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I repeat, I rather masturb*te than have a girl like that (hugry girl). I've met girls that really deserves to be taking care of. She's got her own and everything but I just wanna be there and care and spoil her. But not the hungry recharge card, blackberry and things girls. I tell you stay away from those. Me and my friends call them olosho . I dont do material things lol.

Eh eh eh I took a girl out to a nice restaurant in VI and blew around 20grand+ just chilling and then she's asking for cash like for cab, I dont give you my cash for NO REASON!!!! lol.  Didn't know you are super hungry self. It shoulda a been fried rice in fast food joint lol. You meet a girl and tell them your zipcode LEKKI they just assume you must be a maga with money and come with all sorts of dirty trick , I'm not your father dont ask me to take responsibility of your father (I'm not scholarship office neither are my an NGO). Love is free , I'm giving to you freely.

If you have nothing to offer , dont come near. Lazy ass gold diggers everywhere now. So sad

When they can't protect the information they're gathering. Nigeria has not begin to experience cyber attacks and all that. Look at how and who are gathering the information on the streets and bio-metric info for that matter. Even when wikileaks just revealed this fools are gonna release the public key to read our RFID / information on the Nigerian passport to other countries just like that

Yoruba's will say: "Ole gbe, ole gba" , Na thief steal ham another thief collect ham

Bought today for N2k , it was negotiated when i requested 50bags. He initially said N2,100 if i'm buying very little (Lagos)

If you been to a Nigerian cell/jail they buy food from outside. So he can actually ask someone to come with water for him which would actually be acid. The state food rarely comes lol thats why you see people outta jail in naija looking super pale+white.

These girls have nothing to offer, after all they'll say naija guys these, naija guys dat. What can you bring to the table? Ever asked yourself that question? Why are you girls stingy? And just expect the giving thing be one way, only goes your direction. Never taught about how you can make the life of the guy better. I look around I see only p*ssies with nothing to offer. And p*ssies without brain means nothing. I rather self-service!

If not for the car tracker

Not bad that means each sandal cost N3,200 say a little over $20 each. It almost looked bogus till I did the math 48,000,000 / 15,000. Naira no plenty like that jare

Yeah I taught my baby mama was working for the CIA , super private. Third parties knows her better

Older ladies are fine they already know what they want. But if she's desperate its a no-no you guys need time to know each other. But most older naija girls are desperate because they think time ain't on their side. Nothing do age my g. Been there done that ,

bs, walks away

They sold us way back. This people are either very foolish and ignorant.

Even 190 the nairaland top stalker is stalking talking on  a stalk topic

Move in with a friend that is living alone , a good friend. Else go back home. I left home very early dont know if I can go back to live with mum anymore lol. Well I'm a guy and dont think there will be a reason to do that, Even when I go drop my kids for holiday I dont stay more than an hour or 2 and I'm out.

Yoruba says: Oke ni omo iyan dun (The relationship is sweeter from distance)

@Tobi_dad you lost someone or what?

I know of a lady that says she's ashamed to go back. And to start seeing all old neighbors asking her what happened. And looking at her as a failure.


Well I advice rent a small studio flat insead of moving to parent house. It might be difficult to adapt back home. Washing dishes, sweeping permanently in the old house you grew. And being monitored like a baby again. Because you will never grow up from your parents view

Well if a BH bomb detonates in Lagos or any type of bomb I think it might lead to a civil war. Though this one looks like an hoax some people just wanted to close early or steal files from that office.

But the state of the nation is delicate now. Any BH movement in proper South or East would/could trigger civil war. But before then we can seperate amicably. Obviously we can grant all the Igbo spare part dealers and useful ones asylum or resident permit in the new Yoruba Sovereign states. And for hausa they should eat their onions alone. I've lived in countries where all food are imported we have the Lagos port. And probably its just gonna serve us alone with our partners in PH. I think the ports will be opened for food and all. Obasanjo put ban on frozen meat imports thinking it will help boost sales of produce from his grimy rotten farm

Just electronic stalking on the internet and mobile phones. I've had girls that will curse me out after breakup and would continue to call , flash, stalk text like forever. I had to delete all profiles on social network sites where updates about me can be seen so not anyore using facebook, twitter, myspace , i'm thinking of going back twitter though. And this month maybe changing all mobile phone numbers finally.

I think it mostly happens to guys when you break up with a girl without giving her closure! They prolly want more explanation to why you wanted to move on / break up . and the more explanation the more she hurts to konw all those things you have observed or taught about the relationship. Or mostly when a f.uckng alone relationship gets evolving. It doesn't evolve with me a deal is a deal but then women bring up the emotional part wrongly and as a gee you gotta go

Smoke weed (marijuana) ,  mostly the skunk / hydro ,  you'll get appetite too and sleep well. Works for me its natural , yeah exercise and play video games too. Get busy wash your car, fix that old fan/bulb/printer/ move things around the house get busy. Go hang out with friends.

When you search for them in the wrong places. you will only meet OLOSHO / bad girls. Even most college girls are now olosho/mikey/abante/hustler.

Now some of these girls haven't paid their school fees and they want the latest bb first. You move with the wrong guys you get the wrong girls and your mentality get bleeped up and you will have trust issues. mostly when you are evil yourself. You know how it is if you've had so many one night stands and you get to start thinking every woman is like that. Though there is a common saying that every woman's got her price. But the price better be non-material things like affection, company etc

But this is what the society has become, poverty have eaten deep into the systems. And little material things matter so much now to this Lagos girls. I dont know if its like that everywhere. Abuja is worse as the expired girls in Lagos ship themselves down there

Looks like an hoax

Experienced that on Oshodi Mile2 express at first they begged then the pistol. Still have phobia whenever I drive near the Challenge b/s area and there is traffic. Generally I fear Mainland traffics. Feel safer on the Island some how  i dont know. And that day I think my dressing was somewhat funny still , they didn't ask for the big white gold chain on my neck lol, cos I taught something like that attracted them

Not to the extent of facial brute. She can be scolded / beaten but not like this

The one in Washington is worse I even I even paid for expedite service for my friend and they called one time and told her that they are having technical difficulties and would call back and its 3weeks now. Usually after the call the ship back the passport with visa in it like same week. Dont know whats up with them and they dont pick up the phones. She already left them with several VMs

Even when I have friends from Akure, Ibadan and my spouse Illorin/Kwara and attended OAU. I didn't even mean it in a derogatory manner and all this pafuka dude can do is to attack my character. A forum is all about hearing peoples opinions. Its left for you to consider or ignore opinions. Can someone tell me its not constructive? Its just an opinion and I said I wouldn't like my kids to be laughed at for accents.

I have Ibadan friends that spent time in Uk and still with So sior (shey o sure) accent. Its no biggie. Raise your kids anywhere you want. I would want mines to have a taste of everything all-round exposure simple

@Toba I just realized Jesus was born via IVF , well that explains it better. You guys should have told us the truth earlier than the holy birth crap

Well social networks account should be opened up for this purpose alone! Youths Revolt!

What other claims ? Or what proofs you need than logic to know its stupid for

1. one man to gather all animals in pairs 2. man to name animals 3. man to walk on water 4. man without architectural knowledge or anythign to build huge titanic called Noah's arc just him lol and plus if i can remember Noah was a drunkard 5. for Jonah to sleep in a whale / shark 6. tsunami to destory the whole world 6. for Moses to split red sea 7. for human to turn salt for looking back 8. for someone to be born without father having sex with mother (that dude is probably a bastard and john the carpenter was a fool to believe the story from the cheating wife) 9. list goes on jare

She couldn't even think about another name. Its like a dogdgy person claim to be Jane Doe or Micky Bricks

She probably made a minimum N192,000 for the love-vendor within a month if say 800 x 8 men x 31 days (ignoring the over-night work). They must pay restitution of x 10 to the little girl and then go to jail!!!