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1. moslty illusions
2. sometimes co-incidence

Atheism = Realizm

Follow the movement. You solve your problems accordingly without imaginary friends that are passive.

People may become athesit when

* They gain more knowledge and understand that the super selling novel called bible is pure fiction

* that the story of god/gods lack evidence and this god may not exist is it is defined.

* they got liberated. they're the real liberals lol. all religion is human invention. and most likely men created god in their own image

@Pafuri or Pafuka or whatever your name is what is your problem with stalking me about threads? Can you make your comments without looking my way? I never ever attack anyone on this forum and I've been member for say 5years. And if you are from Ibadan and mad cos i spoke about your accent well I'm sorry. But I've seen a lot of people in Lagos laugh about the Ibadan accent. But who the hell cares!

If you mean sleep in church as in stay there for long periods and do vigils - Answer: Because they want to disturb god fervently!

If because they doze of during a service - Answer: Because the god story doesn't make sense anymore and they're so bored from hearing the same thing. Even sometimes they try to change church and listen to the story from another pastor and its still same old thing. They need a new bible featuring Osama Bin Ladin , and all the new things that have happened

Well how can other countries and UN identify with our own terrorist too like they did with the TNC or whatever they're called in Libya? You know its the USA that knows the definition of terrorism. If they come tommorow and say Boko Harams are Transition fighters so be it. BUt boko haram started on wrong page by attacking UN building. So I think OPC and MEND should learn from that and start trying to make contacts. YOUTHS REVOLT!

Well when talking about the Yoruba language I admit the ara-oke's speak proper Yoruba. But honestly their English accents are being laughed at by a lot of Lagosians I know. Its just an opinion and dont want my kids laughed at simple. Not like I'm bashing them. And from news and stuff I hear crime rate is on the high in Ibadan. Though IB is our closest neighbour , I see more families settling between IB and Lagos (The mowe/ibafo axis)

When NATO officially approves Boko-Haram/Massob/OPC recognize them in the UN and make them the official ruling entities of Nigeria

Well the Yoruba's should be have an independent state or sovereign state and let the northerners continue with whatever they want. I will be nice if Yoruba can bail out first or if Biafra can rise again.

I dont like the villager-like accents SIMPLE! I'm a proud Lagosian though (EPE, LGA)

Lagos outskirts and GRA's. You dont want you kid's growing up and talking with oyo/ibadan ara oke accents. Or an Aboki accent. I guess Lagosians and MIddle Belt are the least accented people. Well it depends on pocket settle where you can afford. SIMPLE. And while they are growing the can have a taste of different cultures and overall exposure

But still you have to advertise and make campaigns. This can help you / your business if you are aggressive in marketing


Like put adverts on the inter-state highways , and offer trailer/danfo drivers free alcohol beverages at bus stops

Sponsor conflicts

Have a deal with general hospitals and popular hospitals known for high death rates

Sponsor reality tv programs that induce suicide

Co-locate with a coffin builder how make space for one so both of you will be together or be located next to places where their are lots of coffin businesses

Be friends with okada riders and help them against the anti-okoda laws in Lagos state

Help the igbo boys or you yourself should import more inferior okada helmets

just few ideas you an contact me for more

Nice business but the cold room for fish and other frozen product is better.  You will be surprised with all sort of conditions from some families and the type of dead bodies that would be brought you might not have the heart for such business. ANd recruiting staffs for mortuary business no be easy thing. ANd you may be getting offers from cultist and people that want human parts i'm just thinking looking at how things are in Nigeria etc

Imagine a family owing you and really wants the body and you telling them they must pay before taking the dead remains,  and them later just dashing you the body like that. Because they now owe you say 500k in arrears.

Nice business but the cold room for fish and other frozen product is better. You will be surprised with all sort of conditions from some families and the type of dead bodies that would be brought you might not have the heart for such business. ANd recruiting staffs for mortuary business no be easy thing. ANd you may be getting offers from cultist and people that want human parts i'm just thinking looking at how things are in Nigeria etc

Imagine a family owing you and really wants the body and you telling them they must pay before taking the dead remains, and them later just dashing you the body like that. Because they now how you say 500k in arrears.

But still you have to advertise and make campaigns. This can help you / your business if you are aggressive in marketing


Like put adverts on the inter-state highways , and offer trailer/danfo drivers free alcohol beverages at bus stops

Sponsor conflicts

Have a deal with general hospitals and popular hospitals known for high death rates

Sponsor reality tv programs that induce suicide

Co-locate with a coffin builder how make space for one so both of you will be together or be located next to places where their are lots of coffin businesses

Be friends with okada riders and help them against the anti-okoda laws in Lagos state

Help the igbo boys or you yourself should import more inferior okada helmets

just few ideas you an contact me for more

Nice business but the cold room for fish and other frozen product is better.  You will be surprised with all sort of conditions from some families and the type of dead bodies that would be brought you might not have the heart for such business. ANd recruiting staffs for mortuary business no be easy thing. ANd you may be getting offers from cultist and people that want human parts i'm just thinking looking at how things are in Nigeria etc

Imagine a family owing you and really wants the body and you telling them they must pay before taking the dead remains, and them later just dashing you the body like that. Because they now how you say 500k in arrears.

But still you have to advertise and make campaigns. This can help you / your business if you are aggressive in marketing


1. Like put adverts on the inter-state highways  , and offer trailer/danfo drivers free alcohol beverages at bus stops
2. Sponsor conflicts  
3. Have a deal with general hospitals and popular hospitals known for high death rates
4. Sponsor reality tv programs that induce suicide
5. Co-locate with a coffin builder how make space for one so both of you will be together or be located next to places where their are lots of coffin businesses
6. Be friends with okada riders and help them against the anti-okoda laws in Lagos state
7. Help the igbo boys or you yourself should import  more inferior okada helmets

just few ideas you an contact me for more

See beef,  what I was trying to say is that my Iphone exist and I can show you and proof to you how it works and everything. But you cant show me anything or works of your so called gods. I'll rather even worship google.com if I was going to be religious because I get a lot of answers from it than your ifa or imaginary friends. I query google and I get answers. That way if google was my god its proof-able instantly than your invisible passive allah/jehovah

This guy just wan ja commot for naija under cover of missionary. You know how many souls you still need to win in nigeria. You need go and win the soul of the boko harams who are ignorant , start from there , you no even mention Cotonou.

Where did the concept come from? Its 2011! Hell doest exist and the idea is stupid. When you are dead you are dead. Dont even think of heaven either lol. Enjoy both hell and heaven while you are living. What goes around may come back around co-incidentally (karma) but still people should stop the madness of after life

lol pothole thats the way obasanjo should die too and ibb

Well as an Atheist its better to be with an atheist so that we both can think logically and progressive. How can you be with insane people that believe in a script that's more than 2000 years old.  Marrying a religious person is backwardness. A religious person can kill your kids based on suspicion of witchcraft or some superstition. Atheism is not elitism but I'd rather be with someone that can use their head and think. Not go by some old book of manipulation either bible or Qur'an.

*Jonah in the stomach of fish for days

*Noah's arch and how he collected all species of animal lol

*Moses pathing the red sea super lol,  can somebody use their brain? Those are fables

*Jesus should come work for Moet so that wines & champagnes can be multiplied in the barrels. Plus damn the wines made by Jesus would be super crazy aged 2000 years old + . I think their should be new brand of wines named Jesus of Nazareth. Or name after the feast jesus attended

*And God should try to be honest and tell the people the truth lol,  he cheated on Satan ,  lol just imagine everything you have heard has been a lie. And devil was the main dude that created everything then [b]god [/b]tried to take credit for devils creations and that's how the beef between them started lol.  Cos devil wont just all of a sudden wanna tempt/f.ck eve. Maybe he stumbled across viagra. Obviously the apple meant womanliness. Guys wake up,   Well if god is all powerful he should have killed the devil na. I guess they both have equal powers. So you decide which on of them to worship. And devil seems to be more realistic if he's behind all the evil.

Lol who is the biggest or most popular president now? I think Obama ,  you guys need print King Obama's version of the bible. Best selling edition!!!

She probably nagged every day and pressured the mumu into going sterile. Stu.pid man! All I got is my balls and I'll sacrifice it for nobody! What if she divorces him and he has to start a new family? Tubal litigation reversal on women is easier than vasectomy. TLR is only around $5k. I'd rather have 20 kids than go sterile bulls.hit. There are lots of birth control method that are good and not permanent. You see wetin eyinbo cause?

bossinie:
You are so pathetic,why don't you suggest your sister's to this same lover-man for 3rd and 4th wives respectively.Exposing yourself as someone who lacks love and as such does not expect much from love supports your reasoning on this matter and i can pardon you because you cannot give what you do not have.Better you are tongue lashed and saved from future agony than sweet-talked into a life of sorrow and regrets in the nearest future.If she wanted to be sweet-talked i do not think she would have thrown it open on NL but i believe deep down in her heart something warns her of 'caution',some of us may have been quite harsh and forthright with our views but if creates a more balanced platform for better decision taking.After-all their is safety in the multitude of counselors(so says the wisest man of all-times-Solomon).Prov.11:14

Well that's partly what I'm saying ,  play the game/ball , not the player. Why attacking me? If any woman wants to be 4th wife so be it its her choice. Life is multifaceted and so are the situations. She asked a question like if polygamy is a crime in Nigeria and the answer is NO!  She's considering it already. If she's happy being the 2nd woman in the mans life fine. I just dislike hippocrates ,  several people here are in similar relationship i.e dating married men in Nigeria within same city where the man's got his family ,  and I bet this people wont talk about their own situation.  Several girls do know their boyfriend is a player dating multiple girls and they still stay in the relationship at their own risk. What guarantee are you giving her that the next guy is better or single guy is better who truly know if the other guy is single? Is it because this man came open and told her about everything? How many white girls are with married men without even knowing this men are married back in Nigeria? The cowards wont talk about it.

And who told you this white girls have money ,  half of them are dead broke, lazy and fat sometimes plus the recession in Europe. And not everybody needs residence permit as she clearly says that the guy is a legal resident! At Laura follow your heart. Think about it thoroughly if its gonna work for you ,  you only knows your situation best.

Why una wan pour sand sand for another man parole? @laura follow your heart , I'm sure he must be a kind man for you to think of him this much. Over here on nairaland/fairyland people play with other peoples real life situations and joke with them. Even when they themselves if in the same situation will take worse decisions! I'll advice you to follow your heart and talk to him. Yes polygamy is allowed in Nigeria. And if you wanna get legal with him it has to be a Nikaih so you guys can convert to Islam if the marriage thing is important. Else you can just have a family and be together with the one you love. It dont come twice. , nothing guarantees anything.

Even being with a single guy without prior experience doesn't mean you wont divorce within a year and be a single mom.  Generally I dont expect much from anybody and love / trust is overrated so I just live life the way it comes and the way I feel. Sooner or later children will grow and leave you lol ,  nothing guarantees nothing! Live life !!!! And somebody talking about your age , well because maybe you sincerely put your real age , Nigerians are fund of hiding their age check their facebook pages. Or lie about hteir age. You will be surprised you are listening to advice from a 13 year old teenager on nairaland. He's better than the guy that just wanna mess without taking responsibility!

^^^^^ on hims? or just him? well you should gather confidence and tell him

I dont cheat I have sex when I want and how I want with who I want! , Though maybe can only be inlove with one person and love is over-rated; just as trust is. I dont think I'm in to love either ways. But I respond to my needs the way I want! Sex happens , live life! Do your own; make I do my own. I'm open

Boy will out grow chewing but needs monitoring so he dont chew dangerous items or swallow. Always try to explain how and why its not good. Continuous talk and explanation , I tell my son (Mayor you are not a big boy, big boys dont do that ) , because this guy is always about being big boy and dont wanna do things to make him non-big boy lol.

@OP what type of lame write up is this?

@ MODERATORS its high time you create a thread called LIES SECTION. Where people post all lies and imaginary jargon

Both work of men

god allow evil because there is nothing he can do about it because basically he himself dont exist. but accordin to the bible god himself created evil / devil/ satan , so he is the origin of evil according to those beliefs

Was that satellite image? Pixel/resolution so low and poor , or maybe it was picture from CCTV 90 kilometers away

@OP ,  You got mad issues, , grow up!