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Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

These people in the west has very dangerous diabolical power that they can use to frustrate their people from their destiny

They are against him because they know that the man will be too smart for them to manipulate when their own they clamored for has failed completely

ignis:
Oga, you sounded like an unapologetic rapist in your post.

Rape involve any form of forceful penetration, if you like use finger or cassava.
You don't know that stripping and fingering a girl without her consent is rape?

Secondly because a lady comes to your house and sits on your lap does not mean she wants sex.

Learn how to control your John Thomas.

The guy may sound like a rapist to you but the lady is more than a demon for pushing herself on someone and now she is trying to set the guy up.
If that guy has my kind of wisdom the lady would have been ashamed of herself by now.
I did ICT in school I would have recorded her without her knowing

We are still waiting for oga to run out of patience. It did not take him two week to run of patience when IPOB was misbehaving and he spoke to them in the language they understood.
But in the case of bandits oga has suddenly turn gentleman and gone dumb

They show cleavage because they have no better thing to show

The magistrate is too mild in the way the suspect is treated.

I don't understand this statement. Do more of what? I beg this statement need clarification

Too much watching of Tom and Jerry can make children to behave restlessly because Tom and Jerry don't stay in one place up to three seconds
Just imagine a child that watch that kind of thing from his first year, do you expect him to behave differently?

The best way to prepare snake meat is to peel off the whole skin and cut it like chicken, I bet you anyone eating it will enjoy it

Don't bother yourself, that gender doesn't appreciate anything.
Even the ones that they bought car and provide enough money for are not still satisfied.
Even God himself could not satisfy them. Just do your best and leave the rest.
If you follow their nagging you can die young.
They are always full of complaints

The government should use the energy they want to use in going after these people to immediately begin to address these issues stated here

Can he use that car for two years? Very substandard thing.
I'm not against using made in Nigeria but it should be made to standard.

msMonyei:
Try dey appreciate your race, the texture of a white man's hair can't support dreadlocks cuz it's too tender.

OK. No thanks for your unsolicited advice

Have you seen a whiteman with dreadlock?

donbachi:
Return it to him at the CP's office.with details of what happened.make sure u collect ur shoes and 3k.na thunder fire dat one.

This is the best advice so far

You have not seen anything.
Trust those daughters of Eve at your peril

The problem is that they soon release those arrested ones

Odidigboigbo:
NOUN is far better than over hype UNILAG. Their students are smart, maybe because most of them are adults before furthering their education.

As a recruiter, I have met a lot of them from both schools, so I know what I'm talking.

Thank you for saying the truth. When they are offering 8 courses in 100 level in conventional universities NOUN Students are offering 13 courses in 100 level. When they are sorting lecturers in conventional universities NOUN Students has no lecturers to sort, they will read their course materials and face computer to write their exam and the computer will show you your scores immediately you submit with no way to manipulate your scores.
Most of them talking down of NOUN can not defend their certificate the way NOUN students will defend theirs.
I did my master degree there

LibertyRep:
What if the vendor has gone to fetch water from the Board?

In this case it is the other way round.
The board is actually buying water from the Mai ruwa.
That is how it has been since the creation of the state.
The former government tried to Activate the place by importing equipments but was frustrated by politicians

Totilopussylick:
Could be an abandoned office
And
Some miscreants decided to live there.

It is not an abandoned office, that is the reality on ground since the creation of the state.

You should be happy that it was not your visa that that enemy of progress you called your girlfriend laid her hand on, by now you would have been learning your lesson

Maybe he was instructed by his babalawo to beat his victim to death.
Everyone with his kind of instruction, some are eating poo in the public why others are harvesting organs.

dominzy:
See The Pictures Of A Simple Wedding That Got Everyone Talking.

Only if our Nigerian parents will allow us do simple and peaceful weddings like this.

Is it your parents that are doing your wedding for you, or is the ladies that want flabouyant wedding?

Let her stop flaunting her yansh

RaisedByWolves:
You wasted your hard end money to buy a substandard Chinese product?

I don't mean Chinese products are bad no!! All products are made in china but transsion phones namely Tecno, infinix and itel fail to meet the Chinese market standards so they are not sold in China or most Asian countries. You can't go to Hong Kong and ask for Tecno phone in a shop. Or in Thailand or in Singapore... Those phones are so low quality they are only sold where transsion can bribe the government to allow them sell . Prepare to cry in some months time when the so called fast charging starts to slow charge .. when the camera is some how magically downgrading itself to 12 MP

Guy you just wasted your money

This is the whole truth, but many people don't know

Enemy of progress

They believe that if they put the phone very close to their skin or pocket the radiation emanating from the phone may cause cancer to their skin

If you try it they will say you are a witch and they will put the blame of the problem he has with your sister on you

As far as you so much believed that your brother is a good man let him do what is in his mind.
The Bible said anything that will make you not to inherit his kingdom should be cut off

mutantninja:
Damn your low IQ is reeking in this post… OP
Would not sound so contradicting if she didn’t start contradicting their friendship first ? Do you even understand English? Lemme make you understand: She disrespected OP and OP thought enough is enough , he’s a man and has feelings too so he wants to get a fair share of her so they’ll be even since she obviously does not value the friendship and respects his decision.., do you understand now? Or are you a transexual? Or a female behind this username? Because you seem to lack understanding of a man…

Thank you for displaying what you good at