Wednesday, Woods posted a long message on his website in which he said he remains committed to resuming his golf career.

Last month, he underwent back surgery, his fourth operation since April 2014, which has ruled him out of the PGA Tour this season.

Tiger Woods leads Twitter protest as Lexi Thompson loses ANA Inspiration after TV viewer's farcical complaint

Writing on his blog, he said: "I could no longer live with the pain I had - we tried every possible non-surgical route and nothing worked.

"I had good days and bad days, but the pain was usually there, and I couldn’t do much. Even lying down hurt.


Source:http://rayoonline.com/golf-legend-tiger-woods-arrested-dui/

Earlier yesterday,premium times posted online on issues bothering the removal of the Vicar Rev. Taiwo whom presides over the Chapel of Light Alausa Ikeja. There is been indication that the immediate removal of the man of God is as a result of nonuniform oneliness among the church governing council and himself.Punch News visited the chapel on Sunday and their findings revealed a little more.Read:

The Chapel of Christ the Light, Alausa, Ikeja, was a shadow of itself on Sunday during the Sunday service as many members of the church did not show up.

PUNCH Metro, visited the church and observed that the chapel was sparsely filled as the service, which usually ended around 1pm, was brought to a close at 11.30am.

Of the 30 church members that were supposed to be part of the birthday thanksgiving service for the month of May, only nine were present.

From the prayer session, led by the Chaplain, Very Rev. Ayo Oyadotun, to the choir ministration, the general theme was overcoming difficult times and fighting forces seeking to scatter the church.

PUNCH Metro had reported that the Presiding Chaplain of the Chapel, Venerable Femi Taiwo, was sacked by the Governing Council of the church allegedly on the orders of the state Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode.

Taiwo was said to have been sacked for “disrespecting” Ambode’s wife, Bolanle.

Bolanle was reported to have attended the chapel on Sunday, May 14, for an anointing service.

She was reported to have stormed out of the church for not being recognised by the chaplain during the service.

By 1pm the following day, Taiwo was sacked and issued a 24-hour ultimatum to vacate the vicarage with his wife and kids.

The government ordered Taiwo’s assistant, Oyadotun, to take over the mantle of leadership of the church.

On Friday, Nigerians expressed disappointment at the action of Ambode, asking him to call his wife to order and rescind the decision.

On Saturday, the Lagos State Government, due to the backlash that trailed the report, shifted the thanksgiving service for the Lagos@50 celebration from the chapel to the Banquet Hall, Lagos House, Alausa.

In an interview with correspondent, Taiwo’s bishop at the African Church, Rt. Rev. Michael Adeyemi, said the church was embarrassed by the action of the Lagos first family.

He noted that Bolanle’s action, in particular, was ungodly and sacrilegious, adding that she must apologise for disrespecting a minister of God due to her ego.

PUNCH Metro on Sunday observed that the incident had taken its toll on the chapel as most members were absent.

During a brief sermon, one of the church’s pastors, Deji Koko, who claimed to have fainted while ministering during a vigil at the chapel on Saturday, announced a 14-day prayer campaign.

Koko urged the congregation to always pray for their pastors, saying the church was engaged in a battle.

He said, “We must pray. We first had a seven-day vigil and the devil struck back. It is when you hit the enemy that he fights back.

“We again declared a three-day vigil, which started on Wednesday. I was here (at the pulpit) when I suddenly fell. I heard Baba (pointing at one of the church’s elders) screaming.

“I didn’t know what was happening again. I was taken to the back.

“The Bible says smite the shepherd and the sheep will scatter. A shepherd has been struck, but thank God we have not scattered.”

He challenged the members to keep holding on to their faith, saying the church would emerge stronger in the end.

It was observed that the name of the sacked presiding chaplain, Taiwo, which was on the programme booklet, was blurred with a marker.

At the end of the service, the church announced that ‘registered’ members would have a meeting.

A source told PUNCH Metro that the meeting bordered on resolving the crisis in the church.

She said, “At the meeting, your report was mentioned and the church said it had sent a rejoinder.

“It was also agreed that ministers coming into the chapel may need to be educated on protocols because some ministers don’t really know much and may need to be schooled.

“We all are not happy with the removal of the Venerable, but it is appearing that he might not return. That was the reason the church’s attendance was seriously affected today (Sunday). In fact, if you observed, some of the church members were leaving while the service was on. The church used to overflow with people.

“We also finished the service unusually early. Unfortunately, the government and the governing council have been sending some lies to a particular online platform to damage the reputation of Venerable Taiwo. It was among the discussions at the church and we have asked that the issues be put in perspective.”

It was gathered that the governing council and the church’s committee had been under pressure from the state government to issue statements on the incident.

A member of the church told PUNCH Metro that the church spent about seven hours in another emergency meeting over the matter on Friday.

“They wrote down the names of some of the church members that could have possibly leaked the report to the press because the government was seriously embarrassed by the report,” the source said.

A statement, issued on Saturday and signed by 2nd Vice Chairman and Head of Laity, Ayo Obajimi, and the church’s Assistant Secretary, Dotun Okunade, for the Chapel Management Committee, stated that the chapel dissociated itself from The PUNCH’s reports because it enjoyed the support of the government.

It noted that the chapel had a committee that supervised its day-to-day running.

The six-paragraph statement read in part, “We observed that on a previous occasion, and during the anointing service of May 14, 2017, security and protocol rules were breached.

“It should be mentioned that since the commencement of this present administration, the church has continuously enjoyed tremendous support from the state government.

“In view of the above, the church is using this medium to disabuse the minds of the public that the information contained in the said publication is not supported by the church. We affirm that the church will not be part of anything that may embarrass the Lagos State Government.”

PUNCH Metro gathered that the governing council, the Christian Association of Nigeria, The African Church, The Christian Council of Nigeria, would hold a meeting on the incident on Monday (today).

A source said the meeting was scheduled for 11am.

“The intent of the meeting is not clear, but it is after the meeting that we will know the way forward,” the source said.

When contacted, the Chairman of CAN, Lagos State, Apostle Alexander Bamgbola, and CAN’s Secretary, Israel Akinadewo, declined comments over the incident.

“I have no comment, my son,” Bamgbola said.

Read More On: http://punchng.com/lasg-chapel-members-desert-church-over-sacking-of-presiding-chaplain/

Controversial Nigeria Senator ,Dino Melaye shared pictures of his two sons on Instagram today ,the kids are lovely and adorable ,this shows his delight as a proud father .

As we all know ,how it goes online lol some would still mark out error in an almost look perfect situation ...one of Dino melaye's fan out rightly accused him of not buying a shoe for the other son ...see pic below




Source: http://rayoonline.com/dino-melaye-shares-adorable-photos-two-sons/

According to blog bankbazaar, here are basic money and banking terms you need to teach your children:

1. Savings
This is probably the most important term you should teach your children. They may not need to know how bank accounts work or about saving schemes at this age; all they need to know is how to save the cash they usually get from relatives or in the form of pocket money and put it to use later. These small lessons can go a long way!

2. Investments
One basic thing your child needs to know is the difference between savings and investments. Many people are often confused and use these words interchangeably. Teach them how they can put their extra pocket money in places where it can grow with time. Alternatively, you can also make investments for them and show them how things work, in a fun format, of course.

3. Credit and debit cards
This is something they can potentially put into the ATM or PoS as soon as they start earning. We ourselves may have made a number of meaningless purchases using our debit or credit card, and repented later. You need to ensure that your child does not end up making the same mistake. You need to make them understand the difference between credit and debit cards and when to use which.

4. Debt
Once you teach them the basics of using a credit card, you need to move to the next concept – debt. Make your children understand that borrowing money from anyone is all right only if they pay the loan back on time. Letting the debt pile up endlessly is not a great way to handle your finances.

Borrowing often doesn’t just affect your budgeting skills, it can also spoil your relationship with family and friends (if you borrowed money from them and you haven’t paid it back in a timely manner). Nobody likes to lend money, especially if they aren’t getting paid back on time. Learning how to manage debt will be useful for the future when your child actually needs to take a loan from a financial institution.

5. Budget
One of the most important lessons about money is budgeting. This means you’ve got to plan it well. You need to teach your children the importance of making a budget and following it meticulously. This includes making a list of their priorities and other basic expenses, and sticking to it. Once they start giving priority to school supplies over the latest video game, you know you’re on the right track.

6. Patience
Although it’s not directly a banking or money-related term, you need to teach your child the importance of being patient. Once they learn the art of being patient, it’ll stop them from making impulsive purchases. This is what most of us waste money on every time we receive our pay cheque and often regret these purchases later.

To ensure that your child doesn’t develop the same bad habit, it’s better to teach them about it in advance. The same applies to investments. Holding on to investments during volatile phases can help earn good returns in the long run.

7. Pocket money
Before giving your children their pocket money for the month, ask them to tell you about how they plan to spend the cash.

It’ll not only help them learn the magic of budgeting, but you’ll also get to keep an eye on where the money is going. You also need to limit this money so that they never take money for granted and learn to utilise it well.

8. Generosity
Money lessons aren’t just about making the most of your bucks, you also need to teach your kids the importance of being generous. Take them to charity functions and show them how generosity can help bring smiles on the faces of the less-fortunate.

It’s not just about writing big cheques for charity foundations, even when it comes to donating clothes, books etc., let them experience it. There’s nothing better than raising a kind and generous individual! As adults, they’ll find that donating money to charity gives them tax breaks too.

9. ATM
It’s necessary to teach your children everything about a debit card and how to use it. A number of banks offer children debit cards, which are a good option to let your child explore everything about handling cash. Something to consider once your kids are old enough.

10. Piggy bank/savings account
If your kid is too young, you can start giving them tips about utilising their piggy bank. But if they’re old enough to understand the basic functioning of a bank, you need to tell them about savings accounts and how they help save better.

With time, they’ll learn about other, better saving options like fixed deposits, but till then, they should know these basics at least.

It’s time you start raising your kids to become financially independent and smart! Teaching them all about these terms will surely help you take a step towards that.

Source: http://rayoonline.com/parentsthese-banking-terms-need-teach-kids-now/2/

You in a very tight angle bruv,coupled with the fact that u broke...my advice and candid one spend less time indoors. Get out there to find a job. Stay somedays out with friends but I'm sure most of them are married, if that's the case it's important u start talking to others about ur accommodation issue. God is with you...don't sleep with that woman...I repeat again don't

Eleyi gidi gan o

Abedi, 22, who was known to the security services and had links to ISIS, was behind the Manchester bombing atrocity that killed 22 and injured 119 on Monday.

This is the first picture of the suicide bomber who killed 22 people, including children, in the Manchester Arena terror attack.

Police have named British-born Salman Abedi, 22, as the terrorist behind Monday's bombing, which left a further 119 victims wounded.

Born in Manchester to parents of Libyan origin, he was known to the security services and had links with ISIS, officials said today.


Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-picture-manchester-bomber-salman-10487466

It is no longer news that the young Nigerian youth who has an average good looks gets tagged by the men in black as 'yahoo boy'.This rise in moral decadence cannot be left Undiscussed.

in recent times ,different news came up in publication ,a popular one is the death of a woman in lagos who was said to be mother of three children ,who was killed during police chase with suspected yahoo boys .


The Nigerian youths in Edo state took to the street to protest against men of the Edo state police command!what a shame .

Something must be done real quick before what's left in our nation becomes unpalatable.

Source : http://rayoonline.com/rise-moral-decadence-among-nigerian-youths-policemen-photos/

ikp120:
Is she a virgin? .

Leave trash for Lawma

heartbreaker crew

This has gone viral on social media ever since a black dad proposed to his graduating daughter .As shared on Facebook by her friends ,her dad gave her a promise ring which she won't take off till she finds the right man for marriage .

This Kind of bonding is ....infact as a guy you will need a lot of strength to pass through this man lol


Source : http://rayoonline.com/dad-proposed-daughter-graduation-day-see/

enedoboy:
o p. if I tell u say I understand ur post na lie

Ok! Here is the story , two girls had an e-fight through fb chat and couldn't solve it , one of them made a typo error and got called out by the other immediately , and what followed was comments .

Look carefully at the images , I indicated 'typo' on one that's the chat between the two girls namely Tiwatope and Dharmy

Then the comments I highlighted are the bombs lol

Hope you all get the gist now

Over the years of the advent of social media ,social apps and smart phone ,fighting has taken a new turn ,either on Facebook or Twitter Instagram or Nairaland

Anyone in an e-fights gets called out most time when they make a typo ,so next time when you engage in that make sure you have your dictionary nearby lol but I believe there are no slay mama ,slay queens or pepper dem gang here on Nairaland but one thing is sure the Vaseline crew

Meanwhile on my Facebook timeline today I got tagged in a fight and I was like wtf ,I don't even know when it all began to start with ,why tag me ,as a referee or what

But what interest me more in these are the synonymous words carefully crafted by one of the slay mama ,Ijab slayer lol .

She said 'Oloshit' is that a new word .....Next time you want to scream 'Olosho' you might just say 'Oloshit'

Source : http://rayoonline.com/facebook-rumblenigerian-slay-queen-called-making-typophotos/

As shared by the Indecency act himself on Instagram yesterday ,King Tblak took to his page to share the great news with his numerous followers


How many of una Dey the list o ,I'm in my house ......you know the rest



Source:http://rayoonline.com/nigerian-pornography-star-king-tblak-gets-verified-on-twitter/

Kobicove:
That was when they were still dark skinned...

Now their natural skin colour has "come out"

There is a way poverty would fashion someone's life and skin to make it look normal and different from the way God has designed it to be ,som e gets out of it while some don't attain it even till death

Five star music star and Limpopo crooner Kcee took to his Instagram page today sharing a throw back picture of himself and his brother along side Presh when they started the music hustle .




Source :http://rayoonline.com/epic-throwback-pictures-kcee-e-money-says-lot-hustling/

Remember Lil' Bow Wow, now known simply as Bow Wow?Well, he's become something of a social media morality tale, after being caught out having told a whopping fib Mirror News Reports

Also known as Shad Gregory Moss, the rapper recently posted a photo to his Instagram page which heavily implied he was taking a private jet to a press run in New York.

Obviously, Twitter users aren't the sort of forgiving people to let an error in judgement like this sink without a trace.


Source:http://rayoonline.com/rapper-bow-wow-got-caught-lying-private-jet/

Case of a Ghanaian man, who fought a four-year legal battle to live in Britain following a ‘proxy wedding’ 3,000 miles away has brought to knowledge that foreign nationals can get Uk residency overseas.

Foreign nationals can get UK residency by marrying EU citizens in overseas ceremonies which they do not even have to attend, it emerged last night.

Details of the little-known practice have been spelled out in the case of a Ghanaian man, who has fought a four-year legal battle to live in Britain following a ‘proxy wedding’ 3,000 miles away.

Neither Albert Awuku, 43, or his bride – a German citizen who can live in the UK under EU free movement rules – needed to be present at their nuptials in Ghana in February 2013.

Instead, they are thought to have been represented by their families in accordance with the country’s ‘customary law’ on marriages.
At such weddings, the groom’s father typically offers gifts and drink to the bride’s father for her hand in marriage.

Months after the couple tied the knot, their marriage was registered in Ghana and the wedding certificate used in Britain in a bid to win residency rights for Mr Awuku.

Source: http://rayoonline.com/ghanaian-migrants-wins-right-stay-uk-proxy-wedding-german/

9jayes:
what's joro?

Joro is an online relationship expert bet you go ask how is Joro next

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An Instagram user with title handle @ogbenineston caught the relationship expert attention when he wrote a comment saying:

Dear future Bae ,I will never make you seek relationship advice on the Internet

Joro in a swift response said : okay bro ! But how do I make money,nice one though !

This response has sent so many ladies commenting and some sliding into the unknown users dm

A particular user admits she's too proud to send him a request as his profile is private
But what amazes one most are the comments from ladies on Joro page lol

Wetin we no go see for this our Naija ehn

Source : http://rayoonline.com/wont-let-future-bae-seek-relationship-advice-internet/

Partnerbiz:
So?

My response to your attitude