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Na naw day break abi?

Elections finish una come remember to publish names for Newspaper, Abeg who Dat one help?

Abeg, make una go reap where una sow put because the number of votes from una area really show wetin dey una mind.

Congratulations to Everyone.

holocron:
While commissioning the flyover in Port Harcourt, Tinubu, while praising Wike's help in the presidential elections, said: "I couldn’t have done it without some structural support as not describable in a flyover”.

Now... what on earth does that mean?

Comprehension is a soft skill that Key to Understanding what is meant from what is being said.

You probably have to take the world "Structural support" in the Civil Engineering context and bring it to Political Context.

Have help you a little, decode and gain understanding.

Can all Campaign promises be Fulfilled? I think it practically impossible but then a Huge chunk of them can be fulfilled and a pass mark of 90%± is Excellent Performance.

Oshey!

Where this wokeness go carry una reach ehn, Na lost una go Lost finally come dey find way to the Conservative Life.

May We Never be Unfortunate.
Amen!

RIP to those who "changed address" through the unfortunate incident.

If you think you are better than those affected, I urge you to have a rethink.

If you care about your Eternity, I urge you to Amend your ways where necessary.
#Shalom

We know "Okrika" business dey lucrative naw why everybody dey buy Benz through the biz be that.

Who appointed PYO as "Attorney General and Commissioner of Justice" in Lagos?

Well, he good as you remind "President-Select" but Atleast some children go get this info now and will stop behaving Iberiberismish.

Hmmm.

Who are these daredevil people causing wahala upandan? I just hope they are ready to bear the consequences.

Hmmm.

Na which Business una dey do, make una brief me ooo. Me self wan build/buy better House/Mansion ooo.

But if na Runs, Abeg leave me out.

"Alot are M*D but Few are Roaming".

Unfortunately, Insanity disgraces the Victim but the Victim does not know anything.

Well, let's Hope that the insanity gets cured soonest.

Judiciary may help with some medicine but then Karma gives the Best Treatment for some kind of Insanity.

Never get involve in some deals cos it will only end in tears.

Person bring two legs to you and persuade you to Buy them, you self come buy Human parts.

You don enter gbege be that naw.
This Wahala Promax wen you enter now, 20k no go solve am.

Accept Jesus and be Save and delivered you no gree naw, Traditionalising don carry go where you no know.

Congratulations to You.

See Excuse;

Njoku said; “I want to move a motion considering the present situation in the House of Assembly and the feelings of members towards the speaker of the 7th House, Engr. Chinedum Orji, of his insensitivity to the welfare of members and other sundry activities. It is clear to us that all these have led to gross misconduct on the office of the speaker. Hence, I move a motion for the removal of the speaker.”

No wahala, Shebi una don remove am now and all of una wen sign am don acheive una aim.

You didn't impeach due to insensitivity to the plight of people of the state but una own pocket.

Well, Life know how he dey take send thunder to who's due for her visit.

Wike, my Guy.
Baba dey use scope wet ground before him go Waka cos him know say enemies plenty.

Wike don see who get power and he don dey romance am so that him punishment no go Plenty.

I know say Wike go either relocate go Abuja or Lagos once him handover cos 'boys' fit enter am if him remain for Rivers after handover.

Abeg, make HR face their work joor.

This na Domestic matter and it should be solved in a Domestic way.

Since the Domestic Staff Wife prefer the Gateman to Her Husband, The Husband should Gladly release her to the Gateman let them enjoy their 'Adultery-Bliss'.

But then, what's Life without Forgiveness? If the Husband forgives Her what will they do with the Foetus?

Also HR should remember that a Gateman who impregnates His Colleagues wife may one day kill that Snr. Colleague.

So, if the Gateman is more important than the E. Staff, then they should keep the Gateman and Zack the Expatriate Staff.

Atleast, one day the Gateman will impregnate the HR Wife or the CEO's Wife.

Money speaking.

Obaseki! Kai, you really disappoint your "Edo no be Lagos" crew ooo.

But then, True-True, "Edo no be Lagos".

Mr. MoU Governor turn 1-Week Streetlight Governor.

I just hope say na Subsidy really be the agenda of that your talk but if na disguise to start owing salary as from next month, na Wahala be that ooo.

When He was a member of the House of Reps, did He represent with the fear of God?

When He was a Senator, did He Represent His People with the fear of God?

If the answers to the above questions is true, then His claim here is True but if not, then that claim is false.

NB: This Dino game is dope ooo. The Guy sabi Nigeria Politics wella, He don dey go Dobale and Beg everybody.

I think, He would Win but then the people of his state should be ready to bear the consequences of their choice.

We sabi una way naw.

Una go pay 1,000 persons carry the remaining money enter una own account. But no wahala make una dey enjoy una loot for now.

Just remember say no champion forever.

Sha, make una remove the Subsidy as soon as possible and let's forget the Noise of Subsidy and face Governance squarely.

Salary increase, 3 months after the increase, they would still ask for more.

So, they cannot demonstrate how they connect Light and fix faulty line.

Na how dey destroy dem dey demonstrate no be how they Repair/Fix.

Dem no try at all.
Well, I wish the guy quick recovery ooo.

Movie or Real?

Cause with all these people one don't know what's real or movie advert.

Well, if na real Life Mata, I congratulations her ooo.

Seriously, if na only Monthly Package you dey reason, Politics na Bad Job to take up but when you factor some namely allowances, the Kickbacks, the Power and Influence (put your people in position and FG payroll etc), na then you go realise say Politics for Nigeria Na "Ritual Money".

Mr. Chris, we understand but just parkwell for one side and don't take any Ministerial offer again ooo.

@BAT, should incase you are seeing this, Please contact me ooo, I like to serve as Minister in your Government.

Funny thing be say none of these strikes affect Mr. Bubu.
Na the common man wen the strike affect. People wen strike just strike because dem want more (Oliver twist) but then na the character of all men to always want more (insatiable).

Since me like Teaching, I do pick the Federal Poly Job.

I also like my Peace of Mind and so I won't be looking for one Job that will be putting me on Pressure.

Federal Anyday.

No be by Force to take better advice.

But the consequences of foolish actions and decisions will be enjoyed by the Fool who refuses to listen to Wisdom.

Because of pleasure, you go carry Cancer, Body go tell You.

As many as possible.
But then you will be lucky to get it twice a week cause they can complain ehn.

Oshey, they should do the following;

Change the Oil
Check the Brake pad
Change the Plugs
Change the Tyres
Wash the Seat and check maybe the AC dey cold well-well.

Let me call 'Kazeem' to call 'Chinedu' for price of the parts that needed to be changed.

Never knew LP troubles will begin this early, unfortunately the party is about to go into oblivion and no one should be surprise when everyone who won elections under the LP platform migrates to other parties.

Unfortunately, it is those who Laboured for free that I pitied.

You go dey work for Nigeria Politicians for Free.

Yes ooo, Atiku win the elections between the 3 PDP versions.

Atiku {PDP Pro} 1st
Ob# {PDP Lite} 2nd
Kwankwa {PDP low data} 3rd

Who get sense na master of who Mumu.

Dem tell you say make you dey show face for everywhere so that people no go forget you but then can that really keep you out?

Well it all depends if your 15mins of Fame is over.

One funny thing about Research in Nigeria is that, the Result is Predetermined abi make I say Premeditated.

Alot of processed stuffs wen dey cause wahala and wen no dey healthy for Us, our NAFDAC and University researchers dey doctor the reports because of "who pays the Piper".

Shebi during Covid19, you see the research reports wen dem publish because dem dey cash out steady.