₦airaland Forum

How much do you have? What do you intend to do there? Which visa are you applying with?

Let's start from here.

pocohantas:
Every other day, Nigerians travel out and come back with pictures like this. Spend hours insulting our leaders and ourselves too...

After that we go back to talking about toto and prick. We do that for the rest of the year, till someone disturbs us with another set of pictures (again). We are very wonderful creatures.

who are the we? Could you please speak for yourself?

KIDfurniture:
The government is not our problem. We the citizens we be obu...dirty pigs too much amongst us. We re destructive in nature. Some of us dont like good things that will serve the general public. Nigerians are very sick people because of the long years of sufferings. Poverty messed us up big time, so we no longer reason like human beings even animals are better than us now.

sad but true.

dawnomike:
How I wish we could one day do the right things in our own country Nigeria...

highly unlikely man... You in a fantasy world.

Some ladies are just out of touch with reality... Reason they waste their youthful time waiting for ready made men, forgetting that these class of men go for ladies from higher socio-economic class. No one wants a liability, and its natural for a human to aim higher. However the economic situation in Nigeria has drastically reduced the number of these so-called well to do guys. Most guys are struggling with meagre salaries of 60k average (the vast majority earn far below these amount) - which can't even sustain a household of two. So you ladies should be content with the one you have and appreciate it for a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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NONNYG:
Look for job; once you get one with a legit company, they process everything for you

thanks man. Wish you the best in your hustle.

Can one secure a job without using an agent? You know how unreliable these guys are.

Deandean:
This advice z an expo n a violation of sec. 14 of the international bro. Code...so keep it.


[s][/s]1.Don't ever call him,its a power game,even if ul submit to him later,4 now u need some power to negotiate where d relationship will lead(if u av no power,he'll so panel beat ur heart ul eventually propose to him)[s][/s]

2. The moment you guys re back on track,don't be do demanding,but always ask him for some things u knw he can afford (even if u can too).a man's heart lies where his money goes....if hez not investing,he'll hardly b committed .

very lame and silly suggestion to be honest. You broke no code here, albeit your own codes. So what stops her from reaching out first? If I were her BF and she call first to check on me it will as matter of fact solidify my her place in my heart. I will respect her for that because I love humble people.

Stop giving catastrophic advice. It only inflate her absurd pride. Not all guys are like you.

Phenomenal16:
Pls I don't know if am not lucky in rlships......
Sometimes we luv ppl who don't luv us.....or who don't av our interest at heart.... I don't like long distance rlships..soni decided to give this one a trial.
For like days getting to a week,,,,he haven't called.. Even though we r having a church program... But he isn't the general overseer... But dedicated ooo
[s][/s]I wonder y he haven't called for sometime now.....the last time we talked was on Sunday.....
Unlike bf,,,,and I truly likes him a lot.
Can that be a red flag....m patiently waiting for him to call me....[s][/s]
On a second tot ..but no matter how busy u r for days u shld av called ....
What's ur take on this?
I feel am not lucky in rlships.... May be I shld take a break.

trash!. And what stop you from calling him? If you truly love him? Or we talking about a self-centered lady here with an incredible sense of entitlement?

So just a decent call to check on him means you are desperate? Anyway OYO

Why a lot of nobody's these days tend to posses pride and ego is beyond me.

Phenomenal16:
Pls I don't know if am not lucky in rlships......
Sometimes we luv ppl who don't luv us.....or who don't av our interest at heart.... I don't like long distance rlships..soni decided to give this one a trial.
For like days getting to a week,,,,he haven't called.. Even though we r having a church program... But he isn't the general overseer... But dedicated ooo
I wonder y he haven't called for sometime now.....the last time we talked was on Sunday.....
Unlike bf,,,,and I truly likes him a lot.
Can that be a red flag....m patiently waiting for him to call me....[s][/s]
On a second tot ..but no matter how busy u r for days u shld av called ....
What's ur take on this?
I feel am not lucky in rlships.... May be I shld take a break.

trash!. And what stop you from calling him? If you truly love him? Or we talking about a self-centered lady here with an incredible sense of entitlement?

Lightangel65:
Annoying? How by stating facts

how are your opinions fact?

chigoizie7:
Because sex was the reason why the relationship started in the 1st place.


Sadly, na for naija ee plenty pass.


Girls will only have sex with you if you deceive them into relationships. Especially if you are not paying for it.


[/b]Where I currently live, if you see a girl and fancy having sex with her, strike a convo, tell her what you want, if she feels same, she will have sex with you. And everyone goes their way.[b]

So, if I see a girl I want to nyash, the only thing for me is to start a relationship with her, nyash her and go my way. Simple.

may I know the location?

After landing in UAE how will one convert his visa status from tourist visa to employment visa?

And how could one get the work permit?

lavylilly:

it seems you fully agree with me.

Sleekfemzy:
If you say so, that's your belief, keep to it, let me keep to mine..

matured response. I thought you would hurl insult as its the norm here on nairaland.

SMH

Sleekfemzy:
[s][/s]Pray you don't witness such, then you won't spit this out..
Well u can pray for such and term it as it been normal..

[s][/s] trash! There is no such thing as jazz.

Sleekfemzy:
[/s][s]Pray you don't witness such, then you won't spit this out..
Well u can pray for such and term it as it been normal..

[s][/s]trash! There is no such thing as jazz.

lavylilly:
Invest in your woman!
There is no beautiful garden without a committed gardener. The reason why she is beginning to look less attractive to you is because you're allowing the weeds outgrow her roses. Pluck them off and see if she won't match up to the other women you're admiring.

Don't be quiet when she's carrying her hair undone for weeks. It should bother you if she's been wearing those same torn shoes for months, when she visits you in those shoes uncle how do you feel escorting her to the bus? Stop by the store if she's not smelling nice, the Nivea roll-on and body spray package is not more than two thousand naira, and encourage her to be spraying it fuuufuuufuuu with the fear of God so that it will last.

Teach her to be diligent and honest.
Teach her the principles of purpose discovery.
Teach her about investment and saving.
Teach her the importance of walking with God.
Help her develop a new skill.
Give her a helping hands when she is weary.
Not just to be doing boo and bae everywhere.
And disturbing everyone
Chinny Nwafor

It seems you are oblivious of the fact that you can't change anyone unless they actually want to. And regarding all this things you mentioned you forget that relationship is a two way street. And more importantly only special women deserve special treatment.

Sleekfemzy:
No biggie, you were anxious that's all..
Next time, be calm, take your mind off sex whenever you are with her, mind you be good with foreplays, that will give you a hint if bros go rise or not, so u can easily k ow excuse wey u go give babe next..
[s][/s]Or maybe the girl carry another thing for body, and u re already fortified..
it once happened to me, trust me some girls no clean interms of jazz[s][/s]

that's because you believe in mass or whatever. Such thing only has effect when you believe in it.

Spman:
Guys make una help me o...
I only had sex once and that was 2015..[s][/s]Then I do masturbate but later stopped due to what I heard about the effects[s][/s].... Then I keep on looking for a new babe till recently I got one and she visited me today but I tried all my best my dick refused to rise... And this same dick rose early d morning very hard... Ah was so embarrassed, she had to be pestering me that it's temporary issh that I shouldn't worry...
So am. Confused what could be the cause is it the stress I go through?
And moreover I don't Bleep since then so there is no way infection could be the cause..
I don't take alcohol also
Even sugar I don't take them...
I also do exercise occasionally
But why me today am not just happy right now.... So sad.

That's a myth. That masturbating has negative effects is just an anecdotal cliche that lacks scientific backing. That said, there is no cause for alarm, you seem OK. Yes stress is capable of hampering your sexual performance. Try to limit your stress level to minimum level.

Cutehector:

how much do you spend averagely on data per month?

[quote author=duduade post=84534892]At least he called you and promised to fund your account on Monday...


Mine....[s][/s] I made sure I swore for him.. He eventually called me seven years later.. saying it seemed he was cursed, nothing was working for him.. He even had to come back to Nigeria.. He actually needed me to pray for him.. [s][/s]

It was just actually life that gave him a dose of his medicine. Not you or anything. You are just a mere mortal.

chidekings:
80 percent of humans have good conscience,its just conditions and problems that brings out the beast in them.i pray he credits you to the tune of 2m

yeah we were all born saints. But along the way life made us who we are.

Getting a good paying job in Nigeria is now like a needle in a haysack. Unless one has a strong connection of course. Around me I can't even pinpoint up to 3 . I am not talking about menial jobs that pay 50k downwards. I mean well paying jobs with potential career growth. Unemployment in Nigeria is at unprecedented levels. . It prompts the question do these jobs exist? If they do then what are the chances of one from a working class family? Considering more than 2/3 of Nigerians fall under this social class. Or is only for the children of the elites? This is something I find deeply disturbing.

So how many people do you know either friends or relatives that managed to secure these decent jobs that pay 100kupward?

Look, let's get this straight. There is no single sure-fire formula when it comes to dating. Why? Because people are different and diverse. What is important is make a polite approach and see where it lead to. Its either she accept or decline.

However your personality you will definitely meet your miss right soner or later so my guy chill.

I love your hustling spirit.

Good luck and keep updating us.

Muleriders:
Judging from all your stupid writeups all over nairaland, you didn't sound like someone who have been outside the shores of this country. Infact, you sounded bittered like someone who Walter Carrington has slammed over and over again.

You comparing a place with law, orderliness, reasonable environment to ketu shows that you are daft.


You comparing where people don't see cars as an achievement, where basic amenities is not something to fast and pray on, to a country where you have to share testimony in church because you bought a 2001 corolla shows you are dumb.


Comparing a place where you get quality education, world class infrastructure, and global exposure to a place where education is a complete mess shows that you are sick.


Comparing a place where police and security forces are happy rendering service to you in a rapid response to a place where it takes pizza 5mins to deliver while police and fire service takes 10hours shows you are insane.


Comparing a place where you can walk into any firm, submit application and get employed without having to know anybody to a place where the first question to be asked is "who referred you?, do you know anybody here?" shows you are lunatic.


Comparing a place where County, individuals and government is ready to assist you to grow, a place where every startups like fintech, farm crowdy, paystack and the likes run to to get start up fund to Nigeria where the government will literally kill your business with nepa bills, local govt levy, state levy, association levy, Union levy, shows that you are re-tarded.


Comparing a place where you can enjoy stable water, 24hrs light, access to resources, average car, and even buy house on mortgage even when you are earning $10 per hour to a place where you will struggle to earn 80k monthly on average. From it, 10k goes to generator fuelling, 10k goes to nepa without light, armed robbers will also have Thier shares shows that you are brain sick.



Comparing a place where I can wear deadlock, tattoo, and even army camo, and I won't be scared of intimidation. Infact, they will be happy to take pictures with you to a place where sarz will harass you and even shoot you because you are using iPhone shows you are crazy.



Comparing a place where lecturers and instructors are happy to teach you and make you great to a place where lecturers will boldly tell you that you will fail a course and you dare not revolt shows that you are mentality deranged.


I work just 20hours weekly cos I'm a student, I own an average car, rent my own apartment, enjoy 24hrs light, water, good road, healthcare, and World class resources,
Just imagine what it will look like if I'm a full time worker. This are basic things I never enjoyed with my 100k salary working from 7am to 7pm while in Nigeria



I'm done with you and will never reply you again.



My advice to everyone, if you have the chance and opportunity to migrate legally, please do. Your next generation will be forever grateful to you.

Brilliant comment.

[s][/s][quote author=AgreatMan post=84102238]Everyone who went to Germany wanted to make it but life is a biatch. You are still in the system and it's a bit too early to give advise.

Start planning your exit bro, na countdown u dey. But all four points points are valid tho.

I dey enjoy your writing skills tho. But try and get a native. What's d point in paying all that plane money only to hook up with another Naija girl. Them never tire uuu? Even if u dey reason black, you no see colored South Africans or Ethiopians for ground? I go vex for u o.

Relationship is like a negotiation. If a girl feels like u are getting a better deal than her, she will always be reluctant.
Don't be desperate. You will get something tentative, but making her ur gf is up to your game.

Forget all these talk of white girls being a racist or they care about what their folks will say. As long as u no worwor or black like charcoal, u will get something. You a black, u r scarce, n valuable. Goodluck bro.[s][/s]

seankafor:
Denmark..safest country in earth.

Appreciate what's good and stop nonsense comparisons

Denmark is not the safest.

Gettreadyy:
I've had one night stand be4 but I'm going to talk about my worst one night stand encounter.

back then in sch there was one girl in my lodge, a very fine young girl, she had a boyfriend in my lodge but he wasn't around (he traveled) and we started talking well and I was flirting with her and she reciprocated, that night I took her out and bought things for her on her request thinking all is in order.

fast forward after flexing her that night she came to my room and I wanted to get into action and when I touched her she brought out knife and she told me that if I try anything stupid she'll use the knife on me.

I tried talking sense into her then I realized she was a psycho, I told her to leave my room and she left, this happen back then in my 300L.

I can never 4get dat experience

mine wasn't even sex related, just a random I met in a market, I called her, we chat a little and later we exchange contacts. We decided to hang out later. Just couldn't believe the experience. I mean the girl was a complete nutcase.