₦airaland Forum

frenchtoast:
Watch the brokeasses who can’t even feed themselves also put mouth for this thread.

Money that didn’t exist in the first place, don’t deceive yourselves

Its a shame many Nigerians are this poor, Such deep level of poverty and destitution is unheard of in many developed countries.

etrange:
Let's learn to question some of these oyibo's stats.

Either this is fake news or these guys just like giving rattling statistics just to raise dust. Maybe it's a form of marketing; a bid to normalise pornography and undermine those who are against. I think so cause they've got no algorithm to perfectly detect the gender of their visitors. Even search key words are not enough to get this information.

Now, watch NL boys come to insult their mothers and their sisters cause of one baseless crappy opinionated submission made by some foreigner on the other side of the world.

NB: I'm indifferent about porn. I just don't trust the data source.

I have long learned to err with caution regarding most Nairaland post. The stats and sources are mostly unreliable and bias. This is pure crap, baseless, and unverified, its apparent.

Ascold:
That's How Those Girls Will Be Sending Me Anonymous Messages And Trying To Familiar On Campus................ I Use My Car For My Comfort Only, I Still Have Friends I Had When I Had No Car...... And Have Never And Will Never Have Sex Until The Appointed Time

Are you a virgin?

r4roty:
This new salary regime is shockingly poor. How can they manage life with such pay and how can the much needed motivation and morale in action especially those fighting Boko Haram be got. Government should pay the least member of the armed forces and police N100000[b][/b].

Even more, but sadly....

shilenji:
he glanced through textbook is different from he read through textbook

you meant glanced there is no way you READ and you get below 250
during my time I was only able to read chemistry ND biology through and I negleted eng ND physics due to laziness but reading those two alone got me above 280, so my bro read to understand and ask questions, if you are writing biology ND chemistry, I am willing to help you, not expo o I mean if you have any topic you don't understand ask me I will explain and I will also teach you how to answer jamb questions reach me 09073004838

This kind gesture is outstanding.

You deserve a standing ovation.

toluism:
Didn't take it far bro...

Yes it may be childish.... But even the so called children now may know more than u would expect at times..

Some things like this should be address.....u never can tell before it get out of hand

Life is all about perspective, ya know.

If this young lad were to be any of my sibling, I got no issue with him, in fact his courage and confidence deserve medal .

toluism:
I wonder why we failed to condemn such act... If the gender was the other way round...imagine wat will have been said.

He should focus his confidence and energy on knowing who Mark is rather than this act

You are taking things far man. What's wrong with the young man speaking up? I doubt if its anything serious. I have been thrre, just childish stuff you know.

PrinxArthur1:
I reserve my comment till 3rd world war!!

Oh boy no dey wish war oo.

AgamaProf:
.tell me the facts. I have figures in my head, you don't have it.... So you do yourself the favor and goggle it. You know nothing.

Oshe proff

AgamaProf:
No, you are the ignorant one here.

Google facts and stop making a fool of yourself man.

helinues:
Nigeria is rich but hungry due to mismanagement of few

The same few we have been complaining about for decades?

Mishael42019:
My greatest regrets in life is being a Nigerian

But what if you were born in Afghanistan? Oh boy na terrorist go dey terrorize you on top hungry stomach, chai

But true true the country is a fukkking shit hole

AgamaProf:
You are wrong brother. Nigeria has potentials. But it is unfortunate we have not been able to realise and harness those potentials. To a greater extent,[s][/s] we are better endowed than China, or Saudi Arabia [s][/s]and some other emerging economies. Ask me what is wrong, why are we not at least at par with these advanced countries. Simple. Leadership!. Leadership has let everyone of us down. What has government done about millions and billions of dollars siphoned out of the country, what has government done to improve human capital, in fact we are trying in our educational sector with the little we have had, what has government done to generate revenue from other sources other than oil. When you ask these questions, you begin to get answers. Let's take count of the amount of natural resources Nigeria is endowed with. Logically, we should be better than Saudi, UAE, and competing with the likes of US, Canada and so on. We should be "giant of africa" in the real sense of it. We have resources. A lot of it.[s][/s] We have got the fighting spirit but corruption, and nepotism has brough us on our knees.

Sheer ignorance.

Edoloaded:
Hmmm I'm in awe. Don't know where to start everything about Nigeria currently is just bad.


I can only suggest one word for this mess

RESTRUCTURE

Who will Restructure Nigeria? The National Assembly right? Have you forgotten how divisive and corrupt this lawmakers are?

Roadtoyesterday:
i dont know the visa type yet, the agent handling it only boasted 6month visa will be given , then from there i process 2yrs after validity

You are highly likely about to be scammed, I can sensed it right here.

Don't give that scum a dime.(if you have ear listen else your body go tell you)

Oluwahelpme:
Exactly sweetheart. imagine the softens of pussy, buttock and breast. I'm very sorry for all these gays.

They are not gays you fool. People masturbate for various reasons: inability to find a GF, scared of STDS, brokenness, health issues, life challenges and so on.

Think before you say trash.

(No malice intended) just can't ignore your idiocy.

Jeweltz:
Confused people. How does this equate Nice sex and touching and sucking nice breast. This site sef

Mehn the way you fresh like this, banging you and same time playing with your tits will be absolute pleasure.

kecee99:
PMB(PORNOGRAPHY MASTURBATION ORGASM) IS DANGEROUS TO THE BRAIN

Back your claim with scientific backing else Shut up.

BadRadio:
ur days are numbered and may all ur unborn kids be patronizers and hoarders of fleshlight and erotic puppets. IJN

I love how you give guys teeth-crushing blows.

uninspired07:
Exactly. I know the kind of girl his sister is.

She would have been asked out by “nice”, “responsible” guys but she refused & fell in love with this street thug of a guy.

[s][/s]My only worry is that the guy is a Muslim. I don’t like that.[s][/s]

OP has to bear with them & leave them to live their lives. The fault lies with OP’s sister.

You and op prejudice about the young man is incredible.

Its 2020 bro, receive sense and do a with prejudice, bigotry and bias.

lopsoj:
humm[s][/s], we are christain and we don't encourage abortion. [s][/s]thanks though, will look into " seeking a better future for her"

Trash.

Lamanii22:
Every guy I have met want a relationship with me...

I wonder what the hell is swirling in your little head. Not everyone who approach you want anything intimate from you. To even say that is a narcissistic personality trait.

I despise narcissist, freaking annoying set of assholes

Sadly most Nigerian girls reason and behave this way. SMH for this bimbos

(No malice intended) just saying my mind.

Maybe he is excellent in the bedroom. You just never can tell. A lot of maybes.

milemimi93:
This girl does not have IG or Twitter. She only has Facebook and Whatsapp. I went through her post she last posted pics on Facebook in 2018. She isn't active on social media.

The way she constructed her tenses during our convo I cut cap for her..
Lady gave good brains.

Here you go with the stereotype.

So not active on social media shows responsibility and character? Right?

milemimi93:
There's something I learned yesterday. If you want to date a Nigerian lady, go for the ones that are less active on social media and are not the hipsters.
[s][/s]Also, don't go for any lady below 26years..[s][/s]

Trash.

A date age means nothing.

ultimate77:
Hi guys... It's been a while. I hope y'all enjoying the new year and the winter. I practically sleep with my fan on and without cloth, I bath with cold water as well. Before you say I should go to jos and try it, I was born in Jos, plateau state and lived most of my life all in the north.

THIS WILL BE A LONG READ SO BUCKLE UP AND ENJOY THEN PUT MOUTH.

To my story. So I was able to do away with my ex as you guys advised me to, 2 years ago. After 3 months of the break-up, I got a good job and left the city. I wasn't posting any picture on my WhatsApp status neither do I post on Facebook. She was always viewing my status which are usually my poetry write ups. After a year, she called to apologise saying how I am the only best guy for her in the whole world, how I am the only guy who knows how to treat her well. Well, truth of the matter is I tolerated a her excesses and my guy just asked me to so I can learn how to handle any other woman.

I was celibate for the whole year before she came back begging and my guy asked me not to be rude, I should tell her it's ok, let's try again but I should just watch her for a month. Men and brethren, I was cautious enough not to allow us meet because she not someone you can easily come by and you will go without your JT responding to stimulus.... She had a way of getting my pants down. So I did everything so we don't meet.

So she told me how she had missed me, the love, the care, the outings, the foods I make for her and the sex most of all. She admitted she has within the year dated 2 other guys and still broke up with them.

Note: the longest relationship she has had was the one I and she had which lasted for 3 miserable years... But I learnt much lessons so I do not regret.

Refusing to meet her after we agreed, I was giving her excuses that I was busy with work this made her start showing that her attitude again.. I already had become immune to all those behaviours of her. I just ignored her and that was how it slid. I was happy we went silent on each other again.

So, mid last year, I was at work and one of my bosses brought this young beautiful lady to my office and requested that I help connect her to the company's wireless. I didn't even act as if he was talking to me neither did I respond to any of them, on that day, I was so furious about the job I gave my boys to do which they did not complete. So the man asked my colleague to help her do that. I was really not interested in connecting anyone to the network until I resolve the downtime. However, I really don't give face to female young chaps at the company because I know myself.. Someone might just fall in love with me and I can't even deal.

Fast-forward a month later, my colleague has started taking and chatting with the new lady, she actually Came for her industrial attachment. They were always chatting and she'll come visit him in my office during break hours. All the while, I only respond to her greetings but sometimes, I listened to their conversations while working on my system. She seemed to be a great personality as I noticed she barely get angry, each time she speaks, she made sense. She responds to any question you ask her. After 2 months, I asked my guy where the girl is from. He told me. I kept quiet. 2 days later, my colleague told me that the girl said she wanted to learn Java and he told her he doesn't know how to but that I can help her. He brought her to my table and I told her she was going to pay me 50k so I'll teach her all she needs to know. She bargained and we agreed on 40k. She came the first day during break period, I had to interview her and I was amazed at her responses.

Work wouldn't let her concentrate so we cancelled classes till when she's done. A day Came she just came to my office and that was a day for just chats. I led through the conversations and she clearly opened up to me to say.. In her words "you know what? The day that man asked you to connect me to the network, the moment I saw you, I had a very strong feelings for you and since that day I couldn't help it but I was scared you might bounce me. But I said to myself 2 things must happen. It's either I make this guy fall in love with me by my actions or I tell it to him... But you were not just interested." I was smiling. She told me everything she feels... I already had within two days thought of asking to date her and marry her because she possess 80% of all I want in a woman especially her common sense and love for technology.

She had told me she has a guy outside the country who she said want to marry her, she loves him but then, she doesn't know what is going on because she can't seem to get over me and she said she knows it's not infatuation. I knew it wasn't either. I loved the girl like mad within 3 days. I knew I would. After 2 weeks, I told her I want us to date and I want to marry her I know she will too. She couldn't say a word so I let her.. Fact is, she can't stay off my path. I developed strong feelings for her that I could just do anything for her. As the days go bye, it was becoming stronger and stronger.

She decided to start acting weird to see if she's really fooling herself at that point I realised and decided to take a chill pill and have a break.. But after 2 days, we hooked again. Things happened and we finally decided to stay with each other and marry when the time comes. I know I shouldn't beg a woman to marry me as a man but guys, marrying that girl is in my own interest because she will preserve my home and everything that has to do with me. She marrying me too is in her own best interest because she will have a man who is worthy to be called a husband.

Now the challenge is... This guy outside the country is younger than I am and just 2 years older than she is.. She is 23..and I am 7 years older than she is. The guy has built houses, has cars and has a business but not educated as I am, not sensitised as I am.. Just anything academics and social and otherwise.. Most especially I have a profession and yea, he has a business but has achieved more than me.. The lady Has weighed the both of us and is still very confused as she keeps saying both of us are just perfect for her. On her list of 8 guys, she had deleted 6 it's just left the two of us and that she really wish she can delete him but the guy is too good to be deleted like that. She hadn't had sex with him because she said "the guy said they should skip sex till marriage because of how much he loves her" and me in the other hand, I don't have a house built yet, my business is in it's pitching stage and I don't own a car or cars too but that isn't my biggest worries now.

I had told her, before the year ends before she wraps up her 500 level, my business should have been set up and running and since she loves my profession, that will be a plus for her and she will as well know and be proud that she was and is a part of my/our success story. She was sick about the whole thing and finally decided she'll settle for me and I advised she shouldn't tell the guy until he comes back to the country so you guys can talk and you can kindly tell him. Though I feel the pains this guy will go through receiving this news.. But it has to be done.

We now talk more often, as I am planning to marry her this year hopefully after her studies because I am certain the money will be available even to buy her all she needs. She had read my vision and seen a headway and how I strive to make them come alive. She has been quiet supportive with her advice and love. However, at some point, I fear she might just change her mind and return to the guy. You know how inconsistent some ladies can be na. She told me the guy had visited her mum and her elder sister who is married and they all liked him but her father hasn't seen him yet.

My aunt rarely accepts girls I show her but then moment all my family members saw her picture, they all accepted her and asked that I bring her. Me on the other hand, I had only spoken to her mum just ones and that was because I needed to help them do a payment and we've not met. Most of the men at the company are asking the girl to marry them as she shows me the whole conversation.

Guys, at some point I feel she won't leave me at a point I feel threatened by the communications between her and the guy though it doesn't last longer than 5 minutes but we speak like 40minuites over the phone. On free days 2 hours sometimes. And I am not scared that she might leave or maybe that I can't get another. Nada! There are many options but she's number one and I know I love her more than any one else. She has other options too but I can't speak for her.

Guys, anything I can do to secure this girl? Even though I know I got her at angle 90° for now not even 45° because @45° there won't be much distractions. I hope no body comes to tell me to go acquire what the other guy has acquired because I'm in the process.

I just need a few words guys.

Please help

Mtwseeww!.

A story you should have summarized into few paragraphs instead you decide to punished us with this long and unforgiving epistle, receive sense bro.

That said, just step up your game, try your best not to slip up and play your cards well.

Don't put your self in tight corners just because you what to tie the knot with a woman. It may not be what you have been expecting.

At the end of the end only her will decide.

What will be will be.

My two cents, next!

Roadtoyesterday:
Am a fresh graduate, I plan to move out of the country anytime soon, but am to choose btw dubai 2yrs resident permit visa or [/b]6month UK visa.[b]

Now am confused, I was never a fan of dubai to settle down, I had always wanted UK, but then all I want is to go and make a good life for myself before family start coming in.

Pls what are likely job opportunities for a fresh graduate in the UK and Dubai.?

As a tourist? Or as what. Please elucidate.

AngelicBeing:
Don't leave Nigeria, invest in Nigeria, pray and continue to pray for Nigeria, prayers is the solution to make Nigeria a better place, with your prayers and fasting, Nigeria will have good roads, health-care, power, good security, don't travel and be a slave or second class citizen in the Western world, it is better to invest and keep praying for Nigeria, prayers is the solution to end our problems, it is prayers that developed all the western world you are planning to go, start praying and fasting today, thank me later

At first I thought you were serious, I later realized the sarcasm.

Truth is, hard work and prayer work hand in hand. Anything other than that is pure self-deceit.