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Lol I taught I was the only one that I heard that song played briefly in The EVENT lol or maybe my radio was turned on or something while watching

Total bullshit article! Crap! How much would she pay me?

Hang OBJ first for the ODI genecoide

ELEKO FREE TRADE ZONE
BADAGRY
[b]AGBOWA [/b]IN IKORODU
[b]IMOTA [/b]IN IKORODU
AGBARA IN OGUN
SANGOTEDO/ LAKOWE (AJAH)

Huge GEOGRAPHICAL ERROR! Agbowa is not in Ikorodu. Agbowa is a TOWN on ITS own UNDER EPE. And so is the neighbouring town of Imota. And there has been a lot of conflict in Imota - So I'll stay away from Imota. I'm from Agbowa and I think the village is FAR! Whichever way you wanna approach it. Coming from Epe or coming from Ikorodu. Eleko will be awesome for me so I'll vote in Eleko; already own properties in central Ikorodu.

Mini counties / town in Ikorodu are Ijede, Igbogbo, Ebute, Baiyeku, Ibeshe, Grammer School/Agbele, Odongunyan (which all have there own local governments now as Ikorodu is a very big place -- I hear population is near 5million now you can tell by the traffic on Ikorodu road ) and other. mini places. Even Ogijo isn't part of Ikorodu and its not Lagos state but its been accessed via Shagamu Road Ikorodu

Funny enough mine was a KIA because it was brand new and I only used it for one year , Now my 2006 Honda Civic is making me go crazy every now and then its Toks  

Do they tax their incomes? Almost all girls wey you jam for lagos now dey into runz , even the ones for church

If its naija I'll just pay a made. Obodo eyinbo I'll do little chores and rest too 50/50. i've been doing laundry for 2hrs now  

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=761178.msg9164551#msg9164551 date=1316257839]Talk is cheap. Can we ask Bola, Tinu, Titilayo,Ngozi ,Osamede, Ada, Ijeoma, Ehi, Iniobong, Fausat, Musilatu, Pussylatu, obolatu and other numerous women in your life?[/quote]Alloy you don tasi mi today na wa for you oh. I've only dated one Tinu, Bola didn't work well on and off, then Ada briefly, Yeah Fausat's younger sista can't recall that girls name but she got married to this old jerk later.

And on a more serious note I find it difficult to ask , mostly financial favors. You get embarrassed and all that sh.it. So I rather propose something that's workable to benefit both party.

Hell no! Never asked a woman for a dime! And haven't asked my mother since I was 18years old - super way back. Shame go to catch me. I can ask my buddies instead; and I'll rather ask for favors that make sense. For example Kola make we do business now, make we just form vultron collect this contract 50/50 when LPO commot . I have good relationship with few ladies whereby we can do business and stuffs to profit and benefit each other. but not recharge card or coins level oh. I hope i never get to that level of recharge card thing or anything below 6 digits need. My phone bill in Nigeria goes around 20k+ monthly that's enough already why would I ask for reshaj kard

When he doesn't answer your prayer?

Why should you pray to an invisible being in the first place? When he doesn't answer you just got confirmation of his non-existence. Or fault in his attribute of omnipresence. So you move on with your life without dependent on a god and liberate yourself from the mental slavery. Its 2011

I'm sorry to say but can't stop thinking abuot it. "Igbo men go begin smuggle more contraband and inferior goods from China. Even cocaine business go flourish them real soon"

Very stupid journalist!!! Is it a Christian publication or a secular newspaper? More reasons I can't read Nigerian papers loaded with illogical sentiments

Is the[b] fish tail[/b] the main actor in the food film , it has been featured in atleast 3 menus. The same tail or na my eyes

Wont idol worshiping according to your same bible be worshiping of IMAGES and CARVINGS? Dont catholics worship image of Jesus/Mary and their carvings?

Those are the brand behind the church. People actually worship these couples. But since its a free world where people can practice any religion nothing you can do about the billboards. I think I may sponsor Ifa worshipers to make attractive adverts in the news papers, tv etc and start aggressive marketing.  I guess the Christians will be provoked because they often preach against other religions especially calling Ifa/ogun followers idol worshipers even when that is what the Catholics literally do Psychos!

Even some people living in Lagos dont ever go to the village and stay in family house. And people dont even go with cars and flashy stuff. Its better to stay in Lagos. And whoever is important come see you in secure location. i.e only your mum. Wetin concern agbero with overload. You should have only important people around you. All the step brother uncle and blah blah is bs. And I dont do family business. Asking some family to help you with your car import etc is bring trouble. They might decide not to deliver the car and there is nothing you can do about it

Sometimes your friends are better than family. For me I would rather stay with friends I trust than go to a family house. At-least a friend that we are both on the same level in wealth and exposure

I guess he's not ready for and not interested in you as such. And the guy got low self esteem cos he got small di.c.k and this same fat guy will rarely touch his wife at home. You are just pushing the guy. Did you ride on his Joystick thats what I wanna know now ,  i dont know how fat dudes do it with little Joystick overshadowed by their big bellies. And if you are a fat chic too it would be an awful sight. Well find someone thats ready for you. Dudes like him will frustrate you later on if you keep pushing. Love/relationship should be mutual almost at the same level of interest,

Na Olosho/abante/mikey/abana go collect husband for all of una hand! When you where dating you was giving head, bending over, doggy, touch toes now its only missionary. Thats scam na! You advertised wrong product and give something else after marriage. And most men wont wanna complain for long, silently would just go for covet operations.

After few years into the marriage the women just lay there in the bed and just want you to do what you wanna do and get off. Like you f*cking a dead meat/body. So eventually it gets boring and as a gee its not about just releasing the fun and the theatrics are important too. So you will take a drive out in the evennings sat/Sunday , get some fantasies to reality and then come back home smiling   after a well fulfilled weekend

That woman is lazy and she do something, the same woman you can imagine will willingly be giving head to her boyfriend and can't do that for the husband. You will be shocked with women and their secrets. And how they like to turn the table.

You can do serial monogamy divorce and remarry different women. Or never get married and have chance of lifetime opportunity to have girlfriends. Thats after you already achieved kids if you want kids . Marriage is not for everyone I always say that.

Some women need the book "Housewife for Dummies"

Love is a false illusive state of mind, often misunderstood for sex or lust, which is real. Sex is real and true - physically and emotionally, because you truely know it when you are Being Intimate, unlike the doubtful state of love, which basically depends on denied mutual benefits between two or more partners. And in some cases preference or likeness for a particular partner could be seen as something special, which is sometimes interpreted to being in-love with the preferred one. In a nutshell when there is nothing mutual to share there is no LOVE, just sentiments that wears out later.

Even the biblical God wants us to thank him for the 'LOVE' he's showing us   Love probably exist but its just as over-rated as the word TRUST

Playing ball with glasses too lol ,

I think they get sweeter as they age like wine. Is it only me that thinks this way? Is this why I f*ck with older ladies. At certain age some ladies are so refined ?

HOw much are we talking about? If you can afford it though. I mean really afford it and it doesn't affect nothing. Like taking 10 naira out of 100k type of afford it. Else na you sabi. Because if you look around personally you prolly have more problems than her you wanna resolve with money . You have mum, siblings and all that.

And dont feel the need to pay for sex. If she wants a sugar daddy its different. If its a boyfriend its different. And the new generation sugar daddy's are getting pocket wise.

This shouldn't be taking lightly. Remember the time there was rumor they where importing belts to make men sterile from China?  Limiting to 3 child is acceptable. But one child per couple is no! no!.  And Nigeria is not an incentive based society/economy and people will never trust incentives from government or reduced tax. Nothing works here.

Well since the [b]Vaticans [/b]are all about politics its possible. Atleast puppet Obama is a president

The heaven at hand (which is earth you are living now) is better than an heaven promised by a novel (bible). Dont commit suicide for nothing. This is heaven. And I hate the biblical heaven it must be a boring place. Where you to praise and worship one old man all the time

Because god is stupid he didn't think before creating man. He f*cked up , why should he regret he created man? A real god can't or should/wouldn't regret. Obviously this nullifies is omni-references.

I'll repeat this from my previous post

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But if God already knows the future, then humanity is destined to corroborate with his knowledge of the future and not have true free will to deviate from it. Therefore our ‘free will’ contradicts an omniscient god. As it means that I can do things to SURPRISE God. Lol And Gawd will open is mouth and say HA!!!! Na Wa oh! Even him will say “God dey sha” because something must have created God and there will be God of Gods xxxxx …. ad infinitum.

It is logically impossible to have omnipotence, omniscience, omnipresence, transcendence and omnibenevolence in one package. This is logically contradictory, incomprehensible, or absurd, and therefore the existence of such a god is a priori false. "

* Can commit crime and be untraceable or even when traced pay bribes for case to be thrown outta court
* Can marry multiple wives freely
* Can blame any misfortune on witches, devil etc and never take responsibilities for those actions
* You can be terminally ill/sick or be an illiterate and become president and rule educated and healthy people
* You can do aristo (pedophilia)  make i stop here jare

Depends on budget

Radisson Blue got a restaurant (Ozumba mbadiwe)
Soul Lounge (palms)
Four Points by Sheraton (Lekki) they got nice restaurant too


The Island's got 100s of places.

Low budget Oniru/Elegusi

Or if you do movies

Silverbird from the movies you can drive down to the beach and spend some time eh eh , I dont really plan hard on dates you can discuss with her and you both agree on how to spend the time

Well deceit is bad. Very very very bad!!!!. He shouldn't have lied about the degree. He got complexity issues from onset and was trying to present himself as who he's not.

Honestly I've dropped outta college 3 times OAU first, spent another college time in Europe, the 3rd one now which finally I'm graduating cos its the final year but dont know if I'll graduate if they do anyhow I'll do them anyhow and leave them. I may come back anytime for their cert. Cos my life is already planned without a college degree. Imagine I got my first job like 9years ago as a computer programmer and was earning very well without the degree. So I didn't need the college thing but was only tryna get it. And every time it gets boring for me or I just change my mind or have something else to pursue. And seriously at one of my businesses when I started out privately I interviewed a lot of so called graduates and was very disappointed. Took me months to finally recruit staffs for my start up company.

Only that the dude shouldn't have lied. People honestly think can't imagine I dont have an MSc. I have a private library in the house (this you can't take away from me) , I read a lot. I'll some day start hunting all the degrees maybe when I'm old and very idle. Or just do it for my kids to motivate them.

For me life is Pursuit of Happiness

I'll press Ctrl+Ignore !!!

Mostly in Naija make I pull over to try help ham next thing cold pistol na him you go feel for back of ya neck. I dont do it!!!! Though depends on the neigbourhood and other circumstances. If I feel secure enough myself maybe. But very dangerous. In Lagos she'll get to the next bus stop and all of a sudden be ok and start making scene that you picked her up and f*cked her but dont wanna pay, though you promised N20k when you picked her from the hotel! Who wan help you know say na LIE?