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This's not good

JackDaAlienz:
So I did medical document for traveling to Estonia.
When the lady brought my H.I.V report file from lab,
The way my momsi grab the medical report sharp sharp and opened it to check..
It really broke my heart.
She think say I dey sling dick everywhere.
I just vex comot the hospital.
Turns out I'm negative

Sorry about that however you need to portray a character that will give her confidence that you're a good child. Practice it

Christiansen:
Though I nor knw this guy, his death really pain me.
RIP young soldier

Look at how young people are being wasted

Davash222:
Which one is not sexually active? Like you're a virgin, or you stopped having sex, or you have sex once a week, or you've not had sex after the appearance of those molecules?

You need to clarify us for a wider contribution.


And please add Graphics for the topic.

Graphic was added

tnerro1:
They should make the woman drink the same hot cup of water,let’s see how she likes it

That's also my judgment

hot water boiled to a hundred centigrade forced down the throat

The judge should apply the same treatment above on the woman & release her. Devilish woman. Devil

You made valid points. At the end of Lekki DNA test many men will lose their wives & children because they have betrayed the family & the same goes to women

iambrazen:
Lol... I wonder what dirt he has on her

Good you did think out of the box

Romanoff:
I am totally in support of getting DNA test but as you are giving a blood sample, abeg, carry your wife own go too.

Cause with the recent scam of. "Cryptic Pregnancy" in Nigeria, a lot of couples have fallen victim, especially those looking for fruit of the womb.

These yeye so called clinics will tell you that you're pregnant but scan and blood test can't detect it cause it is hiding, that it is only their equipment that can see it and you must only come to their clinic for ante natal.

You will be pumped with hormonal injections that will mimic pregnancy symptoms, as months pass, they will inject you with what will make your stomach protrude.

Obviously, it is not free.

If you've made full payment, after 9 months or 10months, of the announcement of the so called pregnancy, they will tell you it's via CS you will deliver. Again, you'd be put to sleep and given a superficial cut on your stomach and stitched back so it will look like you had a Cesarean, they will then present a baby to you (bought from a baby making factory from the money you paid to them"

They will tell you that you can't breastfeed cause of the drugs you've been taking, so the baby will have to be on formula.

If it takes you two years to complete payment, they won't "deliver" you o. They will tell you the baby would have to wait. When you've balanced up, even if na one year after, they will cut you open and present a baby to you.

Some women know it's a lie but desperation makes them play along, some don't even know it's a scam.

Their centres are common in Imo, PortHarcourt and Lagos.

You're absolutely right in mostly your narrative but saying some women & not including men & their families that frustrate this women is not good.

Chigold101:
Udele1 can be anybody.
Or do you know usele in person.

That's aside.

In a saner clime, the first suspect to the murder case will actually be the so called brother Mr Cyril. Because it's misleading to name a suspect open even investigation commences.
But we live in a country where security agencies do their investigation from the comfort of their bedroom. And they will alway make IPOB/ESN alibi of every attack.
And with that the real culprit will move about freely with enough space to commit another crime.

That Cyril should be investigated

Shellsploit:


Keep waving, until she approaches you.


That was how i invested 400k into snail business, woke up the next morning, the snails are no where to be found. They all strolled away!

Are you just joking? Where did all the snails go?

emae009:
to each his own is what we are saying.. Not East � North that the writer is portraying. If Abia generates N2B, let them enjoy their N2B, when it's not enough, their leaders will leave partisan politics and blame game and come up with solutions to boost the state revenue. That will in turn make people think twice before killing others all in the name of getting political posts because you'll have to have something upstairs to eat fat in the new dispensation

I agree with you

Interesting.

People should stop criticizing them because their own churches are not different

This's despecable & the man needs to secretly do a DNA test

If one is not ready for marriage let him or her stay away instead of this foolishness

chatinent:


This scenario reminds me of Jude and Eniola Badmus that was always cartoonized on The Sun Newspaper.

That means if she were the one providing the meals, ọ ga -esiri gị ike ga ahu banana nke a rapuru fo.

Mehn..

Nothing dey vex me pass references to every little efforts you make forgetting my daily stabs to make you happy.

Most women cannot be men even for a day.

Only one evening my cousin sister took me out, I never even remove my shoe naim I read her status: “I like the woman I am becoming. Always learn to man your womanhood.”

The only thing most women tend to appreciate is credit alerts..or send your account number. They will become so emotional..they can even cry.

Let the case be the reverse.

Make she just take care of you for two days.

You go hear weeen. She go even remind you how she carry you for stomach for nine months.

“Richie, what is this na, can't I have peace after coming back from work again? How can you eat and cannot wash your plates again! What's this na!”

“Baby, why are you shouting? The neighbours are at...”

“Don't baby me. What have I not done to make you happy? Will I kill myself? Am I the only married woman in the world..what is this na.”

(You try to hold her hands to calm her down...she slaps you damn hard).

“(She is crying now..tears flowly freely). Just see what you made me do. Just see it. Everything is just wrong with this world.”

You mah wey dem slap go still go meet am for parlour where she dey cry dey pet am (and that is after checking your cheeks if blood dey comot). You go come humbly tell am say no bi you eat, say na the one she eat for morning..but anyways, you forgot to wash it.

Another matter don dey brew.

She will now come to the parlour and sit, ask you for the remote and change the football to Telemundo and mutter these words you'll never hear: “work e won't work, such a failure. It's only remote e can pass.”

You will try to look at her with your side eyes but meet her full eyes staring at you in disgust. Mumu you go come smile enter bedroom.

As you are walking into the bedroom, the volume of the muttering is increasing but it's still inaudible.

In the oza room, just respect yourself. Don't even dare..unless you want the whole world to know how you will be idle and want to kill sb’s daughter after working all day!

“oh, it's your plan, Richie, baa? To kill me so that you can now go and meet Ishilove, baa?”


Only you go dey like Stone Cold Steve Austin sleep.


It will be normal...the “honey, darling etc.” is going to die. You will be called your name...two seconds, she will stop calling your name and just be giving out orders.

Abeg, don't even remind her you are the husband. You will get the insult of your life. She will say “no, say it loud na, let mama Chisom hear you. How many husbands stay at home watching football and their wives are left to do all the work!”


But na you still dey pay rent, buy foodstuff, and children fees.

Baba, kuku collect that responsiblity back. I hate to talk much. No dare shift any of your responsibility to woman...even if she persists to want to help. E kuku better she dey do am willingly than you register her name on it.

Only women, babies, and pets are loved. Men are respected when they man up. Na the respect we dey translate to love.

I can't laugh at you epistle

Kajaard:
They can try adoption. Last time I checked adoption doesn't cost an arm and leg.

And there are lots of babies/children waiting to be adopted.

It's very expensive & very difficult to do

Hmmmmmm Chris the commander in charge of Poffadder.

It's well

This pastor moves in convoy of exotic cars like a governor maybe you have not seen him before

ahnie:
Ogaga has gone back home.

Madam you are doing well. Just keep it up.

Abegi go bring Ogaga oooooh

Let your parents met with the girl's parents and discuss.
I don't support abortion I'm pro life not pro choice.

JovialJune:
Then go with the community and fight her parents na, when they are forced to take the girl away where you'd never see her again, maybe you will rest, be forming macho you hear.

Are you supporting abortion?

manoflove22:
sequel to this post i created about discovering some bumps i thought to be genital warts if you miss it, just check it out

https://www.nairaland.com/6746335/genital-warts-shaving-bumps-photos#105686390


i was saddened,depressed and full of regret,i thought my life had ruined especially thinking about living with virus



i head straight to hospital to check my self up, i show them my private part, they removed some bumps and ran some scrutiny check on it,but thanks to the almighty God I'm serving it's came out as MOLLUSCUM CONTAGIOSUM

They described it as a round painless bump with a dent or dimple in the middle of the bumps, and i checked it and luckily it exactly what they described it

Was told it will leave on it own and won't returned,but i can apply medication on it, if i want it to leave soon


Ultimately, I'm done with anything sex,I'm gonna celebrate and practise celibacy till my marriage

THANK TO GOD FOR THIS SECOND CHANCE!!


come celebrate with me

First pic how it looks from Google
second pic mine

Ultimately, I'm done with anything sex,I'm gonna celebrate and practise celibacy till my marriage


The above the best decision

Don't collect cat from alcohol if you don't drink it

eleko1:
that’s life/human for u.A goat will remain a goat no mata how u treat them.If u are strict,they’ll call u wicked.Young man,go source ur workforce @ ur place of worship.Even though not all will be honest but u’ll still Experience lil peace of mind than those thieves ur pick on roadsides

Which place of worship? You want them to use emotional blackmail to shut down the business?

malcom1X:
Nedu won custody of his other child in court, she should return his child to him and let the other man take care of the other child. That or no money for upkeep.

Nedu has relations that he can pay for to take care of the child, Nedu has a mother. If I'm correct.

The children can't stay with the mother while the parents are alive.

MarketForces:
There are no biological 'kids'. She has two children, one bastard and one legal. Why is she not calling out the father of the bastard child? Oya answer

She was pregnant before the got married and the have 3 children , the first which is a boy is not his but the others are girls

Commendable but the man has to do his own first to ascertain if he's the son of his father before doing for his children

Flooded Owerri road hmmmmmm

Abia state government will through subsequent press releases publish the names of existing shop allottees who are guaranteed of their return to the reconstructed shops after completion of the first phase. It is important to state that no existing shop allottee will lose his/her shop after the work.

5. Governor Okezie Ikpeazu is expected to personally hand back new allocation papers to all the existing allottees on Friday, 5th December, 2021.

I DO HOPE THE FAILURE OF A GOVERNOR WILL KEEP TO THE ABOVE PROMISES.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN GOING TO ABA YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY I CALL HIM A FAILURE

DaniDani:
The first poster above me (PROUDLYIGBO) nawao! The government keep silence you complain, the government commence action to remedy a situation, you also complain. As much as there's a lot to do in Abia State, the media have really not been fair to Okezie Ipkeazu. Abia State have been a ruin before Ipkeazu. The governor of a truth is making efforts especially in drainage. Anyone that can be sincere, know that semeck road from mcc to faulks road was impassable but the governor reconstructed with drainage system. I must also let everyone here know that faulks road was not constructed in a haste, Setraco took time to construct that road with covered drainage system. How that road damaged so fast is a big surprise to me. Sincerely speaking that road was thoroughly reconstructed. I sense that the cause of the fast damage of that road is because of the dirty nature of dwellers of ABA people, filling drainages with rubbish and later blame the government. Mind you, I am not holding brief for the governor, I am not a sycophant and can never be. I say things the way I see them. Ikpeazu have failed in the area of salary payment no doubt, but he surely have given ABA attention in terms of road and gutter construction but ndi ABA are too dirty to a fault.

For those that don't know, the governor started with Ahia ohuru remodelling for some months now. There has been a reconstruction of Ngwa road ahia ohuru market and now, he has extended it to ariaria main market. I like the way they are on his neck to do more work in Aba. During tief a orji, no body dare utter a word unless you want to end...

Abia State governor Okezie Ikpeazu needs to wake up. Aba is in ruins